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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:7/08/2014
Location:America
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#130 - Yay! I live there  [+] (34 new replies) 07/03/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #228 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
I know right? ugh, it makes spontaneous FJ meetups so difficult!

i can't reply to your latest comment anymore, so I'm commenting here.
User avatar #234 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
well im done for tonight
User avatar #345 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
can you bring a camera? if i go to get mine, i won't be able to leave
User avatar #344 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
ok, T minus 1 hour 34 minutes until meetup.
#233 - qwarthos has deleted their comment.
User avatar #138 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
really? yay! we have half the population on this thread!
User avatar #141 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Yep, Coventry
User avatar #142 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
cool, I'm in Coventry right now, right down the street from the big shopping centre with the walmart, home depot, and Bjs and stuff.
User avatar #143 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
I work right there! You following me around or something?
#145 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
SHIT! HE'S ONTO ME!!

where do you work? there's like 500 stores over there.

If you don't mind me asking, that is. i understand if you would prefer to not reveal that to me.
User avatar #148 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Walmart, I sell cell phones
User avatar #150 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
really? when do you work, i'll come say hi!
User avatar #151 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Most days 12 to 9, and that'd be cool, its the most boring part of the store usually, i recommend it if you want to spend all day on your phone
User avatar #152 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
alright, cool, I'm gonna go there tomorrow and it's gonna be awkward because I'm not gonna know what to say.
User avatar #170 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Well I won't be working, I do have to go there anyway, what time would you be going? Also I'm fine with a timestamp and posting it, thatd be pretty cool
User avatar #200 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
I just remembered, TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!
User avatar #203 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
How'd you forget? Lol Happy birthday man!
User avatar #204 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
i never really celebrate my birthday so i forgot lol. so when are we going to Walmart?
User avatar #207 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Good a reason as any and around noon im ready anytime
User avatar #208 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
alright! noonish, where are we meeting up, and who's bringing the timestamp?
User avatar #217 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
On top of the flagpole i think, and I can do the timestamp
User avatar #218 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
that'll be a tough climb to do while also taking a picture for FJ. and ok, I'll bring the camera.
User avatar #220 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
We can make it work!
User avatar #223 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
if you say so, i was thinking toward the sporting section or something, but flagpole works too i guess, now we need to see if the other rhode islander can come too!
User avatar #212 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
huntronicles do you want to be in this too?
User avatar #346 - huntronicles (07/03/2014) [-]
i would but my brother's sick got to take him to doctors today
User avatar #347 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
fj meetup at the hospital!
User avatar #224 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
Actually Sporting goods sounds good, and indeed, all ri funnyjunkers welcome flash mob time
User avatar #225 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
i wish i had FJ apparel to wear so you could identify me.
User avatar #226 - qwarthos (07/03/2014) [-]
admin is gonna have to get on that, how are we suppose to meet complete strangers these days
User avatar #172 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
oh, i don't care when i go then, i was gonna pop up and bug you at work.
#169 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious? You both take a picture with a timestamp and a sharpie in your poopers.
Post results.
User avatar #159 - flambenobunaga (07/03/2014) [-]
Post pics.
User avatar #165 - jacksipian (07/03/2014) [-]
it's up to qwarthos if he wants a timestamp'd FJ meetup.
#56 - Go to sleep 07/01/2014 on Fish living in abandoned mall +6
#81 - **** the father with a broomstick and now its an … 07/01/2014 on How not to handle it 0
#21 - Jackie Chan Jackie Chan Jackie Chan 06/29/2014 on Jackie Chan. Master of... +1
#1 - When Majin Buu did what? 06/23/2014 on Black People 0
#43 - I can finally download a pizza 06/21/2014 on Should Have Seen It Comming +2
#105 - It's very obvious guys. If you don't take advantage of every d… 06/16/2014 on Men are pigs +1
#304 - Bring back porn 06/16/2014 on FJ Updates 0
#3 - I thought /pol/ was behind those tags.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/15/2014 on HOT! EXCITING NEW CONTENT! +1
User avatar #10 - Crax (06/15/2014) [-]
It was.
User avatar #11 - hellomynameisbill (06/15/2014) [-]
but then people started taking it seriously.
#94 - "Private Puller" Is this a joke? 06/15/2014 on 10 Interesting facts of the... +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on football in the world 0
User avatar #3 - davidavidson (05/30/2014) [-]
thnx
#2 - Obviously an article of great repute 05/30/2014 on australia 0
#8 - I just watched that a couple hours ago and I agree completely.… 05/30/2014 on killer whale lulz 0
#63 - I wasn't implying I can't be stolen from. But if people see so… 05/25/2014 on How do you do it? 0
#44 - Never been stolen from because I lock my **** up …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on How do you do it? 0
User avatar #46 - ocnamesaregone (05/25/2014) [-]
My house was robbed once. Guy kicked in a door that was locked to get in.

My aunt also got robbed; the guy climbed the fucking appartment, in plain daylight, to open a window on the second floor that wasn't properly locked. When bystanders asked him wtf he was doing, he told em he forgot his keys.

Even if you lock your shits people can steal your stuff, don't act like you're so much smarter than the rest.
User avatar #63 - qwarthos (05/25/2014) [-]
I wasn't implying I can't be stolen from. But if people see something in my car and decide if the door is unlocked they'll take it I'm safe there. Of course anyone can bust my window ignore an alarm and take what they want
#66 - I thought that was a deflated bunny 05/25/2014 on Not Wearing My Glasses 0
#540 - obviously. 05/18/2014 on Who deserves colored text? 0
#20 - whats formating 05/18/2014 on Accurate newspaper headline 0
#1 - how the **** did I get to German 04/21/2014 on MapCrunch - Random Google... +1
#28 - okay i thought this was going to be a smooth criminal ending w…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on annie96 is typing... +15
User avatar #39 - stealingbikes (04/21/2014) [-]
I did too
User avatar #66 - imofcnotharveydent (04/21/2014) [-]
here to
#190 - Ah! it all makes sense now, they go clubbing, get into a dance… 04/21/2014 on -_-' 0
#188 - Like i said I don't know anything about it, I've only heard pe…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on -_-' 0
#189 - articulate (04/21/2014) [-]
No, they club with them.
User avatar #190 - qwarthos (04/21/2014) [-]
Ah! it all makes sense now, they go clubbing, get into a dance battle and in a dispute over the winner they shoot the seals!
#181 - I think it's a little ****** up that they club th…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/21/2014 on -_-' 0
User avatar #187 - articulate (04/21/2014) [-]
"seals are shot"
User avatar #188 - qwarthos (04/21/2014) [-]
Like i said I don't know anything about it, I've only heard people talk about clubbing them
#189 - articulate (04/21/2014) [-]
No, they club with them.
User avatar #190 - qwarthos (04/21/2014) [-]
Ah! it all makes sense now, they go clubbing, get into a dance battle and in a dispute over the winner they shoot the seals!
#19 - Wrong opinion, I am rustling 04/16/2014 on Now THESE are unpopular... 0
#12 - where the **** is Jackie Chan  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2014 on Expendables 3 0
User avatar #18 - ninjagaiden (04/04/2014) [-]
Jackie Chan has turned them down three times now.
User avatar #15 - indecisivejew (04/04/2014) [-]
No, really though. He and Stallone are apparently good friends, and after the first one, he publicly said that he was disappointed that he was never invited.

To have such a huge ensemble of action stars and not includes Jackie Chan after 3 installments seems like a crime. Maybe he asked for too much money, but probably about the same as Chuck Norris asked for, and I think Chan would honestly bring a lot more to the films.
User avatar #16 - xXCorpitoXx (04/04/2014) [-]
I love Jackie Chan
But i don't recall Jackie Chan ever killing anyone in his films. He just beats the crap out of them.
I don't think he would fit in this kinda movie

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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