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Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:9/17/2014
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#15 - Picture  [+] (25 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +24
User avatar #515 - ttallonn (09/05/2014) [-]
Why do i love this one so much
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#32 - pyrothermal (09/05/2014) [-]
pls dun haet me
#481 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Variety pack
#778 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey, the ponies just wanna join tha party.
User avatar #182 - testaburger (09/05/2014) [-]
**testaburger initiates Hate.exe**
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#14 - Picture  [+] (26 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +11
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User avatar #515 - ttallonn (09/05/2014) [-]
Why do i love this one so much
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pls dun haet me
#481 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Variety pack
#778 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey, the ponies just wanna join tha party.
User avatar #182 - testaburger (09/05/2014) [-]
**testaburger initiates Hate.exe**
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#13 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +6
User avatar #1062 - murpmurp (09/06/2014) [-]
whats that from
User avatar #1063 - pyrothermal (09/06/2014) [-]
Critical Miss. It's a webcomic on the Escapist.
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User avatar #515 - ttallonn (09/05/2014) [-]
Why do i love this one so much
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pls dun haet me
#481 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Variety pack
#778 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey, the ponies just wanna join tha party.
User avatar #182 - testaburger (09/05/2014) [-]
**testaburger initiates Hate.exe**
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#12 - Guess I'll start posting dance gifs.  [+] (107 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +52
User avatar #978 - Mortuus (09/06/2014) [-]
So, was the color scheme for FJ, Tumblr, and 4Chan intentional or...?
User avatar #1004 - pyrothermal (09/06/2014) [-]
That's Vivian James. Her color scheme came from the "daily dose" threads on /v/.
AKA Piccolo Dick, as in a .gif of Piccolo from the Dragon Ball series anally raping Vegeta. The colors are meant to be evocative of the image, so that people will be reminded of the image whenever they saw that color combination.
User avatar #1030 - Mortuus (09/06/2014) [-]
I know the origins of HER, but not the colors. Good to know.
#875 - eddio (09/05/2014) [-]
The best one.
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#858 - pkmlpkm (09/05/2014) [-]
I have a lot more but I think I'm going to stop there.
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#803 - arcticassassin (09/05/2014) [-]
Makin my own
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User avatar #541 - halomike (09/05/2014) [-]
Who is that girl?
#598 - pyrothermal (09/05/2014) [-]
Vivian James.
She's the creation of the 4chan board /v/. When the Fine Young Capitalists started an indiegogo campaign to have women make video games (with the profits going to charity), /v/ donated a large sum of money. Because they donated so much, they were allowed to make a character. That character is Vivian James, an average gamer girl with a bit of an angry attitude.
User avatar #600 - halomike (09/05/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info, bro.
#637 - SirMartin (09/05/2014) [-]
<- not a message to you just A GIF
#1046 - kandazz (09/06/2014) [-]
I have an alternate.
#603 - pyrothermal (09/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
Here's the original sketch of her.
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#379 - flemmi (09/05/2014) [-]
I think the unnamed Russian danced the best of all three
#451 - mikekinkaid (09/05/2014) [-]
Thank you for another glorious dance gif.
User avatar #384 - Davidowns (09/05/2014) [-]
I remember that, where is it from?
User avatar #386 - Davidowns (09/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
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#36 - pyrothermal (09/05/2014) [-]
Also just realized I posted the same gif that's in the content. Sorry about that.
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#1074 - darealmcfanyt (09/08/2014) [-]
look at all these fucking lines...
#713 - chintok (09/05/2014) [-]
Sauce?
#439 - unholytiming (09/05/2014) [-]
Sauce?
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#638 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Isn't that from thast scientific railgun anime or whatever?
User avatar #895 - zonicoi (09/05/2014) [-]
The character is, but the original photo isn't. The Original photo is R34.
User avatar #1053 - zonicoi (09/06/2014) [-]
Sauce for anyone who's wanting it. depends, i can't reply to your comment so here you go.

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/870612#search=Ruiko_Saten
User avatar #1021 - depends (09/06/2014) [-]
Sauce for... Science?
User avatar #133 - namehasntbeentaken (09/05/2014) [-]
what kind of dance is this... it looks erotic
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User avatar #593 - jubnik (09/05/2014) [-]
the eyes and mouth are edited. and its not looped originaly
#52 - pyrothermal (09/05/2014) [-]
I think that's it for now. I have more, but I'd have to look for them.
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User avatar #1062 - murpmurp (09/06/2014) [-]
whats that from
User avatar #1063 - pyrothermal (09/06/2014) [-]
Critical Miss. It's a webcomic on the Escapist.
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User avatar #515 - ttallonn (09/05/2014) [-]
Why do i love this one so much
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pls dun haet me
#481 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
Variety pack
#778 - zaperzero (09/05/2014) [-]
Hey, the ponies just wanna join tha party.
User avatar #182 - testaburger (09/05/2014) [-]
**testaburger initiates Hate.exe**
Cannot comply.
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#13 - A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get thi…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Lyrics +3
User avatar #15 - mrmomoguy (09/05/2014) [-]
Live and Learn! Hangin' on the edge of tomorrow
#17 - LOLWUTS (09/05/2014) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #18 - firestarian (09/05/2014) [-]
so call me maybe
User avatar #19 - faggotishshit (09/05/2014) [-]
WAKE UP! GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP!
#20 - goldenbooster (09/05/2014) [-]
WE ARE THE PRIESTS OF THE TEMPLES OF SYRINX!
User avatar #25 - pootington (09/05/2014) [-]
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
User avatar #27 - stupidffff (09/05/2014) [-]
When you were young
User avatar #40 - vorarephilia (09/05/2014) [-]
and the zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy
User avatar #43 - deadmansdope (09/05/2014) [-]
Jeremy spoke in class today
Jeremy spoke in class today
#44 - twotwelve (09/05/2014) [-]
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
User avatar #46 - mrmomoguy (09/05/2014) [-]
Man it stink in this bitch, it must be the pussy-ass niggas talkin shit
#16 - I like to think it's the same guy from 4chan posting it here t…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Even more nudes +4
#21 - thetruemexcalibur (09/04/2014) [-]
>implying 4chan would have anything to do with tumblr
This is one of the dumbest comments I've ever seen.Here's an animoo calling you a faggot.
#35 - weapn (09/04/2014) [-]
dear OP
#38 - lizardsickcereal (09/04/2014) [-]
#41 - yips (09/10/2014) [-]
why do I keep seeing this whenever someone posts vivian?
#4 - "Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer, what's … 08/31/2014 on Surrounded on all fronts +3
#158 - That was really sweet, but knowing the nipple biting gif, I'm … 08/30/2014 on Pine thingy +2
#5 - Okay, both of those things are true. I just don't like the imp… 08/29/2014 on Did You Know Gaming comp 0
#3 - Rant inbound. Spoiler has it. The "fact" t…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/29/2014 on Did You Know Gaming comp 0
#29 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Actually there's a little bit of weirdness to it.
While most levels do kick you a shotgun at the start, Nirvana gives you a "Super Shotgun" which is basically a double barreled shotgun, obviously.
The weird thing is is that the Remington Model 11 (the gun that killed Kurt) is more like the basic shotgun than the super shotgun (it's semi auto and holds 5)

But the fact that Nirvana gives you a super shotgun is weird.
#4 - dargent (08/29/2014) [-]
It isn't supposed to be a direct correlation, just a strange coincidence . Also, it is a fact that Nirvana has a shotgun in the beginning of the level. It is also a fact that Kurt Cobain killed himself with a shotgun.
#21 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
It's still really misleading to state it the way the "fact" did. It makes it sound like there's something unique about there being a shotgun in the beginning of that level. Odd coincidence? Yes. Not nearly as much so as it was made out to be, though.
#22 - dargent (08/29/2014) [-]
I completely agree anon.
#5 - pyrothermal (08/29/2014) [-]
Okay, both of those things are true. I just don't like the implications behind it. My rant's like a pre-emptive strike on conspiracy theories. I want to explain. Sorry for going off on a rant.
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Know this guy? +76
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#63 - thank mr skeltal 08/28/2014 on Spooky scary skeletons +17
#3 - Learned from experience. 08/27/2014 on Amazon Student 0
#2325 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2326 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
#1 - Just make sure you don't sign on a separate credit/debit card …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Amazon Student 0
User avatar #2 - drfreeman (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh really? Thanks for the info man.
User avatar #3 - pyrothermal (08/27/2014) [-]
Learned from experience.
#2323 - io  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2324 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
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#2326 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
#317 - Sit in my room and cry, but I didn't want to bother you with m…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Are You Alone? +1
User avatar #318 - mondominiman (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks
#33 - At first, I thought this was going to be another hate post aga… 08/27/2014 on Europe 101 +9
#77 - I was alone today, and I did laundry and homework.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Are You Alone? +28
User avatar #316 - mondominiman (08/27/2014) [-]
Eventually you'll run out of both, what then pretty boy
#317 - pyrothermal (08/27/2014) [-]
Sit in my room and cry, but I didn't want to bother you with my daily routine.
User avatar #318 - mondominiman (08/27/2014) [-]
Thanks
#14 - First of all, I'm sorry that you were falsely accused. That sh… 08/26/2014 on you finally did it. 0
#1 - Thank you for the descriptive description. 08/26/2014 on Such is life in Cobrastan 0
#2320 - I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starti…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2321 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2318 - It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2319 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2316 - But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2317 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2314 - I'm hiding from the Russians. Also college happened.…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2315 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
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#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats 						*******					 lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a &quot;hi&quot;.
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 						****					 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 						*****					, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 						******					.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 						*****					 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
#2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 						****					 am I doing I have school and 						****					 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 						*****					 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
#2203 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2205 to #2204 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2206 to #2205 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Worky work, busy bee.
#2207 to #2206 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Work, you say?
I don't know the concept.
#2208 to #2207 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Good for you. I've got an exam tomorrow.
#2209 to #2208 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh my, what's the exam in?
Oh my, what's the exam in?
#2210 to #2209 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Quantitative Chemistry Lab. It's the final one.
Quantitative Chemistry Lab. It's the final one.
#2211 to #2210 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh right.   
What kind of job are you looking for once you get your degree?   
   
 aaron we need to cook
Oh right.
What kind of job are you looking for once you get your degree?

aaron we need to cook
#2212 to #2211 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations. You are now the 8th person to make that joke.    
    
I really don't know, probably a chemist of some sort.
Congratulations. You are now the 8th person to make that joke.

I really don't know, probably a chemist of some sort.
#2213 to #2212 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
I hope you have a Cracked Red Eye Orb, because I want you to invade my world all night long.
Is your name the Sun? Because I've been praising you, girl.

Make explosives.
#2214 to #2213 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Hey babe, how'd you like a backstab from my spear?
Why don't we go back to my place and engage in some jolly cooperation?
Are you a pyromancer? Because you're hot.
Hey babe, I see that you're Hollow. Want some of my white Humanity all up in you?
Try holding with both hands!
I'm so alone

yup ok
#2215 to #2214 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That was a beautiful list.
Dark Sals is love. Dark Sals is life.
#2216 to #2215 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Praise the Sun!
#2217 to #2216 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
so i herd u n wrex wer the friend of on the facetiousbook
so i herd u n wrex wer the friend of on the facetiousbook
#2218 to #2217 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
ye shepard cumandurr wut u gon do bou it
ye shepard cumandurr wut u gon do bou it
#2219 to #2218 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
wel tats oke i don evan cear u both dumb   
   
 wow   
such grammer   
very spelling
wel tats oke i don evan cear u both dumb

wow
such grammer
very spelling
#2202 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
Wolfjob.
Wolfjob.
User avatar #2201 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
flashing text
#2192 - Benry (11/09/2013) [-]
u r gong 2 da mal wid ur gf nd she stop n ses &quot;ily&quot; n den she is fal ovr. she is ded.   
   
liek dis if u cry everytiem
u r gong 2 da mal wid ur gf nd she stop n ses "ily" n den she is fal ovr. she is ded.

liek dis if u cry everytiem
#2193 to #2192 - pyrothermal (11/09/2013) [-]
stori s not tru
u no hav gf
lyk if u feel evertim
#2194 to #2193 - Benry (11/09/2013) [-]
fuk u fg i hav liek 200 gfs ur gay
#2195 to #2194 - pyrothermal (11/09/2013) [-]
no ur ghey u suck ur moms cok lyk 448418 tim a day feggit fite me irl 1v1 i rek u im a mma champeen in al fity states n som of canida
no ur ghey u suck ur moms cok lyk 448418 tim a day feggit fite me irl 1v1 i rek u im a mma champeen in al fity states n som of canida
#2196 to #2195 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
no u suk ur mums cok u fukin fag i bet u kiss girls ur gay u fg swagyolo im 1v1 camp in liek 54 cuntrees u quer ill fite u
no u suk ur mums cok u fukin fag i bet u kiss girls ur gay u fg swagyolo im 1v1 camp in liek 54 cuntrees u quer ill fite u
#2197 to #2196 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
wow rood ur mom suks mi forty in cok an put it up hr vagina hehe u suk all th cocs even th dogs ur so ghey n im th bad ass i culd beet both supermn n goku cumbind u culdn beet a weelchair kid lel mastur trole 2013 ur a fag ur nice to gurls wat a fag gey fag lololol
#2198 to #2197 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
ten 1v1 me ked u fukin quer i jazzed in ur mom and 7 moths l8tr u ware born u fukin quer shuld hv ben aboated u cokturd lol im liek as strong as bane and liek superman and arnold 						***********					 pt 2geter ur liek my aunt fg bet u cnt evn lift ur own balls lol fag
ten 1v1 me ked u fukin quer i jazzed in ur mom and 7 moths l8tr u ware born u fukin quer shuld hv ben aboated u cokturd lol im liek as strong as bane and liek superman and arnold *********** pt 2geter ur liek my aunt fg bet u cnt evn lift ur own balls lol fag
#2199 to #2198 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
fuk u fukn feggit ur **** ur moms **** ur dads **** n al ur siblins r **** ur hol famly cn go dye bcuz ur such a dooshbag dam niger fuk fag siht piss cunt gay cock u r weird n gay n noone lyks u becuz u lyk sonic n ponies n evry1 u no cals u assburger becus ur stupid gay fag go dy no1 loves u
#2200 to #2199 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
I can't do it anymore. It takes too much out of me.
I can't do it anymore. It takes too much out of me.
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