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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:America
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3236
Comment Ranking:#984
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
Content Thumbs: 8215 total,  9028 ,  813
Comment Thumbs: 6544 total,  7225 ,  681
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 180 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:389647
Times Content Favorited:661 times
Total Comments Made:1271
FJ Points:3975

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#5 - Comment deleted 09/05/2014 on Aimee Teegarden +1
#1 - it's probably the video ad not working that caused the message… 09/05/2014 on what is this shit? 0
#1 - 1/10 for the girl 10/10 for the comment 09/05/2014 on Oompa Loompa -4
#2 - I bought lottery tickets and an e-cig on my 18th and gave it t… 09/05/2014 on Mah birfday 0
#4 - milf 09/05/2014 on The nightmares have returned 0
#1 - Accept it anyway. Terms and conditions aren't going to matter … 09/03/2014 on fuck. there goes all my fun. +1
#3 - no 09/03/2014 on So Depp 0
#2 - im confused what the point of the zoom was, but tits  [+] (13 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Can you enhance that... +359
#135 - 4chan refugee (09/04/2014) [-]
I believe it was two things. One, it looks like the picture on the camera is not at all similar to what is being taken.

The enhancement part is for a lot of tv shows where the police force asks them to "enhance" a photo and suddenly it is as if the picture had been taken from 5 foot away with a top of the line camera.
User avatar #13 - lean (09/03/2014) [-]
and they are in a training bra. Congrats, you are a pedo
User avatar #16 - mugenchamploo (09/03/2014) [-]
Or, ya know, a sports bra, cuz she obviously lifts more than you
#6 - twilightdusk (09/03/2014) [-]
It's like those pictures where they'll zoom in super close on one person's face, and then zoom back out with that face replacing all the faces in the picture. In this case, the zoom-in is on the tiny version of the picture, and thus her own face, that can be seen on the phone's camera app.
User avatar #11 - deathtobreakfast (09/03/2014) [-]
Why I Don't Watch CSI No you are wrong: Its actually a joke about CSICityname goes here) where the protagonists are zooming into pictures of crime scenes so extremely in that they can see reflections of small things to identify the murderer.
User avatar #111 - lapsushominum (09/04/2014) [-]
My favorite comment on that video was "Enhance... now zoom in on that helix"
User avatar #71 - marlton (09/04/2014) [-]
User avatar #129 - snopkin (09/04/2014) [-]
This video is incredible enhancing. Thank you for bringing it to my enhance
#128 - shorea (09/04/2014) [-]
pretty much.
#23 - angryninja (09/03/2014) [-]
Yea - this si cut out of professionally taken 40 Mpix portrait. There you can see "maybe" somethink in the eye
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#55 - 4chan refugee (09/04/2014) [-]
it's a tv show with fictional elements. some things will not apply to real life.
User avatar #18 - deathtobreakfast (09/03/2014) [-]
the face wasn't planned so please ignore it and see it as an ": (" as I wanted it actually.
#8 - 4chan refugee (09/03/2014) [-]
what a bad joke.
#21 - Picture 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +7
#2 - this man literally raped that woman and commited animal abuse.… 09/03/2014 on Goat Sim 2015 +1
#2 - eh, it doesn't really work unless they insulted you and it sou… 09/03/2014 on Facebook 101 0
#211 - yes  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Saw on /b/. Might be fun... 0
User avatar #212 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Okay haha.
#209 - Indeed. We should educate the masses  [+] (3 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Saw on /b/. Might be fun... +1
User avatar #210 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Other Rhode Islanders or the general mass.
User avatar #211 - qwarthos (09/03/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #212 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Okay haha.
#201 - Right? There are at least two other people from RI on this sit…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Saw on /b/. Might be fun... +1
User avatar #207 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Sad aint it.
User avatar #209 - qwarthos (09/03/2014) [-]
Indeed. We should educate the masses
User avatar #210 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Other Rhode Islanders or the general mass.
User avatar #211 - qwarthos (09/03/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #212 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Okay haha.
#5 - there was an issue with his brakes, he had no choice 09/03/2014 on Checked Exceptions +1
#170 - 401 as well, supbuddy  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Saw on /b/. Might be fun... +1
User avatar #200 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
wow didn't think i'd find someone in an area so small. Hello.
User avatar #201 - qwarthos (09/03/2014) [-]
Right? There are at least two other people from RI on this site besides us as well
User avatar #207 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Sad aint it.
User avatar #209 - qwarthos (09/03/2014) [-]
Indeed. We should educate the masses
User avatar #210 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Other Rhode Islanders or the general mass.
User avatar #211 - qwarthos (09/03/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #212 - deltaxomega (09/03/2014) [-]
Okay haha.
#169 - 401 09/03/2014 on Saw on /b/. Might be fun... 0
#28 - ******* portals 09/03/2014 on Circlejerkin' it -10
#17 - What is it about September 11th that ***** people… 09/02/2014 on Facts Facts Facts 0
#31 - if you're in a bar that means the other people in the bar are … 09/02/2014 on Every fucking time +7
#77 - lets all go tell sean r moorhead to kill themself/threaten to … 09/02/2014 on Sickening 0
#116 - Does this mean I've raped Jennifer Lawrence, Ariana Grande, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Leak4Jlaw +1
User avatar #126 - welliguessitsaname (09/02/2014) [-]
Quite the accomplishment. Congratulations, sir.
#81 - it'll end by the end of your first semester in college, bro 09/02/2014 on Jerking off 0
#43 - dumbledore let snape kill him 08/31/2014 on Harry Potter And The... 0
#111 - that is just to prove it was actually him 08/31/2014 on While You Sit There and Fap +2

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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