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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: mikeeatpie
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS4, PC
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Elder Scrolls, Assassin's Creed, Borderlands
X-box Gamertag: No
PSN: Qwarthos
Interests: Giving information to strangers,
Date Signed Up:3/29/2013
Last Login:11/01/2014
Location:America
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Comment Ranking:#918
Highest Content Rank:#595
Highest Comment Rank:#508
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#1 - Source?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Your Dog's Actual Age 0
User avatar #3 - qwarthos (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks, based source bringer.
#103 - Kill your friend, take their hands and make real life crawling…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Notbad.jpg +53
#212 - sweatanus (10/20/2014) [-]
#1 - Don't you dare waste this opportunity.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/14/2014 on oh my fucking god 0
User avatar #2 - themagicofaword (10/14/2014) [-]
Seriously man. GO FOR IT. I WOULD. CALL HER ON HER BULLSHIT.

User avatar #3 - datassman (10/14/2014) [-]
fucking fuck i would if i had any skill at public speaking but id just fuck it up and look like an ass. it's the reason im majoring in print journalism not broadcast!
User avatar #4 - themagicofaword (10/14/2014) [-]
Dude I am in fine arts, and I would still take her on. But I understand your point, I don't have any skills in public speaking either. But I need answers, if fact more then just answers, she needs to be held accountable for her part in this.
#30 - I'm so proud this happened in my state. 10/12/2014 on STFU 0
#29 - Comment deleted 10/12/2014 on STFU 0
#9 - just so you all know there is a church for Mathematology 10/12/2014 on youll never be the best +2
#16 - **qwarthos rolled user Loppytaffy ** eat my dick 09/30/2014 on Better comunity 0
#1 - yeah but bruce wayne is handsome. 09/30/2014 on batman-best shit that has... 0
#4 - There is a very distinct difference in the way they both talk.… 09/30/2014 on So stupid it hurts 0
#15 - Pretty interesting, strange that they agreed to do that withou… 09/30/2014 on Snapchat +1
#13 - Oh, I assumed they were just users. That makes much more sense now.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Snapchat +1
User avatar #15 - qwarthos (09/30/2014) [-]
Pretty interesting, strange that they agreed to do that without getting paid originally.
#11 - What possible case could they have?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Snapchat +1
#12 - refaim (09/30/2014) [-]
They did modeling for it back when it was picaboo. Apparently the contract they signed only stated the photos would be used for apple products but they have been used for android and pc promotion as well.
User avatar #13 - qwarthos (09/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I assumed they were just users. That makes much more sense now.
User avatar #15 - qwarthos (09/30/2014) [-]
Pretty interesting, strange that they agreed to do that without getting paid originally.
#3 - Also the shift key will speed up the forward motion, an action…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2014 on but the game tho +5
#4 - butchersteve (09/28/2014) [-]
Tell me more of this running?
I here it is most often done in this... This area called, Outside?
#9 - privilege (09/28/2014) [-]
I bet you think you are such a clever bastard. I give you my green thumb.
#14 - butchersteve (09/30/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#2 - then you would have had sex one time in your life and been in … 09/26/2014 on See description +1
#3 - they told me to **** off when I asked for nudity,… 09/26/2014 on FJ Chat! -1
#1 - 4.99 is a pretty good price for a hair cut 09/26/2014 on Saw this while driving today 0
#68 - It's okay, I was actually curious so you've helped me out!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on maple 0
User avatar #69 - roflstorm (09/25/2014) [-]
Well i'm happy i helped someone
#1 - I get it. It's not funny, but I get it. 09/24/2014 on OC op 0
#2 - stop saving thumbnails 09/24/2014 on remember kids 0
#1 - Why would some asshole shoot this guy in the foot when he was …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Ill never play hopscotch as... 0
User avatar #4 - rawrb (09/24/2014) [-]
shot once in foot to cripple him then go up say final words or some shit then shot him in the head
User avatar #2 - tosatsux (09/24/2014) [-]
The shooter mustve used a shotgun which spread the bullet in two separate ways the head and the toe XDD
#2 - blue penis 09/23/2014 on Learning how to internet +1
#5 - try again later 09/23/2014 on Troubleshooting 0
#2 - but there are so many holidays. which ones are these crossing  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on A cross between 2 upcoming... 0
User avatar #3 - ablakguy (09/24/2014) [-]
Hanukkah and Thanksgiving. As you can see they light 6 candles on the Menorah for each of the hungry SnowJews who go out and devour the Goyim.
#1 - And nobody thought people would be dumb enough to fall for it … 09/23/2014 on Some People 0
#2 - the plane is most likely going to go to the other airport no m… 09/22/2014 on Fly gone +4

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User avatar #8 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
hello im going to ask a dumb question
since you do not appear to play items may i please have your items and points to help out one of my friends
i will gladdly thumb up a bunch of your comments and contents in exchange
User avatar #9 to #8 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
I don't care about thumbs, but I'll give my items away
User avatar #10 to #9 - itemexchange (10/24/2013) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #11 to #10 - qwarthos (10/24/2013) [-]
no problem bromeo
User avatar #2 to #1 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
:(

I'm going to eat a pie now because of you
#3 to #2 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Yum! What kind of pie?
User avatar #4 to #3 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
Every kind of pie inside of one gigantic pie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - professormeatwad (04/15/2013) [-]
Oooohh!

Sounds yummy? Could I have some?
#6 to #5 - qwarthos (04/15/2013) [-]
I just need an oven big enough to make a pie with all these in it.

Maybe the Germans are selling?
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