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shot once in foot to cripple him then go up say final words or some shit then shot him in the head
User avatar #2 - tosatsux (09/24/2014) [-]
The shooter mustve used a shotgun which spread the bullet in two separate ways the head and the toe XDD
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Hanukkah and Thanksgiving. As you can see they light 6 candles on the Menorah for each of the hungry SnowJews who go out and devour the Goyim.
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User avatar #44 - rekcufpikdum (09/21/2014) [-]
bratty little kids need to be put in their place
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User avatar #139 - YllekNayr (09/21/2014) [-]
I know your pain
So much time spent looking up how to fix it, then how to install the fixes, plus the fucking microsoft live shit
User avatar #28 - baditch (09/21/2014) [-]
Same. But when I did I logged in 100 hours pretty quickly.
#133 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
i logged in 100 hours in 50 hours flat
User avatar #89 - rokkarokkaali (09/21/2014) [-]
I logged in 100 hours in 2 days.
User avatar #92 - lunarmage (09/21/2014) [-]
24 hour day*2 days = 48 hours in two days
Did you win the Future Diary survival game, by any chance?
User avatar #93 - rokkarokkaali (09/21/2014) [-]
was a joke m80o
User avatar #94 - lunarmage (09/21/2014) [-]
I know. I was joking too
User avatar #2 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
The cracked version bypasses everything . The problem is ... THE FUCKING CONTROLLS . GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ! Such a good game and the controlls suck so hard that would make a hooker seem like a virgin .
#20 - futaprincess (09/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #126 - reloyjerkins (09/21/2014) [-]
#12 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
Fucking casul, get controller
#117 - europe (09/21/2014) [-]
Or just use KBM
#29 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
"Casul", "Get Controller". Choose ONE.

Controller is way too inferior to keyboard for me to use one. The dark souls 1 PC port was a disgrace and many people suffered because of it.
Good thing the second game did not have such a problem, even though the guard break and plunge still do not work with keyboard and mouse, instead I had to bind both right hand attacks to the keyboard for them to register.
User avatar #33 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
Dark Souls is pretty much meant to play with controller The Legend looks down upon you, casul
#34 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
That is still not a reason to release a game on PC and fuck up its PC port completely.
Why should I be restricted to use inferior tools, when I can have better? The masterrace looks down upon you, peasant.
#134 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
because the game was never meant to be released to pc

it was a petition and constant demand that got the pc port to go off in the first place.

A company inexperienced with porting console to pc did the port anyway

Least you can do is get a controller
#137 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
I understand that the company was not experienced in porting to PC. But it does not change the quality of the port.
#153 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]

so then the smart thing to do is to understand the situation at hand and adapt and get a controller

game was designed with console restrictions in mind. No amount of hotkeys are going to get you the type of performance a controller can considering this game is very very reliant on reaction and hitting multiple commands.

Especially in PVP (oh my god my controller has seen better days.)
#154 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
Could you explain to me, what a controller can do, that KB+M cannot? Except the obvious analog input from the mushrooms.
#155 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
act as an vibrator replacement
#157 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
Then why should I get a controller? It's not like I need to pleasure myself while playing the game anyways Amazing chest ahead ? Explain like I'm five.
#158 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
Reaction is what it comes down to really.

You have 4 different buttons that dictate important defense/offense options as well as direction variations of some of them like kick/jumpattack (4 offense if you dual wield) and then you have a button for switching weapons, rolling+backstep, item consumption

you need buttons to switch spells/ weapons left + right/ consumables.

then theres target lock on ( i guess)
all and all the better you get at the game (without cheesing it *cough* bow+arrow)
the more you find yourself constantly switching between all of these commands.

Dark souls is really fast and fluid ( you can 180 turn yo) and it tends to play that way if you're actively engaged in combat with enemies or just in general avoiding environmental hazards.
I mean unless you play super defensively (hiding behind a shield and attacking every 10 seconds) id imagine the controller does a better job than a keyboard does for maximizing button combinations that require near instant timings sometimes.
(fancy shit that ends with parrying)

You'd sound like you're typing a godamn essay for english if you use a keyboard as effectively as you could a controller most likely.
PC is king of reactions when mouse and screen precision is involved.

Dark Souls doesn't really work off that kind of stuff though.
#159 - ukulisti (09/22/2014) [-]
Hmh. I had nearly no problems playing the games with keyboard Except that I had to rebind light and heavy attack to my keyboard to reliably do breaks and plunges .
I guess that is just a matter of preference, but I do admit that the controller When I got used to it, since I don't use controllers for many games. DOES feel more fluid and reponsive.

Thanks for having the time to make such nicely spaced and eye friendly block of text for me to read.

Also, I noticed that the PC USB controller that I own (Logitech F310) cannot reliably do breaks and plunges ( just like KB+M ) but instead, I have to either use the dpad Because of digital input I guess to move. Is that a problem with more people, is it the (cheap) controller's fault or am I just bad? ( It works just fine if I bind the left analog stick upwards motion to W in my keyboard, but then again, it is then a digital input.
#160 - dontread (09/22/2014) [-]
oh trust me.

Game has had a problem with delayed commands even on consoles. Prolly isn't you if you feel like you've practiced enough for it. Course it could just be a little of all the reasons you and i have listed, who knows

Honestly for PVE you can still do pretty fine with a keyboard as long as you play a little more cautiously to compensate.

But if you want to go into PVP. Controller is almost objectively better considering the timings you'd need to get down against another human player.

Especially the advanced PVP techniques like toggling.
#54 - gruntmastr (09/21/2014) [-]
#70 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
I still find it funny, how you call me a casual and still approve of controllers.

You casual filth disgust me.
User avatar #73 - gruntmastr (09/21/2014) [-]
Actually while I'm at it, what makes Controllers shit?
User avatar #72 - gruntmastr (09/21/2014) [-]
How come you can't play Dark Souls with a Keyboard then, you casual?
#78 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
I have finished both Dark Souls games with keyboard and mouse. The controls just could have been executed better. And the fact that the key prompts are Xbox keys .
User avatar #82 - gruntmastr (09/21/2014) [-]
Of course they could've, but the Souls game originally started on consoles with Demons Souls, they didn't have experience with PC, but said that it'll be just like the console versions
User avatar #46 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
"restricted to inferior tools"
lawl, just sounds like you suck with a controller.
#69 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
Yes, and that's because I am not used to a controller.
"Oh but you'll get used to it after a while."
-Yes, but why would I get used to shitty controls, when I can have better?
User avatar #71 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
"shitty controls"
No.. I find them very simple and they work very well. If you can't work them.. There is a reason. It's an obvious reason.. I may have stated a possibility like it before. What could it be? Oh..
You suck at using a controller. U dun haff 2 b mad cuz u bad.
#80 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
You don't have to act like you are not a casual if you pick up a controller and play a PC game with it. If you do so, you are filth and should be eradicated from this planet.

I am bad with a controller, because I rarely use one, because I don't have to, nor should I.
User avatar #105 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
No.. You're just bad, If I can play with a PS/Nintendo/Xbox controller the same hour I pick it up.. You should be able to. Also you're trying to play a console game with a keyboard. Stop complaining and gitgud fggit.
#110 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
It is sold on Steam, a PC only platform, and you are saying it is not a PC game?
Are you seriously this dense?

Consoles are holding back everything for PC ports with their last decade hardware.
I am salty because the PC port was horrible, and I could have had a lot better experience than I had, not because I couldn't / wouldn't use a controller.
User avatar #111 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
"It was developed and published for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 by From Software in Japan and by Namco Bandai Games internationally." -Wikipedia
No it is a console game with a PC version. Losers like you are holding yourself back by not enjoying video games simply cause of your cheap pride.
#113 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
"On August 24, 2012, the "Prepare to Die" edition of Dark Souls was released for PC, featuring additional content previously unavailable to PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 users." -Wikipedia

No, it's a game, that is available to Playstation 2, Xbox 360 and PC. Losers like you are holding everyone else back by having low standards.
User avatar #116 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
"low standards" I'm talking about how it was made for consoles, the controller and your cheap pride here. Nothing here shows my standards.
#118 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
The game was originally made for consoles and to be used with a controller, yes, you are right. But it was later ported and released for PC. At that point, it should at least have mouse and keyboard button prompts.
User avatar #119 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
That's not the controller or consoles fault... Yet you still went at my comments insulting controllers and other peoples choices in gaming hardware. It is the developers faults the controls don't work on PC.
#121 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
So if a game is forced to be console exclusive by microsoft and sony, so it is firstly released to consoles and only later released to PC with fucked up controls and UI, it is the dev's fault?
User avatar #125 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
The game was released almost a full year later to PC. It doesn't seem at all like they forced Dark Souls back from PC a year is too long for such a thing.. More like Namco realized how good it was a decided to have it for PC as well. Besides Namco and From are Japanese companies. How the fuck is Microsoft and Sony going to stop them from making a PC version?
#152 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
For some reason, I cannot reply to the #130.

I am sorry. I am bad at expressing myself, and in addition to that, english is not my native language.

All I meant by this comment stream of mine is that I do not like that such a great game is blanded down by a bad port.

I am sorry that we both wasted time in this, and I hope you understand.
User avatar #162 - gthelurker (09/22/2014) [-]
Too many purple lines probably. I am bad at communicating as well. Although my words completely represent how I feel most of the time I also don't notice how rude my words sound. So don't worry to much, we both failed at some points.
We're good. I have plenty of time to kill anyway, being a full time student. I just felt your anger towards the bad game conversion was misdirected at controllers and I disliked that.
#127 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
I am done.

Have a nice hanukkah. I am not going to explain console exclusivity to you.
User avatar #130 - gthelurker (09/21/2014) [-]
When I said that you went at my comments I meant after the conversation has started with the 2 of us. I meant as the action of debating with me.
If they were exclusive with Sony and Microsoft why would Sony allow Microsoft to have the PC version of it. The game was released on Games For Windows, so wouldn't that mean Microsoft is making the most profit? But also Sony could've possibly agreed to a percentage of profits. Although to me that doesn't seem likely. The reason I go with the possibility it has a PC version due to the success of the game is because I don't know the details of contracts or Exclusive rights to it and the option that they chose to make it after is because it makes the most sense to me.

Yeah I'm pretty dense sometimes, I need convincing, with proof of course. Also if you seem like a dick without posting links for proof of what you say your credibility goes to -15. But since your tired with this conversation, I understand and I'll say I wish you a good day m8. Why the bread in the previous comment?
#123 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
Also, you replied to me first, so I did not "go to your comments".
User avatar #84 - gruntmastr (09/21/2014) [-]
A bunch of people on here have been console gamers for the longest time, and just switched to PC (me including, 2 years ago) and they have played some PC games on the consoles first, so they would probably prefer controllers
#101 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
Yes. I get that, and I respect that. But they should still not rub their controllers at my face saying "Get a controller, or you are a casual." Since it is the other way around.
User avatar #114 - gruntmastr (09/21/2014) [-]
Well, PC "masterrace" just shits on people with consoles, so it doesn't matter either way
User avatar #38 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
that's totally the fucked-up reason
User avatar #37 - metalkinkajou (09/21/2014) [-]
Because they could release it for pc since sony wasn't there to bitch about it?
#40 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
That is totally a fucked-up reason.
Should someone release a game for PS just because they can, and leave the port almost untouched, so that when you try to tilt the analog sticks, it only takes in digital input, and jerks off all over the place?

No, since that would be dumb.
User avatar #32 - killerliquid (09/21/2014) [-]
A game that doesn't require precision like Demon/Dark Souls is good with a controller
#35 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
True, but it is just as good with a Keyboard and mouse, if the port would not be fucked up.

Imagine a game on console that had horrible controller options? Not much fun, is it?
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (09/21/2014) [-]

if the port wasn't fucked up I would probably not have replied
User avatar #3 - deltoraquest (09/21/2014) [-]
were you using a keybored by chance?
User avatar #4 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
Obviusly , Keyboard + Mouse Masterace .I know it works fine with controllers , but i am not a controller guy . I dont understand why there isnt a mod for Skyrim-like Controlls .
#30 - ukulisti (09/21/2014) [-]
It disgusts me that people are downvoting you for stating your well-justified opinion.
I feel the same way as you. Controller works fine for the game, but I am so used to the keyboard it just feels wrong to use a controller.
User avatar #31 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
Its because this is Fj and when you remind them that deeply down they are just console fags they get edgy . This is totaly not bait
#27 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
No, controllers are always better for third person view games where the mouse/right analog stick would be used for turning a camera. KB+M only really rule RTS and FPS.
#24 - noonelikesdan (09/21/2014) [-]
K&M for Dark Souls, you make me laugh, this is why you K£M masterrace guys are idiots.
#23 - anonymous (09/21/2014) [-]
"Skyrim-like controls"

Have you fucking seen skyrim combat?

The reason Skyrim's controls work is because if you get hit it's legitimately no big deal.
Dark Souls' focus is about actually reacting to shit and moving with precision
User avatar #5 - deltoraquest (09/21/2014) [-]
because dark souls, fuck you
User avatar #6 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
Controller Pleb go back to your Consoles .
#8 - iscrewbabies (09/21/2014) [-]
Controllers are definitely better for a game like Dark Souls.
Dark Souls type games, racing games, and fighting games work best for controllers.
Have you played the newest Devil May Cry game with a keyboard and mouse? It's fucking impossible.
And I'm a PC gamer, and always will be.
User avatar #21 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
Then explain Skyrim . Its the same type of game yet the controlls are easy .Why cant we have skyrim controlls on DS ?
User avatar #74 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
Because Skyrim combat is kindergarten in comparison to Dark Souls.
User avatar #76 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
What does that have anything to do with the fact that the mouse+keyboard of DS sucks ?
User avatar #88 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
You were saying "it worked for skyrim why doesn't it work for DS?"

Because Skyrim controls are simple as piss. All you need are standard movement/camera, two buttons for attacking, and menu. Dark Souls needs 4 buttons for attacks, standard movement/camera plus lock-on, full D-Pad, and two more buttons for item consumption and switching to two-hand hold.

That makes
Skyrim: 5 buttons (sprint, jump, crouch, left and right attack)

Dark Souls: 13 buttons (4 attacks, 4 item switching, sprint, jump, lock-on, consume item, two-hand mode)
User avatar #91 - mhden (09/21/2014) [-]
What 4 attacks ? Isnt it just Light Attack Heavy Attack ?Or are you counting Blocks aswell ? All the other stuff can be EASILY be added to the keyboard , like item switching 1-4 num
consume q , 2 handed tab etc etc . And my real problem is the movement (wasd) and Camera on mouse and keyboard NOT the placement of the rest of the keys .Its fucking HORIFYING .
#156 - dontread (09/21/2014) [-]
dual wielding weapons...
User avatar #100 - hydraetis (09/21/2014) [-]
Well what do you expect from a game reliant on target locking? While you're not fighting the camera works like a regular camera but once you enter combat the 4 directions on the right stick function like buttons, which can't be very pleasantly done on a mouse.

I really find it hilarious how you people in the pc gaming community are so fucking stuck-up that you'd rather bitch than apply some logic and use a damn controller.
User avatar #25 - trostell (09/21/2014) [-]
Because Skyrim has wiggle-room for that. Getting hit in Dark Souls is a major fuck-up, but in Skyrim, if you get it, it's usually, what, 10% of your health at most? And even if you fuck up a ton, you can pause and instantly heal back to full with food and potions. Dark Souls never stops. If you stop to heal, you better have enough time to finish that Estus or Humanity, or you're gonna die. Again. Dark Souls works best with a controller because all your functions are instantly accessible, with no required hand movement. Even weak enemies in Dark Souls can take you down in 3-4 hits, so you have to be prepared to block, parry, or dodge. Skyrim almost depends on you taking hits occassionally, It's near impossible to avoid. Dark Souls, you can block, avoid, or reflect almost every single attack in the game.

Skyrim is about being a near-invincible living god. Dark Souls is about surviving shit bigger and stronger than you are, by far.
#22 - iscrewbabies (09/21/2014) [-]
I can't speak about that, because I've only played Skyrim for around 10 minutes, and 9 of those minutes I spent in character creation. So I have no experience with the game and its controls.
User avatar #9 - hemming (09/21/2014) [-]
New DMC was easy on keyboard + mouse,
The older DMCs however..
#11 - iscrewbabies (09/21/2014) [-]
Please tell me you're confusing something here.
Older DMC's I never had any issues with, but the new one was made for a person with at least 3 hands and 10 fingers on each hand. The way to do a few moves that were necessary to continue required me to bend my fingers in ways they were not meant to bend. If you truly want to tell me that you considered the new DMC's controls to be easier, I refuse to believe that you are a human. I remember how I refused to even play the game with such shit controls, that I actually went out and bought a cheap controller JUST for that game.
#13 - karvarausku (09/21/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** what kind of sick bending are we talking about in here?

also get mouse with extra 5 buttons.
#14 - iscrewbabies (09/21/2014) [-]
If I'd have the money for a decent gaming mouse, I'd have long bought one.
User avatar #15 - karvarausku (09/21/2014) [-]
actually bought mine 2 years ago Logitech gaming mouse G300. cost 20€ and my keyboard cost 30€ never used the macros tho with the keyboard. (Logitech G105)

Also prob should get bigger mouse, because it does feel quite small, but gets the job done.
#16 - iscrewbabies (09/21/2014) [-]
20 euros? That isn't too bad.
My controller cost me like 5 euros only, and other than that I could choose if I either buy a new mouse or I get myself some headphones for game recording. I had to go with headphones.
Oh well. If all goes as planned, then in about 2 to 3 years I will have a PC setup that will cost me over 50k. 50k includes the PC, everything else needed, and full VR set that will allow me to feel what is going on in the games, move my own body, reload my own weapons, and of course oculus rift.
But as for now, I will deal with my shitbox that costs around 200 euros.
#17 - karvarausku (09/21/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** Currently have I7-3770k, GTX 560, Z68 Extreme4 Gen3 and 10GB ram.

Thou the heats get over 80c every time I play CS GO or TESO, because the computer doesn't have enough power for all the fans.
#19 - iscrewbabies (09/21/2014) [-]
Over 80c when you play? Nigga, mine is at a steady 75 when I'm playing solitaire.
There are a metric fuckton of smartphones that are better than my PC.
nVidia GeForce 210, some old dual core 2.8GHz processor and 4GB RAM.
Even all my HDD's that were 500+ are now broken, and I'm left with a 120GB HDD.
User avatar #7 - deltoraquest (09/21/2014) [-]
never said I was a controller pleb, never said I even played dark souls. The only point I wanted to make was I read in some fuckin place that its controller demanding
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User avatar #8 - qwarthos (09/21/2014) [-]
>implying I was serious
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N7 sucks. Cerberus all the way.
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User avatar #82 - shunkahawolf (09/20/2014) [-]
or how they threatened never to come back if they didnt get to finish there purchases?
we even had someone try and walk out with a cart of shit but she promised she was just going to sit outside then pay for it when she got to go back in.
User avatar #83 - qwarthos (09/21/2014) [-]
They don't realize them never coming back is the best thing they could do for the associates or else they would threaten to come in every single day
User avatar #66 - certifiedidiot (09/19/2014) [-]
Milk and bread is serious business.
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User avatar #80 - securityexplain (09/19/2014) [-]
Maybe there will be reports when theres WalmartGate?...
User avatar #47 - shunkahawolf (09/19/2014) [-]
there was a bomb threat at my walmart to, it was awesome, we got paid to sit in our cars and do nothing while they searched the building.
User avatar #63 - qwarthos (09/19/2014) [-]
My favorite part was how angry customers were that they had to leave. Like they would rather buy milk and bread than continue their miserable existence.
User avatar #82 - shunkahawolf (09/20/2014) [-]
or how they threatened never to come back if they didnt get to finish there purchases?
we even had someone try and walk out with a cart of shit but she promised she was just going to sit outside then pay for it when she got to go back in.
User avatar #83 - qwarthos (09/21/2014) [-]
They don't realize them never coming back is the best thing they could do for the associates or else they would threaten to come in every single day
User avatar #66 - certifiedidiot (09/19/2014) [-]
Milk and bread is serious business.
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User avatar #5 - xbyronx (09/18/2014) [-]
it's 8 steps. but yeah I get you m8, have a good one.
User avatar #6 - qwarthos (09/18/2014) [-]
That's 9 steps too many.
#2 - why would i do this instead of go on tpb and download whatever…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Best way to get free movies... 0
User avatar #3 - xbyronx (09/18/2014) [-]
Multiple reasons. The first of which, and the most important, is that you don't have to fill up a hard drive, you don't have to sit and wait for a download. Instead of a 2gb 1080p file taking 10 or 20 minuets to download, you can now stream anything instantly. Other reasons include, ease of access, broader capabilities. Simplified grouping of all media formats, and more. But the main reason i do it is the aforementioned one where its instant. With this, I literally have access to almost every movie, tv show, Youtube video, and more ever made. From the day of release, onward.
User avatar #4 - qwarthos (09/18/2014) [-]
Seems like a sweet deal, but too many steps for my lazy fingers, thanks though.
User avatar #5 - xbyronx (09/18/2014) [-]
it's 8 steps. but yeah I get you m8, have a good one.
User avatar #6 - qwarthos (09/18/2014) [-]
That's 9 steps too many.

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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