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#18 - I never liked cheetos much, just tastes like powder 10/12/2013 on it ain't easy being cheesy +1
#527 - looked more like mashed gnocchi covered in tinned sugo 10/07/2013 on Grandma's cooking 0
#422 - I'm an italian and wtf is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Grandma's cooking +1
User avatar #440 - figosound (10/07/2013) [-]
Tortelloni al rag├╣, methinks... But yes, that pic is awful!
User avatar #527 - puremike (10/07/2013) [-]
looked more like mashed gnocchi covered in tinned sugo
#18 - Time to get a watch 10/06/2013 on Germans do it right ? 0
#17 - that's something to tick off the bucket list 10/06/2013 on Headache inducer +1
#2 - *You're 10/06/2013 on Penalty kick 0
#10 - same here. what do i do?????  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2013 on Headache inducer +1
User avatar #14 - chenn (10/06/2013) [-]
I think you just discovered the fourth dimension.
#17 - puremike (10/06/2013) [-]
that's something to tick off the bucket list
#9 - have this  [+] (20 new replies) 10/06/2013 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #10 - baileyshy (10/06/2013) [-]
cheers, do you have the one with the white background?
#12 - ninjacowboy (10/06/2013) [-]
#13 - baileyshy (10/06/2013) [-]
thanks so much
#15 - thisxshitxisxhard (10/06/2013) [-]
have this one it cuases seizures
#14 - ninjacowboy (10/06/2013) [-]
I've got a small folder of these. no problem
#30 - lordleto (10/06/2013) [-]
please dump (:
#97 - ninjacowboy (10/07/2013) [-]
thats all of them
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#126 - lordleto (10/07/2013) [-]
would you like any kind of pic or gif, just let me know (:
#13 - hfw he has to call his wife about the injuries 10/06/2013 on Father of the Year +1
#54 - I remember this, how long have you had this gif?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Yo, Mr. Bond, Bitch 0
#61 - hillbill (10/05/2013) [-]
A while
#87 - Picture 10/04/2013 on Doctor 0
#39 - Close. It's actually one of those "funny" birthday cards 10/03/2013 on Top lel +2
#50 - Picture 10/02/2013 on My Dog +4
#42 - MFW seeing it for the first time  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on nailed it 0
#43 - danascully (09/30/2013) [-]
You, my good sir, are accurate.
#78 - Thankyou, amigo 09/30/2013 on Best birthday present ever +1
#76 - woah what game is that?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2013 on Best birthday present ever +1
#77 - ninjabadger (09/30/2013) [-]
Dark Souls, my friend.

#78 - puremike (09/30/2013) [-]
Thankyou, amigo
#97 - jesus tap dancing christ no thanks. and i have a vivid imagination 09/29/2013 on This is A Virgin 0
#94 - or rather takes it.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2013 on This is A Virgin +3
#109 - lordpancake (09/29/2013) [-]
I'd probably let it.
#96 - creepingorion (09/29/2013) [-]
Dear God, the thought of that thing all up in my asshole... I'm a guy
#97 - puremike (09/29/2013) [-]
jesus tap dancing christ no thanks. and i have a vivid imagination
#41 - It's frankie boyle, sorry for the bad quality 09/29/2013 on Stonger +3
#71 - 9/10  [+] (13 new replies) 09/29/2013 on I give that dive a 6 +11
User avatar #91 - seriouslyblack (09/29/2013) [-]
yeah if you count the panic-y flailing before he hit the propeller actually anywhere close to good
User avatar #104 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
But that quintuple overhead triple rotational Dewey Duck Dive was simply marvelous in form, a recovery if there ever was one.
User avatar #110 - shunkahawolf (09/29/2013) [-]
amazing form but his entrance was a little sloppy in the end there ed. now after the break we'll be back with the synchronized, 1 person floating on a piece of wood big enough for 2 event.
User avatar #112 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
That's right shunka, definitely a 10 Im seeing from our judges all across the board. That's a perfect score on assholery, and a fantastic illustration of ignorance and stupidity for our team out in the water there. This sure is shaping up to be a hell of an event. Now, what about that whistling for the rowboat in the cold grip of hypothermia evenyt, wolf? You think our last remaining contestant is gonna ace it?
User avatar #113 - shunkahawolf (09/29/2013) [-]
its hard to say ed. her performance in the "jumping from stuck up bitch to free spirit" event left alot to be desired and i dont think she can really handle a solo event like this. im guessing were going to only get one tone out of her, just like the we have for the whole show.
User avatar #115 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
A fair assessment there, Wolf. However, she did put up some potential in the "Paint me like one of your French girls" sketch-off, she definitely fell short in the "French" portion of the event, regrettably. We've just heard now from the judges that it was due to a noted lack in sassy intolerance and garlic aroma, an unfortunate loss of score for her.
User avatar #118 - shunkahawolf (09/29/2013) [-]
i had a feeling when i saw those freshly shaven armpits and lack of cigarette smoke surrounding her she was cheating ed but its a damn shame that she had to go to such lengths even after being paired with leonardo "can i get an oscar god damnit" decaprio
User avatar #119 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
I think I love you
User avatar #120 - shunkahawolf (09/29/2013) [-]
hehe X3
User avatar #121 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
blush X2.5
User avatar #123 - shunkahawolf (09/29/2013) [-]
; 3
User avatar #124 - eddio (09/29/2013) [-]
Okay lets not get too deep here.

Cue terrible pun.
User avatar #143 - shunkahawolf (09/30/2013) [-]
>w> oh my
#11 - Picture 09/26/2013 on Only in the ghetto +1
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#104 - still twiddling my dick finding money to get a copy 09/26/2013 on cops in GTA +1
#30 - i Hope you're joking... 09/22/2013 on I Whip My Hair Back And... 0
#284 - Picture 09/22/2013 on SCIENCE MOFO 0

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#1 - vegituh (06/18/2014) [-]
stahp
#2 to #1 - puremike (06/18/2014) [-]
They won't let me. Sorry.
They won't let me. Sorry.
User avatar #3 to #2 - platinuminfernape (06/18/2014) [-]
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