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queefquizzler

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Date Signed Up:3/25/2013
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#129 - I'm 6 foot 3 and 200lbs, I could just jump on the kid's legs t…  [+] (3 replies) 01/21/2014 on how many 0
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#148 - danmanjonesnz (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't think you could do it man. Even if the joint was completely severed inside, skin is a bitch to tear. You could bite it & stuff but while you're mucking around with that the rest of the zombie toddlers will be scratching at your face & such. Maybe you could rip one of their jaws off and use that as a knuckle duster.
I think I'd try & use a combo of knees, elbows and fists, trying not to smash my knuckles on their 5yo skulls. Picking up a whole child might work but would sap your energy.
#147 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
>only 200 lbs at 6'3''
>thinks he's physically intimidating
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#157 - queefquizzler (01/22/2014) [-]
well... to a 5 year old yeah haha, it's mostly muscle weight yo
#125 - >grab kid >literally snap legs >Tear off and …  [+] (5 replies) 01/21/2014 on how many 0
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#127 - danmanjonesnz (01/21/2014) [-]
I doubt you could tear off a limb with bare hands. And as you try to do that you'd get swarmed.
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#129 - queefquizzler (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm 6 foot 3 and 200lbs, I could just jump on the kid's legs the opposite way and keep dragging the kid with until I get his limbs torn off...
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#148 - danmanjonesnz (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't think you could do it man. Even if the joint was completely severed inside, skin is a bitch to tear. You could bite it & stuff but while you're mucking around with that the rest of the zombie toddlers will be scratching at your face & such. Maybe you could rip one of their jaws off and use that as a knuckle duster.
I think I'd try & use a combo of knees, elbows and fists, trying not to smash my knuckles on their 5yo skulls. Picking up a whole child might work but would sap your energy.
#147 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
>only 200 lbs at 6'3''
>thinks he's physically intimidating
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#157 - queefquizzler (01/22/2014) [-]
well... to a 5 year old yeah haha, it's mostly muscle weight yo
#33 - A friend took this pic of me and I never thought it'd be related  [+] (3 replies) 01/20/2014 on Didn't want to sleep anyways -7
#41 - rhc (01/20/2014) [-]
you were right.
#158 - queefquizzler (01/21/2014) [-]
I set myself up... and you made me giggle in my failure
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#42 - disies (01/20/2014) [-]
I though the gif was gltched
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 01/20/2014 on reminds me of the crypt in... +2
#53 - thempc (01/20/2014) [-]
this needs more thumbs
#81 - 1. Be heroin boss 2. Put hydrogen peroxide into the syri…  [+] (3 replies) 01/16/2014 on Blood and Hydrogen Peroxide +34
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#94 - Leopard (01/16/2014) [-]
That.. that actually happened in 2002.
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#110 - hydraetis (01/16/2014) [-]
I need sauce.
#87 - wazoowonseventeen (01/16/2014) [-]
#67 - 1. Doughnuts 2. Doughnut balls 3. Glue Don't …  [+] (3 replies) 01/15/2014 on Be the man with a plan. +21
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#209 - gilliam (01/15/2014) [-]
This belongs in those "things you put on the conveyor belt to make the cashier raise an eyebrow" threads.
#134 - dadukesta (01/15/2014) [-]
Doughnut balls for eating. Doughnuts for fuckin'
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#190 - stallioncock (01/15/2014) [-]
I thought he was gonna glue the doughnut balls into the holes of the doughnuts...