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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3228
Comment Ranking:#1356
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
Content Thumbs: 8215 total,  9028 ,  813
Comment Thumbs: 6028 total,  6699 ,  671
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:389331
Times Content Favorited:661 times
Total Comments Made:1251
FJ Points:3610

latest user's comments

#7 - someone in the comments on youtube said yes. Obviously unverif… 08/26/2014 on Jet Ski +1
#32 - srslyjakecease posted sauce, in case you're still curious 08/26/2014 on DYK Comp #15 0
#26 - im enjoying these after an intern posts, when did theses start? 08/26/2014 on After an internship at Comcast +1
#41 - I think you mean shekels 08/26/2014 on every headphone ever 0
#33 - i don't know what gif i was watching last night, but for some … 08/26/2014 on Double your coin for free 0
#5 - oooh baby dat switch doe  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Double your coin for free +1
#17 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
There was no switch, was an ice barrage then ags spec..
User avatar #7 - adu (08/25/2014) [-]
I didn't see a switch. Dude probably just casted with AGS still equipped.
User avatar #33 - qwarthos (08/26/2014) [-]
i don't know what gif i was watching last night, but for some reason I saw a dds in there, thought he speced with that then with ags, but yeah i see it now
#55 - If you're twenty years old then you did it right 08/25/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... 0
#30 - then what is it? 08/25/2014 on From the garden of eden 0
#4 - i don't know if it is available on vista, but the snip tool is…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on My first definition +1
User avatar #5 - dangskippity (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks, ill look it up
User avatar #8 - ruckallthefules (08/25/2014) [-]
1) Download this -> app.prntscr.com/en/index.html
2) Now whenever pushing the "Print Screen" button, you can select an area on your current screen.
3) Feel free to edit the selected area with the given tools.
3) Use the buttons at the side of the selected area to either save the selected area as a .png or receive a link to the picture online (you can share that link to other people, it's very user friendly).
Here is an example: prntscr.com/4gb6yl

Alternatively if you do not like to use external 3th party programs I can recommend you to get a hang of this little trick.
1) Press the "Print Screen"-button at the moment you want to take a screenshot.
2) Open Microsoft Paint.
3) Press ctrl+v.
4) You can now edit the screenshot in paint and save it locally.
#34 - potato 08/24/2014 on I can't even 0
#312 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Choose perk, Choose power 0
#4 - 17-26, quite agreeable 08/24/2014 on Can I date A sixteen year... +19
#1 - how to screenshot is my favorite tab to see open on these.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on My first definition 0
User avatar #3 - dangskippity (08/24/2014) [-]
Haha, I have to look it up everytime
User avatar #4 - qwarthos (08/24/2014) [-]
i don't know if it is available on vista, but the snip tool is very useful, much easier than taking a full screen and cropping it after
User avatar #5 - dangskippity (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks, ill look it up
User avatar #8 - ruckallthefules (08/25/2014) [-]
1) Download this -> app.prntscr.com/en/index.html
2) Now whenever pushing the "Print Screen" button, you can select an area on your current screen.
3) Feel free to edit the selected area with the given tools.
3) Use the buttons at the side of the selected area to either save the selected area as a .png or receive a link to the picture online (you can share that link to other people, it's very user friendly).
Here is an example: prntscr.com/4gb6yl

Alternatively if you do not like to use external 3th party programs I can recommend you to get a hang of this little trick.
1) Press the "Print Screen"-button at the moment you want to take a screenshot.
2) Open Microsoft Paint.
3) Press ctrl+v.
4) You can now edit the screenshot in paint and save it locally.
#2 - i know a site that does something similar to what you described 08/24/2014 on Coloured Text +1
#1 - it's so cool that we can click links in content now 08/23/2014 on Never give up your hope! +1
#3 - it's like they want funnyjunk shut down 08/23/2014 on It's true. 0
#7 - what a great way to include yourself.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2014 on tumbler... 0
User avatar #25 - include (08/23/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #15 - TheHutchie (08/23/2014) [-]
Evidently so.
User avatar #24 - evidently (08/23/2014) [-]
sup
#6 - oh so it stuck to the actual story pretty close  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on What is a 9gag? 0
#7 - lwinsanity (08/22/2014) [-]
lol, I'd say more loosely.
#2 - on windows 8 after you delay a certain amount of time it does …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on relationship problems +8
User avatar #8 - teleamachus (08/23/2014) [-]
why would he use windows 8 at the very least if he's playing starcraft
#9 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
You could always tell it to "never automatically update" you technically retarded fuckwads
#5 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
Windows Update has evolved in Windows 8, now no matter how much you tell her no, she'll always win within 3 days.
#3 - I'm transpecies who self identifies as this cat and you are raping me.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2014 on Sexy cat +187
User avatar #47 - sixtysixandsix (08/22/2014) [-]
I thought this was itumblur again.
#28 - captaincapital (08/22/2014) [-]
I identify as non-bender and you benders are oppressing me
#70 - captainprincess (08/22/2014) [-]
You being oppressed is oppressing our oppressed oppression
OPPRESSION IS MY TRIGGER AAAAAAAAA
#11 - captainprincess (08/22/2014) [-]
I self-diagnose identify as a rapist and youre oppressing me
#41 - superphil (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm triggered. that's-th-that's all i got
#69 - captainprincess (08/22/2014) [-]
RIGGERS ARE MY TRIGGER
#87 - superphil (08/23/2014) [-]
*screams*
#1 - not even a remotely new line 08/22/2014 on new pickup lines 0
#3 - anyone know what is really going on?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/22/2014 on What is a 9gag? 0
#5 - lwinsanity (08/22/2014) [-]
Some slightly autistic kid is being a shit head. Didn't want to get off the pc for dinner or bed time. It was just some documentary that showed the kid being a shit mostly.
User avatar #6 - qwarthos (08/22/2014) [-]
oh so it stuck to the actual story pretty close
#7 - lwinsanity (08/22/2014) [-]
lol, I'd say more loosely.
#1 - do this and say nice ******* shoelaces faggot and…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2014 on You both like tumblr. 0
User avatar #2 - emppilaf (08/22/2014) [-]
They would....
#44 - 9/11 was like thirty years ago, it is funny now  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on /b/ disproves 9/11 +2
#53 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/22/2014) [-]
I love your profile picture
User avatar #70 - ztron (08/22/2014) [-]
Goddamn your Commander Shepard looks like he saves planets and doesn't afraid of anything.
#71 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/22/2014) [-]
Saves galaxies and fucks alien bitches
#74 - dehnoobshow (08/22/2014) [-]
>2014
>Never banged Samantha
#75 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh please. The only thing Samantha was good for was to check my inbox for new mail

Liara is love
Liara is life
#73 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (08/22/2014) [-]
So yea, he's one bad motherfucker.
#58 - when i read torture murder I was thinking they were exaggerati… 08/22/2014 on . 0

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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