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Age: 40
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Interests: hiking,snorkeling,reading,sewing
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:leesburg florida USA
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#125 - if i had to put money on it i'd definitely say less than 10%. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Quote le may-mays 0
User avatar #126 - rplix (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep yep I remember that. I delete all my uploads that gets negative thumbs and I definitely had some of those.
#122 - semi related topic, your graph reminded me of the pie chart cr…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Quote le may-mays 0
User avatar #123 - rplix (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm sure if I went through the front page right now, 10% of them would be OC. Maybe even less.
User avatar #125 - puggles (10/28/2014) [-]
if i had to put money on it i'd definitely say less than 10%. i can remember the shit storm that would brew if you posted something that you didn't personally make and neglected to apologize for reposting or at least put a disclaimer saying something like "found this somewhere and it was funny enough that i wanted to pass it on".
User avatar #126 - rplix (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep yep I remember that. I delete all my uploads that gets negative thumbs and I definitely had some of those.
#102 - i think that shortly before that time there was a HUGE influx …  [+] (5 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Quote le may-mays 0
#105 - rplix (10/28/2014) [-]
As you can see from this graph, memes are still on the rise.
User avatar #122 - puggles (10/28/2014) [-]
semi related topic, your graph reminded me of the pie chart craze that hit a few years back. the format for these and a lot of other posts were repetitive, but the content itself actually took thought and creativity to put together. now it seems to mostly be reposts from other websites or a "interesting" facts compilations with not a lot of actual original work.
User avatar #123 - rplix (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm sure if I went through the front page right now, 10% of them would be OC. Maybe even less.
User avatar #125 - puggles (10/28/2014) [-]
if i had to put money on it i'd definitely say less than 10%. i can remember the shit storm that would brew if you posted something that you didn't personally make and neglected to apologize for reposting or at least put a disclaimer saying something like "found this somewhere and it was funny enough that i wanted to pass it on".
User avatar #126 - rplix (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep yep I remember that. I delete all my uploads that gets negative thumbs and I definitely had some of those.
#910 - how's life been treating you lately?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/27/2014 on mattyjay's profile 0
User avatar #911 - mattyjay (10/31/2014) [-]
Sorry I didn't reply. Been so busy. Life is sweet. Got it easy at the moment!! College is easy, money is coming in, I get about. All is good. Dad is getting married next week, I will post a pic! How about you bro?
User avatar #912 - puggles (10/31/2014) [-]
great to hear that things are doing so well for you. last i heard you were stuck without transpo with your bike busted. life's been going well here also. work's good and i have plenty of time for play also. going on vacation in december (2 weeks snorkeling and hiking in hawaii). so definitely no complaints. we did loose one of our little dogs a couple of months ago, which was rough, but we have a new puppy, and while she doesn't replace our buddha, she definitely helps fill the hole.
User avatar #913 - mattyjay (10/31/2014) [-]
Wow, I am so jealous. That is going to be great fun, get me a hula skirt, or volcano or whatever. But no, bike all good now. Managed to borrow some money, which is paid off now. However I'm so sorry to hear about your dog, I don't have one (I am desperate for one) but I hope your new one will be a good companion.
User avatar #914 - puggles (11/01/2014) [-]
yeah, the new puppy and puggles are getting along great. kind of reminds me of a grumpy old lady having to baby sit a toddler, but she really missed our other dog, and the puppy, Bailey, has really pulled her out of her black mood.
User avatar #915 - mattyjay (11/01/2014) [-]
Good, so glad to hear that. Well in other news, I'm buying myself a new air rifle! I used to be really into it, and I was quite good at it, so I decided to get another! I'm quite excited too.
#5 - and somewhere in the world someone would love to masturbate wh… 10/24/2014 on Obesity +13
#152 - we're awesome 10/23/2014 on cure for depression +1
#4 - so many of these are fake. but i'd think that instead of fwd'i…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2014 on The Worstiest Person +1
#6 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
It's made up for facebook publicity
#36 - in some places it depends on the length they've been reduced to. 10/16/2014 on Grandma's Packin' 0
#1 - but remember, it's not racism, because the pig's white and the… 10/15/2014 on Meanwhile, in Ferguson... 0
#5 - don't know if this is actually funny our if i'm way to tired t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Thankful Thumbs 0
User avatar #6 - deadspoon (10/15/2014) [-]
John Travolta tho
#8 - nope. now that i know you respect me, i'm completely turned of… 10/13/2014 on E. BOWL. UH. +1
#6 - yeah, but then what? after a few months, when the passion cool…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on E. BOWL. UH. +1
User avatar #7 - Ottovan (10/13/2014) [-]
SHUT UP, YOU KNOW I RESPECT YOU

NOW SUCK THIS DICK
User avatar #8 - puggles (10/13/2014) [-]
nope. now that i know you respect me, i'm completely turned off and uninterested. what, you think i'm looking for a relationship or something? shit.
#4 - once again, someone who just loves me for my mind. why can't i…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/13/2014 on E. BOWL. UH. +1
User avatar #5 - Ottovan (10/13/2014) [-]
Baby, shut up and get naked. Daddy wants physical love
User avatar #6 - puggles (10/13/2014) [-]
yeah, but then what? after a few months, when the passion cools *tear*, you'll start telling me how much you *sniff* respect me.
User avatar #7 - Ottovan (10/13/2014) [-]
SHUT UP, YOU KNOW I RESPECT YOU

NOW SUCK THIS DICK
User avatar #8 - puggles (10/13/2014) [-]
nope. now that i know you respect me, i'm completely turned off and uninterested. what, you think i'm looking for a relationship or something? shit.
#2 - i just want to see someone do an ebola spoof that involves som…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/13/2014 on E. BOWL. UH. +3
User avatar #3 - Ottovan (10/13/2014) [-]
I like your brain...
User avatar #4 - puggles (10/13/2014) [-]
once again, someone who just loves me for my mind. why can't i find someone who just lusts for my body
User avatar #5 - Ottovan (10/13/2014) [-]
Baby, shut up and get naked. Daddy wants physical love
User avatar #6 - puggles (10/13/2014) [-]
yeah, but then what? after a few months, when the passion cools *tear*, you'll start telling me how much you *sniff* respect me.
User avatar #7 - Ottovan (10/13/2014) [-]
SHUT UP, YOU KNOW I RESPECT YOU

NOW SUCK THIS DICK
User avatar #8 - puggles (10/13/2014) [-]
nope. now that i know you respect me, i'm completely turned off and uninterested. what, you think i'm looking for a relationship or something? shit.
#20 - amazes me how many people don't get the joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2014 on The meals have eyes +1
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#1 - sweetest thing anyone's said to me/to a group i'm loosely asso…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2014 on I missed this site... +1
#2 - dinothales (10/10/2014) [-]
We are all admins children, therefore we must take care of each other.
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User avatar #154 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Would brighten up anyones day...

How've you been man?
User avatar #155 to #154 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
life's good. working, but not too hard. bought a kayak and have managed to get out on the water at least once a week for a month straight so far. so really can't complain. how about you?
User avatar #156 to #155 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice!

And me? Not so good pal. Got the GCSEs in 2 weeks, I am ****** ... I've always tried to try hard at school without becoming a shutout, so I've had my ups and downs, but I'm really not prepared......

Other than that good. Going on first 'parent-less' holiday soon, payed by me after working my ass off in an aquatic store. Summer is coming up, got freedom, money and nothing to worry about for 10 weeks, can focus on getting fit and stuff!

But yeah, depressed as **** right now...
User avatar #157 to #156 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
not really familiar with the educational system on your side of the pond. if you don't do as well on your GCSEs as you'd like, is it something that be retaken at a later date with hopes of a higher score, or is it a one time one shot kinda deal?
User avatar #158 to #157 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
One time shot deal. It decides whether I get into specialised areas and stuff. I'm looking to move to Florida in two years and join the military, but I need to get some money and a place to stay for that.

So that depends all on these grades. They expect us to study for TWENTY FOUR non stop exams. That's just unfair, how can I work that hard for three weeks straight?!

Dang. But yeah, that's the plan.
User avatar #159 to #158 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
fingers crossed and good luck. what brach of the military are you planning on joining?
User avatar #160 to #159 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Haven't planned that far ahead yet. I really have to go, sorry dude. Will you be around this time tomorrow if I remember?
User avatar #161 to #160 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
naw. i'm usually on here about 5am my time. no problem though, i'm good with long drawn out one line a day convos.
User avatar #162 to #161 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
That's cool man. I will contact you tomorrow if I remember, see ya man!
User avatar #148 - FightClub (01/18/2014) [-]
i always refer to pugs as puggles, even though a puggle is a term denoting a crossbreed between a beagle and pug, because it's just that much cuter

i hope you do the same
User avatar #149 to #148 - puggles (01/19/2014) [-]
i call pugs pugs (or puggy wuggys). mine however, is named princess puggles, and was actually named before the puggle thing went crazy mainstream in the US. in fact, i now have to explain to people the she's a full pug who just happens to be named puggles.
User avatar #150 to #149 - FightClub (01/19/2014) [-]
i just call pugs puggles because it's a ******* adorable moniker
User avatar #151 to #150 - puggles (01/19/2014) [-]
agree completely that it's adorable. if mine wasnt named puggles id refer to all of them that way.
User avatar #152 to #151 - FightClub (01/19/2014) [-]
i was considering naming my future pug puggles, but that would mean i'd have to refer to all pugs as just pugs from now on
User avatar #153 to #152 - puggles (01/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it could get quite confusing. like one of those "what is the sound of one hand clapping/ one pug NOT begging for food" meditations.
User avatar #141 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
PUGGLES!
#142 to #141 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
idk if you have this, but if you don't, please enjoy whilst ignoring that faggy watermark...
#143 to #142 - puggles (11/28/2013) [-]
too awesome. how've things been?
User avatar #144 to #143 - mattyjay (11/28/2013) [-]
'want sum fuk'

yeah great man, glad to see you back finally!
User avatar #145 to #144 - puggles (11/29/2013) [-]
def glad to be back on line. my little pug's having some health issues that involve only sleeping 2 or 3 hours at a time, so having something to do in the wee hours of the morning definitely helps.
User avatar #146 to #145 - mattyjay (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh my god, is he going to be ok?!
User avatar #147 to #146 - puggles (11/30/2013) [-]
fingers crossed. it's a breathing problem collapsed trachea. when she's having an attack. she can breathe in ok, but when she tries to breath out her trachea constricts and seriously restricts her breathing so she has to cough at every breath to get the air out. we have her on meds that can hopefully beat it back so that it's just a chronic minor problem instead of something that is as serious as it it is. we're just taking it one day at a time and spending lots of time snuggling and giving her lots of lap time and belly rubs.
#140 to #139 - puggles (10/15/2013) [-]
guessing you realize by now i collect pug reaction pics. this one's going straight to the folder!
User avatar #137 - redneckraider (09/15/2013) [-]
Tell your pug, that i dislike pugs :0
#138 to #137 - puggles (09/15/2013) [-]
i would but i'm to scared of her to do so!
User avatar #125 to #123 - puggles (12/24/2012) [-]
and on the 8th day, god invented whiskey to keep the irish from ruling the world.
User avatar #126 to #125 - flesheater (12/24/2012) [-]
it worked too begora
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#121 to #120 - puggles (11/08/2012) [-]
nice
nice
User avatar #109 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
HOW DO YOU ROLL PICTURES?
User avatar #110 to #109 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
i don't. how ya been?
User avatar #111 to #110 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
All good, I probably wouldn't use it anyway. Not too bad. Had 2 exams yesterday. **** Uni. 2 left. Got bored and made 3 comics today, probably post them at some stage this week.
How about you??
User avatar #114 to #111 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
but seriously, just type *roll picture* at the begining of the comment and then what ever message you want after that.

look forward to the comics. how do you think the exams went?

same old same old over here. haven't felt motivated to make anything new for here in quite a while. life's basically work, sleep, repeat. going on a vacation next month. looking forward to the change of pace
User avatar #115 to #114 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Exams were average, I didn't need to get much to pass the courses anyway because I got high marks during the semester. I get distracted easily, so study isn't my strong point.
Oh mean, that sounds awesome, where abouts??
User avatar #116 to #115 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
7 day cruise through the caribbean. st thomas, grand turk, grand caiman and another place that slips my mind. going to do a lot of snorkeling and napping.
User avatar #117 to #116 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Man that sounds amazing! Hope you enjoy it mate!
User avatar #118 to #117 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
thanks. glad to hear that classes are going well.
User avatar #119 to #118 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Cheers man
User avatar #107 - repugnantpug ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
pugs, UNITE!
#108 to #107 - puggles (09/06/2012) [-]
cry havoc and let slip the pugs of war!!!
#103 - cnvn (04/14/2012) [-]
**cnvn rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Cats and dogs ** When you mean "Puggle" do you mean Pug + Beagle? Do you possibly know how to encourage a 1-2 year old puggle to swim?
User avatar #104 to #109 - puggles (04/14/2012) [-]
nope. mine's a pug. we got her just before the whole pug+beagle craze hit big. but on a related not we do have a bogle. (boston terrier+beagle). how does the puggle react to water? if she doesn't mind getting her feet wet try VERY shallow water (where she can still still stand) and play with her and maybe give her a few treats. when she gets used to that you can try going a little deeper. if yours is built more like a pug (little stubby legs) she might not be that good at swimming or be able to do it for long.
#106 to #110 - cnvn (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, my dog is not the best swimmer but for the tip I shall try my bath a couple of times over
#102 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Your latest comment made me lol
User avatar #105 to #108 - puggles (04/14/2012) [-]
glad to be of service
#100 - dubzero (03/08/2012) [-]
not sure if you have seen this
User avatar #101 to #106 - puggles (03/08/2012) [-]
dawww... too cute. thanks
#98 - gottdammit (03/06/2012) [-]
So I heard you like pugs, so I bring you an offering from the newest uploads...
So I heard you like pugs, so I bring you an offering from the newest uploads...
User avatar #99 to #104 - puggles (03/07/2012) [-]
awesome. thanks LOVE IT!
#96 - gottdammit (03/05/2012) [-]
I see no valid answer for your compliment.
Therefore, here, i'm just going to leave this comment here so you can see my avatar whenever you feel like it.
User avatar #97 to #102 - puggles (03/05/2012) [-]
thanks. it's appreciated.
User avatar #94 - mrvanillaice (02/17/2012) [-]
Old Lamar Smith
#90 - dubzero (01/28/2012) [-]
thought you might like this
#91 to #96 - puggles (01/28/2012) [-]
LOVE IT!!!  did you make this? it's absolutely awesome!!! sadly, though my pug has no curves. for a pug she's pretty much built to the point that she almost has a 6 pack. high protein meat and veg diet + she's my walking partner, we do 2 miles a day any day where the temps are over 45 and below 90.
LOVE IT!!! did you make this? it's absolutely awesome!!! sadly, though my pug has no curves. for a pug she's pretty much built to the point that she almost has a 6 pack. high protein meat and veg diet + she's my walking partner, we do 2 miles a day any day where the temps are over 45 and below 90.
User avatar #92 to #97 - dubzero (01/28/2012) [-]
no i didnt make it just thought you would like it
User avatar #93 to #98 - puggles (01/28/2012) [-]
love it. showed it to the wife who was sipping her morning OJ this morning and she ended up getting it up her nose from laughing so hard. thanks.
User avatar #88 to #87 - puggles (11/13/2011) [-]
so a self referental link as a comment? :)
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