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Date Signed Up:11/26/2011
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#35 - Yup you got it!  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on From The Mixed-Up Tinder Of... 0
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#37 - bigfootluke (16 hours ago) [-]
you got good taste my man
#34 - Honestly, I'm not the best person to come for about any sort o… 16 hours ago on From The Mixed-Up Tinder Of... +2
#12 - I'm not quite desperate enough to start dating a bro. I think … 23 hours ago on From The Mixed-Up Tinder Of... +15
#11 - To be fair, I almost exclusively message weird/mean things to …  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on From The Mixed-Up Tinder Of... +18
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#15 - redknull (21 hours ago) [-]
Might be different in your area, in Norway there are so many of the 0 text profiles and just swipe for attention then they unmatch asap you write.
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#32 - wertologist (17 hours ago) [-]
Happens to me all the time and I'm in the US. I have a fuck ton of matches, but very few even responded.
#1 - These are all from my own tinder. Can you belie…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/26/2016 on From The Mixed-Up Tinder Of... +81
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#30 - comradecommissar (17 hours ago) [-]
After months of crippling depression and loathing that is tinder, I finally met a girl on it, and she is fucking amazing. Keep going nigga, it just takes time.
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#28 - syfygeek (18 hours ago) [-]
me neither man, but you're hot, you'll make it lil nigga
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#26 - kamusioso (18 hours ago) [-]
Dude, you should get that black line on your eyebrows checked by a doctor
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#19 - xgokaru (20 hours ago) [-]
OP, I've had a tinder for about a month or two now, and I've been wanting to just fuck around with the conversations like this, problem is no one is fucking matching with me. I don't know if I would pass as "Good looking" but I'm definitely not ugly. What do?
#34 - qtipd (16 hours ago) [-]
Honestly, I'm not the best person to come for about any sort of relationship advice.

To get matches though, get a three decent pictures of yourself. I just had a good hair day when I took this one. If you have to, take like 20 selfies then just pick the best.

Then write some silly shit in your bio. Besides that I really just think it's a numbers game.
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#22 - rheago (19 hours ago) [-]
Get pictures with a puppy

Shit worked for me
#16 - sethbean (21 hours ago) [-]
qtipd try this one next time

/Tinder+guide/text/5434846/
#14 - dickthebutt (22 hours ago) [-]
have you fucked any of them with this kind of stuff? i mean, it could work in the end LOL
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#13 - polarpulse (23 hours ago) [-]
heard about pluto?
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#10 - maddboiy (23 hours ago) [-]
fuck you stop being all attractive and popular with the normieeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS
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#9 - magmamax (07/27/2016) [-]
I will date you. No homo tho
#12 - qtipd (23 hours ago) [-]
I'm not quite desperate enough to start dating a bro. I think I'm gonna look for a green card marriage. You know, so she can't leave.
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#8 - redknull (07/27/2016) [-]
Tons of attention seeking whores on tinder who never reply or just unmatch you
#11 - qtipd (23 hours ago) [-]
To be fair, I almost exclusively message weird/mean things to girls. I can't really blame them for not responding.

And some actually do respond, the conversations just aren't very funny.
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#15 - redknull (21 hours ago) [-]
Might be different in your area, in Norway there are so many of the 0 text profiles and just swipe for attention then they unmatch asap you write.
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#32 - wertologist (17 hours ago) [-]
Happens to me all the time and I'm in the US. I have a fuck ton of matches, but very few even responded.
#6 - jtjas (07/27/2016) [-]
#7 - dyingalone (07/27/2016) [-]
Love me some Psych
#2 - anon (07/27/2016) [-]
man that pluto one had me hooked.
#788 - **qtipd used "*roll picture*"** **qtipd rolled image ** 05/09/2016 on Hottie Roll Scavenger Hunt +1
#35 - **** this is getting depressing. You shouldn't abstain from vo…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/01/2016 on body positive feminists for... +9
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#61 - captchakid (05/01/2016) [-]
But he doesn't have any more insane of propositions than does Bernie or Hillary.
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#66 - robinwilliamson (05/01/2016) [-]
You're calling Eisenhower and John F. Kennedy insane?
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#67 - captchakid (05/01/2016) [-]
No? I said Trump's ideas aren't more 'insane' than the ideas of Bernie or Hillary.
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#68 - robinwilliamson (05/01/2016) [-]
Bernie shares almost identical positions to JFK and Eisenhower, as well as a few with FDR. That's a pretty broad definition of insane.
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#39 - thedugster (05/01/2016) [-]
It's crazy isnt it? We're electing someone to the most important office in America, and everyone cares about his hair and how racist he might be instead of his tax plan, which would raise our national debt considerably and lower taxes on everyone, but benefit the rich the most
#46 - ruderoody (05/01/2016) [-]
Dont forget that it'll also lower the amount of money available for government spending in areas such as welfare and benefits for veterans.
#55 - revelent (05/01/2016) [-]
Both of which he supposedly wants to put money into, who knows from where the fuck.
#45 - As lower middle class you would benefit from Bernies Proposed … 05/01/2016 on pol BTFO by anti-Trump memes +7
#84 - I predict Paul Ryan will be the republican nominee  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on LOL 0
#89 - telosxiv (04/27/2016) [-]
I think they'll wanna keep Ryan as speaker. For the nominee I predict
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#1213 - **qtipd used "*roll picture*"** **qtipd rolled image ** 03/28/2016 on Mystery Amazon Package 0
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