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Date Signed Up:5/30/2011
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#27 - only master gif I have 1234 1234 1234 1234 1234 09/07/2012 on The sound of drums +2
#63 - Picture 09/07/2012 on Cool +3
#124 - Picture 09/05/2012 on well...i'll be damned +2
#127 - HE MUST PRODUCE MAGNIFICENT AMOUNTS OF LACTIC FLUIDS. 09/04/2012 on GLORY!!!! +6
#1 - da fuq is tumbr supposed to do? Throw some gifs and scene girl… 09/04/2012 on 9/11 operation:BUKKAKE 0
#33 - Jennifer. pls. sthap. 09/04/2012 on never leaving the house... +2
#86 - Picture 09/04/2012 on Eggs-terminate +1
#71 - We shouldn't raise or lower taxes. Taxes aren't the issue, rea… 09/04/2012 on Good Guy Gates +1
#148 - Picture 09/04/2012 on EpicAnon's profile 0
#249 - it's a starving dog, does it know that chewing a baby is wrong…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2012 on That cat has bad timing -2
User avatar #257 - theoriginalzombie (09/05/2012) [-]
By your logic, animals are allowed to act on instinct and feeling but humans are not. If any animal mauled my baby, I would give it the slowest, most painful death humanly (no pun intended) possible. Why? Because I have protective instincts just like them. If a dog accepts a family as its pack (they are wolves after all) and can't realize that the youth should be protected at all costs, then they are failures not only in society's eyes but also within the boundaries of the laws of nature as well. Starving dogs can go fuck themselves if they think turning on the family that protects them grants them immunity because they're infallible by nature
#84 - false, the PARENTS are the ones to blame here, the cat and kid…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2012 on That cat has bad timing +13
User avatar #110 - theoriginalzombie (09/04/2012) [-]
I gotta say, I love animals but even I think it's complete bullshit how they're seemingly NEVER at fault. I saw a video of a dog getting spaded to death because it chewed on the guy's baby and people were still defending the dog.
User avatar #249 - qazzuiop (09/04/2012) [-]
it's a starving dog, does it know that chewing a baby is wrong? Does it deserve a painful torturous spading to death because it was following it's instinct to survive? Now, if this was a human who chewed on a baby, maybe I can understand, but a dog? A starving dog nonetheless?
User avatar #257 - theoriginalzombie (09/05/2012) [-]
By your logic, animals are allowed to act on instinct and feeling but humans are not. If any animal mauled my baby, I would give it the slowest, most painful death humanly (no pun intended) possible. Why? Because I have protective instincts just like them. If a dog accepts a family as its pack (they are wolves after all) and can't realize that the youth should be protected at all costs, then they are failures not only in society's eyes but also within the boundaries of the laws of nature as well. Starving dogs can go fuck themselves if they think turning on the family that protects them grants them immunity because they're infallible by nature
User avatar #120 - pencilartist (09/04/2012) [-]
Animals are never at fault because it's the common perception that they are innocent from nature and instead become corrupted from man.

The fault can almost always be placed on man, I believe, because animals are animals. Their instincts do not follow man made laws, so really the one going against the grain here is man.
#126 - that's only if it is legitimating twinning 09/03/2012 on Drowning 0
#93 - What the **** man, get out of my ******* … 09/03/2012 on Perception 0
#114 - ▲ ▲ ▲                     ▲ … 09/02/2012 on They All Said It Was... -3
#60 - Comment deleted 09/02/2012 on Adulthood +18
#77 - 1234 1234 1234 1234 1234 1234  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on the sound of drums +1
User avatar #85 - gravegraffiti (09/02/2012) [-]
He has the most annoying fucking laugh....

But it's addictive.
#64 - who's the faggot now? 09/02/2012 on Also I Didn't Shower This... 0
#14 - NO DONNA, DON'T TURN LEFT  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on title +6
#38 - rageattheusername (09/02/2012) [-]
#374 - Comment deleted 09/02/2012 on One in a million, baby 0
#39 - That's why you should always wear a bowtie and a fez wherever you are.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2012 on Also I Didn't Shower This... +4
#41 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Sure, if you want to look like a faggot.
#64 - qazzuiop (09/02/2012) [-]
who's the faggot now?
#226 - Some people would use this as proof of the grand illuminati plot. 09/02/2012 on Mother of God... +28
#209 - we can still have our own thread  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on Poor Hobbs +1
#210 - tariv (09/02/2012) [-]
Not at this rate.
#3038 - Picture 09/02/2012 on Dance Party! 0
#99 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Poor Hobbs +2
#135 - tariv (09/01/2012) [-]
Gee Funnyjunk, thanks for telling me somebody replied to my comment. I would have loved a Doctor Who thread.
#209 - qazzuiop (09/02/2012) [-]
we can still have our own thread
#210 - tariv (09/02/2012) [-]
Not at this rate.
#411 - mfw we should vote Saxon.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Fucking polatiks +7
User avatar #447 - daslasher (09/01/2012) [-]
but what if morgan freeman became president.....how would life be
#433 - heartlessrobot (09/01/2012) [-]
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Or Saxton.
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User avatar #1 - xxbeastlyxx (05/29/2012) [-]
So I heard you can box.
#2 to #10 - qazzuiop (05/29/2012) [-]
I *just* replied to that comment before you posted this...
I *just* replied to that comment before you posted this...
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