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qazzuiop

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
Last Login:4/07/2014
Location:Omnomnom Nyan
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Content Thumbs: 25789 total,  27999 ,  2210
Comment Thumbs: 5908 total,  7334 ,  1426
Content Level Progress: 78.6% (786/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
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Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:5
Content Views:547401
Times Content Favorited:2151 times
Total Comments Made:1676
FJ Points:11795
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latest user's comments

#147 - yfw 11/05/2012 on XXX +32
#106 - mfw 11/05/2012 on intelligent title +1
#235 - I don't care for items, so glad to trade.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on storebought's profile 0
User avatar #236 - storebought (11/04/2012) [-]
yeah i figured. so i just gave you items that would make people who went to your profile go WOW thats a cool profile lol
#525 - you did this America. You had your chance. And you still have … 11/04/2012 on Election... 0
#645 - WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME? 11/04/2012 on Death of Nyan Cat +3
#60 - yes oh, and I love this thread 11/04/2012 on The Doctor 0
#17 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2012 on The Doctor +18
User avatar #28 - marconde (11/04/2012) [-]
woa, i'm new watching Doctor Who,
there is one episode with Hitler?
#60 - qazzuiop (11/04/2012) [-]
yes

oh, and I love this thread
#50 - foxxyfox (11/04/2012) [-]
Bit behind dude, that was last season, we're way past Hitler and moved on to Bin Laden.
User avatar #65 - marconde (11/04/2012) [-]
damn, i'm in season 2
still awesome every episode
User avatar #149 - ihavenipplez (11/04/2012) [-]
Just wait till Doomsday

I was drowning in my own tears.
#31 - ccarpio (11/04/2012) [-]
yep
User avatar #33 - marconde (11/04/2012) [-]
I can't wait for watch it!
#145 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2012 on Wifi +1
#250 - ILikeGreen (11/04/2012) [-]
Bring it ;)
#38 - mfw bad wolf  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2012 on Well fuck. +7
User avatar #45 - thatommygun (10/25/2012) [-]
I see it... What you did... Clever.
#55 - Picture 10/25/2012 on Put A Leash On This Nigger +3
#36 - What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Twilight die? +11
#39 - SPEK (10/20/2012) [-]
#40 - SPEK (10/20/2012) [-]
Neither of those gifs worked. Well fuck
#37 - SPEK has deleted their comment.
#33 - When was you when Twilight was die? >At home, watc…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Twilight die? +10
#68 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [-]
same
#38 - cartrman (10/20/2012) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at Halloween Men vs Women **
Wat
#35 - SPEK (10/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #36 - qazzuiop (10/19/2012) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#39 - SPEK (10/20/2012) [-]
#40 - SPEK (10/20/2012) [-]
Neither of those gifs worked. Well fuck
#37 - SPEK has deleted their comment.
#76 - but I've always liked Werthers Originals :( 10/18/2012 on Relationships +6
#83 - it pains me when we have presidential candidates who are BOTH …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Mitt Romney -3
User avatar #142 - churrundo (10/18/2012) [-]
it's like south park's episode four years ago!
User avatar #126 - chezburgadominator (10/18/2012) [-]
Well I don't believe that's the truth, that's what you believe. Of course their ideas are extremely similiar, that's the point of the voting, to fuck with the common people. Then again their means of achieving these goals are different.

Then again, it does look like something was up at those debates, they looked like they were about to burst out laughing at each other and say "Fuck all of you dumbasses".
#220 - Hitler in a bowtie. Cool. 10/14/2012 on Nothing To See Here +3
#50 - Gah, I can never stand parties like that. Bright lights and lo… 10/14/2012 on UNCE UNCE UNCE 0
#127 - All this **** happened after things like TLC and MTV we… 10/13/2012 on What... THE fuck America +2
#31 - lol, I love it when people try to act like Obama/Biden and Rom…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on It's kind of hard.... -1
#34 - gammagammalover (10/12/2012) [-]
I can tell you right now that we will never realize that as a country
#30 - Comment deleted 10/12/2012 on It's kind of hard.... 0
#24 - mfw hitler 10/12/2012 on How WWII Should Have Ended +5
#127 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on VP Debate in a nutshell -1
User avatar #137 - avolition (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm guessing you mixed up their names, because all I'm hearing about is Biden's smirk.
#307 - mfw It is by birthday tomorrow.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2012 on All of my want +8
User avatar #324 - Natendragon (10/12/2012) [-]
You and me both!
#46 - AW **** , HOUSE IN THE HOUSE. 10/08/2012 on Are you sure +15
#24 - I'M THE ******* ONCOMING STORM, BITCH. 10/08/2012 on Fear me +9
#27 - There is no I in team, but there is a "me", if you j… 10/08/2012 on I knew it. 0

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User avatar #1 - xxbeastlyxx (05/29/2012) [-]
So I heard you can box.
#2 to #10 - qazzuiop (05/29/2012) [-]
I *just* replied to that comment before you posted this...
I *just* replied to that comment before you posted this...
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