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Interests: long walks on the beach, kissing in the rain, exterminating the jews, the whole shebang
Date Signed Up:5/12/2011
Last Login:6/09/2014
Location:hogwarts nigga
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#251 - back to the future- marty travels back to 1955, makes a major …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Movie Plot Flaws and Fails 0
User avatar #299 - allcontent (04/22/2012) [-]
What if you have already met your future self, or son, or maybe even your parents from the past? Would you recognize them or would they look like the normal strangers you see every day?
User avatar #301 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
well if i spent a significant amount of time with them, then yes.
#393 - and fyi, they didnt "steal" the abbey road cover, th… 04/22/2012 on red foreman meets a gay couple +1
#388 - ugh, is this the next justin beiber? can we please just ignore…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on red foreman meets a gay couple +1
User avatar #393 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
and fyi, they didnt "steal" the abbey road cover, they took a picture of them posing it. they arnt selling it or putting it on their album cover or some shit, i looked into a couple articles about it, theyre just having fun,calm down bro
#257 - thank you sir. and yeah, maybe someone will go for it. friended. 04/22/2012 on The difference +1
#63 - 837+2729=3566 that is a smart add 04/22/2012 on Smart add +4
#250 - how would you feel is after all that time and effort put into …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2012 on The difference +2
#273 - BigFlappyLips (04/22/2012) [-]
I actually felt sorry for you, and when I saw this comment I had to reread your earlier comment. I haven't laughed so hard in so fucking long, you sir, are a fucking god.
User avatar #276 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
appreciated. read more of em, i tried to stay in character
#291 - BigFlappyLips (04/22/2012) [-]
Yeah I read them haha, I couldn't stop laughing, honestly you did it so well.
#254 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
I lol'd so fucking much, haha. You bastard.
Well played. :p

But hey, maybe somebody will read this and take the advice I gave. You never know, haha.
But well played, my friend. Well played.
User avatar #257 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
thank you sir. and yeah, maybe someone will go for it. friended.
#111 - lawyer dog 04/22/2012 on Dog +31
#107 - dis heres my dawg. kids name is t bone 04/22/2012 on Dog +34
#237 - jesus christ dude, thats some advice. how long did it take for…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2012 on The difference 0
#244 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
Little while, haha.

Sorry, I just kinda get sick of all these "Woe is me, I got friendzoned hardcore" kinda posts. Not trying to be mean or anything, but understand what I mean, lol. :p

I've been friendzoned. I have friendzoned.

I was in love with my best female friend for a year.
But then I realized... I'm young. Why should I devote myself to her when clearly she doesn't want me (at this point, I had already told her I had feelings for her).
I moved on. Met new people. Had some good relationships and shitty ones.

But I'm happy where I am. I have an awesome female friend who I can come to for anything (even sexual advice. That's how not-awkward it is now, haha).

My point being, go for it. Your happiness and self-respect is all you have in the end.
And if loving someone makes you feel constantly like shit, then that's not healthy and you need to do something about it.

Things will work out for the best in the end. Trust me, dude. They will.

#250 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
how would you feel is after all that time and effort put into to typing those two responces that it turned out that i pretended to be spongebob describing his love for sandy cheeks, and that im not actually going through any of this at all?
#273 - BigFlappyLips (04/22/2012) [-]
I actually felt sorry for you, and when I saw this comment I had to reread your earlier comment. I haven't laughed so hard in so fucking long, you sir, are a fucking god.
User avatar #276 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
appreciated. read more of em, i tried to stay in character
#291 - BigFlappyLips (04/22/2012) [-]
Yeah I read them haha, I couldn't stop laughing, honestly you did it so well.
#254 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
I lol'd so fucking much, haha. You bastard.
Well played. :p

But hey, maybe somebody will read this and take the advice I gave. You never know, haha.
But well played, my friend. Well played.
User avatar #257 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
thank you sir. and yeah, maybe someone will go for it. friended.
#50 - the outside world is a dangerous place  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Playing +111
#99 - gingerfuntime (04/22/2012) [-]
Name ^
#73 - mukashi (04/22/2012) [-]
I fucking LOLED
#233 - dude, closest thing i get is when we are doing karate together… 04/22/2012 on The difference 0
#230 - yeah, a lot of my friends are having it. but i get it with the… 04/22/2012 on The difference 0
#226 - theres literally no other girls in my town. theres my teacher …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on The difference +1
#236 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
Must suck living in a small town. There's internet dating you know? I'm not like, being sarcastic just trying to help. It doesn't sound like you'll get anywhere with this girl. And you know, once you start meeting other girls, I bet she'll start to look less glamorous :]
#217 - squirrels* oh wait... 04/22/2012 on The difference +1
#91 - freshman year- 9 page history paper. margins set to 1.1 inches… 04/22/2012 on Doing it right.... +4
#347 - so we hate them because they want to be like the beatles?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2012 on red foreman meets a gay couple 0
User avatar #352 - thethread (04/22/2012) [-]
No, they're trying to replace them. Plus the songs they sing aren't really all that good. Listen to them, see what you think. Everyone's entitled to an opinion, just don't let others know about it and you'll be golden.
User avatar #388 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
ugh, is this the next justin beiber? can we please just ignore these guys if we dont like them, and not make 20589014753259 jokes about how they suck each others cocks? thats going to get old in a jiffy
User avatar #393 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
and fyi, they didnt "steal" the abbey road cover, they took a picture of them posing it. they arnt selling it or putting it on their album cover or some shit, i looked into a couple articles about it, theyre just having fun,calm down bro
#204 - Bitches, you know nothing about friendzones. for over 10 years…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/22/2012 on The difference +5
#262 - madmaxx (04/22/2012) [-]
So just because you are nice to her that means she should fall in love with you? Remember that men and women are wired differently. While men are looking for a nice woman, because females, in pretty much every species, take care of the offspring. The males on the other hand, should be defending the 'nest'. This is why women go for the jocks, the bodybuilders, etc. The strength, and the agressiveness, is what women really need in a man, even if it is only on a subconcious level. So that is why they go after the 'assholes'. Dont take it personally, but use it to your advantage.
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#235 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
Seriously? You're fucking kidding me, dude.
You like her so much? Got three words for you.

GROW. A. PAIR.

Seriously, tell her. Tell her how much you like her and how much she means to you. Tell her how you have wanted her and that you want a chance. Tell her how much you think he's an asshole and that you don't like how he treats you (and if he's an ass to her, tell her you want to kick his ass). Work out, work on that self-confidence level. Practice on a close friend (preferably female. Follow this path for advice: Female > Guy who understands women really well > Gay man > Regular guy> your mirror and yourself).
You truly love her? Then freaking tell her, dude.
I'm not saying she'll dump the douche and throw her arms around you and marry you. That pretty much only happens in movies.
But you'll feel much better. And maybe she'll want to be with you. Maybe she has loved you, but never made a move because she didn't think you liked her.
And maybe, possibly, she could never want to see you again.

Or maybe she'll want to give it a chance.
You've got nothing to lose, dude. A good friend could be lost. But you (and her) can always meet new people. And maybe meet each other again in the future if that happens.
But you will lose all that built up feelings you had for her.
You'll gain respect for yourself. And be willing to move on if she doesn't take you.
Trust me, I did all that myself.
And it worked. She became one of the best relationships I ever had. 2 years, until she got a really amazing job offer.
And I said for her to take it. Because I knew it's be better for her in the long run.
But that's how it happened to me. It'll likely be different for you.
Maybe better. Maybe worst.
But go for it. Sieze the day and make it.
Trust me. It's for the best.
<Pic somewhat related but not really.
Oh, and don't rape her.
#239 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
Oh, and if you can't think of risking that...

Then move the fuck on. Ultimately, you, not anyone else, is responsible for your happiness.

And if she's killing you, then move. The fuck. On.
You don't have to devote yourself to one girl that's never going to be with you.

Be happy, man.
User avatar #237 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
jesus christ dude, thats some advice. how long did it take for you to type all of that?
#244 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
Little while, haha.

Sorry, I just kinda get sick of all these "Woe is me, I got friendzoned hardcore" kinda posts. Not trying to be mean or anything, but understand what I mean, lol. :p

I've been friendzoned. I have friendzoned.

I was in love with my best female friend for a year.
But then I realized... I'm young. Why should I devote myself to her when clearly she doesn't want me (at this point, I had already told her I had feelings for her).
I moved on. Met new people. Had some good relationships and shitty ones.

But I'm happy where I am. I have an awesome female friend who I can come to for anything (even sexual advice. That's how not-awkward it is now, haha).

My point being, go for it. Your happiness and self-respect is all you have in the end.
And if loving someone makes you feel constantly like shit, then that's not healthy and you need to do something about it.

Things will work out for the best in the end. Trust me, dude. They will.

#250 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
how would you feel is after all that time and effort put into to typing those two responces that it turned out that i pretended to be spongebob describing his love for sandy cheeks, and that im not actually going through any of this at all?
#273 - BigFlappyLips (04/22/2012) [-]
I actually felt sorry for you, and when I saw this comment I had to reread your earlier comment. I haven't laughed so hard in so fucking long, you sir, are a fucking god.
User avatar #276 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
appreciated. read more of em, i tried to stay in character
#291 - BigFlappyLips (04/22/2012) [-]
Yeah I read them haha, I couldn't stop laughing, honestly you did it so well.
#254 - apocalypseboyz (04/22/2012) [-]
I lol'd so fucking much, haha. You bastard.
Well played. :p

But hey, maybe somebody will read this and take the advice I gave. You never know, haha.
But well played, my friend. Well played.
User avatar #257 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
thank you sir. and yeah, maybe someone will go for it. friended.
#220 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
Why would you spend 10 years chasing her when she obviously doesn't think of you that way? You're not her type. You think its impossible to not fall in love with your best friend, but it is. it most definitely is. We do it all the time with our girlfriends. As for the beefhead, that's the type of guy she likes hun. Maybe she likes his sense of humor.

But, there's a way out of the friendzone. Become what she likes. I know it sounds terrible but you're bestfriend material, not boyfriend material. If you think she's worth that much, then maybe its what you'll have to do. If you don't want to lose yourself (and really, you shouldn't have/want to) then go for another girl. Stop this now, because the way you describe it sounds like you're starting to resent her, which isn't good.
User avatar #226 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
theres literally no other girls in my town. theres my teacher who gets pretty bloated and hates me because im a horrific student, and this fucking whale, whose also a lot younger than i am and my bosses daughter. so its her or nothing
#236 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
Must suck living in a small town. There's internet dating you know? I'm not like, being sarcastic just trying to help. It doesn't sound like you'll get anywhere with this girl. And you know, once you start meeting other girls, I bet she'll start to look less glamorous :]
#223 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
maybe he really likes her you dick, you ever think of that? and maybe one day she will like him, dont hate on him for admitting his feelings, it takes heart and balls to do that, come on man
#234 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
If its been ten years it probably won't happen. Sad, but true, no offense to qazaibomb. And really, after one year it should have ended. That's how resentment builds.
#218 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
I am grown man, married now, but I know the feel you are having, when I was younger there was a hot chick I really wanted to bang, I did get to bang her but only once, she did friend zone me for a while, but one day she was all over me and she did let me hit, I was happy as fuck and still remember it to this day and it happened 13 years ago, jus keep at it, it will pay off
User avatar #233 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
dude, closest thing i get is when we are doing karate together. other than that im pretty much dead space. but ill keep at it thanks, i hope she likes pineapples
#214 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
I feel ya bro... I know that feeling too... goddam love
User avatar #230 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
yeah, a lot of my friends are having it. but i get it with them, like my best friend is a lazy fuck and is pretty disgusting. my co worker is kind of a jackass. oh, and my boss is a tightwad, so he wont buy people gifts or anything. i cant figure out whats wrong with me
#211 - anonymous (04/22/2012) [-]
keep your head up bro, theres other fish out there in the sea
#217 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
squirrels*

oh wait...
#329 - and they are advertising on youtube?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2012 on red foreman meets a gay couple 0
#333 - thethread (04/22/2012) [-]
No they're a shitty boy band that stole the Beatles cover art for Abbey road and try to be the 'new Beatles'. Needless to say they can't be allowed to live much longer.
User avatar #347 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
so we hate them because they want to be like the beatles?
User avatar #352 - thethread (04/22/2012) [-]
No, they're trying to replace them. Plus the songs they sing aren't really all that good. Listen to them, see what you think. Everyone's entitled to an opinion, just don't let others know about it and you'll be golden.
User avatar #388 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
ugh, is this the next justin beiber? can we please just ignore these guys if we dont like them, and not make 20589014753259 jokes about how they suck each others cocks? thats going to get old in a jiffy
User avatar #393 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
and fyi, they didnt "steal" the abbey road cover, they took a picture of them posing it. they arnt selling it or putting it on their album cover or some shit, i looked into a couple articles about it, theyre just having fun,calm down bro
#84 - related 04/22/2012 on Good luck +12
#82 - Picture 04/22/2012 on Good luck +8
#79 - why on earth do we have a channel called evil ****** ?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on Good luck +40
User avatar #102 - bananarowboat (04/22/2012) [-]
its nigger gigger and evil federation posts. I was wondering the same thing so i clicked to see what it was
#92 - bawsbattle (04/22/2012) [-]
For this is the internet, now if you look to your left you'll see porn, if you look to your right you'll see porn, and if you notice we're now passing through eBay.
#78 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on Doing it right.... +33
#79 - trinitex (04/22/2012) [-]
ok
#88 - oh thats right, his name is ****** 04/22/2012 on Where did he come from? +16
#87 - well since when was pokemon totally logical? "oh…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on Where did he come from? +16
#88 - qazaibomb (04/22/2012) [-]
oh thats right, his name is nigger
#75 - Picture 04/22/2012 on Doing it right.... +23

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User avatar #69 - ifuckbabies **User deleted account** (07/18/2012) [-]
You are my soulmate...
#70 to #69 - qazaibomb (07/19/2012) [-]
i feel an instant connect with you, mr. ***********
#36 - megabawwman (01/05/2012) [-]
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#41 to #42 - qazaibomb (01/05/2012) [-]
why did you do this to me?
why did you do this to me?
User avatar #33 - sherpa (12/19/2011) [-]
I;m your secret santa also!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ssXJtzFOjA
Merry Christmas!
#34 to #34 - qazaibomb (12/19/2011) [-]
thanks man. you too.
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#28 to #28 - qazaibomb (12/01/2011) [-]
thanks for accepting me
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User avatar #23 - sirgawain (11/25/2011) [-]
the fat black woman in the back of the theater = Kim Jong = Dictator of North Korea?
User avatar #25 to #24 - qazaibomb (11/25/2011) [-]
i deleted my comment to repost it with the pic
#24 to #24 - qazaibomb (11/25/2011) [-]
this is what he acctually looks like. the kim jong il thing is a joke
User avatar #26 to #25 - sirgawain (11/25/2011) [-]
I know that, It's a joke meant to be used, that I believe most of FJ has been accustomed to.
User avatar #20 to #19 - qazaibomb (10/16/2011) [-]
not too shabby haha
#15 to #14 - hilawlious (10/16/2011) [-]
**hilawlious rolls 44** This is how it's going down, but hopefully we succeed.
User avatar #21 to #15 - ttommyfresh (11/10/2011) [-]
**ttommyfresh rolls 99**
#16 to #15 - qazaibomb (10/16/2011) [-]
well 						****					 haha
well **** haha
User avatar #12 - hilawlious (10/16/2011) [-]
Wow you're in top users right now! Nice man!
#13 to #12 - qazaibomb (10/16/2011) [-]
I WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS thankyou
User avatar #11 - vorkuta (10/15/2011) [-]
Raped.
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