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#83 - in the U.S/Mexico picture the picture on the left is texas and…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Awesome Pictures From... +1
User avatar #95 - toyo (06/25/2013) [-]
Left is actually California
#128 - notified (06/25/2013) [-]
left is right
#64 - i hate it when people say money can't buy happiness. go give s…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Money doesn't buy you... +8
#154 - Seority (06/18/2013) [-]
It's not money that gives us happiness, but the things we buy with it do.
I would love to take a ride on that boat then have a pocket full of cotton paper.
User avatar #106 - drunkasaurus (06/18/2013) [-]
I guess no one's gonna mention the fucking volcano waterfall on that boat? For fucks sake how much money do these things cost?
User avatar #91 - lordmoldywart (06/18/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand the full meaning of the phrase.

It's deeper meaning means that you could have everything in the world with money, but if you don't have your health, or your loved ones with you, you won't be truly happy.

Those things obtained through means that don't require money mean more to us and make us happier than those that are obtained through means that do require money
User avatar #68 - baditch (06/18/2013) [-]
I think the real happiness comes from the fact that someone was nice enough to give you ten dollars, and less from the ten dollars itself.
#66 - infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-]
I hate the statement too.

Money does buy happiness

Food, shelter, video games, internet... that shit costs money and is required for happiness.

Hell even human life can be bought. Think about healthcare, or hell actual humans.
User avatar #74 - alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-]

Money will give you happiness for the first week, month, or even the first year. But look after that, it'll be old. Eventually, your happiness will be at the same level as it was when you didn't have the money. Still don't believe me? Why do you think so many millionaires commit suicide and resort to drug abuse and alcoholism? Because they aren't happy, and they're looking for happiness.
User avatar #103 - infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-]
Nigga I've been poor and miserable all my life.

I lost 10 pounds in 2 years.

Happiness is simple, food, shelter, entertainment, and peace. Yes... beautiful peace. Peace which I cannot obtain since I have no money.

Some people are just morons, but I'm a simple man. My largest desire at any given moment is good food to fill my belly. After that comes the freedom to sleep on my own schedule. After that entertainment, and after that stuff like art, writing, and invention.

Like it or not money is the key to happiness, hell without it you can't live. Because without money no food, no food; death.
User avatar #177 - alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-]
You really are a dense motherfucker if you think that money is the source of happiness.

You know that countries like Switzerland, Finland, and Norway are very developed, even more developed than the U.S in some areas. And what does that equal to? Money. Yet those countries have the highest suicide rates in the world.

I have statistics to back me up.
User avatar #178 - infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-]
I do believe I said "key"

Anyways, I believe that millions are starving in poverty right now, and I doubt they are very happy. How's that for statistics?

I could care less about suicidal morons who are blessed.
User avatar #179 - alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-]
I pity those who think that money can buy you happiness and not family, love, or games.

Bill Gates even said that "Wanting to have a million dollars is understandable. But after that, it's really the same thing."

You WILL be happy for the first several months or year. But it gets OLD. The happiness that you can extract from money is not long-lasting. I've experienced it as well. When I first bought Skyrim, I was extremely happy. But nowadays, I barely even play.

User avatar #180 - infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-]
Well, maybe you have to be in a poorer mans shoes to know how desperately important it is. Listen man, I'm getting older, I can't even support myself, much less live on my own. I'm stuck in hell because I simply can't afford to get away. If you don't think money is important, then give it all to me.

The happiness is infinite. I could get my own place, eat as a pleased, sleep as I pleased most importantly live as I pleased. Go anywhere do anything, and be free.

I've got no interest in petty fools. They can burn in hell with their unhappiness. Trash should just burn.
User avatar #181 - alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-]
No. More like you need to be in a richer man's state to know what it's like. I know how it is! You're only gonna be happy for the first couple of months, but after that, it's NOTHING SPECIAL.

Don't tell me that when you first got that phone you wanted, your level of happiness was equal to the level of happiness when you first got it.
User avatar #182 - infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-]
I've never even owned a phone. And I knew you were spoiled.

You're such a joke man, it's not about the phone, its what you do with it.

Its not about the money it's what you can do with it.

And what you can't do without it.
User avatar #183 - alltimetens (06/18/2013) [-]
Yes, I am spoiled. I came from an upper middle class family, but let me tell you this: No matter how rich you are, you are still susceptible to depression and anxiety. You and I are about as happy as each other right now.

You are not qualified to make assumptions about how happiness is a derivative of money. Money doesn't give you a sense of accomplishment. All it can do is make you feel happy for the short run.

In any scenario, I'd rather be a poor many happy than a rich man sad.
User avatar #184 - infinitereaper (06/18/2013) [-]
Oh shut the fuck up already. You're just a piece of trash. Wallow in despair motherfucker.
User avatar #185 - alltimetens (06/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, you really are a dense motherfucker, Can't provide a valid argument so you resort to your "witty" insults. Go back to your box you poor motherfucker.
User avatar #186 - infinitereaper (06/19/2013) [-]
I'm just tired of trying to speak sense into someone too self consumed to understand they aren't the only person in the universe.

Talk about dense.
#162 - fefe (06/18/2013) [-]
"Money doesn't buy you happiness" is a statement I feel is over-used and misused.

The statement, to my knowledge, is saying that money by itself does gives you happiness. Merely it's the moments and times you've had with someone. For example: Buying this volcano boat would be fun and cool but it would be kind of sad if you had no one to share it with.

What do I know though, I'm just a idiot anon to lazy to create a account.
User avatar #93 - motherduck (06/18/2013) [-]
My grandfather is a millionaire(yeah its true I met him once in my life when I was 7 but I lost all contact now,I don't even know his fucking name) and apparently he was a miserable cunt.Doing drugs and all that good stuff
#73 - fefe (06/18/2013) [-]
As much as I agree with you I find it ironic you put a gif from the great gatsby where we realize not all things can be bought with money.
#1170 - i read that as "i want to rolex"  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2013 on Would you? +11
User avatar #2090 - asmathiel (06/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I totally want to roll my ex
User avatar #1716 - sasquatchmaniaman (06/18/2013) [-]
Im still trying to figure out what it means.
#57 - bet you're tons of fun at parties.. 06/13/2013 on Goddamn. +7
#10 - that'd be a stalemate. 06/06/2013 on chess -1
#84 - i also also got 63  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2013 on How to solve life's mystery +3
User avatar #202 - wellfuckmylife (06/05/2013) [-]
I got 54... and got it three times.
God, I suck at math.
#145 - fefe (06/05/2013) [-]
congratulations you are all 28 or younger, and, reasonably, chose a random number between 8 and 17
#43 - Equalists? 06/02/2013 on Feminists +4
#105 - this seems a good a time to ask as any. Anyone have anime sug…  [+] (10 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Anime Tips 0
#147 - thefishermanofdoom (06/19/2013) [-]
Stiens;gate. the end.
User avatar #128 - Hreidmar (06/02/2013) [-]
This is one of the big Three, and so a lot of people automatically write it off as being shallow or one-track, but One Piece has really impressed me. It gets really dark at times, actually has variety in it, and almost all of the characters are really interesting. Especially once you get to around episode... 400 or so, it REALLY kicks off both in the action and character department.
User avatar #124 - lordgeneral (06/02/2013) [-]
Ao no exorcist (blue exorcist)
Durarara (DRRR)
just to name a few
User avatar #120 - rel (06/02/2013) [-]
Higurashi no Naku koro ni
#119 - nolove (06/02/2013) [-]
Its kind of new but I am obsessed with Shingeki no Kyojin its filled with action and it has a good story.
#112 - edwardscullivan (06/02/2013) [-]
DBZ, unless you hate (its yuor opininon, have it).
Angel Beats isn't very action based but it is an amazing anime nonetheless
One Piece is amazing
You said Naruto but if you didn't mean Naruto Shippuden, try that.
Avatar is aimed more at a younger audience, but still really good.
And Samurai Jack is still a ton of fun to watch, though that may be my nostalgia.
#110 - luciferiam (06/02/2013) [-]
Have you seen FMA or FMA:B? If you have seen FMA, its pretty good, BUT FMA:Brotherhood is fucking masterpiece. I could give an insane amount of recs but I'll give some of the highest quality ones.
Steins;Gate (masterpiece)
Gintama (masterpiece - of comedy.)
Psycho Pass (masterpiece)
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Code Geass
Bakuman (death note creator)
Monster (masterpiece)

That should keep you pretty busy, and ina state of ecstasy.
#111 - luciferiam (06/02/2013) [-]
Shame on me. One Piece slipped my mind. One Piece is truly a masterpiece of shounen.
User avatar #109 - rheago (06/02/2013) [-]
Samurai deeper kyo
I do advise to read the manga because the anime sucks appearently
Hunter x hunter
666 SATAN maybe? Not sure if there's an anime for this though
User avatar #107 - jacksipian (06/02/2013) [-]
try Blue Gender, after the first one or two episodes it gets really fast paced, and its not that long. It's pretty gory though, so if youre not into that, dont watch it. Theres also Elfen Lied, but that one can be super depressing at times.
#206 - "...directly targeting their face and bodies..." … 06/02/2013 on We need your support +1
#18 - Technically it's a bull pic somewhat related  [+] (10 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Why? -1
#25 - fefe (05/06/2013) [-]
you had one job
User avatar #24 - goodguygary (05/06/2013) [-]
bulls don't have udders.
#27 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/06/2013) [-]
what about dicks and horns?
User avatar #28 - goodguygary (05/06/2013) [-]
yes they do, but cows (females) can and do grow horns too.

also there is no penis to be seen in the picture, only udders
#29 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/06/2013) [-]
i thought that blue thing was a penisy thing
User avatar #30 - goodguygary (05/06/2013) [-]
nope, look closer.
#31 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/06/2013) [-]
is it just a bluey udder?
User avatar #32 - goodguygary (05/06/2013) [-]
i guess.
#33 - duckslikegrapestoo (05/06/2013) [-]
weird. well thank you for correcting me, i almost thought i was right for a moment
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