qwarthos

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:1/27/2015
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9604
Comment Ranking:#1967
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
Content Thumbs: 8220 total,  9038 ,  818
Comment Thumbs: 8012 total,  8782 ,  770
Content Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 269 Comments: Pure Win → Level 270 Comments: Ninja Pirate
Subscribers:2
Content Views:392643
Times Content Favorited:658 times
Total Comments Made:1496
FJ Points:5056

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#6 - True story time. This is not a personal space box, this is par…  [+] (40 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Wow +400
User avatar #155 - kevinipples (01/07/2015) [-]
she definitely could have put it on herself vertically instead, more than enough room
#94 - suchtino (01/07/2015) [-]
school project : build a personal space box
User avatar #50 - puut (01/07/2015) [-]
Forgive my ignorance, but i'm still trying to work out what type of project that could be.
User avatar #48 - thedumbledore (01/07/2015) [-]
I like that people are actually using a bit of objectivity on this, and not blindly going 'Hurr durr we hate feminism so it must be true.'

User avatar #34 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
#121 - mayoroftownsville (01/07/2015) [-]
" weaselzippers.us "

"proof"

kek
User avatar #174 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
WOW SO MAy MAY. U DA BES
User avatar #49 - thedumbledore (01/07/2015) [-]
A photograph, with a title, made by a third party.

Nigga, you think that's evidence of anything? Then again, this is daviddavidson.
User avatar #51 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
nigga you spelt my name wrong. U a fuckin mess.
User avatar #52 - thedumbledore (01/07/2015) [-]
I used an extra 'd' by accident. You think that shit is evidence, and demonize some lass for possibly no reason.

Sorry, who's a mess?
User avatar #54 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
Lol I don't even give a fuck. You are the one who clearly gives an amazing amount of fucks about this.
User avatar #42 - sinonyx (01/07/2015) [-]
"proof"
User avatar #37 - schwerdaddy (01/07/2015) [-]
Nigga, you mad. You censored an anon that called you out.

That link provided like 10 words and a link to buzzfeed. No way is it credible.
#39 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #40 - schwerdaddy (01/07/2015) [-]
I didn't say qwarthos was any more correct than you are. However, you retaliated with anger on an internet website, and I pointed it out. So you called me a dumb cunt for calling you out. Why do we anger you so much?
User avatar #41 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
I'm not angry. I just don't see any source for his side of the topic yet.

But u a dumb cunt to thinking I'm mad lel
#63 - sliferzpwns (01/07/2015) [-]
Hmm, a crap ass link, which is no more credible than the shitpost which you made, and you deleted a comment. Calling peeps dumb cunts as well. Looks like you ARE mad.
#36 - anonymous Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #14 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
Sauce or it isn't true
User avatar #65 - sliferzpwns (01/07/2015) [-]
sauce on it being a personal space box or it isnt true, Fucknut
User avatar #31 - sixfivefourtwoone (01/07/2015) [-]
Sauce on it being a personal space box or it isn't true.
User avatar #64 - sliferzpwns (01/07/2015) [-]
sauce on it being a personal space box or it isnt true, Fucknut
User avatar #15 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Let me just go through my catalog of sources to every single thing I've seen on the internet in the last five years
User avatar #16 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
It's called google m9
User avatar #17 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Sounds like you already know how to find it yourself, m10
User avatar #18 - davidavidson (01/07/2015) [-]
m11, do you think I have google on my computer? you're the elite hakor not me.
User avatar #33 - lyiat (01/07/2015) [-]
What kind of a fucking pleb doesn't use Google Ultron?
User avatar #46 - davyjonesbooty (01/07/2015) [-]
the kind of fucking pleb who can't install Adobe
#8 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #9 - qwarthos (01/06/2015) [-]
True story, this picture is so old that calling me a buzz kill is like saying snape killing dumbledore is a spoiler alert.
User avatar #148 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
i've never watched/read harry potter, thanks a lot asshole! I actually haven't watched or read any HP though. Don't really want to.
User avatar #175 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
If you didn't grow up with it then it becomes very difficult to get into. When the books are still coming out you finish one and then can't wait for the next. But when they're all out and you read them you finish one and then say, shiiiit there are 6 more of these?
User avatar #177 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, I'm 25 so I was growing up during their time I just... didn't really have any interest.

DID watch the 1st HP now that I think of it. But, just wasn't in to it.
User avatar #178 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
Tell me you at least read Lord of the Rings, then?
User avatar #179 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
Nope. Only lord of the rings in my life is sonic.
#180 - qwarthos (01/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #181 - hashtronaut (01/07/2015) [-]
honestly though, that genre just never interested me..Fantasy, I guess you could call it? I did read a book once about these dudes who go back in time and supply AKs to the civil war. It was...interesting. And also unrelated as fuck.

Anyway, yeah.. If you enjoy those series enjoy em to the fullest man. They just dont do it for me.
#10 - davidavidson Comment deleted by qwarthos
User avatar #11 - qwarthos (01/06/2015) [-]
sumtim brian hurt from all teh smarts
#7 - haytux (01/06/2015) [-]
This actually makes much more sense.
#1 - inter species relationships are wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Aww 0
#2 - nakedclothes (01/07/2015) [-]
It's actually inter species erotica, stop triggering me
#1 - for some reason I thought that was a sleeping bag in front of … 01/06/2015 on The wonders of technology 0
#240 - **** , you beat me to it by like a second  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on congrats to FJ +1
#241 - arandomanon (01/06/2015) [-]
#238 - It's because you put : and * together 01/06/2015 on congrats to FJ +2
#1 - This isn't even a big deal. If it didn't start here who cares? 01/06/2015 on Swells with FJ pride 0
#3 - Comment deleted 01/04/2015 on Trips and Quints! 0
#23 - You jealous?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Drainage ditch kayaking +1
#45 - mechanicexplain (01/04/2015) [-]
Check out this dank shit, tho.
#24 - mytomanenbre (01/03/2015) [-]
#21 - how high are you  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Drainage ditch kayaking +103
#72 - tehcookee (01/04/2015) [-]
i think you mean to say
"hi, how are you?"
User avatar #36 - birthdayboi (01/04/2015) [-]
no! it's hi, how are you..

rude
#22 - mytomanenbre (01/03/2015) [-]
#23 - qwarthos (01/03/2015) [-]
You jealous?
#45 - mechanicexplain (01/04/2015) [-]
Check out this dank shit, tho.
#24 - mytomanenbre (01/03/2015) [-]
#24 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on have i mentioned i'm... 0
#47 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #49 - ugoboom (01/03/2015) [-]
holy mother of extensions
#11 - You're fast  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Ride Like Lightning +3
#12 - kiaserzerg (01/03/2015) [-]
yea, its hard for me to get past the fourth page without needing a napkin.
#35 - thenonsocial (01/03/2015) [-]
You just keep on giving, dont you?
#50 - kiaserzerg (01/04/2015) [-]
yes, which explains why im not allowed near parks or schools anymore.
#10 - yeah, he probably didn't hit the cue ball the way the table is… 01/03/2015 on FUUUUTTTTTUUUUREEE +2
#9 - you can't just say something like that and not link it  [+] (12 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Ride Like Lightning +19
#63 - thealmightyantler (01/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - captchakid (01/04/2015) [-]
Also let me hit you up with a better website for league porn: www.lolhentai.net/
User avatar #54 - captchakid (01/04/2015) [-]
That comic is way older than that animation m8.
#56 - kiaserzerg (01/04/2015) [-]
yea, i dont give a shit, i dont play LoL, i just enjoyed the rape comic. and you arent the first to say that.
User avatar #57 - captchakid (01/04/2015) [-]
ok m8
#46 - raxorflazor (01/04/2015) [-]
More faves that thumbs, who would have thought.. ;)
#27 - reycall (01/03/2015) [-]
you know that comic is much older than that animation.
User avatar #11 - qwarthos (01/03/2015) [-]
You're fast
#12 - kiaserzerg (01/03/2015) [-]
yea, its hard for me to get past the fourth page without needing a napkin.
#35 - thenonsocial (01/03/2015) [-]
You just keep on giving, dont you?
#50 - kiaserzerg (01/04/2015) [-]
yes, which explains why im not allowed near parks or schools anymore.
#37 - Don't worry if someone has done something before. The Simpsons…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Dogs +10
User avatar #47 - thecomicreviewer (01/03/2015) [-]
I can't say I agree. webcomics as an art form provide a wealth of expressive possibilities that a cartoon cannot.
and using old ideas is fine to a degree - just don't make it so obvious.
#34 - Don't worry, you did a god job 01/03/2015 on Dogs +7
#65 - I've masturbated at least three times a day every day this year. 01/03/2015 on get on my lvl m8 0
#70 - here is one green pinky to make up for that 01/03/2015 on fellatio's glorious comment... +1
#43 - hey if you dont want it anymore... ill take it  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on New Years Resolutions 0
User avatar #45 - lithiumdebator (01/02/2015) [-]
don't you think my bank account is hurting enough already? Last thing I need is to replace my monitor!
#34 - I just wanna do surround lol I've got a corner desk so thr…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on New Years Resolutions 0
User avatar #35 - lithiumdebator (01/02/2015) [-]
mmmmm, got hung up on the 5760...didn't notice it was still 1080. You should be fine....I'm going to go in the corner and cry about my 4k monitor raping my computer on my own now...
User avatar #43 - qwarthos (01/02/2015) [-]
hey if you dont want it anymore... ill take it
User avatar #45 - lithiumdebator (01/02/2015) [-]
don't you think my bank account is hurting enough already? Last thing I need is to replace my monitor!
#32 - Couple of these guys  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2015 on New Years Resolutions 0
User avatar #33 - lithiumdebator (01/02/2015) [-]
I have an ASUS GTX 770 OC'd and am running 3840 x 2160 (which is the maximum allowable resolution from the card as graphics cards don't have hdmi 2 capabilities yet, my tv can go much higher). I can use it but there is a large delay time....also haven't found a game yet i can run in that resolution.

Not trying to rain on your parade, just warining you of a consumer choice I am beginning to regret (I had to replace my 750ti due to the tv, and still have to buy a second card if i want to use it at that reso)
User avatar #34 - qwarthos (01/02/2015) [-]
I just wanna do surround lol
I've got a corner desk so three monitors would be sick as hell
User avatar #35 - lithiumdebator (01/02/2015) [-]
mmmmm, got hung up on the 5760...didn't notice it was still 1080. You should be fine....I'm going to go in the corner and cry about my 4k monitor raping my computer on my own now...
User avatar #43 - qwarthos (01/02/2015) [-]
hey if you dont want it anymore... ill take it
User avatar #45 - lithiumdebator (01/02/2015) [-]
don't you think my bank account is hurting enough already? Last thing I need is to replace my monitor!
#12 - do you feel violated 01/02/2015 on Current situation for me. +4
#42 - here is one side 01/02/2015 on RIP Officer Ramos +1
#9 - **** you got me 01/02/2015 on Current situation for me. +1
#19 - sensible drinking ages save so much time with bad jokes  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on Name Day all the way! +1
User avatar #21 - samaramidnight (01/02/2015) [-]
I'm waiting for my 21st more because then I can go play poker in casinos xD
Fck the drinking, I don't even like it that much, since I turned 18...
#14 - Congrats, now whenever people find out how old you are they wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on Name Day all the way! +2
User avatar #15 - samaramidnight (01/02/2015) [-]
I bet you don't know, that in where I live, we can drink from 18yo o-o
User avatar #19 - qwarthos (01/02/2015) [-]
sensible drinking ages save so much time with bad jokes
User avatar #21 - samaramidnight (01/02/2015) [-]
I'm waiting for my 21st more because then I can go play poker in casinos xD
Fck the drinking, I don't even like it that much, since I turned 18...

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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