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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Ps2, Ps1, Gameboy Advance, GBC
Video Games Played: Battlefield Series, Lotr BFME series, APB:R, Chivalry Medieval Warfare
X-box Gamertag: Lol pc
PSN: Lol pc
Interests: Airsoft, Vidya games
Date Signed Up:5/28/2011
Last Login:7/20/2014
Location:Bet you wanna know
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#343 - **pureevil rolls 848** Huh, I wonder. ;D  [+] (3 new replies) 08/23/2013 on Damned Skyrim 0
User avatar #349 - pureevil (08/23/2013) [-]
**pureevil rolls 624**

Well, I'll try again then.
User avatar #355 - pureevil (08/23/2013) [-]
Hmm, Redguard thief from Winterhold.... Well, couldv'e been worse!

#346 - pureevil has deleted their comment.
#368 - Glad I could help. 08/20/2013 on Those guys again.... 0
#64 - And a few more. If you didn't get lucky, visit Humblebundle.co… 08/19/2013 on Oh look 0
#299 - I know everyones probably got them, but I'll share a few keys …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Those guys again.... +3
User avatar #302 - hamsterball (08/19/2013) [-]
Thank you for Mirrors Edge
User avatar #368 - pureevil (08/20/2013) [-]
Glad I could help.
#3 - Picture 08/18/2013 on English 101 +2
#68 - Dude. A fucking full-sized replica dubstep gun. IN SPACE.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Video Game Facts #23 +5
User avatar #124 - burdenedsoul (08/17/2013) [-]
further enhancing my point
#66 - Damn, if I actually had a million bucks (Or more, so that I co… 08/16/2013 on Video Game Facts #23 0
#93 - It is, actually, since Swedish, Danish and Norwegian Vikings s…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2013 on Henry Rollins. 0
User avatar #101 - toensix (08/15/2013) [-]
Well to be fair the English are a mix of a butt load of ethnic groups with not really a majority to point to.
#7 - RESPECT =/= FEAR. We wanna be feared! yay tho! 08/15/2013 on Henry Rollins. +5
#18 - Holy crap a nice bundle. 08/15/2013 on Well Fuck 0
#4 - Uh, in Denmark, we don't pay for tuition, college, university …  [+] (29 new replies) 08/15/2013 on Henry Rollins. +90
User avatar #214 - jaggedherp (08/16/2013) [-]
So go back to being vikings
#207 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/16/2013) [-]
"college, university and such is free"

"(Well, it's paid by the taxes we have, which is kinda high"

I like how you set the second part off with parentheses like it's a barely relevant detail.

IF YOU PAY FOR IT WITH TAXES, THEN IT'S NOT FREE
#188 - ryuryu (08/16/2013) [-]
>were
#177 - arjunz (08/15/2013) [-]
You mean you're not still?
User avatar #86 - polymerisation (08/15/2013) [-]
You pay for that with much higher prices on everything (taxes, like you said). I know this isn't Denmark, but I went to Sweden and Finland recently. Shit's expensive yo. Like, really expensive.
#38 - hydromatic (08/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - newsmyrna (08/15/2013) [-]
Well that's because your country is to small to ever be powerful there are more people in my home state of NJ then your entire country.
#63 - phaltazar (08/15/2013) [-]
Not trying to sound like a Danishfag, but i'm pretty sure our welfare and educational system is in better shape, than that of the one you have in NJ. Which i think counts for something.
User avatar #74 - newsmyrna (08/15/2013) [-]
Yea welfare probably is netter though it's not that bad in NJ being that it is a liberal state, but I wasn't arguing that at all you said no one fears Denmark and I told you why because you're too small.
#18 - isbak (08/15/2013) [-]
We pay for our books
Source: A dane
#14 - cursesnew (08/15/2013) [-]
But no one has invaded us you know. Must have been out of fear you know. ;)
#17 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah totally!
Except for the FUCKING GERMANS JUST OVER 70 YEARS AGO
User avatar #72 - daentraya (08/15/2013) [-]
And that was just to get to Norway's resources. We're quite the neutral little place here, just having great wealthfare and social security and stuff. We don't need to be feared
#19 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
And by the way... Denmark has been invaded from time to time besides that...
#11 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
Then go fucking pillaging and raping
#9 - runningwyeld (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, noone gives a shit about us
#8 - wmpedo (08/15/2013) [-]
#16 - kommandantvideo (08/15/2013) [-]
So successful, in fact, that most colonies around the world are either Swedish, Norwegian, or Danish.


Oh wait.
User avatar #97 - analleakage (08/15/2013) [-]
>implying India is succesful
User avatar #124 - kommandantvideo (08/15/2013) [-]
You're a complete dumbass if you think that's what I meant
User avatar #93 - pureevil (08/15/2013) [-]
It is, actually, since Swedish, Danish and Norwegian Vikings stopped raiding and settled down in England, which, according to your "logic", has some of the biggest colonies around the world. So I guess you could say we still have some... Uh, prutrudence(?!) around the world.
User avatar #101 - toensix (08/15/2013) [-]
Well to be fair the English are a mix of a butt load of ethnic groups with not really a majority to point to.
#70 - leeton (08/15/2013) [-]
Its not the size that matters, but what you're able to do with what you have.
Thats a sexual reference
User avatar #48 - hemming (08/15/2013) [-]
Size doesn't spell success
User avatar #37 - wmpedo (08/15/2013) [-]
big doesnt mean successful
#6 - vikingpizza (08/15/2013) [-]
But you were vikings.
User avatar #195 - mooghens (08/16/2013) [-]
Because we were high as fuck on mushrooms back then.
User avatar #5 - leagueoflawl (08/15/2013) [-]
But I respect you guys!
#7 - pureevil (08/15/2013) [-]
RESPECT =/= FEAR.

We wanna be feared!

yay tho!
#26 - awww yiss 08/15/2013 on All of my yes +2
#469 - *roll picture.* without the .  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Rollin +1
#1065 - wroughten (08/13/2013) [-]
Thanksies!
#468 - ... 08/12/2013 on Rollin 0
#467 - **pureevil rolled a random image posted in comment #5498898 …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Rollin 0
User avatar #468 - pureevil (08/12/2013) [-]
...
#217 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Yeah right -1
User avatar #218 - catburglarpenis (08/12/2013) [-]
Adaptation. One is a regional adaptation. Say it with me... Adaptation. Good.
#110 - Ouch, so much for sarcasm. Ah well  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on Funny overload 0
User avatar #116 - smithforprez (08/13/2013) [-]
wouldn't that be deadpan?
#133 - My god, this seems familiar!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2013 on English 0
User avatar #137 - soopfox (08/12/2013) [-]
Well, it was hanging on the wall in my bathroom, so no wonder
#4 - Holy fuck that girl is retarded. Can't even drink milk with a …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Funny overload -60
User avatar #110 - pureevil (08/12/2013) [-]
Ouch, so much for sarcasm. Ah well
User avatar #116 - smithforprez (08/13/2013) [-]
wouldn't that be deadpan?
#76 - lawander (08/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - smithforprez (08/12/2013) [-]
ha ha, I get jokes too
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on *insert funny title here* +2
#2 - nbrinkers Comment deleted by pureevil
#9 - Now we're on the subject, have any of you seen the new Rooster… 08/09/2013 on The Difference Between The Two 0
#15 - OY, THATZ NUT TRU! 08/09/2013 on Mithbustaz 0
#105 - Tbh, KISS isn't only a military acronym, it's very common in p… 08/09/2013 on Military Code +1
#94 - But everytime I fake laugh I sound like an evil villain. :/ 08/07/2013 on Fact Is... 0
#40 - I never said that, it might have been a bitch move, but we sti… 08/06/2013 on Denmark during war 0
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User avatar #28 - soopfox ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #29 to #28 - soopfox ONLINE (07/14/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommy, you're wordfilters are intense bodyloveing fabulous and sparkly, you female amusement-system
User avatar #27 - soopfox ONLINE (07/10/2014) [-]
Why r u not ofound workings?
User avatar #25 - soopfox ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Broski
User avatar #26 to #25 - pureevil (06/20/2014) [-]
What upski?
User avatar #22 - soopfox ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Obey the Beard by Psychostick [Official] Beard Song This tho
User avatar #23 to #22 - pureevil (06/10/2014) [-]
what the fuck xD
User avatar #24 to #23 - soopfox ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
De er geniale xD
#20 - soopfox ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 - avyon (10/28/2013) [-]
Just curious, what is your profile picture?
#19 to #18 - pureevil (10/29/2013) [-]
Fluttershy from MLP in a bunny dress.
<--- Higher resolution.
User avatar #17 - pureevil (09/08/2013) [-]
**pureevil rolls 922**
#13 - soopfox ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#9 - soopfox ONLINE (02/26/2013) [-]
DayZ Pl0x
#11 to #10 - soopfox ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 - soopfox ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Don't you dare delete the comment before i get to read it! I wanna know what that was this instant!
User avatar #8 to #7 - pureevil (01/21/2013) [-]
How about no, you pervert?
User avatar #5 to #4 - pureevil (01/16/2013) [-]
Fuck hvor godt xD
#3 - pureevil (04/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#1 - ganer ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
I took your profile's comment section's virginity
I took your profile's comment section's virginity
#2 to #1 - pureevil (03/05/2012) [-]
Well fuck.
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