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Age: 40
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Interests: hiking,snorkeling,reading,sewing
Date Signed Up:9/20/2010
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:leesburg florida USA
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hobbies include: souvenir body part collecting, macrame and slouching towards Bethlehem. NO, NO! i'm kidding. i hate macrame.

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#613 - just a suggestion. 01/17/2014 on To those FJers I was mean... 0
#143 - saw the update. not to sound like a dick, but ask you… 01/16/2014 on (untitled) +9
#2 - ba dum bum tsss 01/16/2014 on A joke 0
#110 - sorry, i meant "the point of owning weapons LIKE THESE" 01/15/2014 on Firearms Comp 0
#109 - to kill large numbers of people. seriously. the point…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2014 on Firearms Comp 0
User avatar #110 - puggles (01/15/2014) [-]
sorry, i meant "the point of owning weapons LIKE THESE"
#211 - Picture 01/15/2014 on Pugs Of War +2
#76 - good to know. i was just going by the definition given, which … 01/13/2014 on That thing with the name 0
#10 - can't remember what man tits caused by being fat are called bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on That thing with the name 0
User avatar #20 - yunoavailable (01/13/2014) [-]
A skeuomorph IS just a decorative throwback
User avatar #76 - puggles (01/13/2014) [-]
good to know. i was just going by the definition given, which implied that jeans didn't originally have purposeful rivets but were decorated with them in imitation of another object.
#76 - coming from the early atari generation, i can definitely relat… 01/13/2014 on Outdated +1
#123 - how long oh lord, will it take to get between her thighs? 01/12/2014 on This is Inhumane! 0
#9 - "jerry the hairy fairy" feels your pain 01/10/2014 on Fucker 0
#6 - peek a boo. 01/09/2014 on wave pug +5
#21 - don't know what kind they are, but we have house spiders that … 01/09/2014 on Spider Bros 0
#234 - i actually think i look better now, @39 than i did when i was … 01/09/2014 on 27 famous people then-now 0
#202 - pretty awesome. 01/09/2014 on Best Tattoos Compilation... 0
#1 - Picture 01/09/2014 on Admin +1
#1 - Comment deleted 01/09/2014 on my time on weirdpoll 0
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2014 on what men wants 0
User avatar #61 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
yeah see also a big mis under the stand ing, people making up shit he killed people, next time u gonna tell me is that goku is not real super sand lesbian legend
#58 - well snap crackle and pop are WAY worse than that misunderstoo…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2014 on what men wants 0
User avatar #59 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
i know right hitler did nothing wrong, oh so u kill few people and suddenly u are bad i mean who here hasnt killed people? or never sinned

as jesus once said ''to he who never watched porn let him cum first''
#60 - puggles (01/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
yeah see also a big mis under the stand ing, people making up shit he killed people, next time u gonna tell me is that goku is not real super sand lesbian legend
#55 - well they're just judgmental little fuckers, aren't they?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2014 on what men wants 0
User avatar #57 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
you do realise you are saying on funnyjunkus, calling sombody judgemental that kinda like saying, hitler was bad, like you don't say.jpg
User avatar #58 - puggles (01/07/2014) [-]
well snap crackle and pop are WAY worse than that misunderstood and misquoted german fellow.
User avatar #59 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
i know right hitler did nothing wrong, oh so u kill few people and suddenly u are bad i mean who here hasnt killed people? or never sinned

as jesus once said ''to he who never watched porn let him cum first''
#60 - puggles (01/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
yeah see also a big mis under the stand ing, people making up shit he killed people, next time u gonna tell me is that goku is not real super sand lesbian legend
#1 - the attitude that amazes me is that they go to college to get … 01/07/2014 on Our modern education 0
#37 - WHY WON'T MY RICE CRISPIES TALK TO ME?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2014 on what men wants +1
User avatar #38 - alphagex (01/06/2014) [-]
because you touch ureself at night
#55 - puggles (01/07/2014) [-]
well they're just judgmental little fuckers, aren't they?
User avatar #57 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
you do realise you are saying on funnyjunkus, calling sombody judgemental that kinda like saying, hitler was bad, like you don't say.jpg
User avatar #58 - puggles (01/07/2014) [-]
well snap crackle and pop are WAY worse than that misunderstood and misquoted german fellow.
User avatar #59 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
i know right hitler did nothing wrong, oh so u kill few people and suddenly u are bad i mean who here hasnt killed people? or never sinned

as jesus once said ''to he who never watched porn let him cum first''
#60 - puggles (01/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
yeah see also a big mis under the stand ing, people making up shit he killed people, next time u gonna tell me is that goku is not real super sand lesbian legend
#13 - Picture 01/06/2014 on FYL +1
#1 - seems like things are just going down the drain here... 01/06/2014 on Mitch Hedberg 0
#6 - agreed. i could see it if sitting in a chair was particularly …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on tired of seeing this +3
#7 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
They should have to wait longer becuase we have to stand up
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User avatar #154 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Would brighten up anyones day...

How've you been man?
User avatar #155 to #154 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
life's good. working, but not too hard. bought a kayak and have managed to get out on the water at least once a week for a month straight so far. so really can't complain. how about you?
User avatar #156 to #155 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Nice!

And me? Not so good pal. Got the GCSEs in 2 weeks, I am fucked... I've always tried to try hard at school without becoming a shutout, so I've had my ups and downs, but I'm really not prepared......

Other than that good. Going on first 'parent-less' holiday soon, payed by me after working my ass off in an aquatic store. Summer is coming up, got freedom, money and nothing to worry about for 10 weeks, can focus on getting fit and stuff!

But yeah, depressed as fuck right now...
User avatar #157 to #156 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
not really familiar with the educational system on your side of the pond. if you don't do as well on your GCSEs as you'd like, is it something that be retaken at a later date with hopes of a higher score, or is it a one time one shot kinda deal?
User avatar #158 to #157 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
One time shot deal. It decides whether I get into specialised areas and stuff. I'm looking to move to Florida in two years and join the military, but I need to get some money and a place to stay for that.

So that depends all on these grades. They expect us to study for TWENTY FOUR non stop exams. That's just unfair, how can I work that hard for three weeks straight?!

Dang. But yeah, that's the plan.
User avatar #159 to #158 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
fingers crossed and good luck. what brach of the military are you planning on joining?
User avatar #160 to #159 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
Haven't planned that far ahead yet. I really have to go, sorry dude. Will you be around this time tomorrow if I remember?
User avatar #161 to #160 - puggles (04/28/2014) [-]
naw. i'm usually on here about 5am my time. no problem though, i'm good with long drawn out one line a day convos.
User avatar #162 to #161 - mattyjay (04/28/2014) [-]
That's cool man. I will contact you tomorrow if I remember, see ya man!
User avatar #148 - FightClub (01/18/2014) [-]
i always refer to pugs as puggles, even though a puggle is a term denoting a crossbreed between a beagle and pug, because it's just that much cuter

i hope you do the same
User avatar #149 to #148 - puggles (01/19/2014) [-]
i call pugs pugs (or puggy wuggys). mine however, is named princess puggles, and was actually named before the puggle thing went crazy mainstream in the US. in fact, i now have to explain to people the she's a full pug who just happens to be named puggles.
User avatar #150 to #149 - FightClub (01/19/2014) [-]
i just call pugs puggles because it's a fucking adorable moniker
User avatar #151 to #150 - puggles (01/19/2014) [-]
agree completely that it's adorable. if mine wasnt named puggles id refer to all of them that way.
User avatar #152 to #151 - FightClub (01/19/2014) [-]
i was considering naming my future pug puggles, but that would mean i'd have to refer to all pugs as just pugs from now on
User avatar #153 to #152 - puggles (01/19/2014) [-]
yeah, it could get quite confusing. like one of those "what is the sound of one hand clapping/ one pug NOT begging for food" meditations.
User avatar #141 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
PUGGLES!
#142 to #141 - mattyjay (11/27/2013) [-]
idk if you have this, but if you don't, please enjoy whilst ignoring that faggy watermark...
#143 to #142 - puggles (11/28/2013) [-]
too awesome. how've things been?
User avatar #144 to #143 - mattyjay (11/28/2013) [-]
'want sum fuk'

yeah great man, glad to see you back finally!
User avatar #145 to #144 - puggles (11/29/2013) [-]
def glad to be back on line. my little pug's having some health issues that involve only sleeping 2 or 3 hours at a time, so having something to do in the wee hours of the morning definitely helps.
User avatar #146 to #145 - mattyjay (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh my god, is he going to be ok?!
User avatar #147 to #146 - puggles (11/30/2013) [-]
fingers crossed. it's a breathing problem collapsed trachea. when she's having an attack. she can breathe in ok, but when she tries to breath out her trachea constricts and seriously restricts her breathing so she has to cough at every breath to get the air out. we have her on meds that can hopefully beat it back so that it's just a chronic minor problem instead of something that is as serious as it it is. we're just taking it one day at a time and spending lots of time snuggling and giving her lots of lap time and belly rubs.
#140 to #139 - puggles (10/15/2013) [-]
guessing you realize by now i collect pug reaction pics. this one's going straight to the folder!
User avatar #137 - redneckraider (09/15/2013) [-]
Tell your pug, that i dislike pugs :0
#138 to #137 - puggles (09/15/2013) [-]
i would but i'm to scared of her to do so!
User avatar #125 to #123 - puggles (12/24/2012) [-]
and on the 8th day, god invented whiskey to keep the irish from ruling the world.
User avatar #126 to #125 - flesheater (12/24/2012) [-]
it worked too begora
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#121 to #120 - puggles (11/08/2012) [-]
nice
nice
User avatar #109 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
HOW DO YOU ROLL PICTURES?
User avatar #110 to #109 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
i don't. how ya been?
User avatar #111 to #110 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
All good, I probably wouldn't use it anyway. Not too bad. Had 2 exams yesterday. Fuck Uni. 2 left. Got bored and made 3 comics today, probably post them at some stage this week.
How about you??
User avatar #114 to #111 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
but seriously, just type *roll picture* at the begining of the comment and then what ever message you want after that.

look forward to the comics. how do you think the exams went?

same old same old over here. haven't felt motivated to make anything new for here in quite a while. life's basically work, sleep, repeat. going on a vacation next month. looking forward to the change of pace
User avatar #115 to #114 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Exams were average, I didn't need to get much to pass the courses anyway because I got high marks during the semester. I get distracted easily, so study isn't my strong point.
Oh mean, that sounds awesome, where abouts??
User avatar #116 to #115 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
7 day cruise through the caribbean. st thomas, grand turk, grand caiman and another place that slips my mind. going to do a lot of snorkeling and napping.
User avatar #117 to #116 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Man that sounds amazing! Hope you enjoy it mate!
User avatar #118 to #117 - puggles (10/30/2012) [-]
thanks. glad to hear that classes are going well.
User avatar #119 to #118 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Cheers man
User avatar #107 - repugnantpug ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
pugs, UNITE!
#108 to #107 - puggles (09/06/2012) [-]
cry havoc and let slip the pugs of war!!!
#103 - cnvn (04/14/2012) [-]
**cnvn rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at Cats and dogs ** When you mean "Puggle" do you mean Pug + Beagle? Do you possibly know how to encourage a 1-2 year old puggle to swim?
User avatar #104 to #109 - puggles (04/14/2012) [-]
nope. mine's a pug. we got her just before the whole pug+beagle craze hit big. but on a related not we do have a bogle. (boston terrier+beagle). how does the puggle react to water? if she doesn't mind getting her feet wet try VERY shallow water (where she can still still stand) and play with her and maybe give her a few treats. when she gets used to that you can try going a little deeper. if yours is built more like a pug (little stubby legs) she might not be that good at swimming or be able to do it for long.
#106 to #110 - cnvn (04/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, my dog is not the best swimmer but for the tip I shall try my bath a couple of times over
#102 - rustyshakleford (04/14/2012) [-]
Your latest comment made me lol
User avatar #105 to #108 - puggles (04/14/2012) [-]
glad to be of service
#100 - dubzero (03/08/2012) [-]
not sure if you have seen this
User avatar #101 to #106 - puggles (03/08/2012) [-]
dawww... too cute. thanks
#98 - gottdammit (03/06/2012) [-]
So I heard you like pugs, so I bring you an offering from the newest uploads...
So I heard you like pugs, so I bring you an offering from the newest uploads...
User avatar #99 to #104 - puggles (03/07/2012) [-]
awesome. thanks LOVE IT!
#96 - gottdammit (03/05/2012) [-]
I see no valid answer for your compliment.
Therefore, here, i'm just going to leave this comment here so you can see my avatar whenever you feel like it.
User avatar #97 to #102 - puggles (03/05/2012) [-]
thanks. it's appreciated.
User avatar #94 - mrvanillaice (02/17/2012) [-]
Old Lamar Smith
#90 - dubzero (01/28/2012) [-]
thought you might like this
#91 to #96 - puggles (01/28/2012) [-]
LOVE IT!!!  did you make this? it's absolutely awesome!!! sadly, though my pug has no curves. for a pug she's pretty much built to the point that she almost has a 6 pack. high protein meat and veg diet + she's my walking partner, we do 2 miles a day any day where the temps are over 45 and below 90.
LOVE IT!!! did you make this? it's absolutely awesome!!! sadly, though my pug has no curves. for a pug she's pretty much built to the point that she almost has a 6 pack. high protein meat and veg diet + she's my walking partner, we do 2 miles a day any day where the temps are over 45 and below 90.
User avatar #92 to #97 - dubzero (01/28/2012) [-]
no i didnt make it just thought you would like it
User avatar #93 to #98 - puggles (01/28/2012) [-]
love it. showed it to the wife who was sipping her morning OJ this morning and she ended up getting it up her nose from laughing so hard. thanks.
User avatar #88 to #87 - puggles (11/13/2011) [-]
so a self referental link as a comment? :)
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#79 - kingeckhardt (10/29/2011) [-]
thank you for subscribing to me, im happy i have such a loyal subscriber, giving me feedback on all of my content
User avatar #80 to #79 - puggles (10/30/2011) [-]
and thanks for giving me a smile when i check your content.
#81 to #80 - kingeckhardt (10/30/2011) [-]
im flattered
User avatar #82 to #81 - puggles (10/30/2011) [-]
not to sell your ego too much :) but i sub to all my friends on funny junk specifically to keep an eye on what they're up to. i've been too lazy for a while lately to make my own content and checking my friends' content almost makes up for it. when ever i go on to FJ i flip through my subs first then hit the new uploads and check out the top stuff
User avatar #83 to #82 - kingeckhardt (10/30/2011) [-]
no i dont care if you subbed to all of your friends, im just happy you subbed
User avatar #84 to #83 - puggles (10/30/2011) [-]
no problem. and thanks again for posting the stuff that you do.
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