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Gender: female
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: Final Fantasy, God of War, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Portal, The World Ends With You. There's a lot more I want to play, but don't have time or money for.
Date Signed Up:8/31/2012
Last Login:12/25/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#8381
Highest Comment Rank:#2523
Comment Thumbs: 2152 total,  2294 ,  142
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:334
FJ Points:2051
Hello, all. Long time lurker here, but I was always too lazy to make an account. Unfortunately, I'm not funny or creative, so I'm pretty much only here to post comments and won't be uploading much (if any) content.

And side note, my boyfriend has full access to this account, so not all of the comments on this account are from me.

latest user's comments

#83 - ************* 10/21/2012 on Every episode of Walking Dead +14
#39 - Technically yes. Though I thought it was more like a pre-evolu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on NOH MY GOD +1
User avatar #50 - cinematicbrix (10/21/2012) [-]
Not the first one, though, xenomorphs existed long before that one.
#71 - Its a matter of perspective, dude. A tat should represent a be… 10/19/2012 on tattoo prices 0
#103 - Aaaaaaaaaaaand thats all I got. Garchomp bitches  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on You want me to catch these... +9
#105 - amsel (10/19/2012) [-]
#102 - Commence mini dump. 5th Gen  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on You want me to catch these... +2
#103 - pterodactylz (10/19/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand thats all I got.

Garchomp bitches
#105 - amsel (10/19/2012) [-]
#101 - Here's one for ya. Looking for moar.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2012 on You want me to catch these... +7
User avatar #143 - fukkentyranitar (10/20/2012) [-]
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
#102 - pterodactylz (10/19/2012) [-]
Commence mini dump.

5th Gen
#103 - pterodactylz (10/19/2012) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand thats all I got.

Garchomp bitches
#105 - amsel (10/19/2012) [-]
#109 - My god, man. Leave it on /b/..... 10/19/2012 on rule 34 +5
#64 - <---- $267, 2 hours of work. First one I got.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on tattoo prices +6
#70 - anonymous (10/19/2012) [-]
.............. people are lying if they thought your middle school quote shit mask looked good
#71 - pterodactylz (10/19/2012) [-]
Its a matter of perspective, dude. A tat should represent a belief, or at least have some relevance to you. Some may not like it at all or disagree or whatever. If it means something, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks of it.

Iaintevenmad
#118 - Noice 10/19/2012 on Shut Up And Take My Candy! +2
#114 - Nope, it's from Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe. It's one of the … 10/19/2012 on The true story of Jon Holmes +2
#39 - Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a l… 10/18/2012 on True love 0
#37 - Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion o…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love 0
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#15 - Picture 10/18/2012 on Should I? 0
#6 - Indeed we do! 10/18/2012 on Brilliant :D +5
#33 - LOL CAN'T HURT ME FAGGOT.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love +1
#34 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Wrong. Cunt.
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#31 - Picture 10/18/2012 on True love +6
#30 - Bitch, what? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of m…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love +3
#32 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey you little emo faggot you fucking with my bro Atum? You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. You brag about your bladestaff? That puny piece of metal isn't half the length of my DICK! Your name may be known across the land but mine is known across the god damn world! I AM HELIOPOLIS! You may be strong but all it takes is for me to toss away one of my willing soldiers to put you into the god damn ground begging and praying for mercy! And you know what. Your plea will go unheard. Gods do not listen to the prayers of land urchins. You talk of scorched earth you filthy nigger, I SCORCH LANDS FOR FUN! As the world has a creator it must also have a destroyer. You are fucking with the destroyer! I will turn everything you love into nothing but a small memory in the mind of a dim and widowed child. Do not speak again unless you want everything you know and love turned into ash in the wind.
#33 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
LOL CAN'T HURT ME FAGGOT.
#34 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Wrong. Cunt.
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#12 - Picture 10/18/2012 on All the smashing ladies 0
#7 - Not bad 10/18/2012 on Good old Joker +17
#19 - Second time today I get to use this!!  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Tanker Bible +8
User avatar #39 - stalkersgonnastalk (10/18/2012) [-]
and again in one of my posts :D I'm gonna add you as a friend 'cuz i liek you!!!!!
#38 - stalkersgonnastalk Comment deleted by pterodactylz
#26 - What the **** did you just ******* s…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/18/2012 on True love +8
#29 - anonymous (10/18/2012) [-]
God did you just write this? You're a fucking geek.
#31 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
#28 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Now you listen here, nigger. I am named after one of the most ancient egyptian gods in history. I can have any one of my draconic minions on your fucking wide open asshole with the snap of my finger. All of my brothers are also named after the creators of old. Our lineage is refined and unending. There is nothing you can do to prevent my reign as king of this pathetic and disgusting world. You must be cleansed, you and all other spellcaster types. You have 2500 atk? That is cute, I CAN SUMMON A RED EYES DARKNESS METAL DRAGON ANYWHERE, ANYTIME AND AT ANY MOMENT! I was born out of the fiery ashes of war while you were in a library reading old, dusty books. Now shut the fuck up before I call my bro Heliopolis to rape your father and murder your fucking sisters.
#30 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Bitch, what? I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of my BLADESTAFF. I come out stronger than you and your little ass Red Eyes Darkness Bitch. You better have a five headed to take me on, you pussy! My name doesn't need to be uttered, for my greatness is known throughout the land. You talk of rape and murder, but what I do is better, is nobler. I will rob you of your magic, and I will lead the crusade to cleanse these lands of you and all of your dragonic kin. Nowhere is safe. You will need to contact the United Nations to get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. Do you understand me? I'm talking scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!!
#32 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey you little emo faggot you fucking with my bro Atum? You better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. You brag about your bladestaff? That puny piece of metal isn't half the length of my DICK! Your name may be known across the land but mine is known across the god damn world! I AM HELIOPOLIS! You may be strong but all it takes is for me to toss away one of my willing soldiers to put you into the god damn ground begging and praying for mercy! And you know what. Your plea will go unheard. Gods do not listen to the prayers of land urchins. You talk of scorched earth you filthy nigger, I SCORCH LANDS FOR FUN! As the world has a creator it must also have a destroyer. You are fucking with the destroyer! I will turn everything you love into nothing but a small memory in the mind of a dim and widowed child. Do not speak again unless you want everything you know and love turned into ash in the wind.
#33 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
LOL CAN'T HURT ME FAGGOT.
#34 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
Wrong. Cunt.
#37 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Ha quite the boner for Hieratics, I see. What's your opinion on the Heliopolis reprint (among the others)?
#38 - benttoyourwill (10/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea what reprints are :P
#39 - pterodactylz (10/18/2012) [-]
Oh haha well never mind then. Either way, well done. I had a laugh on these.
#112 - 'MURICA  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2012 on West Point Doctrine +39
#161 - anonymous (10/18/2012) [-]
Fucking americans i hate you all . You guys only joined the world war 2 because you got bombed at pearl harbour. You were totally okay with France and Britain being buttfucked and continued with your normal routine like nothing the fuck was wrong. Fucking stupid selfish americans .
#121 - anonymous (10/18/2012) [-]
Every time I see this pic it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
User avatar #117 - thezillis (10/18/2012) [-]
FREEDOM IS THE ONLY WAAA-AAY
#567 - Time stop. The things I could get done!! <---… 10/18/2012 on Choose one... 0
#132 - Well played, sir. 10/18/2012 on Hitting an Owl +2
#130 - HP thread? HP thread  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2012 on Hitting an Owl +3
#133 - rellergert (10/18/2012) [-]
#135 - rellergert (10/18/2012) [-]
#136 - rellergert (10/18/2012) [-]
#137 - rellergert (10/18/2012) [-]
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