No.

actually what OP wrote is perfactly fine in German..
I think i found a pretty good example:
Man liest(like OP wrote it=read) ein Buch, man least(=leasing) ein Auto und man ließ alle Sorgen hinter sich (one left all worries behind)

Ich Liebe Dich

lol no one learns german because its so hard
our language is something pretty nice

Na, ich lerne doch Deutsch.
bin aber selbst ein Russe ._.

Ich bin eine Deutsche und lerne gerade russisch.

Irgendwie lustig.

echt?! ._.

naja, was heißt 'lerne gerade'..

Ich bin in Russland geboren worden, hab aber schon vor meinem 3. Lebensjahr das Land verlassen. Jetzt lebe ich seit über 20 Jahren in Deutschland. Ich kann ein wenig russisch sprechen und ich verstehe die Basics der Sprache, aber alles darüber hinaus ist praktisch nicht vorhanden.

Also hab ich vor einigen Monaten angefangen, mir das lesen und schreiben beizubringen, indem ich Puschkins Gedichte gelesen, abgeschrieben und übersetzt habe.

So viel dazu :)

Und woher kommst du so?

Ich war schon paar Mal in Sachsen, Nordrhein und Meck-Pomm (:
Komme dann wieder zu studieren, weil ich erst noch in Russland bin.

Ich wohne im stolzen Bayern ;)
aaaaber ... eigentlich ist das ja so nicht ganz richtig, weil das Frankenland ja eigentlich fast schon so ein kleiner Bundesstaat für sich ist, ne? :)

Ich hab Freunde in Sachsen und Familie in Nordrhein-Westfalen. Da bin ich also auch mehr oder weniger regelmäßig..
Wo studierst du denn? Und was studierst du? (Ich find sowas immer ziemlich spannend :D)

Me either.

doch schon, aber den hab ich nicht auf englisch gefunden...

http://static.notfunny.com/main.html

anscheinend nicht

HE HAS A PACT WHIT SATAN

well the truth can hurt, bro

You just proved my point with that sentence. All gnazis just committed suicide.

I have a feeling that your IQ score is the same as your shoe number.

wow. did not knew that it is that easy to find those "shy"-faggots

well the truth can hurt, bro

You just proved my point with that sentence. All gnazis just committed suicide.

maybe we just like to listen.....

I know that feeling.
I just love listening to what other people say (at least, if it's by choice...)

Perhaps because they're shy or hesitant to talk and don't feel the need to show their balls to everyone unless someone asks them to do so? Or because they're just not good at conversing.

yeah.... and?
they still dont talk and this destroys the mood for everyone else.

I have a feeling that your IQ score is the same as your shoe number.

wow. did not knew that it is that easy to find those "shy"-faggots

well the truth can hurt, bro

You just proved my point with that sentence. All gnazis just committed suicide.

were the Friday after thanksgiving all stores have supposed extreme sales on most of their products. this causes everyone to rush to the stores which now are opening at midnight and causing havoc and long lines. the funny thing is except for clothes, many of these deals are limited offers and really not even worth all the hassle.

All-American free for all. TO THE DEATH

happens in Europe as well.
check Sweden and Norway.
They had a 90% off kinda sale at the Vestby Outlet... or so I was told. I didn't check it out.

Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls

It is the one day of the year where an entire city can, and will flood a single mall looking for shit on sale.

It's when we all go out and trample each other for the sales on things we want, a day after celebrating for the things we already have.

you are awesome. greatest explanation i have ever heard

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Friday_(shopping)
Here, have a nice day.

The most dreaded day of the year. People camp out side of stores for a week, waiting. Fat rednecks and ghetto black women gather by the masses and trample anyone in their sight. Soccer moms use pepper spray on people trying to get to that 2 dollar waffle maker before she can. I've seen some shit man. Be warned...

It's where they round up all the niggers and sell them really cheap. It's a deal they made with the confederates to secretly keep slavery!

crap + dick = OP (I'm not able to post pictures yet (still need more thumbs))

thats my boy

what the fuck

Willy Bum Bum

But my hand turns red way before my dick does?.. :(