I actually did have it join his religion, critical success afterall.

He's jut pissed that the only time he crits it gets him a zombie to hail his god...not like...bonus damage or a fightwinning play

If I switched teams in the middle of a match of, say, Battlefield, because I was losing, You wouldn't call that fair would you?

I never said that, it might have been a bitch move, but we still managed to survive, which I'd say is impressive considering our entire population was/is less than one city in Germany.

I had a friend like that once.

We were playing DnD and he had a joke character, a half-ogre paladin named St. John. He would do retarded stuff like use diplomacy on undead, not because he was stupid but because his character was.

He rolled a diplomacy to preach to a zombie to join his religion.

Natural 20. After the rest of the campaign had no rolls higher than 12.

He just sat there, looking at his dice.

"......I only crit when it doesn't fucking matter."

He should crack open that die, it probably had an airbubble in it. I preper clear dice so I can tell that sort of thing.

*prefer

It's a bigger problem than you think, check out Gamescience dice

Or even just their video about dice. That dude in the video seems to know his shit, and likewise with his dice.

But really, it makes sense you get lobsided results with a die that's uneven in edge sharpness and surface.

Dude, if I was GM in that I would have completely had the zombie join his religion.

I sure as hell hope the Zombie joined his religion. That would be awesome.

But yeah, story of my life, I only ever friggin crit when it doesn't matter.

I actually did have it join his religion, critical success afterall.

He's jut pissed that the only time he crits it gets him a zombie to hail his god...not like...bonus damage or a fightwinning play

Just finished that, feels were had when tina made roland a character and he almost died, but the muthafucking bloodwing save the day

Don't forget about the reveal of the queen. So glad you finally get to see Butt Stallion.

i screenshotted the reveal and everything, and i love how you feed her eridium and she pukes or shits weapons

Also can't forget the greatest side mission ever. Best $10 I ever spent...

oh god that was such a good side mission, id do it a hundred times over, but my game glitched so they wouldnt respawn until i left the area and came back, so it was lengthy for me

Who knows.

"McDonald's is crap."
"It's not real chicken in the nuggets."
"blah blah blah, quit liking the things i don't like basically."

To be fair. McDonalds taste nothing like other hamburgers, It is it's own taste so you can't really compare them. If I want an actual burger I go to In and out or Burger king, but if I want McDonalds, I go to McDonalds. It's like trying to compare Taco Bell to actual mexican food, they taste NOTHING alike.

Do you have "Whataburger" where you live?

Those are some weird hatters. Why would hatters say such things?

Who knows.

Down with the bloody Red Queen!

May I take your hat sir?

this has long since lost its difficulty for me...
when people invade me, 95% of the time they die horrible deaths cause they try to brute-force Persuers or Dark Bead... so i cant even say its cause i have any form of skill whatsoever x_x

Don't get me wrong, its tough. It just loses it once you know what you are doing. I guess that goes for most things in life.

That's why you need to play while "human"!

this has long since lost its difficulty for me...
when people invade me, 95% of the time they die horrible deaths cause they try to brute-force Persuers or Dark Bead... so i cant even say its cause i have any form of skill whatsoever x_x

red bull is just the classic energy drink, the only ones only came out recently only about 5-6 years ago during a massive craze

yes, like Spike. Redbull is the most well known, though, so it goes better with the joke.

Wouldn't know, I think I've become immune to caffeine... Must've been drinking too much of it I guess

I wish I liked coffee.

I fired an original one in Swedish army training.
Our regiment was considered low priority, so were were armed with 90 year old Mauser rifles, and only one in 10 had a pistol 1903 Colt clone.


But one day out Commander decided to clear a bunch of old shit from storage, including about 10 000 rounds of really old .45 ammo.
So they gave us training on some old Thompsons that were bought during WWII, and we just spent the whole day on the range feeling like old school gangsters.
There are some things you discover about them however.
Firstly, How freaking heavy they are compared to a European SMG.
Secondly, they rattle when you shake them.
And thirdly, how difficult they are to hit anything with. If you try to use the ladder sight or semi auto fire you're just going to miss, so the only effective way to use a Thompson is to use the V-notch sight and just mow down shit full auto, and unless you have the really heavy and unreliable 50 round drum magazine you are going to run out of ammo in about 2 seconds. That's not an exaggeration, and then swapping mags is also a pain ans slow.


But I think those old guns are either destroyed or in storage now. Which makes me sad.
Hopefully they are packed with cosmoline and thrown in a museum basement.

Well, as I said, mine is a SOFTGUN, so it's not a real gun. It shoots BB-bullets (Plastic bullets) at very "low" velocities (120-130 m/s) and is used for Airsoft. It is rather heavy though, yeah, it is said to be one of the most realistic Thompsons out there. It weighs around 4 kg. without the drum mag (Which, incidentally holds around 450 BB rounds, so I don't really run out in 2 seconds, but it is damn close).

It does sound fun, being allowed to shoot with such old weapons, but you really must have been considered low priority if you were shooting with such old weapons xD.

I rather like the laddersight though, but since this is a "BB-gun", i would say that it's a bit easier to aim with and hit stuff with. (After all, you got 450 bullets, not 50)

I will agree, the drum does rattle hell of alot as I could imagine it would've done too if it was "real".