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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: The Djentist
Consoles Owned: psp, sega dreamcast, ps1, ps2, ps3, xbox, nintendo 64, gameboy advanced, ds
Video Games Played: kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts 2, kingdom hearts BBS, Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core, inFAMOUS, inFAMOUS 2, pokemon, COD, Jurassic park
PSN: TurdF-CKER
Date Signed Up:3/25/2013
Last Login:7/27/2014
Location:Your mom
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#194 - Me too! ... ... ... wait. 03/05/2014 on Firefighter 0
#179 - I told my friend about how you can't feel it when someone lick… 03/01/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... +1
#99 - Picture 02/18/2014 on Angel life lesson 0
#89 - What made that even funnier was that only his eyes were changing 02/12/2014 on EAST MEETS WEST COMPILATION +1
#164 - I was just saying dying in general, not this specific case. T… 02/12/2014 on The last assignement 0
#159 - I'd rather go out fighting than to just accept death. No offe…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2014 on The last assignement 0
User avatar #160 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/12/2014) [-]
You don't know what he was dying from. For all we know, his organs were failing him.
User avatar #202 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
Maybe he found his true rival and had an epic sword duel with him, but he knew that his skill level was no match for his opponent so he fought with the knowledge of his inevitability.
User avatar #207 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/12/2014) [-]
You're just saying that cause he's Asian.
User avatar #210 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm Asian and I hope that I die by facing my rival in combat after living a long and fruitful life.

I know I won't have achieved Nirvana by this death, but maybe in the next life my other self will have better luck.
User avatar #211 - monsieurhonkhonk (02/12/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #213 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
also because he's Asian
#212 - ScottP has deleted their comment.
#164 - queefquizzler (02/12/2014) [-]
I was just saying dying in general, not this specific case. The picture is a bit misleading though
#68 - I verbally said STOP IT like some autistic child 02/12/2014 on War Feels +6
#64 - Wasn't there just a gigantic flood? And all the forest fires … 02/11/2014 on Wish my wallet had this... +1
#54 - I can't remember... not since the incident. 02/11/2014 on They were simpler times -3
#122 - Friend's face when he's visiting your house, takes a dump, and… 02/11/2014 on that's one friendly snake +27
#9 - I can't tel if this is a joke about ghosts or KKK members... …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on What a bummer -1
#12 - carlonord (02/10/2014) [-]
#21 - Josh Peck? EMPHASIS 02/09/2014 on Mugshots +1
#285 - Yfw this entire story 02/09/2014 on Yep +1
#51 - The first one is kinda lacking at parts, but the sequel and bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2014 on MFW picking up a cardboard... 0
#52 - godofcorndog (01/31/2014) [-]
I beat the first one, but it was a shared game with a friend. He'd play a few levels, then I would. He beat it while I watched it. I never played beyond the first one, but he kept playing it. I moved on.
#47 - Kingdom Hearts is like the Disney version of the Avengers. Pu…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2014 on MFW picking up a cardboard... -1
#49 - godofcorndog (01/31/2014) [-]
I played it. I found nothing to appreciate about it. The game play wasn't terrible, but wasn't outstanding. The characters were bishi/yoai shipping bait with hardly anything in the ways of personality. Some of the levels were alright, but most of them were downright cringe-worthy. And to top it off, Disney characters add about as much to a combat game as you'd expect: nothing worth clapping over. So, all in all, no, I don't have to push my feelings aside and find anything to give the game a gold star for.
#51 - queefquizzler (01/31/2014) [-]
The first one is kinda lacking at parts, but the sequel and birth by sleep are a lot better in structure. Pirates of the Caribbean, The Nightmare Before Christmas, etc. Did you beat the game at least?


i just realized I'm on the internet and none of this matters hahaha
#52 - godofcorndog (01/31/2014) [-]
I beat the first one, but it was a shared game with a friend. He'd play a few levels, then I would. He beat it while I watched it. I never played beyond the first one, but he kept playing it. I moved on.
#98 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 01/29/2014 on Full Metal Rapist +35
User avatar #199 - naitsabesh (01/29/2014) [-]
At first i laughed, but it hurt a little.
#170 - kinginthenorth (01/29/2014) [-]
THAT ALL YOU GOT?
#154 - thebigcountry (01/29/2014) [-]
This gets so overused I'm actually desensitized to it now...
User avatar #144 - leonhardt (01/29/2014) [-]
Wow, didn't see this post coming.
You're so creative and original.
User avatar #200 - naitsabesh (01/29/2014) [-]
>Implying most posts/comments on FJ are creative and original
>implying your comment was creative and original
User avatar #208 - leonhardt (01/29/2014) [-]
>implying that's an excuse to post the same thing in every comments section and whore thumbs like the dirty little slut you are.
#139 - headlessmamii (01/29/2014) [-]
Not again.
#120 - strumzz (01/29/2014) [-]
#117 - bloodangel (01/29/2014) [-]
#101 - docxy (01/29/2014) [-]
#23 - go to 10:10 if you want to 01/29/2014 on Brian 0
#97 - Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core was the first game to make me cry… 01/26/2014 on Hi cold 0
#96 - Picture 01/22/2014 on You're all special 0
#157 - well... to a 5 year old yeah haha, it's mostly muscle weight yo 01/22/2014 on how many 0
#80 - Chicken go cluck cluck cow go moo, piggy go oink oink how bout you?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Who else is still waiting? +1
User avatar #81 - mankey (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: This is Earth.
#129 - I'm 6 foot 3 and 200lbs, I could just jump on the kid's legs t…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2014 on how many 0
User avatar #148 - danmanjonesnz (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't think you could do it man. Even if the joint was completely severed inside, skin is a bitch to tear. You could bite it & stuff but while you're mucking around with that the rest of the zombie toddlers will be scratching at your face & such. Maybe you could rip one of their jaws off and use that as a knuckle duster.
I think I'd try & use a combo of knees, elbows and fists, trying not to smash my knuckles on their 5yo skulls. Picking up a whole child might work but would sap your energy.
#147 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
>only 200 lbs at 6'3''
>thinks he's physically intimidating
User avatar #157 - queefquizzler (01/22/2014) [-]
well... to a 5 year old yeah haha, it's mostly muscle weight yo
#125 - >grab kid >literally snap legs >Tear off and …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2014 on how many 0
User avatar #127 - danmanjonesnz (01/21/2014) [-]
I doubt you could tear off a limb with bare hands. And as you try to do that you'd get swarmed.
User avatar #129 - queefquizzler (01/21/2014) [-]
I'm 6 foot 3 and 200lbs, I could just jump on the kid's legs the opposite way and keep dragging the kid with until I get his limbs torn off...
User avatar #148 - danmanjonesnz (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't think you could do it man. Even if the joint was completely severed inside, skin is a bitch to tear. You could bite it & stuff but while you're mucking around with that the rest of the zombie toddlers will be scratching at your face & such. Maybe you could rip one of their jaws off and use that as a knuckle duster.
I think I'd try & use a combo of knees, elbows and fists, trying not to smash my knuckles on their 5yo skulls. Picking up a whole child might work but would sap your energy.
#147 - anonymous (01/21/2014) [-]
>only 200 lbs at 6'3''
>thinks he's physically intimidating
User avatar #157 - queefquizzler (01/22/2014) [-]
well... to a 5 year old yeah haha, it's mostly muscle weight yo
#158 - I set myself up... and you made me giggle in my failure 01/21/2014 on Didn't want to sleep anyways +1
#33 - A friend took this pic of me and I never thought it'd be related  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Didn't want to sleep anyways -7
#41 - rhc (01/20/2014) [-]
you were right.
#158 - queefquizzler (01/21/2014) [-]
I set myself up... and you made me giggle in my failure
User avatar #42 - disies (01/20/2014) [-]
I though the gif was gltched

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