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#100 - Use ArtRage OP.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2014 on I'm a Caveman +1
User avatar #103 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
not "use" try it, don't go for photoshop yet, its not a program for drawing, and its expensive.

try drawing programs.
User avatar #101 - itsthetie (07/20/2014) [-]
the list is expanding I'll check it out among the other suggestions, I just want it to be user friendly and easy to color in
User avatar #104 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah thats why I don't recommend Photoshop , its not made for drawing its more for editing pictures, most professionals use it because they took classes with it, so they got used to it.
User avatar #105 - itsthetie (07/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, so I've heard. Sai and gimp are among the things people recommend the most, but I'll make sure to check ArtRage out mate, thanks a bunch
User avatar #109 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Review of Wacom Cintiq 24 HD Touch with ArtRage Painting Demo

Artrage is closer to natural drawing, its basically simulates drawing with ink on a paper instead of digital coloring

by the way what tablet did you get?
#12 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Tytell +1
#44 - Expanddong.jpg 07/20/2014 on Isocyanate + Polyol 0
#69 - "COME ON COME ON COME ON!"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Dark Horse sang in 20... 0
User avatar #70 - frenzysalem (07/20/2014) [-]
"Can't you see, that I am not afraid!"
#289 - I like pain 07/20/2014 on (untitled) +3
#30 - The cat looks like its about to resurrect ancient Egyptian gods 07/20/2014 on Cat Does Not Approve 0
#121 - FJ should seriously make a section for stuff like th-.... wait. 07/20/2014 on Katy Perry entertains +2
#66 - What the text says?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Dark Horse sang in 20... 0
User avatar #68 - frenzysalem (07/20/2014) [-]
Jim Morrison: So famous he gets small children to scratch his head.
#69 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
"COME ON COME ON COME ON!"
User avatar #70 - frenzysalem (07/20/2014) [-]
"Can't you see, that I am not afraid!"
#64 - I never heard the original song, I'm guessing people freaked o… 07/20/2014 on Dark Horse sang in 20... 0
#30 - Yep. 07/20/2014 on Clever +1
#29 - **pulluspardus rolled comment #9311796 ** : when theyre d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Clever +13
User avatar #30 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Yep.
#92 - ARE YOU TRYING TO OBJECTIFY THAT OBJECT?!?! 07/20/2014 on Get some perspective +3
#59 - and that's all haha, honestly its really hard to explain what … 07/20/2014 on Title itle e 0
#58 - Those that formed "Elyzium" stayed there trapped in … 07/20/2014 on Title itle e 0
#57 - Its called Elyzian Fields, Its set in the dis…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Title itle e 0
User avatar #58 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Those that formed "Elyzium" stayed there trapped in earth never able to leave it, (unlike other nationals who successfully formed their own colonies, that had very strict rules on security, whoever breaks the law was cast away from the colony those who were cast away are called "Drifters"

One of these outlaws Nicknamed "Light bringer" tried to create a shelter for drifters whoever was cast away would find shelter, of course without colonial funding homes these groups resorted to terrorism, stealing and salvaging money and equipment from colonies, on their way to salvage workers on earth (Harversters) they found those who lived in CS-3 mentioned before (AKA Elyzium) seeing their struggle the man promised them to create a home, a paradise out of the colonist's paradise and lead them to light (hence his nickname) , This terrorist group then took the concept of "Beyond Boundaries" of the first colonists and dragged it even further, not only it was science beyond boundaries but its also Mercenaries beyond boundaries, Hackers beyond boundaries...etc

Zone Of The Enders OST2 - Beyond the Bounds(Full Version)

The old BTB (Beyond the Boundaries) saw them as a threat so they tried stopping them with the help of the other colonies (since the old BTB helped them a lot during the crisis).

with the help of their very loyal new friends and after a very hard battle they were victorious against the colonists and causing a great coup de etat against them, merging CS-1 , CS-2 and CS-3 , making Elyzium home for the new BTB and also the drifters and outcasts

Now Elyzian Fields is the name of technocratic entity leaders that governs Elyzium, such as the scientists the mercenaries...etc , since Elyzium doesn't have a government, it is ruled by money so anything goes and if you hurt anyone those people will just put a bounty on your head and mercenaries would take care of you
#45 - "the females belongs to my soft Dick...tator" 07/19/2014 on Assshole fucked up my mirror 0
#54 - "That does it, I'm invading poland" 07/19/2014 on ( °͡ ʖ °͡) (°͡ ʖ... +1
#55 - I am writing a scifi novel as well, whats yours called and wha…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Title itle e 0
#56 - rhodg (07/20/2014) [-]
It's called Torn in Time (the acronym 'tit' is not exactly what I wanted, so it's a work in progress lol) and it's about a Rift in space and time that opens up near Cardiff city, UK. After a while, smaller rifts open across the world and mutated creatures come through them, invading the every country on Earth in seconds. 5 years after the book takes place and the non-intelligent 'Mutes' start taking on a new plan and the remaining survivors of the Earth Alliance formed after the collapse of society begin to counter attack the Mutes, it specifically follows a small squad of soldiers that end up getting in way over their heads.

So far it reads alot better as a whole rather than a short paragraph though. Hoping to get it published with the help of a friend who works in the that area.

What about yours?
User avatar #59 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
and that's all haha, honestly its really hard to explain what "Elyzian Fields" is without going through that whole back story.
User avatar #57 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Ayreon - Unnatural Selection

Its called Elyzian Fields, Its set in the distant future where humanity already left earth in favor of much bigger colonies , some of them are man made, others are found and occupied, It has no aliens (though there are non-human creatures), no laser beams no star wars-esc battles, its more hard scifi.

The story centers around colonies and each colony has it's own culture that is evolved from modern day cultures, for example Xiberia is future Russia (which was hit by black rains and sheltered underground metro for a long time) Usonia is future USA (which was flooded and divided into three), I am trying to include all ethnic groups of our world and make a version of them that is in the future

In the future people live long lives, due to breakthrough in medical research and the fact that augmentation and highly advanced AIs became very common.

Before Xiberia and Usonia and other national colonies, there were only 3 colonies made by the group "Scientists Beyond the Boundaries" which is originally an elitist scientist non-religious group, like the freemasons

CS-1 , CS-2 and CS-3 ,

CS-3 was abandoned by the first colonists after exploding on top of the earth's orbit causing even more flooding and radiation on the seas (which ironically finally motivated earth's countries to leave the earth who didn't want to "Listen to the warning" by the elitist group)

Some of the people who were left behind by first colonists took over the remains of this colonial station and made it their home and called It Elyzium (because they saw "An Die Fraude" ((national anthem of the EU)) lyrics written on one of it's walls,with the line "Daughter Of Elyzium")
An Die Freude (Ode To Joy) W/ Lyrics
User avatar #58 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Those that formed "Elyzium" stayed there trapped in earth never able to leave it, (unlike other nationals who successfully formed their own colonies, that had very strict rules on security, whoever breaks the law was cast away from the colony those who were cast away are called "Drifters"

One of these outlaws Nicknamed "Light bringer" tried to create a shelter for drifters whoever was cast away would find shelter, of course without colonial funding homes these groups resorted to terrorism, stealing and salvaging money and equipment from colonies, on their way to salvage workers on earth (Harversters) they found those who lived in CS-3 mentioned before (AKA Elyzium) seeing their struggle the man promised them to create a home, a paradise out of the colonist's paradise and lead them to light (hence his nickname) , This terrorist group then took the concept of "Beyond Boundaries" of the first colonists and dragged it even further, not only it was science beyond boundaries but its also Mercenaries beyond boundaries, Hackers beyond boundaries...etc

Zone Of The Enders OST2 - Beyond the Bounds(Full Version)

The old BTB (Beyond the Boundaries) saw them as a threat so they tried stopping them with the help of the other colonies (since the old BTB helped them a lot during the crisis).

with the help of their very loyal new friends and after a very hard battle they were victorious against the colonists and causing a great coup de etat against them, merging CS-1 , CS-2 and CS-3 , making Elyzium home for the new BTB and also the drifters and outcasts

Now Elyzian Fields is the name of technocratic entity leaders that governs Elyzium, such as the scientists the mercenaries...etc , since Elyzium doesn't have a government, it is ruled by money so anything goes and if you hurt anyone those people will just put a bounty on your head and mercenaries would take care of you
#38 - Its actually better to describe what happens, to fill up the b…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Title itle e +1
#45 - rhodg (07/19/2014) [-]
I'm trying to write a sci fi novel (50K words done!) and it's hard to come up with the 'filler' parts that keep the reader, well, reading. The filling is way harder than the better more exciting bits.
User avatar #55 - pulluspardus (07/19/2014) [-]
I am writing a scifi novel as well, whats yours called and whats it about ?
#56 - rhodg (07/20/2014) [-]
It's called Torn in Time (the acronym 'tit' is not exactly what I wanted, so it's a work in progress lol) and it's about a Rift in space and time that opens up near Cardiff city, UK. After a while, smaller rifts open across the world and mutated creatures come through them, invading the every country on Earth in seconds. 5 years after the book takes place and the non-intelligent 'Mutes' start taking on a new plan and the remaining survivors of the Earth Alliance formed after the collapse of society begin to counter attack the Mutes, it specifically follows a small squad of soldiers that end up getting in way over their heads.

So far it reads alot better as a whole rather than a short paragraph though. Hoping to get it published with the help of a friend who works in the that area.

What about yours?
User avatar #59 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
and that's all haha, honestly its really hard to explain what "Elyzian Fields" is without going through that whole back story.
User avatar #57 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Ayreon - Unnatural Selection

Its called Elyzian Fields, Its set in the distant future where humanity already left earth in favor of much bigger colonies , some of them are man made, others are found and occupied, It has no aliens (though there are non-human creatures), no laser beams no star wars-esc battles, its more hard scifi.

The story centers around colonies and each colony has it's own culture that is evolved from modern day cultures, for example Xiberia is future Russia (which was hit by black rains and sheltered underground metro for a long time) Usonia is future USA (which was flooded and divided into three), I am trying to include all ethnic groups of our world and make a version of them that is in the future

In the future people live long lives, due to breakthrough in medical research and the fact that augmentation and highly advanced AIs became very common.

Before Xiberia and Usonia and other national colonies, there were only 3 colonies made by the group "Scientists Beyond the Boundaries" which is originally an elitist scientist non-religious group, like the freemasons

CS-1 , CS-2 and CS-3 ,

CS-3 was abandoned by the first colonists after exploding on top of the earth's orbit causing even more flooding and radiation on the seas (which ironically finally motivated earth's countries to leave the earth who didn't want to "Listen to the warning" by the elitist group)

Some of the people who were left behind by first colonists took over the remains of this colonial station and made it their home and called It Elyzium (because they saw "An Die Fraude" ((national anthem of the EU)) lyrics written on one of it's walls,with the line "Daughter Of Elyzium")
An Die Freude (Ode To Joy) W/ Lyrics
User avatar #58 - pulluspardus (07/20/2014) [-]
Those that formed "Elyzium" stayed there trapped in earth never able to leave it, (unlike other nationals who successfully formed their own colonies, that had very strict rules on security, whoever breaks the law was cast away from the colony those who were cast away are called "Drifters"

One of these outlaws Nicknamed "Light bringer" tried to create a shelter for drifters whoever was cast away would find shelter, of course without colonial funding homes these groups resorted to terrorism, stealing and salvaging money and equipment from colonies, on their way to salvage workers on earth (Harversters) they found those who lived in CS-3 mentioned before (AKA Elyzium) seeing their struggle the man promised them to create a home, a paradise out of the colonist's paradise and lead them to light (hence his nickname) , This terrorist group then took the concept of "Beyond Boundaries" of the first colonists and dragged it even further, not only it was science beyond boundaries but its also Mercenaries beyond boundaries, Hackers beyond boundaries...etc

Zone Of The Enders OST2 - Beyond the Bounds(Full Version)

The old BTB (Beyond the Boundaries) saw them as a threat so they tried stopping them with the help of the other colonies (since the old BTB helped them a lot during the crisis).

with the help of their very loyal new friends and after a very hard battle they were victorious against the colonists and causing a great coup de etat against them, merging CS-1 , CS-2 and CS-3 , making Elyzium home for the new BTB and also the drifters and outcasts

Now Elyzian Fields is the name of technocratic entity leaders that governs Elyzium, such as the scientists the mercenaries...etc , since Elyzium doesn't have a government, it is ruled by money so anything goes and if you hurt anyone those people will just put a bounty on your head and mercenaries would take care of you
#74 - Did you write a song of ice and fire? 07/18/2014 on She has HUGE....Tracks of... 0
#2513 - Okay science people, Have you ever had a dream about something…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/18/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #2545 - leightonsolomon (07/21/2014) [-]
Thats just because you tend to remember these things. So many mundane things happen everyday, if you happen to look at the clock at 11:11, you'll remember it, even though you looked at the clock 58 times before that day.
#2523 - dehumanizer (07/19/2014) [-]
eh not really i would call it coincidence, you just remembered those things becuase you wanted to (things that happened in your dreams, exact time numbers).
User avatar #2550 - pulluspardus (07/21/2014) [-]
then why do i dream them BEFORE they happen?
#2551 - dehumanizer (07/21/2014) [-]
you dream about something and when it happens you remember you dreamed about it, its you thats making a connection
User avatar #2552 - pulluspardus (07/21/2014) [-]
but how does it happen at the exact moment and the exact time and the same exact situation?
User avatar #2562 - grandlordchicken (07/21/2014) [-]
How do you know it's the exact time, exact place, and exact situation, did you know the time and place in the dream? Is the situation even really exactly the same or are you just remember the parts that happened? Memory is a funny thing, it's changed every time you remember it.
User avatar #2567 - pulluspardus (07/21/2014) [-]
because it is the same exact moment happening twice.
People saying the same exact things, at the same time and on the same place and also the same clothing same, same atmosphere same everything.
Memory is a funny thing true, but I always remember it when it hits.
User avatar #2568 - grandlordchicken (07/21/2014) [-]
First of all, how do you know it's at the right time, is there a calendar and a clock in your dream? Do you actually remember the color and type of that persons shirt in the dream? I find dreams usually aren't that lucid. Do you actually remember the exact words they said in the dream? What else happens in this dream? How many dreams do you have that AREN'T predicting things? One common thing that can happen is that a lot of things happen in a dream, and then later one of those things happens in real life by coincidence, and you only remember the part of the dream in which it happened because that's the part that happened in real life. How often do you do the same routines day by day? Something may happen in your day, so your dream about it, and then something similar happens another day and you think the dream predicted it.
User avatar #2569 - pulluspardus (07/21/2014) [-]
Sometimes (I look at my watch and stuff)
Yes
Yes
I have a lot of dreams that don't happen of course, and I am not saying i predict things, just some odd dreams that actually happen in the future
I don't do the same routines day by day, I'm talking to you now saying these exact words and i will never say these exact words ever again.

I'm not actually a spiritual person , I don't believe in ghosts and angels and what not, just want to know the science behind this stuff there must be.
User avatar #2571 - grandlordchicken (07/21/2014) [-]
The actual science behind this is the simple fact that we remember the things from dreams that happen more than the things that don't, and we have a lot of dreams and a lot of things happen, so coincidences happen. If you really want to get an accurate picture record everything that happens in every dream you have as soon as you wake up. Then when record it when the things happen, you'll find that the things that don't happen FAR outnumber the things that do. If the there is a huge amount of things in your dreams happening in real life, contact James randi, he has a million dollars for you.
#2553 - dehumanizer (07/21/2014) [-]
fine you are magic, congratulations
#2554 - pulluspardus (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm just asking what causes it, why are you being such a drama queen?
#29 - Ma ***** I'm waiting for …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #34 - shadylight (07/18/2014) [-]
Julius is such a badass. Killing bosses with pure brute force and don't need no pussy weak-ass seals like soma.
#50 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on DBZ has the best plot ever 0
#51 - popnotes (07/18/2014) [-]
#62 - Except for losing the match? Why do people like him? 07/18/2014 on Goalie like a boss -3
#71 - 8 shades of white. 07/18/2014 on Moonwalking all day erry day 0
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User avatar #61 - samous (07/18/2014) [-]
touch my dick
User avatar #45 - revengeforfreeze (05/27/2014) [-]
so you're a mud?
User avatar #47 to #46 - revengeforfreeze (05/27/2014) [-]
Mudslime
User avatar #49 to #48 - revengeforfreeze (05/27/2014) [-]
Are you a Muslim
User avatar #50 to #49 - pulluspardus (05/28/2014) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #51 to #50 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
are you white?
User avatar #52 to #51 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah?
User avatar #53 to #52 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Curious. You live in Islam?
User avatar #54 to #53 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Islam is a place now?
User avatar #55 to #54 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Nah, I jest. Where are you from?
User avatar #56 to #55 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Kuwait.
User avatar #57 to #56 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
Damn.. How are the funDIES there? I've heard it's pretty bad.
User avatar #58 to #57 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
The what?
User avatar #59 to #58 - revengeforfreeze (06/14/2014) [-]
funDIE is some kind of.. joke spelling for "fundamentalists"
User avatar #60 to #59 - pulluspardus (06/14/2014) [-]
Lame, boring.
User avatar #40 - kokanum (01/31/2014) [-]
cute avatar
User avatar #41 to #40 - pulluspardus (01/31/2014) [-]
thanks =]
User avatar #36 - whiteblob (01/09/2014) [-]
Hello! Hey, I finished watching it but I have a lot of questions and really don't feel like reading the manga. Can we talk later?
User avatar #37 to #36 - pulluspardus (01/10/2014) [-]
Sure =D yeah sorry about not being on much I've been very busy but I'm free now.
User avatar #38 to #37 - whiteblob (01/11/2014) [-]
Yay, so my questions are:

What is Ren addicted to?
Where did Nana not Hatchi(if that's how you spell it) go?
What happened to Blast?
How did they get seperated?
User avatar #39 to #38 - pulluspardus (01/11/2014) [-]
all in the manga sadly :/ and Ren is addicted to crack.
Nana started working on a job to be " independent " and all that.
Blast was still going, but everyone got busy with stuff, I wish they made more episodes since the manga is still going, but it will make you cry!
User avatar #30 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
What's the deal with that dog?
User avatar #31 to #30 - pulluspardus (01/04/2014) [-]
What dog?
User avatar #32 to #31 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
Isabelle.
User avatar #33 to #32 - pulluspardus (01/04/2014) [-]
she's from Animal Crossing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (01/04/2014) [-]
She's bloody popular, though.
User avatar #35 to #34 - pulluspardus (01/04/2014) [-]
You'll love her if you play the game, she's adorable.
User avatar #20 - khl (05/06/2013) [-]
Hey man I dont suppose you are trading FJ points ?
#18 - Giachianeo (11/28/2012) [-]
>OP DELIVARS

> LE MEME ARROWS

You bastard even as I clapped I laughed for twenty minutes, thanks so much
User avatar #19 to #18 - pulluspardus (12/06/2012) [-]
Ha, you got it ? I actually forgot that I've said that on the note.
User avatar #15 - blackline (10/02/2012) [-]
>Play video
>Pause video
that is what your mood will be today
User avatar #16 to #15 - pulluspardus (10/02/2012) [-]
Why are you using meme arrows?
User avatar #17 to #16 - blackline (10/02/2012) [-]
because this video is meme related?
#13 - mr skeltal (10/01/2012) [-]
why are you using meme arrows
User avatar #14 to #13 - pulluspardus (10/01/2012) [-]
because this video is meme related?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - pulluspardus (09/18/2012) [-]
nope.
#8 - mr skeltal (09/07/2012) [-]
le meme arrow
User avatar #10 to #8 - pulluspardus (09/07/2012) [-]
Le Brown james.
#7 - mr skeltal (09/07/2012) [-]
**** you, you unfunny piece of **** . Why don't you go and blow your self up at a market like is normal for you people.
User avatar #9 to #7 - pulluspardus (09/07/2012) [-]
Too lazy to do that.
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#4 to #3 - pulluspardus (08/22/2012) [-]
Yes, I do.
not much though.
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