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Gender: male
Age: 42
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:7/25/2016
Location:leesburg florida USA
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Level 216 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 217 Content: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:68612
Times Content Favorited:1210 times
Total Comments Made:6738
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Favorite Tags: puggles (191) | slowpoke (3) | telemarketers (3) | forever alone (2) | obama (2)
hobbies include: souvenir body part collecting, macrame and slouching towards Bethlehem. NO, NO! i'm kidding. i hate macrame.

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#42 - he's wasted 8 years of his life sitting there while they've be…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2016 on jeroom.inc +6
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#43 - evictedone (05/20/2016) [-]
Holy shit! Pinky to you, pal, cuz that makes it one of the best on thus list. Thank you
#27 - enjoyed this, despite the lack of shark teeth 05/20/2016 on Modern Manners -3
#102 - yeah. you got me. most of the time i post things on face book …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2016 on Serendipity 0
#104 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
#100 - 1. i'd suggest a dictionary, but then you'd probably miss the …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Serendipity 0
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#101 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
Yea but even then, it's like

Like it'd be one thing if you were the stereotypical facebook mum 'oh sarah honey you look so grown up, tell your parents I said hello!' but you don't. You just respost bad memes and comics.
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#102 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
yeah. you got me. most of the time i post things on face book that i find funny, and the people i know tell me, when they see me in real life (gasp shock what a concept) that they saw it and found it funny. guess they aren't tied to their computers and limited to interacting electronically either.

i like things friends and family post. they like things i post. i'm not the most social or exciting person. the highlight of my week tends to be being able to adjust my work schedule to give myself a day off so i can go kayaking (by my self) and snorkel or enjoy fish/bird/otter watching.

like i said, an hour or so each morning before most people are even out of bed. doesn't leave a shit load of time to waste on any particular site. today's probably the most time i've spent on line in months, so thanks for the wonderfully stimulating conversation, but the wife just woke up. got to go get ready for work after which i'll come home, watch a couple of hours of tv with her before going to bed and starting all over again.
#104 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
#11 - well we can't all be owned by the horrible little beasts. 05/17/2016 on keeganlars's profile 0
#10 - Comment deleted 05/17/2016 on keeganlars's profile 0
#98 - ya got me. in my hour or so on line each morning before my wif…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Serendipity 0
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#99 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
I have no idea what a luddite is but I know for sure your facebook is sad as hell. I wanted to see if you actually had a wife (folk of fj have a talent for situational bullshit) but all I see is resposts from image boards with no responses.
#100 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
1. i'd suggest a dictionary, but then you'd probably miss the humor when you found out what luddite means. 2. i don't particularly post much on social media but instead use it to keep in touch with friends (most of whom i've known before you were born) and family proving my point that i don't run around cyberstalking people. i don't define myself or the quality of my life based on my electronic footprint.

have a great day.
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#101 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
Yea but even then, it's like

Like it'd be one thing if you were the stereotypical facebook mum 'oh sarah honey you look so grown up, tell your parents I said hello!' but you don't. You just respost bad memes and comics.
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#102 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
yeah. you got me. most of the time i post things on face book that i find funny, and the people i know tell me, when they see me in real life (gasp shock what a concept) that they saw it and found it funny. guess they aren't tied to their computers and limited to interacting electronically either.

i like things friends and family post. they like things i post. i'm not the most social or exciting person. the highlight of my week tends to be being able to adjust my work schedule to give myself a day off so i can go kayaking (by my self) and snorkel or enjoy fish/bird/otter watching.

like i said, an hour or so each morning before most people are even out of bed. doesn't leave a shit load of time to waste on any particular site. today's probably the most time i've spent on line in months, so thanks for the wonderfully stimulating conversation, but the wife just woke up. got to go get ready for work after which i'll come home, watch a couple of hours of tv with her before going to bed and starting all over again.
#104 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
#96 - breathe in. hold it for a second. breathe out. feel a bit calm…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Serendipity +1
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#97 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
See you phrase it in a way that makes me think you're trying to play it off as a joke, when it actually cut 2 deep
#98 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
ya got me. in my hour or so on line each morning before my wife gets out of bed i manage to keep an eye on any number of people i cyber stalk (sarcasm). i'm probably the closest thing to a luddite on this site. i don't even own a smart phone and can proudly say i have never in my life sent a text. we make jokes on here instead of taking life so seriously. kinda why the site's called "funny junk"

and should i point out the irony of you replying to my comment less than a minute after i posted it?
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#99 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
I have no idea what a luddite is but I know for sure your facebook is sad as hell. I wanted to see if you actually had a wife (folk of fj have a talent for situational bullshit) but all I see is resposts from image boards with no responses.
#100 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
1. i'd suggest a dictionary, but then you'd probably miss the humor when you found out what luddite means. 2. i don't particularly post much on social media but instead use it to keep in touch with friends (most of whom i've known before you were born) and family proving my point that i don't run around cyberstalking people. i don't define myself or the quality of my life based on my electronic footprint.

have a great day.
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#101 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
Yea but even then, it's like

Like it'd be one thing if you were the stereotypical facebook mum 'oh sarah honey you look so grown up, tell your parents I said hello!' but you don't. You just respost bad memes and comics.
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#102 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
yeah. you got me. most of the time i post things on face book that i find funny, and the people i know tell me, when they see me in real life (gasp shock what a concept) that they saw it and found it funny. guess they aren't tied to their computers and limited to interacting electronically either.

i like things friends and family post. they like things i post. i'm not the most social or exciting person. the highlight of my week tends to be being able to adjust my work schedule to give myself a day off so i can go kayaking (by my self) and snorkel or enjoy fish/bird/otter watching.

like i said, an hour or so each morning before most people are even out of bed. doesn't leave a shit load of time to waste on any particular site. today's probably the most time i've spent on line in months, so thanks for the wonderfully stimulating conversation, but the wife just woke up. got to go get ready for work after which i'll come home, watch a couple of hours of tv with her before going to bed and starting all over again.
#104 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
#58 - i'd thumb this, but it's only been 10 hours. i'd hate to be co…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/16/2016 on Serendipity +1
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#66 - thirdjess (05/16/2016) [-]
If you are offended by this and feel the need to defend it, you're a creep that needs to spend a little time being introspective
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#96 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
breathe in. hold it for a second. breathe out. feel a bit calmer? good, now slowly repeat "it was only a joke, it was only a joke".
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#97 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
See you phrase it in a way that makes me think you're trying to play it off as a joke, when it actually cut 2 deep
#98 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
ya got me. in my hour or so on line each morning before my wife gets out of bed i manage to keep an eye on any number of people i cyber stalk (sarcasm). i'm probably the closest thing to a luddite on this site. i don't even own a smart phone and can proudly say i have never in my life sent a text. we make jokes on here instead of taking life so seriously. kinda why the site's called "funny junk"

and should i point out the irony of you replying to my comment less than a minute after i posted it?
User avatar
#99 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
I have no idea what a luddite is but I know for sure your facebook is sad as hell. I wanted to see if you actually had a wife (folk of fj have a talent for situational bullshit) but all I see is resposts from image boards with no responses.
#100 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
1. i'd suggest a dictionary, but then you'd probably miss the humor when you found out what luddite means. 2. i don't particularly post much on social media but instead use it to keep in touch with friends (most of whom i've known before you were born) and family proving my point that i don't run around cyberstalking people. i don't define myself or the quality of my life based on my electronic footprint.

have a great day.
User avatar
#101 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
Yea but even then, it's like

Like it'd be one thing if you were the stereotypical facebook mum 'oh sarah honey you look so grown up, tell your parents I said hello!' but you don't. You just respost bad memes and comics.
User avatar
#102 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
yeah. you got me. most of the time i post things on face book that i find funny, and the people i know tell me, when they see me in real life (gasp shock what a concept) that they saw it and found it funny. guess they aren't tied to their computers and limited to interacting electronically either.

i like things friends and family post. they like things i post. i'm not the most social or exciting person. the highlight of my week tends to be being able to adjust my work schedule to give myself a day off so i can go kayaking (by my self) and snorkel or enjoy fish/bird/otter watching.

like i said, an hour or so each morning before most people are even out of bed. doesn't leave a shit load of time to waste on any particular site. today's probably the most time i've spent on line in months, so thanks for the wonderfully stimulating conversation, but the wife just woke up. got to go get ready for work after which i'll come home, watch a couple of hours of tv with her before going to bed and starting all over again.
#104 - thirdjess (05/17/2016) [-]
#8 - so do you own one of these monsters yourself, or are you just …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2016 on keeganlars's profile 0
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#9 - keeganlars (05/16/2016) [-]
Alas, I am but a simple admirer
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#11 - puggles (05/17/2016) [-]
well we can't all be owned by the horrible little beasts.
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