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#75 - fun? no. important? yes.  [+] (3 replies) 04/09/2016 on Anon discovers a new drug +43
#105 - anon (04/09/2016) [-]
This has nothing to do with darwinism.
If noone tought that to you, you also wouldn't no this.
It would be darwinism if this was a self-explanatory thing.
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#209 - puggles (04/10/2016) [-]
sure. you're absolutely correct (hands anon an air filled syringe while wondering why he doesn't "no" the difference between no and know).
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#88 - ferrocordis (04/09/2016) [-]
Hah, you sly dog you! Clever!
#31 - most the time when they say some group is the "fattest&qu…  [+] (1 reply) 04/03/2016 on The fattest men +1
#34 - anon (04/03/2016) [-]
But lack of movement helps you get more fat.
#5 - turtles and tortoises are pretty cool animals.  [+] (1 reply) 04/02/2016 on To the rescue +2
#6 - anon (04/02/2016) [-]
Except snapping turtles who are huge assholes
#62 - Picture 03/29/2016 on Accurate. 0
#6 - can you help me out (keep in mind that i haven't read a comic …  [+] (3 replies) 03/28/2016 on Accurate. +2
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#8 - GShock (03/28/2016) [-]
Lex Luthor plays them both like fiddles. He makes Bruce feel guilty for of the deaths in his building in Metropolis during the Zod/Supes fight, as well as makes him believe this one dude who worked for him that (unwittingly) blows up a bunch of government officials did so to try and kill Supes, who was there to try and explain himself. Meanwhile, Luthor kidnaps Clark's mom and tells him that if he doesn't kill Batman, he'll have his mom killed. That, and a major plot point through the movie is that Lex has some dudes kill a bunch of warlord goons just before Superman showed up to save Lois, making it look like Superman killed a bunch of people and bringing up the debate of whether or not Superman should be allowed to operate outside of government control.

It wasn't a horrible movie, I'm kinda glad to see a Batman that doesn't have a strict "No Killing" rule (Remember, Batman killed people in Tim Burton's Batman movies), but it's pretty slow paced for an action movie, Doomsday only shows up in the end only to get killed, keeps faking you out with the ending and makes it seem like forever, and you can Zak Snyder still sucks as a director.
#62 - puggles (03/29/2016) [-]
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#13 - darthfox (03/28/2016) [-]
The movie moved slow because they added Ben Afflecks Batman & Wonder Woman to this, instead of having more origin stories movies, which I really appreciate, so sick of Origins movies
#2 - at least give me a freaking chair!  [+] (1 reply) 03/25/2016 on Followers +71
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#32 - orlando? nice to see a fellow floridian here  [+] (3 replies) 03/24/2016 on The anchorman we need, but... +4
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#41 - moortuse (03/24/2016) [-]
Orlando Represent Son
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#38 - ronniesan (03/24/2016) [-]
407 motherfuckas
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#40 - smartythechicken (03/24/2016) [-]
only 407? you're gonna need 13 more. casul.
blaze it