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Gender: male
Age: 40
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/jerry.swafford2
Interests: hiking,snorkeling,reading,sewing
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:leesburg florida USA
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hobbies include: souvenir body part collecting, macrame and slouching towards Bethlehem. NO, NO! i'm kidding. i hate macrame.

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#12 - it would be redundant since he's already so mindblowingly godd…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Make this pic amazing FJ 0
#16 - therocketjack (11/12/2012) [-]
I know what you mean, he always reminds me of this picture which i hang beside my bed
#5 - i mean what you know.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/12/2012 on MFW theres a back side to a... +47
#6 - voltronfod (11/12/2012) [-]
User avatar #61 - bossmcpimp (11/12/2012) [-]
I was just looking for the opportunity to use that gif :P
#7 - puggles (11/12/2012) [-]
oops
User avatar #34 - TheCodFather (11/12/2012) [-]
FUCKING HATE THIS GUY/GIRL!
User avatar #78 - ericbeagles (11/13/2012) [-]
Ahhh c'mon, Crona isn't all bad
User avatar #93 - TheCodFather (11/13/2012) [-]
I didn't actually mean i hated him/her it was meant to be humorous from the fact i said him/her :/
#63 - webshark (11/12/2012) [-]
He would hate you too... he just probably doesn't know how to deal with it.
#2 - Picture 11/12/2012 on Road Rash 0
#20 - love Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. thanks for sharing 11/11/2012 on Love +1
#34 - ****** ducks 11/11/2012 on Meanwhile, at Denny's. +2
#12 - Picture 11/11/2012 on no one gives a shit +3
#231 - holy **** ?!? snorted it? that's hard core. everyo…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on I came 0
#232 - collinislegendary (11/11/2012) [-]
#2 - hey guy, sorry you got slammed with a bunch of red just for as…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2012 on nahingerii's profile 0
#3 - nahingerii (11/11/2012) [-]
I just thought it was interesting that you were of an age to remember his death, I hope im still your age and can still find the strength to deal with the rest of funnyjunk by then haha its cool
#9 - loved them both. don't know which i'd pick. 11/11/2012 on Unbeatable... 0
#293 - yeah. ALL legally protected relationships would be called civi… 11/10/2012 on NPH is da man 0
#2 - Picture 11/10/2012 on Thug 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on story of my life +21
User avatar #151 - lolshadowjewtwo (11/10/2012) [-]
God dammit...
If you change that G to an M then you have every night of my life...
#13 - mustn't forget the scarf  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Opinions?.. ON FJ?! +2
User avatar #14 - workinprogress (11/10/2012) [-]
this be true
#18 - JEFFFFFFF (11/10/2012) [-]
the reason his scarf is so long is because when they asked a woman yo knit it they sent her loads of different colours for her to choose from but she thought she had to use them all, so huge scarf :)
#1 - and her shirt says devil girl.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Aww how cute... wait a... +46
#3 - kridane (11/10/2012) [-]
mfw
#9 - just a thought. maybe put the watermark on the left side of th… 11/09/2012 on Bad Jokes #2 0
#8 - the illusion is that the pic changed from blue toned to normal…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Mind = Blown +8
User avatar #29 - deadbyapril (11/10/2012) [-]
Well that's my dilemma, I assumed that's what it was going to do but it just turns to black and grey for me.
#3 - what ever could you mean?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Unbeatable... +3
#6 - anonymous (11/10/2012) [-]
One of my favorite episodes right after Once More With Feeling.
User avatar #9 - puggles (11/11/2012) [-]
loved them both. don't know which i'd pick.
#1 - 250 born, 107 die. sounds like we desperately need to balance …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/09/2012 on A lot of shit happens fast +34
User avatar #7 - Hayzer (11/10/2012) [-]
I thought that didn't sound right, so I worked out those figures mean that the population is expanding by 75210707 each year. 75 million? Does that sound right'? I don't even know anymore, any Geography students up in this bitch?
User avatar #8 - defeats (11/10/2012) [-]
It's grown by about 65 million so far this year, about 200 thousand per day, so yeah, pretty fucked up.
#11 - longboarding (11/10/2012) [-]
How is that fucked up? We could fit everyone in the world in Texas and give them each a 100x100 plot of land, and that's just Texas. Overpopulation isn't a problem for the humna race, especially at our rate. doesn't exist buck-o
#12 - longboarding (11/10/2012) [-]
Except for maybe India. Japan has a high population to square mile ratio but a low poverty rate so.
User avatar #2 - godtherapist (11/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, should be at least 300/100 ratio.
User avatar #4 - lordlolland (11/10/2012) [-]
You dont really get the idea of sustainability, do you?
#2 - not edible? 11/09/2012 on Bad joke +1
#2 - i remember my mother being depressed for weeks after he was ki…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2012 on john lennon +36
#34 - kanudaman (11/10/2012) [-]
He was extremely talented, and had a sense of humor. But he was also an asshole who left his kid, just like his own father left him.

Pic related, it's Paul McCartney with Julian, John's first kid. (He actually spent a lot of time with him, I think "Hey Jude" was about him and his mother)
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#4 - chazzxz (11/10/2012) [-]
hes said before, hes like 30 or something. And he has a pug.
#5 - nahingerii has deleted their comment.
#1 - Comment deleted 11/09/2012 on kill it kill it with fire 0
#283 - right, but if all people, regardless of gender pairings entere…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man 0
User avatar #287 - Deeticky (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I understand what you mean... Do you mean get rid of the word marriage and call all of them civil unions, or...?
User avatar #293 - puggles (11/10/2012) [-]
yeah. ALL legally protected relationships would be called civil unions, while people who want their union ratified by a church could go through an additional ceremony and call their's "marriage". that way the bible beaters could have their marriage, and those of us who aren't that concerned about jargon could have the legal protections that are really important.
#120 - to avoid offending bible beaters, what if ALL "marriages&…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/09/2012 on NPH is da man +1
User avatar #163 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Marriage predates all modern religions. I find it incredibly offensive that any religion can claim to own marriage.

It's all about equality. Calling it a civil union wouldn't be the same.
User avatar #283 - puggles (11/09/2012) [-]
right, but if all people, regardless of gender pairings entered into civil unions it could hardly be unfair.
User avatar #287 - Deeticky (11/10/2012) [-]
I'm not sure if I understand what you mean... Do you mean get rid of the word marriage and call all of them civil unions, or...?
User avatar #293 - puggles (11/10/2012) [-]
yeah. ALL legally protected relationships would be called civil unions, while people who want their union ratified by a church could go through an additional ceremony and call their's "marriage". that way the bible beaters could have their marriage, and those of us who aren't that concerned about jargon could have the legal protections that are really important.
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User avatar #224 - Deeticky (11/09/2012) [-]
Thank you :)
User avatar #134 - Marker (11/09/2012) [-]
Bible bashers would still say it"destroys the sanctity of marriage."

You can't win against people who refuse to use logic.
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#212 - youxbarstard (11/09/2012) [-]
Butt pirates.
#1 - Picture 11/08/2012 on BRRBRBBRBBFBFBFBRBRBFF +2
#2 - nice use of math, but you know you could have just said "… 11/08/2012 on Translation = Magic! +1
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User avatar #154 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Would brighten up anyones day...

How've you been man?
User avatar #155 to #154 - puggles ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
life's good. working, but not too hard. bought a kayak and have managed to get out on the water at least once a week for a month straight so far. so really can't complain. how about you?
User avatar #156 to #155 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice!

And me? Not so good pal. Got the GCSEs in 2 weeks, I am ****** ... I've always tried to try hard at school without becoming a shutout, so I've had my ups and downs, but I'm really not prepared......

Other than that good. Going on first 'parent-less' holiday soon, payed by me after working my ass off in an aquatic store. Summer is coming up, got freedom, money and nothing to worry about for 10 weeks, can focus on getting fit and stuff!

But yeah, depressed as **** right now...
User avatar #157 to #156 - puggles ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
not really familiar with the educational system on your side of the pond. if you don't do as well on your GCSEs as you'd like, is it something that be retaken at a later date with hopes of a higher score, or is it a one time one shot kinda deal?
User avatar #158 to #157 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
One time shot deal. It decides whether I get into specialised areas and stuff. I'm looking to move to Florida in two years and join the military, but I need to get some money and a place to stay for that.

So that depends all on these grades. They expect us to study for TWENTY FOUR non stop exams. That's just unfair, how can I work that hard for three weeks straight?!

Dang. But yeah, that's the plan.
User avatar #159 to #158 - puggles ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
fingers crossed and good luck. what brach of the military are you planning on joining?
User avatar #160 to #159 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Haven't planned that far ahead yet. I really have to go, sorry dude. Will you be around this time tomorrow if I remember?
User avatar #161 to #160 - puggles ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
naw. i'm usually on here about 5am my time. no problem though, i'm good with long drawn out one line a day convos.
User avatar #162 to #161 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
That's cool man. I will contact you tomorrow if I remember, see ya man!
User avatar #148 - FightClub (01/18/2014) [-]
i always refer to pugs as puggles, even though a puggle is a term denoting a crossbreed between a beagle and pug, because it's just that much cuter

i hope you do the same
User avatar #149 to #148 - puggles ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
i call pugs pugs (or puggy wuggys). mine however, is named princess puggles, and was actually named before the puggle thing went crazy mainstream in the US. in fact, i now have to explain to people the she's a full pug who just happens to be named puggles.
User avatar #150 to #149 - FightClub (01/19/2014) [-]
i just call pugs puggles because it's a ******* adorable moniker
User avatar #151 to #150 - puggles ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
agree completely that it's adorable. if mine wasnt named puggles id refer to all of them that way.
User avatar #152 to #151 - FightClub (01/19/2014) [-]
i was considering naming my future pug puggles, but that would mean i'd have to refer to all pugs as just pugs from now on
User avatar #153 to #152 - puggles ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it could get quite confusing. like one of those "what is the sound of one hand clapping/ one pug NOT begging for food" meditations.
User avatar #141 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
PUGGLES!
#142 to #141 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
idk if you have this, but if you don't, please enjoy whilst ignoring that faggy watermark...
#143 to #142 - puggles ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
too awesome. how've things been?
User avatar #144 to #143 - mattyjay (11/28/2013) [-]
'want sum fuk'

yeah great man, glad to see you back finally!
User avatar #145 to #144 - puggles ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
def glad to be back on line. my little pug's having some health issues that involve only sleeping 2 or 3 hours at a time, so having something to do in the wee hours of the morning definitely helps.
User avatar #146 to #145 - mattyjay (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh my god, is he going to be ok?!
User avatar #147 to #146 - puggles ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
fingers crossed. it's a breathing problem collapsed trachea. when she's having an attack. she can breathe in ok, but when she tries to breath out her trachea constricts and seriously restricts her breathing so she has to cough at every breath to get the air out. we have her on meds that can hopefully beat it back so that it's just a chronic minor problem instead of something that is as serious as it it is. we're just taking it one day at a time and spending lots of time snuggling and giving her lots of lap time and belly rubs.
#140 to #139 - puggles ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
guessing you realize by now i collect pug reaction pics. this one's going straight to the folder!
User avatar #137 - redneckraider (09/15/2013) [-]
Tell your pug, that i dislike pugs :0
#138 to #137 - puggles ONLINE (09/15/2013) [-]
i would but i'm to scared of her to do so!
User avatar #125 to #123 - puggles ONLINE (12/24/2012) [-]
and on the 8th day, god invented whiskey to keep the irish from ruling the world.
User avatar #126 to #125 - flesheater (12/24/2012) [-]
it worked too begora
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#121 to #120 - puggles ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
nice
nice
User avatar #109 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
HOW DO YOU ROLL PICTURES?
User avatar #110 to #109 - puggles ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
i don't. how ya been?
User avatar #111 to #110 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
All good, I probably wouldn't use it anyway. Not too bad. Had 2 exams yesterday. **** Uni. 2 left. Got bored and made 3 comics today, probably post them at some stage this week.
How about you??
User avatar #114 to #111 - puggles ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
but seriously, just type *roll picture* at the begining of the comment and then what ever message you want after that.

look forward to the comics. how do you think the exams went?

same old same old over here. haven't felt motivated to make anything new for here in quite a while. life's basically work, sleep, repeat. going on a vacation next month. looking forward to the change of pace
User avatar #115 to #114 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Exams were average, I didn't need to get much to pass the courses anyway because I got high marks during the semester. I get distracted easily, so study isn't my strong point.
Oh mean, that sounds awesome, where abouts??
User avatar #116 to #115 - puggles ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
7 day cruise through the caribbean. st thomas, grand turk, grand caiman and another place that slips my mind. going to do a lot of snorkeling and napping.
User avatar #117 to #116 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Man that sounds amazing! Hope you enjoy it mate!
User avatar #118 to #117 - puggles ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
thanks. glad to hear that classes are going well.
User avatar #119 to #118 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Cheers man
User avatar #107 - repugnantpug ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
pugs, UNITE!
#108 to #107 - puggles ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
cry havoc and let slip the pugs of war!!!
#103 - cnvn (04/14/2012) [-]
**cnvn rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Cats and dogs ** When you mean "Puggle" do you mean Pug + Beagle? Do you possibly know how to encourage a 1-2 year old puggle to swim?
User avatar #104 to #109 - puggles ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
nope. mine's a pug. we got her just before the whole pug+beagle craze hit big. but on a related not we do have a bogle. (boston terrier+beagle). how does the puggle react to water? if she doesn't mind getting her feet wet try VERY shallow water (where she can still still stand) and play with her and maybe give her a few treats. when she gets used to that you can try going a little deeper. if yours is built more like a pug (little stubby legs) she might not be that good at swimming or be able to do it for long.
#106 to #110 - cnvn (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, my dog is not the best swimmer but for the tip I shall try my bath a couple of times over
#102 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Your latest comment made me lol
User avatar #105 to #108 - puggles ONLINE (04/14/2012) [-]
glad to be of service
#100 - dubzero (03/08/2012) [-]
not sure if you have seen this
User avatar #101 to #106 - puggles ONLINE (03/08/2012) [-]
dawww... too cute. thanks
#98 - gottdammit (03/06/2012) [-]
So I heard you like pugs, so I bring you an offering from the newest uploads...
So I heard you like pugs, so I bring you an offering from the newest uploads...
User avatar #99 to #104 - puggles ONLINE (03/07/2012) [-]
awesome. thanks LOVE IT!
#96 - gottdammit (03/05/2012) [-]
I see no valid answer for your compliment.
Therefore, here, i'm just going to leave this comment here so you can see my avatar whenever you feel like it.
User avatar #97 to #102 - puggles ONLINE (03/05/2012) [-]
thanks. it's appreciated.
User avatar #94 - mrvanillaice (02/17/2012) [-]
Old Lamar Smith
#95 to #100 - puggles ONLINE (02/17/2012) [-]
yep
#90 - dubzero (01/28/2012) [-]
thought you might like this
#91 to #96 - puggles ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
LOVE IT!!!  did you make this? it's absolutely awesome!!! sadly, though my pug has no curves. for a pug she's pretty much built to the point that she almost has a 6 pack. high protein meat and veg diet + she's my walking partner, we do 2 miles a day any day where the temps are over 45 and below 90.
LOVE IT!!! did you make this? it's absolutely awesome!!! sadly, though my pug has no curves. for a pug she's pretty much built to the point that she almost has a 6 pack. high protein meat and veg diet + she's my walking partner, we do 2 miles a day any day where the temps are over 45 and below 90.
User avatar #92 to #97 - dubzero (01/28/2012) [-]
no i didnt make it just thought you would like it
User avatar #93 to #98 - puggles ONLINE (01/28/2012) [-]
love it. showed it to the wife who was sipping her morning OJ this morning and she ended up getting it up her nose from laughing so hard. thanks.
#89 - puggles ONLINE (11/25/2011) [-]
User avatar #88 to #87 - puggles ONLINE (11/13/2011) [-]
so a self referental link as a comment? :)
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