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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Ps2, Ps1, Gameboy Advance, GBC
Video Games Played: Battlefield Series, Lotr BFME series, APB:R, Chivalry Medieval Warfare
X-box Gamertag: Lol pc
PSN: Lol pc
Interests: Airsoft, Vidya games
Date Signed Up:5/28/2011
Last Login:7/20/2014
Location:Bet you wanna know
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#5 - I sure as hell hope the Zombie joined his religion. That would…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2013 on Pretty much me when I PC +1
User avatar #10 - themysticmage (08/06/2013) [-]
I actually did have it join his religion, critical success afterall.

He's jut pissed that the only time he crits it gets him a zombie to hail his god...not like...bonus damage or a fightwinning play
#12 - Well, I didn't see us losing any of those wars, huh? We know w…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Denmark during war -1
User avatar #13 - zomaru (08/06/2013) [-]
If I switched teams in the middle of a match of, say, Battlefield, because I was losing, You wouldn't call that fair would you?
User avatar #40 - pureevil (08/06/2013) [-]
I never said that, it might have been a bitch move, but we still managed to survive, which I'd say is impressive considering our entire population was/is less than one city in Germany.
#14 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
Last time I checked, a war that effects the entire outcome of the planet isn't the same as a video game.
#26 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
actually this planet would still be the same planet, regardless of who wins which war.
#46 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
Yes but it would be a lot shittier than it is today.
#91 - anonymous (08/06/2013) [-]
Gypsies, immigrants, supporting disabilities.

All things people complain about these days....
#3 - Every bloody die I buy seems to be cursed for some reason. On …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Pretty much me when I PC +2
User avatar #4 - themysticmage (08/06/2013) [-]
I had a friend like that once.

We were playing DnD and he had a joke character, a half-ogre paladin named St. John. He would do retarded stuff like use diplomacy on undead, not because he was stupid but because his character was.

He rolled a diplomacy to preach to a zombie to join his religion.

Natural 20. After the rest of the campaign had no rolls higher than 12.

He just sat there, looking at his dice.

"......I only crit when it doesn't fucking matter."
User avatar #7 - ironsoul (08/06/2013) [-]
He should crack open that die, it probably had an airbubble in it. I preper clear dice so I can tell that sort of thing.
User avatar #9 - ironsoul (08/06/2013) [-]
*prefer
User avatar #8 - theshinypen (08/06/2013) [-]
It's a bigger problem than you think, check out Gamescience dice
#11 - asrial (08/06/2013) [-]
Or even just their video about dice. That dude in the video seems to know his shit, and likewise with his dice.

But really, it makes sense you get lobsided results with a die that's uneven in edge sharpness and surface.
#6 - miwauturu (08/06/2013) [-]
Dude, if I was GM in that I would have completely had the zombie join his religion.
User avatar #5 - pureevil (08/06/2013) [-]
I sure as hell hope the Zombie joined his religion. That would be awesome.

But yeah, story of my life, I only ever friggin crit when it doesn't matter.
User avatar #10 - themysticmage (08/06/2013) [-]
I actually did have it join his religion, critical success afterall.

He's jut pissed that the only time he crits it gets him a zombie to hail his god...not like...bonus damage or a fightwinning play
#11 - I don't really get it. Why don't you guys just let vegans eat … 08/06/2013 on Becoming Vegan.... +5
#233 - Little soldier boy comes marching home.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on More than a Kids Show 0
#255 - kiermatv (08/05/2013) [-]
#37 - And it got even better when you could play a tabletob RPG in a…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/04/2013 on I love tabletop rpgs... +8
#80 - crimsonsplash (08/04/2013) [-]
Just finished that, feels were had when tina made roland a character and he almost died, but the muthafucking bloodwing save the day
#83 - arrowshock (08/04/2013) [-]
Don't forget about the reveal of the queen. So glad you finally get to see Butt Stallion.
User avatar #85 - crimsonsplash (08/04/2013) [-]
i screenshotted the reveal and everything, and i love how you feed her eridium and she pukes or shits weapons
#87 - arrowshock (08/04/2013) [-]
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Also can't forget the greatest side mission ever. Best $10 I ever spent...
User avatar #89 - crimsonsplash (08/04/2013) [-]
oh god that was such a good side mission, id do it a hundred times over, but my game glitched so they wouldnt respawn until i left the area and came back, so it was lengthy for me
#33 - Swagger is a bitch, my Zangoose oneshot himself quite frequent… 08/04/2013 on In reality 0
#150 - Those are some weird hatters. Why would hatters say such things?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Burger King 0
User avatar #151 - juanbalcknwhite (08/03/2013) [-]
Who knows.
#141 - But what do the hatters say?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Burger King +10
User avatar #148 - juanbalcknwhite (08/03/2013) [-]
"McDonald's is crap."
"It's not real chicken in the nuggets."
"blah blah blah, quit liking the things i don't like basically."
User avatar #160 - tinglyturtletaint (08/03/2013) [-]
To be fair. McDonalds taste nothing like other hamburgers, It is it's own taste so you can't really compare them. If I want an actual burger I go to In and out or Burger king, but if I want McDonalds, I go to McDonalds. It's like trying to compare Taco Bell to actual mexican food, they taste NOTHING alike.
User avatar #162 - juanbalcknwhite (08/03/2013) [-]
Do you have "Whataburger" where you live?
User avatar #150 - pureevil (08/03/2013) [-]
Those are some weird hatters. Why would hatters say such things?
User avatar #151 - juanbalcknwhite (08/03/2013) [-]
Who knows.
#147 - nidhugg (08/03/2013) [-]
Down with the bloody Red Queen!
#146 - pokimone (08/03/2013) [-]
May I take your hat sir?
#104 - My favorite games are the Firered/Leafgreen, simply because th… 07/29/2013 on Relive. 0
#6 - That's why you need to play while "human"!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2013 on Dark Souls +8
User avatar #33 - navadae (07/09/2013) [-]
this has long since lost its difficulty for me...
when people invade me, 95% of the time they die horrible deaths cause they try to brute-force Persuers or Dark Bead... so i cant even say its cause i have any form of skill whatsoever x_x
#4 - Not everyone is as good as you at video games, apparently.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on Dark Souls 0
User avatar #5 - rampaginphoenix (07/09/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, its tough. It just loses it once you know what you are doing. I guess that goes for most things in life.
#6 - pureevil (07/09/2013) [-]
That's why you need to play while "human"!
User avatar #33 - navadae (07/09/2013) [-]
this has long since lost its difficulty for me...
when people invade me, 95% of the time they die horrible deaths cause they try to brute-force Persuers or Dark Bead... so i cant even say its cause i have any form of skill whatsoever x_x
#6 - Wouldn't know, I think I've become immune to caffeine... Must'… 07/09/2013 on synesthesia +1
#3 - I can't really be the only one that thinks redbull is overrate…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/09/2013 on synesthesia +6
#5 - lolkizza (07/09/2013) [-]
red bull is just the classic energy drink, the only ones only came out recently only about 5-6 years ago during a massive craze
User avatar #4 - teranin (07/09/2013) [-]
yes, like Spike. Redbull is the most well known, though, so it goes better with the joke.
User avatar #6 - pureevil (07/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't know, I think I've become immune to caffeine... Must've been drinking too much of it I guess

I wish I liked coffee.
#42 - Dude. It's a Polandball comic. I think the author knows how a … 07/08/2013 on Story of WW2 +2
#25 - I imagine you could end up very wealthy, as originals seem to … 07/08/2013 on Amazing gun comp 0
#24 - Well, as I said, mine is a SOFTGUN, so it's not a real gun. It… 07/08/2013 on Amazing gun comp 0
#5 - We have an inbox? 07/07/2013 on sorry, DJ 4dm1n +1
#1 - Comment deleted 07/07/2013 on Even if you can't beard 0
#4 - Ah, Ken M never dissapoints. 07/07/2013 on You never go full retard +2
#3 - Praise the fluffy tail! 07/07/2013 on How I feel killing... +16
#7 - I actually have a thompson 1928 at home. It's only a …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Amazing gun comp +1
User avatar #15 - fantomen (07/07/2013) [-]
I fired an original one in Swedish army training.
Our regiment was considered low priority, so were were armed with 90 year old Mauser rifles, and only one in 10 had a pistol 1903 Colt clone.


But one day out Commander decided to clear a bunch of old shit from storage, including about 10 000 rounds of really old .45 ammo.
So they gave us training on some old Thompsons that were bought during WWII, and we just spent the whole day on the range feeling like old school gangsters.
There are some things you discover about them however.
Firstly, How freaking heavy they are compared to a European SMG.
Secondly, they rattle when you shake them.
And thirdly, how difficult they are to hit anything with. If you try to use the ladder sight or semi auto fire you're just going to miss, so the only effective way to use a Thompson is to use the V-notch sight and just mow down shit full auto, and unless you have the really heavy and unreliable 50 round drum magazine you are going to run out of ammo in about 2 seconds. That's not an exaggeration, and then swapping mags is also a pain ans slow.


But I think those old guns are either destroyed or in storage now. Which makes me sad.
Hopefully they are packed with cosmoline and thrown in a museum basement.
User avatar #24 - pureevil (07/08/2013) [-]
Well, as I said, mine is a SOFTGUN, so it's not a real gun. It shoots BB-bullets (Plastic bullets) at very "low" velocities (120-130 m/s) and is used for Airsoft. It is rather heavy though, yeah, it is said to be one of the most realistic Thompsons out there. It weighs around 4 kg. without the drum mag (Which, incidentally holds around 450 BB rounds, so I don't really run out in 2 seconds, but it is damn close).

It does sound fun, being allowed to shoot with such old weapons, but you really must have been considered low priority if you were shooting with such old weapons xD.

I rather like the laddersight though, but since this is a "BB-gun", i would say that it's a bit easier to aim with and hit stuff with. (After all, you got 450 bullets, not 50)

I will agree, the drum does rattle hell of alot as I could imagine it would've done too if it was "real".
#29 - I beg to differ, some are true. Mine ain't, though. 07/07/2013 on Usernames arent literal +1
#26 - Ponies* 07/07/2013 on When your friends find your... +4
#17 - Actually a pretty good manga. A bit weird, but hey, it's a manga! 07/07/2013 on The Voynich Hotel 0
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User avatar #26 to #25 - pureevil (06/20/2014) [-]
What upski?
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Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song This tho
User avatar #23 to #22 - pureevil (06/10/2014) [-]
what the fuck xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - soopfox (06/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #18 - avyon (10/28/2013) [-]
Just curious, what is your profile picture?
#19 to #18 - pureevil (10/29/2013) [-]
Fluttershy from MLP in a bunny dress.
<--- Higher resolution.
User avatar #17 - pureevil (09/08/2013) [-]
**pureevil rolls 922**
#13 - soopfox (04/11/2013) [-]
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DayZ Pl0x
User avatar #7 - soopfox (01/20/2013) [-]
Don't you dare delete the comment before i get to read it! I wanna know what that was this instant!
User avatar #8 to #7 - pureevil (01/21/2013) [-]
How about no, you pervert?
User avatar #5 to #4 - pureevil (01/16/2013) [-]
Fuck hvor godt xD
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#1 - ganer (03/04/2012) [-]
I took your profile's comment section's virginity
I took your profile's comment section's virginity
#2 to #1 - pureevil (03/05/2012) [-]
Well fuck.
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