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qwarthos

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2114
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
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Subscribers:2
Content Views:393114
Times Content Favorited:655 times
Total Comments Made:1546
FJ Points:5200

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#24 - I was misremembering, the guy who at the dick didn't…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on faith in humanity restored. 0
User avatar #25 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#22 - it's only 4, 30 dollars is for one year  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on faith in humanity restored. 0
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Ohh. Still not bad though
User avatar #24 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu234n

I was misremembering, the guy who at the dick didn't get 400 gold, but this is the OP for the dick eating, and this is the comment that got 416 www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx
User avatar #25 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#20 - A lot of people who wanted to watch some nerd eat bull dick more like  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2015 on faith in humanity restored. +1
User avatar #21 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
But is it really worth $30?
User avatar #22 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
it's only 4, 30 dollars is for one year
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Ohh. Still not bad though
User avatar #24 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu234n

I was misremembering, the guy who at the dick didn't get 400 gold, but this is the OP for the dick eating, and this is the comment that got 416 www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx
User avatar #25 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#18 - yeah. im gonna find the comment because im curious how high it…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2015 on faith in humanity restored. +1
User avatar #19 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Woah. A lot of generous people on Reddit...
User avatar #20 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
A lot of people who wanted to watch some nerd eat bull dick more like
User avatar #21 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
But is it really worth $30?
User avatar #22 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
it's only 4, 30 dollars is for one year
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Ohh. Still not bad though
User avatar #24 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu234n

I was misremembering, the guy who at the dick didn't get 400 gold, but this is the OP for the dick eating, and this is the comment that got 416 www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx
User avatar #25 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#16 - one guy got over 400 gold for promising to eat a bul…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2015 on faith in humanity restored. 0
User avatar #17 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
So 400 people gifted him gold? Holy shit
User avatar #18 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. im gonna find the comment because im curious how high it ended up getting, ill link it if you want
User avatar #19 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Woah. A lot of generous people on Reddit...
User avatar #20 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
A lot of people who wanted to watch some nerd eat bull dick more like
User avatar #21 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
But is it really worth $30?
User avatar #22 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
it's only 4, 30 dollars is for one year
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Ohh. Still not bad though
User avatar #24 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu234n

I was misremembering, the guy who at the dick didn't get 400 gold, but this is the OP for the dick eating, and this is the comment that got 416 www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx
User avatar #25 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#5 - Timer 01/07/2015 on Do she got a booty +5
#53 - Just tell us how you treat women like objects and we will be cool 01/07/2015 on Cringe Comp - WhyDoIDoThis +2
#3 - How does with have nearly 15k uppies and no gold  [+] (14 new replies) 01/07/2015 on faith in humanity restored. +12
User avatar #4 - maxismahname (01/08/2015) [-]
What even is gold? How do you get it? Why is it so important?
User avatar #16 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/gold/about

one guy got over 400 gold for promising to eat a bull dick. He delievered
User avatar #17 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
So 400 people gifted him gold? Holy shit
User avatar #18 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. im gonna find the comment because im curious how high it ended up getting, ill link it if you want
User avatar #19 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Woah. A lot of generous people on Reddit...
User avatar #20 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
A lot of people who wanted to watch some nerd eat bull dick more like
User avatar #21 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
But is it really worth $30?
User avatar #22 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
it's only 4, 30 dollars is for one year
User avatar #23 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Ohh. Still not bad though
User avatar #24 - qwarthos (01/09/2015) [-]
www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu234n

I was misremembering, the guy who at the dick didn't get 400 gold, but this is the OP for the dick eating, and this is the comment that got 416 www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx
User avatar #25 - maxismahname (01/09/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#9 - albinoman (01/08/2015) [-]
This image should explain it.
User avatar #5 - Ghostdoom (01/08/2015) [-]
With Xbox Live Gold, you get the most advanced multiplayer, free games, exclusive member discounts up to 50-75% on games in the Xbox Store, and more. And on Xbox One, it’s even better, with smarter, faster matchmaking, and online multiplayer for everyone in your home.

I usually just get a 3-month card from Rite-Aid.
User avatar #6 - maxismahname (01/08/2015) [-]
I hate you

Also it's a much better deal to just get the one year subscription
#21 - things like this make me agree that anime is a plague, even th… 01/07/2015 on This Shit 0
#33 - When you only have two brakes and have to keep a straight line… 01/07/2015 on title 0
#28 - Stopping faster than a car is incorrect, have you ever drove a…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2015 on title +2
#36 - burgerfart has deleted their comment.
#31 - anonexplains (01/07/2015) [-]
Well when you go twice the speed of a car of course it will take longer to stop...
User avatar #33 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
When you only have two brakes and have to keep a straight line to stop or else you could drop the bike compared to having four larger brakes and the ability to steer without flipping your car over which do you think has a high chance of stopping in time?
Four tires also means more surface contact which means if one tire starts skidding you have three more to still have traction. If you're stopping with two wheels and one locks the bike will fall or if you recover it will not stop in time.
#180 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Wow +1
User avatar #181 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
honestly though, that genre just never interested me..Fantasy, I guess you could call it? I did read a book once about these dudes who go back in time and supply AKs to the civil war. It was...interesting. And also unrelated as fuck.

Anyway, yeah.. If you enjoy those series enjoy em to the fullest man. They just dont do it for me.
#178 - Tell me you at least read Lord of the Rings, then?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Wow 0
User avatar #179 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Nope. Only lord of the rings in my life is sonic.
#180 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #181 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
honestly though, that genre just never interested me..Fantasy, I guess you could call it? I did read a book once about these dudes who go back in time and supply AKs to the civil war. It was...interesting. And also unrelated as fuck.

Anyway, yeah.. If you enjoy those series enjoy em to the fullest man. They just dont do it for me.
#175 - If you didn't grow up with it then it becomes very difficult t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Wow 0
User avatar #177 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, I'm 25 so I was growing up during their time I just... didn't really have any interest.

DID watch the 1st HP now that I think of it. But, just wasn't in to it.
User avatar #178 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Tell me you at least read Lord of the Rings, then?
User avatar #179 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Nope. Only lord of the rings in my life is sonic.
#180 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #181 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
honestly though, that genre just never interested me..Fantasy, I guess you could call it? I did read a book once about these dudes who go back in time and supply AKs to the civil war. It was...interesting. And also unrelated as fuck.

Anyway, yeah.. If you enjoy those series enjoy em to the fullest man. They just dont do it for me.
#150 - Comment deleted 01/07/2015 on Ban negative level accounts? 0
#17 - Sounds like you already know how to find it yourself, m10  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Wow +15
User avatar #18 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
m11, do you think I have google on my computer? you're the elite hakor not me.
User avatar #33 - lyiat (01/07/2015) [-]
What kind of a fucking pleb doesn't use Google Ultron?
User avatar #46 - davyjonesbooty (01/07/2015) [-]
the kind of fucking pleb who can't install Adobe
#15 - Let me just go through my catalog of sources to every single t…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Wow +13
User avatar #16 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
It's called google m9
User avatar #17 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Sounds like you already know how to find it yourself, m10
User avatar #18 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
m11, do you think I have google on my computer? you're the elite hakor not me.
User avatar #33 - lyiat (01/07/2015) [-]
What kind of a fucking pleb doesn't use Google Ultron?
User avatar #46 - davyjonesbooty (01/07/2015) [-]
the kind of fucking pleb who can't install Adobe
#11 - sumtim brian hurt from all teh smarts 01/06/2015 on Wow +1
#9 - True story, this picture is so old that calling me a buzz kill…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Wow +7
User avatar #148 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
i've never watched/read harry potter, thanks a lot asshole! I actually haven't watched or read any HP though. Don't really want to.
User avatar #175 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
If you didn't grow up with it then it becomes very difficult to get into. When the books are still coming out you finish one and then can't wait for the next. But when they're all out and you read them you finish one and then say, shiiiit there are 6 more of these?
User avatar #177 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, I'm 25 so I was growing up during their time I just... didn't really have any interest.

DID watch the 1st HP now that I think of it. But, just wasn't in to it.
User avatar #178 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Tell me you at least read Lord of the Rings, then?
User avatar #179 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Nope. Only lord of the rings in my life is sonic.
#180 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #181 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
honestly though, that genre just never interested me..Fantasy, I guess you could call it? I did read a book once about these dudes who go back in time and supply AKs to the civil war. It was...interesting. And also unrelated as fuck.

Anyway, yeah.. If you enjoy those series enjoy em to the fullest man. They just dont do it for me.
#10 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #11 - qwarthos (01/06/2015) [-]
sumtim brian hurt from all teh smarts
#6 - True story time. This is not a personal space box, this is par…  [+] (40 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Wow +400
User avatar #155 - kevinipples (01/07/2015) [-]
she definitely could have put it on herself vertically instead, more than enough room
#94 - suchtino (01/07/2015) [-]
school project : build a personal space box
User avatar #50 - puut (01/07/2015) [-]
Forgive my ignorance, but i'm still trying to work out what type of project that could be.
User avatar #48 - thedumbledore (01/07/2015) [-]
I like that people are actually using a bit of objectivity on this, and not blindly going 'Hurr durr we hate feminism so it must be true.'

User avatar #34 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
#121 - mayoroftownsville (01/07/2015) [-]
" weaselzippers.us "

"proof"

kek
User avatar #174 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
WOW SO MAy MAY. U DA BES
User avatar #49 - thedumbledore (01/07/2015) [-]
A photograph, with a title, made by a third party.

Nigga, you think that's evidence of anything? Then again, this is daviddavidson.
User avatar #51 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
nigga you spelt my name wrong. U a fuckin mess.
User avatar #52 - thedumbledore (01/07/2015) [-]
I used an extra 'd' by accident. You think that shit is evidence, and demonize some lass for possibly no reason.

Sorry, who's a mess?
User avatar #54 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
Lol I don't even give a fuck. You are the one who clearly gives an amazing amount of fucks about this.
User avatar #42 - sinonyx (01/07/2015) [-]
"proof"
User avatar #37 - schwerdaddy (01/07/2015) [-]
Nigga, you mad. You censored an anon that called you out.

That link provided like 10 words and a link to buzzfeed. No way is it credible.
#39 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #40 - schwerdaddy (01/07/2015) [-]
I didn't say qwarthos was any more correct than you are. However, you retaliated with anger on an internet website, and I pointed it out. So you called me a dumb cunt for calling you out. Why do we anger you so much?
User avatar #41 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm not angry. I just don't see any source for his side of the topic yet.

But u a dumb cunt to thinking I'm mad lel
#63 - sliferzpwns (01/07/2015) [-]
Hmm, a crap ass link, which is no more credible than the shitpost which you made, and you deleted a comment. Calling peeps dumb cunts as well. Looks like you ARE mad.
#36 - anonexplains Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #14 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
Sauce or it isn't true
User avatar #65 - sliferzpwns (01/07/2015) [-]
sauce on it being a personal space box or it isnt true, Fucknut
User avatar #31 - sixfivefourtwoone (01/07/2015) [-]
Sauce on it being a personal space box or it isn't true.
User avatar #64 - sliferzpwns (01/07/2015) [-]
sauce on it being a personal space box or it isnt true, Fucknut
User avatar #15 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Let me just go through my catalog of sources to every single thing I've seen on the internet in the last five years
User avatar #16 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
It's called google m9
User avatar #17 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Sounds like you already know how to find it yourself, m10
User avatar #18 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
m11, do you think I have google on my computer? you're the elite hakor not me.
User avatar #33 - lyiat (01/07/2015) [-]
What kind of a fucking pleb doesn't use Google Ultron?
User avatar #46 - davyjonesbooty (01/07/2015) [-]
the kind of fucking pleb who can't install Adobe
#8 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #9 - qwarthos (01/06/2015) [-]
True story, this picture is so old that calling me a buzz kill is like saying snape killing dumbledore is a spoiler alert.
User avatar #148 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
i've never watched/read harry potter, thanks a lot asshole! I actually haven't watched or read any HP though. Don't really want to.
User avatar #175 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
If you didn't grow up with it then it becomes very difficult to get into. When the books are still coming out you finish one and then can't wait for the next. But when they're all out and you read them you finish one and then say, shiiiit there are 6 more of these?
User avatar #177 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, I'm 25 so I was growing up during their time I just... didn't really have any interest.

DID watch the 1st HP now that I think of it. But, just wasn't in to it.
User avatar #178 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Tell me you at least read Lord of the Rings, then?
User avatar #179 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Nope. Only lord of the rings in my life is sonic.
#180 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #181 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
honestly though, that genre just never interested me..Fantasy, I guess you could call it? I did read a book once about these dudes who go back in time and supply AKs to the civil war. It was...interesting. And also unrelated as fuck.

Anyway, yeah.. If you enjoy those series enjoy em to the fullest man. They just dont do it for me.
#10 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #11 - qwarthos (01/06/2015) [-]
sumtim brian hurt from all teh smarts
#7 - haytux (01/06/2015) [-]
This actually makes much more sense.
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#2 - nakedclothes (01/07/2015) [-]
It's actually inter species erotica, stop triggering me
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#240 - **** , you beat me to it by like a second  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on congrats to FJ +1
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#238 - It's because you put : and * together 01/06/2015 on congrats to FJ +2
#1 - This isn't even a big deal. If it didn't start here who cares? 01/06/2015 on Swells with FJ pride 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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