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Date Signed Up:5/03/2013
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#150 - So is no one talking about the guy thinking gays put their pen…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Comp of things 0
#160 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
You know you've seen too much hentai when you know about Urethra Sex.
#32 - strange... 05/12/2014 on Memories and old bonds 0
#30 - He could still just have started with gen 1. What kind of logi…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Memories and old bonds 0
User avatar #31 - ajperry (05/11/2014) [-]
The logic that people usually start on the generation they are old enough to start on, and they dont backtrack till after.

My first generation was gen 3 because thats when I started playing pokemon with FireRed, THEN I backtracked and got the previous.
#32 - quasimbo (05/12/2014) [-]
strange...
#42 - "Dog What are you doing !?" 05/10/2014 on Get that shit outta my face. +1
#33 - I misused the word famous I menat to say popular. Nicki minaj … 05/10/2014 on Words of Wisdom 0
#30 - Are you kidding me ?! It's just you listening to a song with …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Words of Wisdom 0
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
"There's a reason things get famous"
nicki minaj and T-pain
no talent, all undeserved mainstream hype. so there's that.
and i don't hate him because he's mainstream, i like kanye's stuff, but he is not the best there is. it's as simple as that.

User avatar #33 - quasimbo (05/10/2014) [-]
I misused the word famous I menat to say popular. Nicki minaj is famous but show me one mentaly not disabled person that likes her. It's different with Kanye. He gets put together with those idiots for some reason I don't get.
#14 - Tell me who's better at making good sounding music and still n…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Words of Wisdom 0
#16 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
do you only listen to radio teir music?
kanye west is a burger from MCdonalds, massproduced and standardized
all "radio music" is this
even if it's a good burger it still can't compare to a good non-chain burgerplaces burgers
you want rap? childish gambino. schoolboy Q. tyler the creator
rock? (my favorite) red fang. clutch. mastodon

all pretty basic stuff, all with more humanity in it than kanye

User avatar #30 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me ?! It's just you listening to a song with a meaning way to often so you lose the meaning out of sight and just be like "I hear this song every day it's so mainstream and just meaningless sounds". Don't get me wrong I like Dong Lover too but you can't really compare some 20 year old half rapper half comedian to Kanye West. Kanye is just more talented. There's a reason things get famous and you should stop thinking that everybody else is stupid and that's why all things that people like are stupid ,too. Liking music just because it's not mainstream is ignorant as hell and childish Gambino
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
"There's a reason things get famous"
nicki minaj and T-pain
no talent, all undeserved mainstream hype. so there's that.
and i don't hate him because he's mainstream, i like kanye's stuff, but he is not the best there is. it's as simple as that.

User avatar #33 - quasimbo (05/10/2014) [-]
I misused the word famous I menat to say popular. Nicki minaj is famous but show me one mentaly not disabled person that likes her. It's different with Kanye. He gets put together with those idiots for some reason I don't get.
#24 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
tyler the creator is the worst thing i've listened to.

ever.

you're one of those people who listen to really obscure music then call all the mainstream music shit.
#26 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
are you retarded? none of that music is obscure, not even fucking close
it's like calling wes anderson movies hipster indie movies
jesus christ dude, pull yoursef together
User avatar #18 - fables (05/09/2014) [-]
tyler the creator is overrated.
try atmosphere
aesop rock
sadistik
tech n9ne is fucking great
scroobius pip
#17 - charonodaemon (05/09/2014) [-]
'Cause Red Fang and Clutch fucking rule!
#12 - He may not be a man of great words but think about what he say…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Words of Wisdom 0
#13 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
I can agree with you to a certain degree i gues. For "super-mainstream" musicians so is he kinda "genuine", i guess, but " by far one of the most authentic musicians of our time"
no. nowhere near, not even close.
User avatar #14 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
Tell me who's better at making good sounding music and still not be so ungenuine like most musicians
#16 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
do you only listen to radio teir music?
kanye west is a burger from MCdonalds, massproduced and standardized
all "radio music" is this
even if it's a good burger it still can't compare to a good non-chain burgerplaces burgers
you want rap? childish gambino. schoolboy Q. tyler the creator
rock? (my favorite) red fang. clutch. mastodon

all pretty basic stuff, all with more humanity in it than kanye

User avatar #30 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me ?! It's just you listening to a song with a meaning way to often so you lose the meaning out of sight and just be like "I hear this song every day it's so mainstream and just meaningless sounds". Don't get me wrong I like Dong Lover too but you can't really compare some 20 year old half rapper half comedian to Kanye West. Kanye is just more talented. There's a reason things get famous and you should stop thinking that everybody else is stupid and that's why all things that people like are stupid ,too. Liking music just because it's not mainstream is ignorant as hell and childish Gambino
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
"There's a reason things get famous"
nicki minaj and T-pain
no talent, all undeserved mainstream hype. so there's that.
and i don't hate him because he's mainstream, i like kanye's stuff, but he is not the best there is. it's as simple as that.

User avatar #33 - quasimbo (05/10/2014) [-]
I misused the word famous I menat to say popular. Nicki minaj is famous but show me one mentaly not disabled person that likes her. It's different with Kanye. He gets put together with those idiots for some reason I don't get.
#24 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
tyler the creator is the worst thing i've listened to.

ever.

you're one of those people who listen to really obscure music then call all the mainstream music shit.
#26 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
are you retarded? none of that music is obscure, not even fucking close
it's like calling wes anderson movies hipster indie movies
jesus christ dude, pull yoursef together
User avatar #18 - fables (05/09/2014) [-]
tyler the creator is overrated.
try atmosphere
aesop rock
sadistik
tech n9ne is fucking great
scroobius pip
#17 - charonodaemon (05/09/2014) [-]
'Cause Red Fang and Clutch fucking rule!
#10 - "You know it's broke ****** racism that's th…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Words of Wisdom -1
User avatar #25 - canadafag (05/09/2014) [-]
Agreed. He's also an excellent producer. I'd like to see your average pop star mix and produce their own stuff. It's one thing to be a talented musician, but it's another to make a studio recording sound polished.

"When a real nigga hold you down, you supposed to drown
Bound..."

Lyrics from the same song as quoted above, just to prove that the song has more meaning to it than gettin laid.
Song is called Bound 2 by the way. Not his best song.
#11 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
are... are you serious?
User avatar #12 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
He may not be a man of great words but think about what he says and not how he says it. Remember he's just a dude from Chicago
#13 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
I can agree with you to a certain degree i gues. For "super-mainstream" musicians so is he kinda "genuine", i guess, but " by far one of the most authentic musicians of our time"
no. nowhere near, not even close.
User avatar #14 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
Tell me who's better at making good sounding music and still not be so ungenuine like most musicians
#16 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
do you only listen to radio teir music?
kanye west is a burger from MCdonalds, massproduced and standardized
all "radio music" is this
even if it's a good burger it still can't compare to a good non-chain burgerplaces burgers
you want rap? childish gambino. schoolboy Q. tyler the creator
rock? (my favorite) red fang. clutch. mastodon

all pretty basic stuff, all with more humanity in it than kanye

User avatar #30 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
Are you kidding me ?! It's just you listening to a song with a meaning way to often so you lose the meaning out of sight and just be like "I hear this song every day it's so mainstream and just meaningless sounds". Don't get me wrong I like Dong Lover too but you can't really compare some 20 year old half rapper half comedian to Kanye West. Kanye is just more talented. There's a reason things get famous and you should stop thinking that everybody else is stupid and that's why all things that people like are stupid ,too. Liking music just because it's not mainstream is ignorant as hell and childish Gambino
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2014) [-]
"There's a reason things get famous"
nicki minaj and T-pain
no talent, all undeserved mainstream hype. so there's that.
and i don't hate him because he's mainstream, i like kanye's stuff, but he is not the best there is. it's as simple as that.

User avatar #33 - quasimbo (05/10/2014) [-]
I misused the word famous I menat to say popular. Nicki minaj is famous but show me one mentaly not disabled person that likes her. It's different with Kanye. He gets put together with those idiots for some reason I don't get.
#24 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
tyler the creator is the worst thing i've listened to.

ever.

you're one of those people who listen to really obscure music then call all the mainstream music shit.
#26 - anonymous (05/09/2014) [-]
are you retarded? none of that music is obscure, not even fucking close
it's like calling wes anderson movies hipster indie movies
jesus christ dude, pull yoursef together
User avatar #18 - fables (05/09/2014) [-]
tyler the creator is overrated.
try atmosphere
aesop rock
sadistik
tech n9ne is fucking great
scroobius pip
#17 - charonodaemon (05/09/2014) [-]
'Cause Red Fang and Clutch fucking rule!
#710 - What the **** . It's kinda hot I guess 05/09/2014 on Roll game The return 0
#691 - **quasimbo rolled image ** Please be something normal  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Roll game The return 0
User avatar #710 - quasimbo (05/09/2014) [-]
What the fuck. It's kinda hot I guess
#54 - Picture 05/09/2014 on why did i make this? +14
#11 - You have CLEARLY never seen this masterpiece of human achievem… 05/08/2014 on This is the Most Beautiful... +20
#158 - I think mine missed a big part of something on the back maybe … 05/05/2014 on inventive guy 0
#142 - Please...Stop this Avengers content. I know it's a great movie… 05/05/2014 on Hawkeye 0
#139 - I had one of those myself. It's awesome but I've become too ol…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2014 on inventive guy 0
User avatar #147 - edraham (05/05/2014) [-]
Isn't it the one with the tail thing ? You activate it and the arms go down and up!
I remember that shit. I had one.
User avatar #158 - quasimbo (05/05/2014) [-]
I think mine missed a big part of something on the back maybe it was for that
#1 - Picture 05/02/2014 on "Pranks" +2
#19 - You're right and your Profile pic makes it even better  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2014 on fairy tail in a nutshell +1
User avatar #21 - kopn (05/02/2014) [-]
One Piece is love
One Piece is life
#4 - What's this sketch called again ?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2014 on I feel uncomfortable 0
User avatar #5 - goobyman (05/02/2014) [-]
it's from a movie
night at roxbury
User avatar #7 - whyohwhy (05/02/2014) [-]
Actually this one is from a tv sketch, though i'm not sure which show it was for.

The movie version doesn't feature jim carrey

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuf2b9wkZR4
User avatar #8 - goobyman (05/02/2014) [-]
oh, thanks
User avatar #6 - teoyuppie (05/02/2014) [-]
EMILIOOOOOOOO~
#35 - You're welcome  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2014 on Sites to kill 5 minutes +1
User avatar #38 - sirkanesixtytwo (04/28/2014) [-]
Thanks, that will help when I forget how to read.
#17 - artexplain ?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2014 on A very powerful picture 0
#51 - everythingexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
He isn't in today. This picture basically represents the father's repressed sexual desires. The father spends all of his time in the mines with hundreds of other men. Since his wife isn't around, he is beginning to adopt a sexual desire for men. In this picture we see that life in the coal mines (represented by the light worn on his head) is beginning to have an affect on his life at home. The father is actually looking at his son in a sexual manner due to life with so many men. Life in the coal mines takes its toll.
#40 - anonymous (04/29/2014) [-]
I think it's up to interpretation. But what I took from it is coal mining is really fucking dangerous work. And in some places it's a big source of pride, kind of a salt-of-the-earth man's man job. You dig for energy, support your community (since most of the poor communities were supported by this industry and shit.) But, again, it's dangerous as hell. So, I take it as the average American worker doing his duty to his family and community in danger and dark, and dreaming of being at home, safe and warm and in the light with his family.

Plus, what kid wouldn't miss their dad in a dangerous job like that? Where's Daddy? Oh, he's busting his ass underground, hope he comes back.

(Or that's just my tl;dr take.)
#18 - vividfiasco (04/28/2014) [-]
Dad risks life going down a mineshaft to mine coal. But what his headlight illuminates is not the coal, but his family and it gives him the strength to mine on.
#71 - It's when they leave Vivi ,right ? 04/28/2014 on I did nothing 0
#11 - Ferrets are stupid but in a good way  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2014 on freeing a stuck ferret +225
User avatar #65 - stardude (04/27/2014) [-]
his dick is pretty furry
#12 - loopymoomoo (04/27/2014) [-]
is that guy masturbating with a ferret,
User avatar #40 - scorpiom (04/27/2014) [-]
He is clearly washing his ferret using perfect technique.
User avatar #67 - aerosol (04/27/2014) [-]
Looks like he's had plenty of practice
User avatar #66 - lasmamoe (04/27/2014) [-]
"washing his ferret"
User avatar #17 - homohominilupusest (04/27/2014) [-]
**homohominilupusest rolled user fausticorn ** we all know who that is
#59 - ZOOOMBIE !! Loved this episode 04/24/2014 on spongebob as a human +4
#140 - His actual FW 04/23/2014 on $50 steam winner 0
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