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Age: 23
PSN: Quasimbo
Date Signed Up:5/03/2013
Last Login:8/27/2014
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Comment Ranking:#16718
Highest Content Rank:#1537
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#139 - I had one of those myself. It's awesome but I've become too ol…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on inventive guy 0
User avatar #147 - edraham (05/05/2014) [-]
Isn't it the one with the tail thing ? You activate it and the arms go down and up!
I remember that shit. I had one.
User avatar #158 - quasimbo (05/05/2014) [-]
I think mine missed a big part of something on the back maybe it was for that
#1 - Picture 05/02/2014 on "Pranks" +2
#19 - You're right and your Profile pic makes it even better  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on fairy tail in a nutshell +1
User avatar #21 - kopn (05/02/2014) [-]
One Piece is love
One Piece is life
#4 - What's this sketch called again ?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on I feel uncomfortable 0
User avatar #5 - goobyman (05/02/2014) [-]
it's from a movie
night at roxbury
User avatar #7 - whyohwhy (05/02/2014) [-]
Actually this one is from a tv sketch, though i'm not sure which show it was for.

The movie version doesn't feature jim carrey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuf2b9wkZR4
User avatar #8 - goobyman (05/02/2014) [-]
oh, thanks
User avatar #6 - teoyuppie (05/02/2014) [-]
EMILIOOOOOOOO~
#35 - You're welcome  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Sites to kill 5 minutes +1
User avatar #38 - sirkanesixtytwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, that will help when I forget how to read.
#17 - artexplain ?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on A very powerful picture 0
#51 - everythingexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
He isn't in today. This picture basically represents the father's repressed sexual desires. The father spends all of his time in the mines with hundreds of other men. Since his wife isn't around, he is beginning to adopt a sexual desire for men. In this picture we see that life in the coal mines (represented by the light worn on his head) is beginning to have an affect on his life at home. The father is actually looking at his son in a sexual manner due to life with so many men. Life in the coal mines takes its toll.
#40 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
I think it's up to interpretation. But what I took from it is coal mining is really fucking dangerous work. And in some places it's a big source of pride, kind of a salt-of-the-earth man's man job. You dig for energy, support your community (since most of the poor communities were supported by this industry and shit.) But, again, it's dangerous as hell. So, I take it as the average American worker doing his duty to his family and community in danger and dark, and dreaming of being at home, safe and warm and in the light with his family.

Plus, what kid wouldn't miss their dad in a dangerous job like that? Where's Daddy? Oh, he's busting his ass underground, hope he comes back.

(Or that's just my tl;dr take.)
#18 - vividfiasco (04/28/2014) [-]
Dad risks life going down a mineshaft to mine coal. But what his headlight illuminates is not the coal, but his family and it gives him the strength to mine on.
#71 - It's when they leave Vivi ,right ? 04/28/2014 on I did nothing 0
#11 - Ferrets are stupid but in a good way  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2014 on freeing a stuck ferret +225
User avatar #65 - stardude (04/27/2014) [-]
his dick is pretty furry
#12 - loopymoomoo (04/27/2014) [-]
is that guy masturbating with a ferret,
User avatar #40 - scorpiom (04/27/2014) [-]
He is clearly washing his ferret using perfect technique.
User avatar #67 - aerosol (04/27/2014) [-]
Looks like he's had plenty of practice
User avatar #66 - lasmamoe (04/27/2014) [-]
"washing his ferret"
User avatar #17 - homohominilupusest (04/27/2014) [-]
**homohominilupusest rolled user fausticorn ** we all know who that is
#59 - ZOOOMBIE !! Loved this episode 04/24/2014 on spongebob as a human +4
#140 - His actual FW 04/23/2014 on $50 steam winner 0
#39 - Jokeexplain I summon thee 04/18/2014 on Stupid People -6
#6 - Comment deleted 04/17/2014 on ;_; 0
#136 - And I respect you for that buddy 04/17/2014 on The Beetles +2
#133 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on The Beetles +5
User avatar #135 - itsthetie (04/17/2014) [-]
oh well, I tried
User avatar #136 - quasimbo (04/17/2014) [-]
And I respect you for that buddy
#1 - Schemers ?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Hue 0
User avatar #2 - lordlolland (04/15/2014) [-]
schemer noun (disapproving) a person who plans secretly to do things for their own advantage
-Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary 7th edition, first word on page 1356

Add an s and it becomes plural like in the comic.
#186 - Anyone remember the post about that girl with the horn being a… 04/13/2014 on feminist 0
#16 - But she ain't messin' with no broke ******* . … 04/11/2014 on Asking your parents for money 0
#28 - We once had to do a advertisement explanation in class and thi… 04/11/2014 on Marketing Noodles, the... +2
#13 - Best comic site ever 04/11/2014 on Blue's Clues 0
#500 - Well if you just want to share it with us thanks. Ur like Jesus 04/10/2014 on More fun with toenails 0
#55 - Do you remember not pressing the spacebar too much so the ball…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/10/2014 on Before the internet +11
#145 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Get three bars for max points
User avatar #89 - kanatana (04/10/2014) [-]
It was a skill AND an art form that was misunderstood for its time.
User avatar #65 - deathsn (04/10/2014) [-]
And that fantastic feel when you got all the lights on the line turned on to get extra points.
User avatar #71 - kanatana (04/10/2014) [-]
deathsn, you and quasimbo are truly my brothers in spirit.
User avatar #81 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/10/2014) [-]
My grandpa has the highest fucking score on that. He'd sit for hours playing, ending up in like 50+ milion.
User avatar #83 - kanatana (04/10/2014) [-]
Holy hell, that's a lot. I vaguely remember my high score being something like ten million or so, but perhaps that was because my little brother kept hitting my hands whenever I was about to beat his
User avatar #85 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/10/2014) [-]
Most likely.
#63 - deathsn has deleted their comment.
#492 - It's not like I just don't want to be responsible for your pai…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on More fun with toenails 0
User avatar #499 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
No one has been responsible for my pain but me. I would've done it if it were to be posted here or not. And I got the idea from a post I found here about imagining kicking a wall with a toothpick under your toenail and then I thought that it would be better fully visualized. Don't worry I'm always ready for compliments.
User avatar #500 - quasimbo (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if you just want to share it with us thanks. Ur like Jesus
#489 - Sorry pal I don't want you to do all this stuff to yourself...…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2014 on More fun with toenails 0
User avatar #490 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes your words they hurt me.
User avatar #492 - quasimbo (04/10/2014) [-]
It's not like I just don't want to be responsible for your pain but that I really don't want you to do that stuff. How did you get the idea of doing this ? You got some nice feet there, just wanted to bring this in
User avatar #499 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
No one has been responsible for my pain but me. I would've done it if it were to be posted here or not. And I got the idea from a post I found here about imagining kicking a wall with a toothpick under your toenail and then I thought that it would be better fully visualized. Don't worry I'm always ready for compliments.
User avatar #500 - quasimbo (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if you just want to share it with us thanks. Ur like Jesus
#487 - I'm actually concerned about you  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2014 on More fun with toenails 0
User avatar #488 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
No you need to motivate me.
User avatar #489 - quasimbo (04/10/2014) [-]
Sorry pal I don't want you to do all this stuff to yourself...Doesn't that hurt like shit ?
User avatar #490 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes your words they hurt me.
User avatar #492 - quasimbo (04/10/2014) [-]
It's not like I just don't want to be responsible for your pain but that I really don't want you to do that stuff. How did you get the idea of doing this ? You got some nice feet there, just wanted to bring this in
User avatar #499 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
No one has been responsible for my pain but me. I would've done it if it were to be posted here or not. And I got the idea from a post I found here about imagining kicking a wall with a toothpick under your toenail and then I thought that it would be better fully visualized. Don't worry I'm always ready for compliments.
User avatar #500 - quasimbo (04/10/2014) [-]
Well if you just want to share it with us thanks. Ur like Jesus
#31 - Relevant because of karate 04/10/2014 on Bow to your opponent +7
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