Y'all best be sorry, motherbucker.

Don't you call me motherbucking?




And if you substitute fuck with buck, doesn't that make your job a lot more.... you know.

Fluttershy, why did you booped rainbow?

Because I knew exactly what pet to get her.

Did you know that she is a lesbian?

Yes. Doesn't everyone?

Did you know that she robbed a store? She is a lesbian, so lesbians must be robbers!





(Do you get what I'm trying to say here?)

So, you're saying that your logic sucks?

Didn't you hear about the news on Norway, the dude that did a massacre played FPS and now everyone is asuming that videogames make you kill people.




TL;DR: Correlation does not mean causation.

We have heard of this unfortunate plight, and wish to explain that violent video games are rather keeping some of us from partaking in murderous rampages by keeping us inside, away from those whom we may wish to kill, as it were. We believe that there is a sect of stupidity that even magic cannot repair, and that those who seek out these ideas are part of said sect.

Thanks Luna





Now teach me your ways in the loyal canterlot like you taught Fluttershy!

We shy from using such a tone whenever possible, since it is feared in the modern age.

So it's like a Thu'um (language of the dragons)?

If thou considers it a shout of fear.

A thu'um is much worse than that.

We are aware the analogy is not perfect. A Thu'um creates a physical change to the environment, whether a release of unrelenting force, a wind behind thyself to move quickly, or perhaps a burst of flame erupting from the origin of the Thu'um, the origin of such being Dovah or Dovahkiin. We play Skyrim as well.

However, she's not my girlfriend.

But you broke her heart!:img.ponibooru.org/_images/a195155bcaa1cd696762c112a4231e03/167285%20-%20absurd_res%20big_macintosh%20fluttermac%20fluttershy%20shipping.jpg

Ah couldn't tell.

But she is the cutest thing ever! Are you gay!? Applejack Ah think your brudda is gay

Y'all can say all y'all want 'bout me, but you DON'T TALK SHIT 'BOUT BIG MAC!

...cry

Oh hell no nigga, YA JUST MAKE FLUTTERSHY CRY! PREPARE YOURSELF, YOU FAGGOT BIG FAG!

It's yer own damned fault. Insult'n Big Macintosh like that.

HE MADE fLUTTERSHY CRY AND BROKE HER HEART! HE MUST DIE!

IT WASN'T HIS FAULT YOU BIG-HEADED JERK! YOU WERE BEING MEAN TO HIM, AND I.. I LOVE HIM!!

Fluttershy....




I'm sorry

Oh no oh no oh no im sorry im so so sorry

I made you angry, I'm the one who is wrong here, sorry Applejack, and Big Mac.

I didn't mean it! I'm so sorry!! NO

It's ok.... BUT CAN YOUR LOVE FOR HIM ANSWER WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!?

The, well, um.. tasty cinnamon swirls in every bite?

You pass, now I'm happy again.






Also, I'm sorry Applejack

Whenever someone's trying to control you.

Thumbwhores who say "50+ for moar"?

That works.

So does this.

This pic has made me question everything I know

It's really like Fluttershy's shaking her fist (curled-up hoof?) at the other pony. Someone just took it to the extreme.

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

so goddamned cute

Applejack, you havin' a relation with Twilight and Rainbow? I'mmah mighty dissapointed.

Naw. Ah'm just thinkin' they're actin' mighty cute, s'all. Honest.

You blushed at Rainbow

Ah blush at a lot a things.

Do you blush at why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

But can your brother and sister and apples can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

Can your girlfriend Fluttershy see why!? Huh!? Can she!?