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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9895
Comment Ranking:#4041
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
Content Thumbs: 8219 total,  9037 ,  818
Comment Thumbs: 7072 total,  7766 ,  694
Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 98% (98/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:392235
Times Content Favorited:659 times
Total Comments Made:1390
FJ Points:4361

latest user's comments

#2 - why is U2 being forced to be chimney sweeps? 11/22/2014 on Description +1
#4 - Seriously, I feel physically ill after reading it. Nobody even…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on #burn +2
#5 - kiaserzerg (11/21/2014) [-]
seriously, no dead babies, no flaming rape, nothing. this, is just fucking stupid. INSANITY WOLF

god damn fools really need to know their meme.
#4 - she wasn't even his girlfriend, she was just someone he worked with 11/21/2014 on He's got 99 phones... +1
#191 - No, you're a human giant 11/18/2014 on Femishits +6
#7 - "Rape Beasts"? is that a band name?  [+] (26 new replies) 11/17/2014 on FeministActivism.org +116
#53 - captainpronin (11/17/2014) [-]
If it isn't i call dibs, I'm thing speed or thrash metal
User avatar #55 - Zacman (11/17/2014) [-]
Thrash .. Definitely thrash
#58 - captainpronin (11/17/2014) [-]
We'll fuck got my outfit lets do this
#60 - Zacman (11/17/2014) [-]
#61 - captainpronin (11/17/2014) [-]
Fuck I'm even ready for a rave, you gotta be prepared
User avatar #49 - vwanyama (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll play the cowbell we need more cowbell
User avatar #13 - jcfjr (11/17/2014) [-]
It is, now.
User avatar #14 - carnivoreapples (11/17/2014) [-]
alright, i'll play the keyboard
even though i am total shit at it
User avatar #17 - cnlsanders (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll play guitar
I only know two chords
User avatar #18 - gandalfthered (11/17/2014) [-]
i'll play bass. i am shite
User avatar #20 - madzombiie (11/17/2014) [-]
ill handle the drums. i dont even have drums
#54 - Zacman (11/17/2014) [-]
You can borrow mine.
User avatar #57 - madzombiie (11/17/2014) [-]
nice thanks man, ill only need them until we get enough cash to buy my own.
User avatar #59 - Zacman (11/17/2014) [-]
Take your time, there's plenty for all of us. I really need an updated picture, those are my old set, my new set, and my friend's set put together. Gimme a bit.
#21 - anonymous (11/17/2014) [-]
ill supply two empty cans of soup
User avatar #22 - yohado (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll do the vocalist needless to say that I'm shitty at it
User avatar #85 - Kairyuka (11/17/2014) [-]
I am the vocalist
please do me
User avatar #81 - omnomnompancakes (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll be the vocalist and you can do me
#24 - sexymossant (11/17/2014) [-]
and on the electric triangle I'm Cosmo
and together we are THE FAIRIES!
User avatar #28 - singedd (11/17/2014) [-]
i will be the manager don't expect any concert for i am lazy ;)
User avatar #35 - shunkahawolf (11/17/2014) [-]
ill be the roadie fix it yourselves ya lazy fucks
User avatar #39 - snipys (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll be the high junkie who lives in the trunk of the band bus
#66 - anonasuser (11/17/2014) [-]
i'll play with myself
don't mind me
User avatar #69 - szatan (11/17/2014) [-]
i'll play on this thing
The mysterious musical instrument
User avatar #76 - chickenmcgurk (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll be the guy that hangs out on the bus and nobody can remember who's friend he is.
User avatar #83 - theejoshster (11/17/2014) [-]
I'll be the star who breaks off to make his own band but fails miserably
#17 - I have never and will never use own a Samsung device. I use a … 11/16/2014 on The Future is... 0
#12 - It's actually your Note 4 saying that. Stop punishing watches …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on The Future is... 0
User avatar #13 - colegaleener (11/15/2014) [-]
>note 4
>moto 360

yeah, uhh, there's more than one android phone manufacturer in this world. samsung can burn in a hole. buy a real phone, aka, a moto x, htc one, or nexus. shit, get yourself an iphone before any of those plastic, bloated, non-innovative abominations.
User avatar #17 - qwarthos (11/16/2014) [-]
I have never and will never use own a Samsung device. I use a note 4 at work and it has that exact message as a notification, which this picture of a moto 360 is displaying. I don't think you understood the point of my comment.
#29 - username checks out. 11/15/2014 on Description -3
#9115 - **qwarthos rolls 588,127,210** I win 11/15/2014 on $25 Visa Card Give-Away 0
#16 - because the cost like 20 dollars and stupid people are usually… 11/12/2014 on its the simplicity of it 0
#1 - bro should've gotten the manager of the store, and then asked … 11/10/2014 on There is no fixing stupid +1
#140 - I think we are looking at this one too literally. What If they… 11/08/2014 on What's the problem 0
#19 - Sounds like you've got a case of being a dumb bitch.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Dumb Bitch +16
#30 - daxtercelebi has deleted their comment.
#31 - ihaveabigpenis (11/07/2014) [-]
and here we have the classic "look at me Im a retard...LOLOL JK I TROLL"
#23 - Doctor who?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on ChECK em 0
User avatar #45 - geneeeeeric (11/07/2014) [-]
I don't understand? Are you asking me what the British call the British show of Doctor Who? If so we call it Doctor Who.
#34 - Any guess on how many episodes it will take?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Parking 0
User avatar #39 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
Do it. (One so far)
#29 - I can't believe the real Kakashi browses FJ. Will you please k…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2014 on Parking +1
#33 - therealkakashi (11/07/2014) [-]
Already working on it, my man.
User avatar #34 - qwarthos (11/07/2014) [-]
Any guess on how many episodes it will take?
User avatar #39 - episode (11/07/2014) [-]
Do it. (One so far)
#50 - prada please pin this link so the OP can get credit. He is an …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on typo'd movie titles +24
User avatar #51 - Prada (11/07/2014) [-]
Done.
#1 - 2/10 no red circles so I can't tell where the funny is 11/05/2014 on Im going to fuck the fear... +1
#17 - come on, there was a way better comment about the cannon shoot… 10/29/2014 on Repost 0
#3 - Update: I guess I got ********* . Didn't even … 10/23/2014 on Orc Peon better be lying 0
#2 - I haven't used my account in months and it kept saying my aut… 10/23/2014 on Orc Peon better be lying 0
#1 - I'm not exactly sure how starbucks cards work, but I believe y… 10/21/2014 on hoes aint loyal 0
#1 - pantz 4 lyfe 10/20/2014 on Poor Gawker +45
#15 - Definitely some blow jobs are overrated. But god damn, if the … 10/20/2014 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin +3
#1 - Scrolled to the bottom to see the finished product, but I'm no…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Cooking with Trapuke +1
User avatar #2 - trapuke (10/20/2014) [-]
The reason you did not see a finished product is because I didn't cook it this time. I intend to cook and show pictures step by step next time.
Depending on how this one goes.

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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