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pureevil

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Ps2, Ps1, Gameboy Advance, GBC
Video Games Played: Battlefield Series, Lotr BFME series, APB:R, Chivalry Medieval Warfare
X-box Gamertag: Lol pc
PSN: Lol pc
Interests: Airsoft, Vidya games
Date Signed Up:5/28/2011
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:Bet you wanna know
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8601
Highest Content Rank:#4940
Highest Comment Rank:#1561
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Level 41 Content: Sammich eater → Level 42 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 254 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:45012
Times Content Favorited:28 times
Total Comments Made:1470
FJ Points:5888
Favorite Tags: dark (2) | souls (2)
I has description. Lawlzors

latest user's comments

#115 - I need more info about the bullpup bolter... It looks ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on For the Emperor! 0
#265 - listerthepessimist (03/22/2014) [-]
Lion's Wrath, relic combi-bolter
#277 - pureevil (03/22/2014) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
#3 - Unless you're in an urban enviroment. You'd have to… 03/18/2014 on I swear he was right there 0
#10 - Solaire isn't the only NPC in the game, he's just the favorite…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/18/2014 on The FJ Souls Community +9
User avatar #76 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/19/2014) [-]
if only they kept the cut content of him in the game
#26 - sweetbutteryjesus (03/19/2014) [-]
I like Laurentius.
#52 - gtastuntdude (03/19/2014) [-]
As do I.
I shouldn't have told him where I gained my pyromancy.

Quelaags sister is a barrel of fun and joy as well.
#219 - What are you, heterosexual? that's ******* gay 03/16/2014 on You what they say about big... 0
#15 - <3 03/15/2014 on Ki-Adi-Mundi +13
#52 - ^ Top lel 03/14/2014 on Dark Souls is Hard 0
#19 - If you switch out cat with human, you might be right, although… 03/07/2014 on Crafty. Very crafty. +3
#204 - Picture 03/07/2014 on GET FUCKING HYPED +5
#72 - Comment deleted 03/05/2014 on Wow! Retina! 0
#13 - I do feel stupid now, better leave a gif to divert attention!  [+] (5 new replies) 03/05/2014 on BOOM, dinner date +17
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#15 - pineapplechunkss (03/05/2014) [-]
BUNNY TITS!!!!!
#44 - peinguino (03/05/2014) [-]
#28 - iluvnutella (03/05/2014) [-]
I know of much worse then bunny boobies…
#31 - pineapplechunkss (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh god
#65 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Wow! Retina! 0
#68 - someponynew Comment deleted by pureevil
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#11 - Is nobody going to question why he is in his underwear? …  [+] (20 new replies) 03/05/2014 on BOOM, dinner date +70
User avatar #62 - scorpiom (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm guessing he's at the beach.
User avatar #59 - cactusphalus (03/06/2014) [-]
it's the beach
#57 - meatymanbearpig (03/06/2014) [-]
Pssst... theyre at the beach.
User avatar #56 - turboderp (03/06/2014) [-]
I would think it's because a beach is nearby, and he's wearing a bathing shorts of some kind, not underwear..

really early in the gif, for a brief moment, you can see it's a beach and people are doing beach stuff..
#58 - turboderp (03/06/2014) [-]
sorry for replying 3 times, didn't show that I replied then suddenly BOM.. MFW
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User avatar #50 - emokoneko (03/06/2014) [-]
Swimwear? I can't see it too clearly, but the girl in the left background seems to be wearing a swimsuit and sunbathing. Looks like other people are dressed similarly.
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User avatar #23 - Sethorein (03/05/2014) [-]
He's a runner... running shorts are glorified boxers?
#22 - soopfox (03/05/2014) [-]
No
#17 - Absolute Madman (03/05/2014) [-]
i question privacy and self control, maybe, after displays like this i question decency, and sexuality as an evolutionary deadend but never garmet choices
#16 - monsterderp (03/05/2014) [-]
nyet
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#13 - pureevil (03/05/2014) [-]
I do feel stupid now, better leave a gif to divert attention!
#14 - testaburger has deleted their comment.
#15 - pineapplechunkss (03/05/2014) [-]
BUNNY TITS!!!!!
#44 - peinguino (03/05/2014) [-]
#28 - iluvnutella (03/05/2014) [-]
I know of much worse then bunny boobies…
#31 - pineapplechunkss (03/05/2014) [-]
Oh god
#82 - 2/10, got people commenting and **** . 03/05/2014 on Wait a Minute... +3
#67 - Jesus **** that's insane. I want one. 03/03/2014 on her reaction is just so cute 0
#66 - That's so ******* awesome 03/03/2014 on her reaction is just so cute 0
#35 - Well d'uh. Katanas are too light to be able to smash through a…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/03/2014 on her reaction is just so cute 0
User avatar #61 - toguro (03/03/2014) [-]
No not at all, they were roughly equivalent in weight. Actually Spanish long swords were lighter weighing in at a mere 1.1 kilo.
User avatar #53 - phantomeins (03/03/2014) [-]
Katana vs. other swords, Part 5. The Katana is not quicker A katana isn't fast just because it's a katana. Sword speed will be fairly similar for all swords, it's the recovery time that's different for swords. You can repeatedly swing something like a greek xiphos faster than you can swing a large greatsword. Katanas and longswords are practically the same when it comes to wielding them, guards are the same, attacks are mostly the same. (Longswords have some more specialized types of attacks for dealing with plate like half swording)
User avatar #130 - cptsweatpants (03/03/2014) [-]
No, a properly used katana is definitely a "faster weapon" they weigh about the same however a katana is used with both hands unlike the longsword. This allows for fast recovery and better controlled swings.
User avatar #139 - phantomeins (03/03/2014) [-]
Bokken vs. Longsword Both their styles of combat are incredibly similar. Anybody who knows how to use a katana can pick up a longsword and be competent with it, and same goes for the other way.

User avatar #142 - cptsweatpants (03/03/2014) [-]
Definitely not true. The fighting style of a katana relies on cuts, rather than swings and stabs, with as little contact between yours and your opponents sword as possible and mainly by flat side of the blade or at angles. The edge was very sharp and brittle. Arming swords however were designed for piercing armor with stabs or impact damage by a powerful swing. You defended yourself by going edge to edge close to the hilt of the sword, a part that was wide, blunt and made out of more flexible metal. And unless you were using a shield then blade to blade contact was very common and the starting point of most fencing moves. The two schools of fighting have very little in common and by using either of the weapons with the incorrect style you'd ruin it in no time.
User avatar #137 - phantomeins (03/03/2014) [-]
Fencing with the long sword 2012 Longswords can be used with both hands, but are more effective with a two handed grip. You're thinking of a different sword.
User avatar #141 - cptsweatpants (03/03/2014) [-]
Very well then, let's go exact. Longsword was an improved upon arming sword. The main difference being the length of the hilt rather than blade. As such it did indeed allow two handed use. It was thought as a weapon for heavy cavalry and armored knights, because they were too slow to do some kind of fencing and used mostly big powerful swings. It wasn't something you gave to classic medieval footmen, neither was it even largely used by foot soldiers of any kind. If you take the weapon by it's proper use then katana is faster than a longsword, because you don't wear 30 kgs of metal while swinging it. That's where the whole hurr durr katana is faster comes from.

You are correct I was indeed thinking about arming swords rather then longswords since they were the european weapon of choice for footmen during medieval times. My apologies, should have been exact from the start.
#44 - holygrayell (03/03/2014) [-]
They're really not all that fast compared to a long sword. Especially if you're weilding it right. Speed is all based on the user.
#91 - Arcanine, you will always be legendary to me <3  [+] (2 new replies) 03/03/2014 on Pokemon Facts Part 2 +8
#108 - tippidie (03/03/2014) [-]
Adorable son of a bitch. Literally
User avatar #102 - lotengo (03/03/2014) [-]
He is the reason i didnt pick a fire starter in the Gen1 games.
#581 - Sealand. 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk 0
#755 - Picture 02/28/2014 on soopfox's profile 0
#36 - Never really noticed much who's driving behind, as long as it …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2014 on Just a dent bro, nobody... 0
User avatar #37 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
lel
#34 - Was that an insult, or do you just tend to drive too fast?  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Just a dent bro, nobody... 0
#35 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
neither lol
just that mostly people that tail me happened to drive Audi's it seems
User avatar #36 - pureevil (02/26/2014) [-]
Never really noticed much who's driving behind, as long as it ain't a woman, I'll be fine, I guess.
User avatar #37 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
lel
#31 - And I drive an Audi. ;D  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Just a dent bro, nobody... 0
User avatar #32 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
so do 90% of the people that tail me
#34 - pureevil (02/26/2014) [-]
Was that an insult, or do you just tend to drive too fast?
#35 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
neither lol
just that mostly people that tail me happened to drive Audi's it seems
User avatar #36 - pureevil (02/26/2014) [-]
Never really noticed much who's driving behind, as long as it ain't a woman, I'll be fine, I guess.
User avatar #37 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
lel
#29 - I thought that was BMW people...  [+] (7 new replies) 02/26/2014 on Just a dent bro, nobody... 0
User avatar #30 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
easy now I drive a BMW
User avatar #31 - pureevil (02/26/2014) [-]
And I drive an Audi. ;D
User avatar #32 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
so do 90% of the people that tail me
#34 - pureevil (02/26/2014) [-]
Was that an insult, or do you just tend to drive too fast?
#35 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
neither lol
just that mostly people that tail me happened to drive Audi's it seems
User avatar #36 - pureevil (02/26/2014) [-]
Never really noticed much who's driving behind, as long as it ain't a woman, I'll be fine, I guess.
User avatar #37 - joshlol (02/26/2014) [-]
lel
#211 - "Beanpole ahead" 02/26/2014 on Amazing pun ahead 0
#21 - In retrospect, I may have had to dumb down my question so that… 02/24/2014 on Hit me baby, one more time. 0

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User avatar #28 - soopfox ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #28 - soopfox ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommy, you're wordfilters are intense bodyloveing fabulous and sparkly, you female amusement-system
User avatar #27 - soopfox ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Why r u not ofound workings?
User avatar #25 - soopfox ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Broski
User avatar #26 to #25 - pureevil (06/20/2014) [-]
What upski?
User avatar #22 - soopfox ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song This tho
User avatar #23 to #22 - pureevil (06/10/2014) [-]
what the **** xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - soopfox ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
De er geniale xD
#20 - soopfox ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - avyon (10/28/2013) [-]
Just curious, what is your profile picture?
#19 to #18 - pureevil (10/29/2013) [-]
Fluttershy from MLP in a bunny dress.
<--- Higher resolution.
User avatar #17 - pureevil (09/08/2013) [-]
**pureevil rolls 922**
#13 - soopfox ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#9 - soopfox ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
DayZ Pl0x
#11 to #10 - soopfox ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - soopfox ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Don't you dare delete the comment before i get to read it! I wanna know what that was this instant!
User avatar #8 to #7 - pureevil (01/21/2013) [-]
How about no, you pervert?
User avatar #5 to #4 - pureevil (01/16/2013) [-]
**** hvor godt xD
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#1 - ganer ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
I took your profile's comment section's virginity
I took your profile's comment section's virginity
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