Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

pyrothermal    

Rank #1341 on Comments
pyrothermal Avatar Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul
Offline
Send mail to pyrothermal Block pyrothermal Invite pyrothermal to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: Fish-Slapping Baby Snatcher
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, Wii
Video Games Played: Team Fortress 2, DOOM, Guild Wars 2, Mass Effect, Many Others
Interests: Video Games, Guns, Ponies, Engineering
Date Signed Up:3/23/2010
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1341
Highest Content Rank:#2852
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 3246 total,  4388 ,  1142
Comment Thumbs: 42718 total,  48507 ,  5789
Content Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 132 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 94.1% (941/1000)
Level 341 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 342 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:16
Content Views:84311
Times Content Favorited:253 times
Total Comments Made:14225
FJ Points:9130
Favorite Tags: nigger stupid fu (18) | the (6) | adventure (3) | lol (3) | please (3) | Time (3) | two (3) | You (3) | bad (2) | comic (2) | fail (2) | figures (2) | FJ (2) | forever alon hah (2) | fortress (2) | game (2) | gun (2) | Heavy (2) | Life (2) | look (2)

latest user's comments

#8 - Thank you, I never truly understanded that. 7 hours ago on Help +1
#4 - Is 'Specialist' considered a rank, or is it a title for those …  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on Help +2
#7 - usarmyexplain (7 hours ago) [-]
It's a rank. It is automatically granted at the two year mark in the army, although it is at the same grade as a corporal, it is a non-leadership rank, meaning that if a Specialist is assigned to a leadership position he is usually “laterally promoted” to Corporal. A Private First Class can be promoted to Corporal instead of Specialist, but it happens infrequently.

The Specialist rank was once part of a more expanded rank structure than what the US army currently has.
User avatar #8 - pyrothermal (7 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, I never truly understanded that.
#12 - I took it off of Trenchfoot Willy while he was asleep outside … 8 hours ago on Free Candy 0
#2337 - Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you we…  [+] (19 new replies) 9 hours ago on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #2338 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
User avatar #2342 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
User avatar #2344 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
User avatar #2345 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
User avatar #2347 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
User avatar #2349 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
User avatar #2351 - blackholee (1 hour ago) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 - blackholee (1 hour ago) [-]
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2355 - blackholee (1 hour ago) [-]
ok bye
#2356 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#10 - You can't really 'learn' Japanese as a whole, but it's great p… 09/17/2014 on This Fucking Guy 0
#2 - That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter"…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Free Candy +224
#22 - jamiemsm (4 hours ago) [-]
the bottle cost something though
#10 - anonymous (8 hours ago) [-]
how much did the bottle cost?
User avatar #12 - pyrothermal (8 hours ago) [-]
I took it off of Trenchfoot Willy while he was asleep outside the back of the store. So, free. Like the man said, no morals or decency needed.
#4 - dogesama (17 hours ago) [-]
That's lot of things to say tho, good thing theres no evidence
#14 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
#24 - nipplelessmage (4 hours ago) [-]
"look mom! i corrected an obviously-done-on-purpose grammar mistake on the internet! i'm so cool mom, look how hard this fag is raging at my euphoria!"

no one fucking cares tho.
User avatar #27 - buttkickerboy (3 hours ago) [-]
thats not really done on purpose
spelang laek thes si ndone in perpis
people say tho all the time, its slang.
User avatar #21 - demigodofmadness (5 hours ago) [-]
It's so fun tho
User avatar #20 - pivotmasterdm (5 hours ago) [-]
Sounds like someone's mad
#19 - notapancake (6 hours ago) [-]
Nobody cares you autist
#18 - anonymous (6 hours ago) [-]
That image tho
#4 - S/he must have amazing vision to play that game from that far away. 09/17/2014 on They do +17
#12 - This really wouldn't be the best idea. The reason why business…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Fuck yeah technocracy! +1
User avatar #14 - TheMather (09/16/2014) [-]
Public image doesn't matter. The point is just to have whoever is best suited at making a decision be in charge of that particular field.
#33 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
and how do you think people would react if this really smart guy with no public image just appeared and started doing shit that while might be good in the long term totally screws everything over in the short. you can babble on all you want with this idealism but it just wouldnt fly in reality.
User avatar #34 - TheMather (09/16/2014) [-]
Someone who knows what they're doing won't screw up. A bad choice on their part won't be worse than a politician's mediocre choice, because they know what they're doing.

Besides, an autocracy is not a democracy. Idiots can just fuck off with their guesswork because the whole point of the thing is to keep the uneducated public from screwing us over.
#12 - I must say, that is an excellent raifu.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Counter Strike Global... +116
#72 - bjornkrage (09/15/2014) [-]
here's the smug anime face you were looking for
User avatar #71 - roelrollx (09/15/2014) [-]
damn right, all compliments to his beautiful waifu
User avatar #44 - guidedhand (09/15/2014) [-]
that was perfect....
#11 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Engineering +21
#14 - genralkruchefryed (09/14/2014) [-]
welcome to the team, engineer
#78 - I, too, am in possession of this demo. 09/14/2014 on Guess who has the Sm4sh demo +1
#5 - Picture 09/13/2014 on A friend in need. +1
#2334 - But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2335 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2332 - I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/10/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
User avatar #2333 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats fucking stupd
#2334 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2330 - Well, yes. Yes I am.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2331 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats fucking lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
User avatar #2333 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats fucking stupd
#2334 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#9 - He should be on the lookout for Crochurchill. 09/10/2014 on Knitler +1
#2328 - Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/10/2014 on pyrothermal's profile 0
#2329 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats fucking lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
User avatar #2333 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
man thats fucking stupd
#2334 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#31 - I'll be honest. I've never seen one of those in my entire life. 09/08/2014 on Cheesy jokes 0
#1063 - Critical Miss. It's a webcomic on the Escapist. 09/06/2014 on I wish admin would party... 0
#1004 - That's Vivian James. Her color scheme came from the "dail…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on I wish admin would party... +1
User avatar #1030 - Mortuus (09/06/2014) [-]
I know the origins of HER, but not the colors. Good to know.
#603 - You're welcome. Here's the original sketch of her. 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +4
#598 - Vivian James. She's the creation of the 4chan board …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/05/2014 on I wish admin would party... +6
User avatar #600 - halomike (09/05/2014) [-]
Thanks for the info, bro.
#637 - SirMartin (09/05/2014) [-]
<- not a message to you just A GIF
#1046 - kandazz (09/06/2014) [-]
I have an alternate.
#603 - pyrothermal (09/05/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
Here's the original sketch of her.
#2 - You can see the green triangle grow a sliver when it slides do… 09/05/2014 on Right in the brain 0
#2 - Why didn't you not make it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on Over 9000!!! +2
#3 - hproductions (09/05/2014) [-]
#10 - Scratch that last one. It's Survival Game Club, or Sabagebu. 09/05/2014 on Need Suggestions 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 222 / Total items point value: 3122

Comments(2273):

[ 2273 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2337 to #2336 - pyrothermal (9 hours ago) [-]
Welcome to my profile. Is there something in particular you were looking for today?
User avatar #2338 to #2337 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
do you need a sex partner?
#2339 to #2338 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
We're not hiring right now, but you can leave a resume with me, and we'll get back to you when we have an opening.
#2340 to #2339 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
okay

im blackholee
I like people. and im bipolar and I can count to ten in my head and i love you please stay with me why are you doing this
#2341 to #2340 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
Counting to ten in your hea- You're hired! When can you start?!
User avatar #2342 to #2341 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
are you in a good mood? what happened today?
#2343 to #2342 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
I always come home feeling great after D&amp;D night.
I always come home feeling great after D&D night.
User avatar #2344 to #2343 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
is that dungeons and dungeons? I like that game
User avatar #2345 to #2344 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
I mean dragons what
#2346 to #2345 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
Well, we've been fighting kobolds, drakes, dragonborn, a half-dragon and a blue dragon, but we haven't encountered any dungeons yet. So it's more of Dragons and Dragons right now.
User avatar #2347 to #2346 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
you are really funny by the way (=
#2348 to #2347 - pyrothermal (2 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, I try. It really means a lot for someone to say that.
User avatar #2349 to #2348 - blackholee (2 hours ago) [-]
I know that's why I said it, and it's sincere
#2350 to #2349 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
Aw, you're too kind.    
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
Aw, you're too kind.
So, where'd you come from? How'd you happen upon my profile?
User avatar #2351 to #2350 - blackholee (1 hour ago) [-]
"""That costs $0.25 though. Tape a plastic cap "quarter" in there and you have free candy until the store employee comes to fill up the machine and takes your plastic bags full of candy away and says things like "That's stealing" and "I'm calling the cops" and "Dude, it's just candy, don't cry" and "That's him officer" and "He vomited candy foodstuffs everywhere because he tried to 'destroy the evidence'"."""
#2352 to #2351 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh right, that comment. Usually those don't bring in guests, though. Mystery solved.
#2353 to #2352 - blackholee (1 hour ago) [-]
&quot;mystery&quot;    
   
   
...what???
"mystery"


...what???
#2354 to #2353 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
The mystery of the mysterious visitor who mysteriously appeared on my less-than-mysterious profile. Mysteriously.
#2356 to #2355 - pyrothermal (1 hour ago) [-]
See you around. Or not, light can't escape black holes, so won't see you around.
...
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
#2328 to #2327 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
Yeah, I don't much care for it now either.
#2329 to #2328 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
You only just now don't like it?   
what are you, some kind of nerd?
You only just now don't like it?
what are you, some kind of nerd?
#2330 to #2329 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
Well, yes. Yes I am.
Well, yes. Yes I am.
#2331 to #2330 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
but thats 						*******					 lame   
and i dont have lame friends   
   
   
well, i dont have any friends
but thats ******* lame
and i dont have lame friends


well, i dont have any friends
#2332 to #2331 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
I can be not lame. I just choose to be not not lame.
#2334 to #2333 - pyrothermal (09/10/2014) [-]
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
But being lame is fun; then you don't have to worry about how lame you look because everybody already knows that you're lame. No pressure to be not lame anymore.
#2335 to #2334 - hateandwhiskey (09/10/2014) [-]
Spending your whole life "playing it safe" sounds like a waste to me.
#2324 to #2323 - hateandwhiskey (08/27/2014) [-]
anime belongs in the trash
#2313 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
You've been awful quiet lately.
You've been awful quiet lately.
#2314 to #2313 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm hiding from the Russians.

Also college happened. I have to be a good student since my scholarship ran out.
#2315 to #2314 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
college is whack like crack, jack
college is whack like crack, jack
#2316 to #2315 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
But a degree is the key to be free, Lee.
#2317 to #2316 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
dont do that

anyway im currently polluting my kidneys so i figured id say something since i havent in a couple years
#2318 to #2317 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
It's definitely good to hear from you, drunk or not. I miss our talks.
#2319 to #2318 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.   
   
what's there to miss?
well i hate having to start conversations with peeps, otherwise we could have avoided this.

what's there to miss?
#2320 to #2319 - pyrothermal (08/26/2014) [-]
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a &quot;hi&quot;.
I guess I should take up some of the burden. I'm bad at starting though. Even though it should just be a "hi".
#2321 to #2320 - hateandwhiskey (08/26/2014) [-]
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
Everyone's different. Hi's dont usually work for me unless i'm under some kind of influence.
#2290 - Benry (12/19/2013) [-]
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL
#2291 to #2290 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOVE
#2292 to #2291 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
Ever just feel depressed or down for no real reason?
#2293 to #2292 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Are you feeling bad right now?
#2294 to #2293 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess I am.
Yeah, I guess I am.
#2295 to #2294 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. Is there anything I can do to help?
#2298 to #2297 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Aw 						****					 you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
Aw **** you know I can't deny a virtual hug.
#2299 to #2298 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
aw yiss
aw yiss
#2300 to #2299 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
You my 						*****					, you know that, right?
You my ***** , you know that, right?
#2301 to #2300 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
And you mine, mah 						******					.
And you mine, mah ****** .
#2302 to #2301 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Bro love.   
Between two bros.   
   
 Homosex bro love.
Bro love.
Between two bros.

Homosex bro love.
#2303 to #2302 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
best kind of bro love
best kind of bro love
#2304 to #2303 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Real talk, I would never have sex with another man.

In public.
#2305 to #2304 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
The only guys that I would even consider sleeping with are fictional and probably so exaggerated as masculine, that no man could ever achieve that standard.
#2306 to #2305 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
Given enough alcohol and low light, I'm down for just about anything.
#2307 to #2306 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't actually know. I haven't downed a drop of alcohol or had sex with anybody.
#2308 to #2307 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
I've never had sex either, but I know well enough that drunken me is one hell of a slut.
#2309 to #2308 - pyrothermal (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm not the real partying type, and therefore, have not been in such an environment in which to put myself in that sort of situation. However, I have considered it often, maybe even wanting to try sometimes.
#2310 to #2309 - Benry (12/20/2013) [-]
I've only gotten drunk by myself and buddies before. Never really been to a party or invited to one.
#2283 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
iahO
iahO
#2285 to #2284 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
?ti soeg woH
?ti soeg woH
#2286 to #2285 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.it ta gniliaf dna yduts ot gniyrt, wonk uoy hO
#2287 to #2286 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
.ees I lausu eht os, hA
#2288 to #2287 - pyrothermal (12/08/2013) [-]
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
.ti ot kcab teg retteb I, lleW
#2289 to #2288 - Benry (12/08/2013) [-]
Hey, you remember how neither of us are funny?
#2280 - Benry (12/05/2013) [-]
Hey hey.
Hey hey.
#2273 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2275 to #2274 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2276 to #2275 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
This weather has left me pony.

I'm a little hoarse.
#2277 to #2276 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
Oh you!
Oh you!
#2278 to #2277 - pyrothermal (11/25/2013) [-]
That gif.
That gif.
#2279 to #2278 - Benry (11/25/2013) [-]
It's a vintage post from back in the day.
#2270 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2272 to #2271 - Benry (11/24/2013) [-]
Oh.
Oh.
#2264 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Hey.
#2266 to #2265 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
Not much, donated blood yesterday.
You?
#2267 to #2266 - pyrothermal (11/22/2013) [-]
I.. uh.. well... didn't...really...do much to help people...
#2268 to #2267 - Benry (11/22/2013) [-]
The nurse almost ripped the needle out of my arm.
#2261 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
**Benry rolled user thedarkestrogue **
#2263 to #2262 - Benry (11/20/2013) [-]
Sorry?
Sorry?
#2248 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey.
Hey.
#2250 to #2249 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
How goes it?
#2251 to #2250 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Busy, procrastination-y, busy, lonely, and busy.

Did I mention busy?
#2252 to #2251 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I actually don't think you mentioned busy at all.

Also, SOPA's back.
#2253 to #2252 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
I know, I know, remain ever vigilant to those taking away our rights. But it's just dragging on and on **************** , will these guys just not get a clue? I understand that their persistence might be the downfall of the internet as we know it, but I'm just ******* tired of hearing about it, y'know? I've got other **** to worry about right now. My youthful perseverance wears thin.

TL;DR Can it wait, SOPA? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
#2254 to #2253 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
Eventually, the first Internet War will happen.
Then, we can all look back at what the internet used to be.

I was in the first Internet War, son. Front line whistleblower, I was. Goddamn if I didn't leak hundreds of documents. It was hell.
#2255 to #2254 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
3rd Seeder Corps, 8th Division. We were supplying the troops with their entertainment. A thankless job, if you ask me, but it needed to be done. Though it was relatively out of the way, the SOPA strike was the turning point for everyone. I saw my men, my brothers, my comrades falling left and right, charged with war crimes against one of the biggest powers in the world. The only way I got out were those proxies. God bless 'em, the last line of defense in this *********** outfit. I wouldn't be here today without 'em. A hellish world we live in if we can't even get our **** movies and games for free without the goddamn government on our asses.
#2256 to #2255 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
48th Whistleblower Corps, 2nd Division. I was the commander of a small unit tasked with infiltrating various government agencies, like the NSA and TSA. I recovered a lot of good intelligence, but at a cost that was too high. Over 3/4ths of my unit were captured by the end of it, and handed over to the CIA. That was before the SOPA/TPP strike even hit. Goddamn if I didn't make it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

I still hear my mens' screams for pirated porn when I sleep at night.
#2258 to #2257 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
I just hope our children never have to go through such a struggle for basic internet rights.
#2259 to #2258 - pyrothermal (11/18/2013) [-]
Me too.   
   
I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
Me too.

I gotsta get back to work; see you later, man.
#2260 to #2259 - Benry (11/18/2013) [-]
ight stay strong little 						*****					 you can do it
ight stay strong little ***** you can do it
#2245 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
On Tuesday, my account will be three years old.
#2246 to #2245 - pyrothermal (11/17/2013) [-]
Congrats, that's quite good.
Congrats, that's quite good.
#2247 to #2246 - Benry (11/17/2013) [-]
I believe I get a cake.
I believe I get a cake.
#2243 - tavafanduvill (11/15/2013) [-]
Thank you for thumbing up my content. I really appreciate it and I wish you a pleasant day.
#2244 to #2243 - pyrothermal (11/15/2013) [-]
Oh, you're quite welcome.
#2242 - Benry (11/15/2013) [-]
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
Do you think if I challenged Admin to an Agni Kai he'd make me mod again?
#2229 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
Pyro.. they.. took my mod powers away.
#2230 to #2229 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO
#2231 to #2230 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
I didn't do anything, which is actually the problem.
#2232 to #2231 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Do they deactivate your mod powers if you don't flag enough stuff or ban enough people?
#2233 to #2232 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
It isn't a quota system.    
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.    
   
 I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
It isn't a quota system.
I just wasn't flagging people, so they took er jerbs.

I flagged three posts from a year and a half ago, and that's it.
#2234 to #2233 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.

DEH DERK UR JEEERB
#2235 to #2234 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
I say we riot over it!   
   
Attica! Attica!
I say we riot over it!

Attica! Attica!
#2236 to #2235 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!   
   
 DURKA DURRR
To arms, brother! TO ARMS!

DURKA DURRR
#2237 to #2236 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
God it's 1:17 what the 						****					 am I doing I have school and 						****					 tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' 						*****					 you can do it.
God it's 1:17 what the **** am I doing I have school and **** tomorrow goodnight Pyro sleep tight lil' ***** you can do it.
#2238 to #2237 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh okay.    
Goodnight.
Oh okay.
Goodnight.
#2239 to #2238 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
Also tell the Phanman to make me moderator supreme 2013.
#2240 to #2239 - pyrothermal (11/14/2013) [-]
I think he only listens to the aristocracy, those with single-digit ranks.
#2241 to #2240 - Benry (11/14/2013) [-]
Us filthy commoners have no say.
#2220 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2222 to #2221 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2223 to #2222 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh, it's going.
#2224 to #2223 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How'd the exam go?
How'd the exam go?
#2225 to #2224 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
It was easier than I thought it'd be. Don't know if that's good or bad.
#2226 to #2225 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
That's a great thing! That means you kicked Chemistry's ass.
#2227 to #2226 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Take that, Chemistry!
Take that, Chemistry!
#2228 to #2227 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
So was that it for your course in chemistry?   
Like, do you get your degree now?
So was that it for your course in chemistry?
Like, do you get your degree now?
#2203 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Heya.
Heya.
#2205 to #2204 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
How goes it?
How goes it?
#2206 to #2205 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Worky work, busy bee.
#2207 to #2206 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Work, you say?
I don't know the concept.
#2208 to #2207 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Good for you. I've got an exam tomorrow.
#2209 to #2208 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh my, what's the exam in?
Oh my, what's the exam in?
#2210 to #2209 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Quantitative Chemistry Lab. It's the final one.
Quantitative Chemistry Lab. It's the final one.
#2211 to #2210 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
Oh right.   
What kind of job are you looking for once you get your degree?   
   
 aaron we need to cook
Oh right.
What kind of job are you looking for once you get your degree?

aaron we need to cook
#2212 to #2211 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Congratulations. You are now the 8th person to make that joke.    
    
I really don't know, probably a chemist of some sort.
Congratulations. You are now the 8th person to make that joke.

I really don't know, probably a chemist of some sort.
#2213 to #2212 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
I hope you have a Cracked Red Eye Orb, because I want you to invade my world all night long.
Is your name the Sun? Because I've been praising you, girl.

Make explosives.
#2214 to #2213 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Hey babe, how'd you like a backstab from my spear?
Why don't we go back to my place and engage in some jolly cooperation?
Are you a pyromancer? Because you're hot.
Hey babe, I see that you're Hollow. Want some of my white Humanity all up in you?
Try holding with both hands!
I'm so alone

yup ok
#2215 to #2214 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
That was a beautiful list.
Dark Sals is love. Dark Sals is life.
#2216 to #2215 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
Praise the Sun!
#2217 to #2216 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
so i herd u n wrex wer the friend of on the facetiousbook
so i herd u n wrex wer the friend of on the facetiousbook
#2218 to #2217 - pyrothermal (11/12/2013) [-]
ye shepard cumandurr wut u gon do bou it
ye shepard cumandurr wut u gon do bou it
#2219 to #2218 - Benry (11/12/2013) [-]
wel tats oke i don evan cear u both dumb   
   
 wow   
such grammer   
very spelling
wel tats oke i don evan cear u both dumb

wow
such grammer
very spelling
#2202 - Benry (11/10/2013) [-]
Wolfjob.
Wolfjob.
User avatar #2201 - pyrothermal (11/10/2013) [-]
flashing text
[ 2273 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)