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#29 - I've already shown him this post lol 07/02/2013 on Description +1
#40 - MAXMOEFOE IS MY AUSTRALIAN ***** . His videos are …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on a normal day on the internet 0
User avatar #63 - maxmoefoe (07/02/2013) [-]
Don't talk about me in the third person, i'm standing right here ;_;
#26 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Description +4
#24 - Why the **** isn't there a spiderman thread yet?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Description +2
#27 - obliviousduck (07/02/2013) [-]
Andrew Garfield is the new Spiderman.
#18 - What do you mean?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #34 - woodywoodlinson (07/02/2013) [-]
We kill his parents and his uncle so he can fulfill his destiny
#6 - Both of my parents take half a pill for back pains. Whenever m…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Dad doesn't care 0
#10 - pridefulmatthew (07/02/2013) [-]
I have spent the last 10 fucking minutes trying to figure out what the fuck your trying to say...anyone else??
User avatar #28 - CyrilKeir (07/02/2013) [-]
TLDR: He's saying his dad called his son's penis "big".
User avatar #37 - nervaaurelius (07/02/2013) [-]
I thought he was saying he son himself was big.
User avatar #40 - CyrilKeir (07/02/2013) [-]
Let me translate his post.

"My two parents share a prescription for a back pain medication, of which they both typically split a pill to take a half dosage. Whenever my mother needs to take her dose, she asks my father if he wants the other half of her half dosage.
Yesterday my father quipped she wanted half of his nuts (for sexy time). I then interjected that half his nuts were already gone due to his previous vasectomy, and he shot back that I had a large package and probably took the other half of his nuts the vasectomy doctor left behind."

See what I mean? That was totally TL;DR.
#8 - You guys are going to give him a boner stahp liking him 07/02/2013 on Description +4
#51 - I watched it. Skin crawled. Comments made me cry 07/02/2013 on Cringe comp +1
#4 - No problem man. I'll give you some James for the trouble 07/02/2013 on Description 0
#2 - Not me, it's a friend.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #3 - davidteninch (07/02/2013) [-]
Whoops, misread description.
#4 - quadv (07/02/2013) [-]
No problem man. I'll give you some James for the trouble
#164 - Only ever played Zelda once. Never tried it again. Not because…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on My main problem with these two +1
User avatar #226 - adamska (07/02/2013) [-]
That would be The Wind Waker. Great game.
#111 - Shhh legality means nothinnnnnnnnnnnng. 07/01/2013 on son of a bitch 0
#37 - Taking physics this year as well 07/01/2013 on Engineering 0
#22 - No clue. Still in high school but hoping to get into an aerona…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Engineering 0
User avatar #24 - koobzacc (07/01/2013) [-]
i took intro my senior year but i'm not sure it was immensely helpful. Make sure to take physics in high school. take physics 2 in college.
#37 - quadv (07/01/2013) [-]
Taking physics this year as well
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2013) [-]
little tip form an AE major, be prepared to take it up the ass by the proffs your first year, seriously they're dicks
#43 - adriaan (07/01/2013) [-]
i can not argee with that. i think the proffs are okay, but it can be different per university
#20 - Starting Intro to Engineering next year and then Aeronautical …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Engineering 0
#21 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2013) [-]
I am at riddle, where you going?
User avatar #107 - tacobadger (07/01/2013) [-]
A bunch of my friends go to Riddle! Im over at UCF soon
#22 - quadv (07/01/2013) [-]
No clue. Still in high school but hoping to get into an aeronautical school in the future
User avatar #24 - koobzacc (07/01/2013) [-]
i took intro my senior year but i'm not sure it was immensely helpful. Make sure to take physics in high school. take physics 2 in college.
#37 - quadv (07/01/2013) [-]
Taking physics this year as well
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/01/2013) [-]
little tip form an AE major, be prepared to take it up the ass by the proffs your first year, seriously they're dicks
#43 - adriaan (07/01/2013) [-]
i can not argee with that. i think the proffs are okay, but it can be different per university
#10 - Facial hair and larger penis is worth the responsibility crap  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on son of a bitch +7
#28 - notsureifanon (07/01/2013) [-]
Don't forget drinking alcohol legally.
#111 - quadv (07/01/2013) [-]
Shhh legality means nothinnnnnnnnnnnng.
#59 - What are the creatures on the picture? I know they have to do … 07/01/2013 on nightmare fuel 11 0
#29 - Too bad I know nothing about what's going on in this picture. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2013 on nightmare fuel 11 0
User avatar #58 - ytzion (07/01/2013) [-]
It is the parody of the painting "One nation under God",that you can see clicking on this link www.shortpacked.com/McNaughton%20Fine%20Art.htm
#59 - quadv (07/01/2013) [-]
What are the creatures on the picture? I know they have to do with Cthulu or something but what are they?
#29 - I've always hated "Did you just...?"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2013 on Tumblr is Becoming Self Aware +2
User avatar #30 - patriotpenguin (06/29/2013) [-]
personally mines get out and im done/im done with this website
#7 - Noob Saibot is a god damned mother ****** in the … 06/28/2013 on Ninja Friends +4
#14 - I keep thinking of Minecraft and how awesome it would be to ha… 06/28/2013 on because +2
#13 - Money spending to suck dicks? 06/28/2013 on because 0
#35 - Why is she so angry about shaking her ass? 06/28/2013 on Now you fucked up! +2
#140 - GET LOKI'D 06/27/2013 on Loki's Kids. +21
#103 - This is from 2 years ago. Just in case there was any confusion 06/27/2013 on Character age vs Actor age +1
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