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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3070
Comment Ranking:#990
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
Content Thumbs: 8218 total,  9036 ,  818
Comment Thumbs: 6853 total,  7540 ,  687
Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 33% (33/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:391901
Times Content Favorited:661 times
Total Comments Made:1333
FJ Points:4196

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#131 - I had only heard about Krakatoa one time before last week and … 09/16/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... -1
#28 - I bought a game through Origin, got charged but never received…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Fuck logic 0
User avatar #33 - envinite (09/15/2014) [-]
Have you try to contact the customer support m8? inb4 people say Origin customer serv is shit without actually trying it just because it's EA / not Steam
A friend of mine experienced the same incident in Steam, easily solved by the customer support since he have the payment proof.
#39 - Womens Study Major (09/15/2014) [-]
What about that guy who concacted customer service because his sims was deleted and they just told him to buy the game again?
#8 - 1. Download Tor 2. New identity 3. ??? 4. PROFIT 09/15/2014 on Admin's at it again 0
#30 - I'm not exactly sure why, but I really hope he died and the la… 09/15/2014 on Worth it 0
#23 - Ah, that's the only one I couldn't get, I just assumed one of … 09/14/2014 on Find the hidden dildo! +21
#77 - even so, that is a lot of emails about black males robbing and…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Bix Noodin' +1
User avatar #78 - jokexplain (09/14/2014) [-]
that may be, but the post is misleading at the very least.
#14 - i ****** up  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Conclusion to all of... +24
User avatar #31 - ferrettamer (09/14/2014) [-]
me too
User avatar #33 - itembox (09/14/2014) [-]
Me three.
User avatar #35 - deathchain (09/14/2014) [-]
I guess that's why we're all here.
#52 - Womens Study Major (09/14/2014) [-]
Mark it down as four

Second year of high school, already hate every human being on the planet
User avatar #62 - zerith (09/14/2014) [-]
3rd year of high school for me. Can't wait for this year to be over and into 12th grade, then be over with that and goodbye high school.
#17 - PETA would just put both of the animals down instead of dealin… 09/13/2014 on It's A Dog's Life +18
#141 - Out of curious, what ended up being the return policy? Also, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on 6 word stories +11
User avatar #441 - kamehameleon (09/13/2014) [-]
Return was as you'd expect: face value of the gold (the diamond's in the family). The jeweler was sad because he had custom-made the band and thought it was some of his best work (I posted it here as my old account, actually)
#35 - 10/10 would become sovereign nation 09/13/2014 on Must be tough 0
#33 - thanks, that makes sense  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Thailand 0
User avatar #56 - thisistheguy (09/13/2014) [-]
Also, I mean think about it if you saw Alexis Texas or Jayden James in the same situation I'd want to recall that shit
#8 - It's just a way for people to understand it, because none of u…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Must be tough 0
User avatar #9 - localbees (09/12/2014) [-]
Man, I wish I did. Never having to actually pay any of it?
User avatar #35 - qwarthos (09/13/2014) [-]
10/10 would become sovereign nation
#3 - I don't want to hate black people, but stuff like this makes m… 09/12/2014 on Daily reminder +7
#3 - only because no one else will  [+] (10 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Kids of today will never know +242
#12 - profkitty (09/12/2014) [-]
I will!
User avatar #50 - randomwanker (09/13/2014) [-]
Of course you would fag
#53 - profkitty (09/13/2014) [-]
Want to join?
#54 - randomwanker (09/13/2014) [-]
maybe
#103 - arreatface (09/13/2014) [-]
#56 - profkitty (09/13/2014) [-]
Yay! Honestly I was browsing my reaction folder and found this, I have no idea when I got this.
User avatar #117 - Dember (09/13/2014) [-]
Actually the lyrics of this one are better. Kind of.
Barbie Girl song Dutch with "explicit" MISHEARD English lyrics
User avatar #116 - Dember (09/13/2014) [-]
Have you listened to the Dutch version of that? It is fucking terrifying... Barbie Girl song Dutch with "explicit" MISHEARD English lyrics
#57 - randomwanker (09/13/2014) [-]
weirdest thing in my folder
#61 - profkitty (09/13/2014) [-]
#1 - why do they care so much? She isn't naked  [+] (10 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Thailand +225
User avatar #11 - Furubatsu (09/12/2014) [-]
Because someone sourced the origin of the picture (and the woman in it) and it's implied they book-makers didn't ask her permission, meaning she (and the porn company) could sue them for stealing their image.
User avatar #33 - qwarthos (09/13/2014) [-]
thanks, that makes sense
User avatar #56 - thisistheguy (09/13/2014) [-]
Also, I mean think about it if you saw Alexis Texas or Jayden James in the same situation I'd want to recall that shit
#4 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
Because the world is retarded
#44 - swiggityswooty (09/13/2014) [-]
fuck the world, ron paul for president, the n word
#3 - anotheroneonearth (09/12/2014) [-]
but that pic is lewd enough to give me a boner
#69 - friedpotatoes (09/13/2014) [-]
That reaction pic... May I have Sauce?
#86 - friedpotatoes (09/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for bringing sauce
User avatar #5 - metobi (09/12/2014) [-]
now that you say it.....OOPS
#1 - why would anyone want to remember the dark times?  [+] (16 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Kids of today will never know +103
#96 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2014) [-]
Because... Even the Dark Ages had Orgies....There was a lot of good back in them times, as well as the Bad.
User avatar #82 - deathchain (09/13/2014) [-]
So we don't repeat them.
User avatar #108 - Nahyon (09/13/2014) [-]
Jeah, i hope we don't make the mistake again showing music on MTW
#145 - Womens Study Major (09/13/2014) [-]
Don't worry, they haven't even invented the Telewision yet.
#2 - stalini (09/12/2014) [-]
because you touch yourself at nights
User avatar #3 - qwarthos (09/12/2014) [-]
only because no one else will
#12 - profkitty (09/12/2014) [-]
I will!
User avatar #50 - randomwanker (09/13/2014) [-]
Of course you would fag
#53 - profkitty (09/13/2014) [-]
Want to join?
#54 - randomwanker (09/13/2014) [-]
maybe
#103 - arreatface (09/13/2014) [-]
#56 - profkitty (09/13/2014) [-]
Yay! Honestly I was browsing my reaction folder and found this, I have no idea when I got this.
User avatar #117 - Dember (09/13/2014) [-]
Actually the lyrics of this one are better. Kind of.
Barbie Girl song Dutch with "explicit" MISHEARD English lyrics
User avatar #116 - Dember (09/13/2014) [-]
Have you listened to the Dutch version of that? It is fucking terrifying... Barbie Girl song Dutch with "explicit" MISHEARD English lyrics
#57 - randomwanker (09/13/2014) [-]
weirdest thing in my folder
#61 - profkitty (09/13/2014) [-]
#15 - then it would have been 1 + 1/2 and not 1+1 09/12/2014 on (untitled) 0
#1 - "When will senpai notice me?" 09/12/2014 on Some old Photo shop stuff i... +1
#3 - obama doesn't have to pay back the debt, all that money comes …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Must be tough +12
User avatar #7 - localbees (09/12/2014) [-]
Nobody has to pay back the debt, because that's not how national debt works.
User avatar #8 - qwarthos (09/12/2014) [-]
It's just a way for people to understand it, because none of us have debt from credit cards that works like national debt
User avatar #9 - localbees (09/12/2014) [-]
Man, I wish I did. Never having to actually pay any of it?
User avatar #35 - qwarthos (09/13/2014) [-]
10/10 would become sovereign nation
#1 - 50% off is a pretty good deal. I don't know if I could resist either. 09/11/2014 on Saw this at the store... 0
#3 - but the pile will be two times as large as the original pile  [+] (2 new replies) 09/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#9 - flipke (09/12/2014) [-]
Not if the piles aren't exactly the same size though.
User avatar #15 - qwarthos (09/12/2014) [-]
then it would have been 1 + 1/2 and not 1+1
#286 - but now you can jump out of a plane, blow up another plane wit… 09/10/2014 on How fucked are you? 0
#46 - Honestly, try defragging your hard drive (without a magnet) an… 09/10/2014 on NSA alert scam -2
#43 - That sounds like a pretty common problem I know of. The best t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on NSA alert scam -2
#45 - Decode (09/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #46 - qwarthos (09/10/2014) [-]
Honestly, try defragging your hard drive (without a magnet) and download some more ramI can't stop with this great advice
#47 - you'd be better off if you just didn't mention that 09/08/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +19

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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