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#50 - I honestly wish they wouldn't, I mean it is still in the beta …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2012 on Why people play League 0
#54 - pjuns (07/23/2012) [-]
That'll not be anytime soon. Only in the egyptian mythology there's over 50 gods
#17 - I actually saw this picture over a year ago. 07/23/2012 on Low Five -1
#42 - I haven't met many people that actually play smite.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2012 on Why people play League +3
#49 - pjuns (07/23/2012) [-]
I think it's because it's still in closed beta, but it's a really great game. I like the fact that you play as gods, not as champions. GODS!!!
User avatar #50 - pyrelord (07/23/2012) [-]
I honestly wish they wouldn't, I mean it is still in the beta and such, But I kinda think long term they should've made demi-gods and such first as who to play as because later on in the production they wont be able to make more people to play as other than the ones they started with because they will eventually run out of gods.
#54 - pjuns (07/23/2012) [-]
That'll not be anytime soon. Only in the egyptian mythology there's over 50 gods
#40 - Why is that in the pony thread? 07/19/2012 on I cry evretiem 0
#60 - He saw it before he started recording, How else would he have … 07/19/2012 on Spectacular Van Explosion 0
#20 - It would be easily visible I'd presume, Seeing as they'de have…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Spectacular Van Explosion 0
#21 - Omegaeghas (07/18/2012) [-]
well i dont know about you but I cant exactly see into the car very well to see if anything is living or not. you know, because of the fire that is engulfing everything.
User avatar #60 - pyrelord (07/19/2012) [-]
He saw it before he started recording, How else would he have gotten that information?
#18 - No one was injured, As said in the description, Please read be…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2012 on Spectacular Van Explosion +2
#19 - Omegaeghas (07/18/2012) [-]
thats fine and dandy but did they know that when the video was taken place?
User avatar #20 - pyrelord (07/18/2012) [-]
It would be easily visible I'd presume, Seeing as they'de have seen the owner try to put it out with an extinguisher
#21 - Omegaeghas (07/18/2012) [-]
well i dont know about you but I cant exactly see into the car very well to see if anything is living or not. you know, because of the fire that is engulfing everything.
User avatar #60 - pyrelord (07/19/2012) [-]
He saw it before he started recording, How else would he have gotten that information?
#328 - I cum to fast with my penis 07/16/2012 on Where have you been with my... 0
#32 - Angel beats, So many feels. 07/12/2012 on Deal with it... 0
#90 - Yah, Alot of people do. 07/11/2012 on Showers +1
#143 - You're lucky if you can get snow in Texas, I've lived in Corpu… 07/10/2012 on Fucking Canada 0
#6938302 - What in god giggety 07/09/2012 on FJ Pony Thread 0
#341 - Nah it's fine, I don't care about comment thumbs, I have too m… 07/08/2012 on Wonka Knows +3
#17 - ANONYMOOSE! <3 07/08/2012 on Wonka Knows -57
#23 - Anyone have a picture of this without text?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on Just one of those days.. 0
#35 - blehguy (07/08/2012) [-]
enjoy!
#1163 - Nothing has really ever stunted my growth, I've been drinking …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth -1
User avatar #1195 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
And you still have plenty of time to grow,seeing as you are 13.
I am 17 on the other hand,and pretty much stopped growing,or so i feel....

Then why not gym?
#1158 - And I already eat ******** , I just have really am… 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth -1
#1157 - I'm only 13, I don't wanna work out :/  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth -1
User avatar #1160 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
You don't have ot work out then. Just dont sit on ass. Trust me. (P.S. The whole thing about gym and working out stunting growth...i aint buying that shit,and neither should oyu. Plus youre already at an average height)
User avatar #1163 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
Nothing has really ever stunted my growth, I've been drinking coffee since I was like 6.
User avatar #1195 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
And you still have plenty of time to grow,seeing as you are 13.
I am 17 on the other hand,and pretty much stopped growing,or so i feel....

Then why not gym?
#1154 - Enhance it, It looks like a dick. 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth -1
#1146 - 5'9 130 Lbs  [+] (9 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth 0
User avatar #1167 - ninjafaggots (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm 6'4" 210

A lot of it's mucle it just isn't cut so I feel really fat lol
#1180 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
holy fuck, are you me?
User avatar #1191 - ninjafaggots (07/08/2012) [-]
Dude I hate it so much, I want abs so bad but no matter how ard I work out and eat right they just won't show up and I'm stuck at like a 4 pack lmfao
User avatar #1152 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
I am 5'9-10ish at 144 lbs.
I used to be EXACTLY like you,just before last summer.

Listen to me, eat like a fucktard,and DO NOT just sit on ass.
If you can go swimming,do it (At least 300m then increase it. (I started with 1x 300,and in less than a week i was doing 2x300)
If you have a healthy back,and no physical issues,carry shit around,help your parents/friends. (I carried empty/full 30 liter beer kegs for work,and empty 50 liter ones.)
Yuo can go running as well,but i dont reccomend it,as that is something you use to burn fat.
Most importantly,Gym. If yuo can,Gym.

In that 1.5 months i was ONLY working,and swimming,and eating like a beast,i went from 130 lbs to 138. And i was always skinny. (Except in my early childhood)
(:
User avatar #1158 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
And I already eat shittons, I just have really amazing metabolism
User avatar #1157 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm only 13, I don't wanna work out :/
User avatar #1160 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
You don't have ot work out then. Just dont sit on ass. Trust me. (P.S. The whole thing about gym and working out stunting growth...i aint buying that shit,and neither should oyu. Plus youre already at an average height)
User avatar #1163 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
Nothing has really ever stunted my growth, I've been drinking coffee since I was like 6.
User avatar #1195 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
And you still have plenty of time to grow,seeing as you are 13.
I am 17 on the other hand,and pretty much stopped growing,or so i feel....

Then why not gym?
#1139 - CANNOT BE UNSEEN.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth +2
User avatar #1151 - yonyon (07/08/2012) [-]
I don't see it.
User avatar #1154 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
Enhance it, It looks like a dick.
#1138 - Comment deleted 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth 0
#1135 - I'm too skinny to take my shirt off.  [+] (11 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Moment of Truth +1
User avatar #1144 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
Height/weight?
User avatar #1146 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
5'9 130 Lbs
User avatar #1167 - ninjafaggots (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm 6'4" 210

A lot of it's mucle it just isn't cut so I feel really fat lol
#1180 - anonymous (07/08/2012) [-]
holy fuck, are you me?
User avatar #1191 - ninjafaggots (07/08/2012) [-]
Dude I hate it so much, I want abs so bad but no matter how ard I work out and eat right they just won't show up and I'm stuck at like a 4 pack lmfao
User avatar #1152 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
I am 5'9-10ish at 144 lbs.
I used to be EXACTLY like you,just before last summer.

Listen to me, eat like a fucktard,and DO NOT just sit on ass.
If you can go swimming,do it (At least 300m then increase it. (I started with 1x 300,and in less than a week i was doing 2x300)
If you have a healthy back,and no physical issues,carry shit around,help your parents/friends. (I carried empty/full 30 liter beer kegs for work,and empty 50 liter ones.)
Yuo can go running as well,but i dont reccomend it,as that is something you use to burn fat.
Most importantly,Gym. If yuo can,Gym.

In that 1.5 months i was ONLY working,and swimming,and eating like a beast,i went from 130 lbs to 138. And i was always skinny. (Except in my early childhood)
(:
User avatar #1158 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
And I already eat shittons, I just have really amazing metabolism
User avatar #1157 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
I'm only 13, I don't wanna work out :/
User avatar #1160 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
You don't have ot work out then. Just dont sit on ass. Trust me. (P.S. The whole thing about gym and working out stunting growth...i aint buying that shit,and neither should oyu. Plus youre already at an average height)
User avatar #1163 - pyrelord (07/08/2012) [-]
Nothing has really ever stunted my growth, I've been drinking coffee since I was like 6.
User avatar #1195 - sidedoor (07/08/2012) [-]
And you still have plenty of time to grow,seeing as you are 13.
I am 17 on the other hand,and pretty much stopped growing,or so i feel....

Then why not gym?
#34 - Reminds me of Cho'Gath and Garen from League of Legends. 07/06/2012 on Warhammer 40k -2
#3 - Even hecarim is a better deal. 06/30/2012 on Look at this awesome bargain! -1

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User avatar #53 - whitsoxrule (01/01/2013) [-]
HEYYYY COOKIE
User avatar #54 to #53 - pyrelord (01/01/2013) [-]
I refuse to find out how you of all people found out my name on fj.
User avatar #55 to #54 - whitsoxrule (01/01/2013) [-]
LMFAO
I didn't!!! I just saw you commented on one of my posts a while ago and I was like WAIT A SECOND. WASN"T COOKIES NAME PYRELORD3 ON KONGREGATE? AND THEN I WENT OUT ON A LIMB AND BINGO. LMFAO UMAD
User avatar #56 to #55 - pyrelord (01/01/2013) [-]
Wait so who are you and what post did I comment on
#47 - starlingnox (01/08/2012) [-]
Hey, wtf happened to the server? I leave for a few ******* days and Steve Urkel reset everything? D:
User avatar #50 to #53 - pyrelord (01/09/2012) [-]
Nah, He's going with his road idea, I honestly don't care, I just want lexy to get back on because i let her borrow all of my money..
#46 - wafflzxpqx Comment deleted by pyrelord [-]
User avatar #49 to #52 - pyrelord (01/09/2012) [-]
Why must you care? That was honestly one opinion, Then i get one person who decides to give a **** , Then everyone else decides to.
User avatar #51 to #55 - wafflzxpqx (01/09/2012) [-]
I will Tolerate you for now, but take my advise. Soon
User avatar #52 to #57 - pyrelord (01/09/2012) [-]
I seriously don't know why you give a **** , I left a damn opinion, Get over it.
#45 - SgtObvious Comment deleted by pyrelord [-]
User avatar #48 to #51 - pyrelord (01/09/2012) [-]
Why do you even care? i left my opinion on some content... Don't you have a life or something to attend to?
#42 - starlingnox (01/05/2012) [-]
I took a pic with my pants off, just like you wanted.
That's my pillow, sheets, some candies and part of my phone :D
#43 to #48 - starlingnox (01/05/2012) [-]
I'll admit it was quite the awkward [and breezy] task of taking this without wearing pants.
User avatar #44 to #49 - pyrelord (01/05/2012) [-]
I said i wanted a picture of YOU. Without your pants.
Fool.
#40 - starlingnox (12/30/2011) [-]
www.favonius.com/furzefield... TIT PICS, LE PICS OF LE TITS.
User avatar #41 to #46 - pyrelord (01/02/2012) [-]
God i have so much swag.
#32 - theeditor (12/28/2011) [-]
HERE R MAH TITTES >:U
#30 - starlingnox (12/27/2011) [-]
sorry i disappeared on minecraft yesterday, my internet cut off for the rest of the night ;_; did you get banhammered yet?
User avatar #31 to #36 - pyrelord (12/28/2011) [-]
l0lznope
#37 to #37 - starlingnox (12/28/2011) [-]
YAY :D
User avatar #39 to #43 - pyrelord (12/29/2011) [-]
>Waits 3 days for you to get on to surprise you with something epic
>You're finally on
>leave 2 seconds later
>MFW
User avatar #38 to #43 - pyrelord (12/29/2011) [-]
Get the **** on minecraft xD
User avatar #28 - ficarra (11/29/2011) [-]
Thanks for backing me up on the master of photoshop page. Sucks the reposting Richard Simmonsgot deleted your comment. I'm thinking about making a post to make people raid his profile with redthumbs.
User avatar #29 to #34 - pyrelord (11/29/2011) [-]
Woah, He deleted my comment? He mad bro :P
#25 - Thepaperclip **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #26 - anonymous (08/04/2011) [-]
What a pussy.
User avatar #26 to #26 - pyrelord (06/29/2011) [-]
I only comment. You get banned by getting too many thumbs down. And i hope you do.
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User avatar #9 to #9 - pyrelord (05/22/2011) [-]
No. Not that i've seen so far, There's a fire mage?
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User avatar #11 to #11 - pyrelord (05/22/2011) [-]
funny, I made pyrelord3 as a runescape account before any other account, I never even knew it was a creature on runescape named pyrelord.
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User avatar #2 - xXJkillerXx (05/18/2011) [-]
You need an avatar...



I can edit a pic like mine, with flashing colors, or just edit the picture some way?


Or maybe make a pokemon sprite? (Check out my profile description)
#14 to #3 - pyrelord (05/23/2011) [-]
Can you form this flag into something better, I want it to be the same design format, (Purple F trapping in a Green J) And just make it look better :D
#15 to #15 - xXJkillerXx (05/23/2011) [-]
Like that? :\
#17 to #16 - xXJkillerXx (05/23/2011) [-]
Made the purple match your purple.
User avatar #16 to #16 - pyrelord (05/23/2011) [-]
Make the bottom part of the F go entirely below and around the entire J
User avatar #21 to #19 - pyrelord (05/23/2011) [-]
So i will give you 9k thumbs >:D
User avatar #20 to #19 - pyrelord (05/23/2011) [-]
Eh i think i'll just edit mine, Thanks though, Btw, You're one thumb away from having 9k thumbs on your comments.
#23 to #21 - xXJkillerXx (05/23/2011) [-]
Thanks... sorry I couldn't get it the way you wanted :\
User avatar #24 to #24 - pyrelord (05/23/2011) [-]
its ok :D
#19 to #19 - xXJkillerXx (05/23/2011) [-]
Made the F stand out a bit more.
User avatar #3 to #3 - pyrelord (05/18/2011) [-]
I want Jell-o in the shape of the letter U. I can take it from there.
#4 to #4 - xXJkillerXx (05/18/2011) [-]
I'm sorry...when I searched "jello" on google, I was distracted by something called jello wrestling...


And I didn't do a very good job..


Please forgive me :(
#6 to #5 - pyrelord (05/18/2011) [-]
And Voila!
User avatar #7 to #7 - xXJkillerXx (05/18/2011) [-]
Interesting.


But I mean you need to get an avatar picture...


o_o
User avatar #5 to #5 - pyrelord (05/18/2011) [-]
Eh good enough.
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