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Date Signed Up:4/05/2012
Last Login:7/23/2014
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Content Ranking:#3492
Comment Ranking:#37200
Highest Content Rank:#408
Highest Comment Rank:#283
Content Thumbs: 10172 total,  11811 ,  1639
Comment Thumbs: 6753 total,  7071 ,  318
Content Level Progress: 84% (84/100)
Level 185 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 186 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:491755
Times Content Favorited:437 times
Total Comments Made:465
FJ Points:14199

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#36 - They said it is untranslatable, did they even check the fj com…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2014 on Green Lantern Facts- Indigo... 0
User avatar #41 - bhartigan (04/03/2014) [-]
I do not believe that is the actual Oath, I believe it is a well made fan oath, the real oath has two names Abin Sur's and Nostromo's so I belive that Nostromos name would also be in the oath
User avatar #46 - qazsa (04/04/2014) [-]
Ah I see what you mean, they were trying to play with, get me with the old bopple donger, thank you very much for clearing that up.
#646 - Rip in pepperonis shrekis 04/01/2014 on joshlol's profile 0
#91 - lmao go get rekt agen by Sekai 03/30/2014 on mfw my friend started... 0
#89 - nuh uh i dun thin so matey  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on mfw my friend started... 0
User avatar #90 - makotoitou (03/30/2014) [-]
yuh uh i does
User avatar #91 - qazsa (03/30/2014) [-]
lmao go get rekt agen by Sekai
#87 - Says the guy named after the protag of School Days lmao  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2014 on mfw my friend started... 0
User avatar #88 - makotoitou (03/30/2014) [-]
uncl dolan pls i has swig
User avatar #89 - qazsa (03/30/2014) [-]
nuh uh i dun thin so matey
User avatar #90 - makotoitou (03/30/2014) [-]
yuh uh i does
User avatar #91 - qazsa (03/30/2014) [-]
lmao go get rekt agen by Sekai
#14 - British people be jealous. 03/30/2014 on Harsh horse 0
#41 - That's the thing, I'm always board. 03/29/2014 on Dear Old Friend +2
#29 - Wow such a funny comment, how do I become as funny as you and …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on Dear Old Friend 0
User avatar #34 - jacklane (03/29/2014) [-]
Have you ever been so board that you say to yourself, "I wonder what someones reaction would be if I said this?" I do this all the time. I just post shit to see what happens. Sometimes I come across stuff with some pretty strange comments and it makes me roll on the floor, laughing my ass off.

Have you ever seen someone and asked yourself, "I wonder what would happen if I just hauled off and punched them square in the fuckin nose?" Oh my god, I'll think this and just start laughing, so hard. Then, someone will ask, "What? What's so funny?" And I'm like, "Don't worry, it's nothing." And they're perplexed, all while I'm imagining their reaction to being punched in the face.

#41 - qazsa (03/29/2014) [-]
That's the thing, I'm always board.
#15 - I voted for you because your's seemed like the best to me, not… 03/28/2014 on I fucking won +1
#177 - I never said they don't cheat lol.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Sexual Encounters 0
#195 - jeffdaniels (03/27/2014) [-]
Alright, so what's the bullshit 'girls weren't nice to you in school' comment about, since you're basically agreeing with at least that point
#116 - "A majority of girls will do the same exact thing" …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Sexual Encounters +12
#175 - jeffdaniels (03/26/2014) [-]
Lmao, so you really think girls don't cheat? What fantasyland are you living in?
User avatar #177 - qazsa (03/26/2014) [-]
I never said they don't cheat lol.
#195 - jeffdaniels (03/27/2014) [-]
Alright, so what's the bullshit 'girls weren't nice to you in school' comment about, since you're basically agreeing with at least that point
#6 - Banned 03/23/2014 on /v/ plays the sims: an epic... +53
#4 - You tried to do a sarcastic content about oc as if to get thum… 03/22/2014 on Because Somebody's Got To... +1
#35 - You are doing god's work. 03/22/2014 on TPB +1
#48 - "why a person the a content would act in such ways"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on MFW I check my content... 0
User avatar #49 - dehnoobshow (03/22/2014) [-]
I worded it wrong.
I meant like, why would a dickwad act like that towards, let's say, a girl.
people misinterpret what I'm trying to say for some bullshit about the guy being right and the girl being a whore and whole bunch of bullshit.
It happens to me more often than you'd think.
#40 - Timezones yo. 03/22/2014 on MFW I check my content... 0
#115 - Woah is that highschool of the dead I see stacked up there, dirty git. 03/22/2014 on Yuuzhan Vong +2
#26 - You cant use stupid comparisons to justify points. I can't say…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on The importance of 1... +5
#49 - mutantunicorn (03/22/2014) [-]
nah mate, its like you can drink milk, and be fine. but you can also drink poison but that would kill you.
#19 - Yeah I know man like I don't know if people just thumb less bu… 03/20/2014 on Content getting in the top 200 0
#16 - I was more so referring to the event being what was stated in …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Content getting in the top 200 0
User avatar #18 - northway (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah of course, that's why i thumb you up. Is just it used to require at least 1000 thumb to get to the front page, and now it is hardly to see anyone who can exceed 3000 thumb.
User avatar #19 - qazsa (03/20/2014) [-]
Yeah I know man like I don't know if people just thumb less but the bar is certainly lower.
#14 - It is spirited away mah nigga.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Content getting in the top 200 +1
#17 - justleaving (03/20/2014) [-]
beat me to it
great movie
#9 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Slideshow Bob +1
User avatar #10 - buttlord (03/20/2014) [-]
women cant be mexican. they can be burrito though
#7 - Lol yeah ok senor grasshopper you almost got me, with a name l…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Slideshow Bob 0
User avatar #8 - buttlord (03/20/2014) [-]
and with a name like qazsa im guessing you're mexican? or a woman
#9 - qazsa (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - buttlord (03/20/2014) [-]
women cant be mexican. they can be burrito though
#5 - Because you can't read.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Slideshow Bob 0
User avatar #6 - buttlord (03/20/2014) [-]
but im white
User avatar #7 - qazsa (03/20/2014) [-]
Lol yeah ok senor grasshopper you almost got me, with a name like buttlord you aren't fooling anyone.
User avatar #8 - buttlord (03/20/2014) [-]
and with a name like qazsa im guessing you're mexican? or a woman
#9 - qazsa (03/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - buttlord (03/20/2014) [-]
women cant be mexican. they can be burrito though
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on Thumb this or you cant for... 0
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User avatar #12 to #11 - qazsa (03/18/2014) [-]
What did it feel like having a cardiac arrest?
User avatar #13 to #12 - ghettograndpa (03/18/2014) [-]
it hurt
User avatar #14 to #13 - qazsa (03/18/2014) [-]
Did you start having it out of the blue or was there a reason for it?
User avatar #15 to #14 - ghettograndpa (03/19/2014) [-]
I've had arrythmia since I was 14(I'm 27 now), was told I won't live past 20 when it was diagnosed.
User avatar #16 to #15 - qazsa (03/19/2014) [-]
ah that sucks, kind of a shitty thing to be told when you are 14, but at least you aren't deaded yet.
User avatar #6 - alltimetens (03/31/2013) [-]
What the fuck have you DONE?!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #7 to #6 - qazsa (03/31/2013) [-]
I have done what was needed.
User avatar #10 to #7 - alltimetens (03/31/2013) [-]
You monster
#1 - vinlandknight (03/31/2013) [-]
Do you see the posts, we did this friend, we did this
User avatar #4 to #1 - qazsa (03/31/2013) [-]
I couldn't of done it without you
User avatar #5 to #4 - vinlandknight (03/31/2013) [-]
You deserve all the credit.
User avatar #8 to #5 - qazsa (03/31/2013) [-]
No, we deserve the credit
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