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Gender: female
Age: 22
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
Video Games Played: Final Fantasy, God of War, Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Portal, The World Ends With You, Bioshock, Borderlands
Date Signed Up:8/31/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
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Comment Ranking:#8042
Highest Comment Rank:#2523
Comment Thumbs: 2162 total,  2305 ,  143
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56% (56/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:338
FJ Points:2059
Hello, all. Long time lurker here, but I was always too lazy to make an account. Unfortunately, I'm not funny or creative, so I'm pretty much only here to post comments and won't be uploading much (if any) content.

And side note, my boyfriend has full access to this account, so not all of the comments on this account are from me.

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#54 - He only has about a 1 in 10 chance of spawning. I've only run … 07/30/2013 on awesome 0
#358 - **pterodactylz rolled a random image posted in comment #46 … 07/27/2013 on scroll then roll 0
#10 - Kid's fw the "Shut up" one. 07/22/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp FINALE! +2
#17 - Picture 07/19/2013 on They reveled a new pokemon!!!! +27
#524 - I love how she was insisting that feminists are going to take … 07/18/2013 on Not all women are bad. This... 0
#455 - 1. Parkway Drive 2. Lamb of God 3. Pantera 4. Ensi… 07/05/2013 on metal +1
#43 - Educate yourself, friend. 06/22/2013 on All my feels +2
#71 - Art sharing time? Oh boy! My most recent artsy project. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2013 on why i dont draw anymore +4
#81 - wildikdog (06/03/2013) [-]
That is fucking beatiful, just beautiful
Oathkeeper best keyblade
#11 - Picture 06/02/2013 on suit mentor +7
#41 - Picture 05/20/2013 on yes you have done good man... +33
#389 - I live, like, 10 minutes from there. I'm actually tempted to c… 05/20/2013 on Amy's Baking Company +2
#75 - From time to time, yes. Though the one I get most often is &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on Happy dogs 0
#119 - argonianmaidohonor (05/16/2013) [-]
Gawd I know that feeling. Mine has some colour in him however. Bit of blonde but yeah. Annoying when people are like "What is he crossed with?" I am like "Nothing. His parents were both black and tan German shepherds."
Then they go full retard and go "I think his father or mother was a Labrador."
Then I reply with "No a male and female German shepherd/ alsatian fucked and he was an odd colour from the rest."

The breeders were going to put him down because he wouldn't make any money for them.
#32 - I too own a happy White Shepherd.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Happy dogs +2
#136 - powellrebecca (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #36 - argonianmaidohonor (05/16/2013) [-]
SO CUTE! Do you have people like randomly coming up to you and saying "his/her ears are huge"? People do it to my dog but it is a white GSD trait!
User avatar #75 - pterodactylz (05/16/2013) [-]
From time to time, yes. Though the one I get most often is "What kind of dog is she?" soon followed by "I didn't know German Shepherd could be white" lol.
#119 - argonianmaidohonor (05/16/2013) [-]
Gawd I know that feeling. Mine has some colour in him however. Bit of blonde but yeah. Annoying when people are like "What is he crossed with?" I am like "Nothing. His parents were both black and tan German shepherds."
Then they go full retard and go "I think his father or mother was a Labrador."
Then I reply with "No a male and female German shepherd/ alsatian fucked and he was an odd colour from the rest."

The breeders were going to put him down because he wouldn't make any money for them.
#50 - tfw I played as a Siren in the first Borderlands and could jus… 05/12/2013 on This is how lazy I've become 0
#35 - Perhaps you will find some use for this in the future. 05/10/2013 on Give me a hug +5
#77 - Alternatively... 05/02/2013 on Diglett +2
#75 - Not quite as cool, but I have a non-first edition shadowless C…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Why....... 0
#78 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
I have that, and a first edition holo dragonite. i love it like life itself
#39 - is the source of the original gif, if you wanted to know :)  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Cheers +1
User avatar #55 - whycanticaps (04/10/2013) [-]
why thank you kind internet user
#10 - Picture 04/04/2013 on Happy Easter to your kiester 0
#24 - Am I the only one who thinks it would make more sense for the … 03/28/2013 on happy potter +1
#1185 - Well. I lived a good enough life. Is there one main chara… 03/27/2013 on I think i'll live 0
#301 - I apologize if someone beat me to this already. But I didn't … 03/20/2013 on The World Is In Danger +1
#107 - I know that feel. 03/13/2013 on phail +2
#38 - Kind of an aqua blue with a greenish-yellow ring around the pu… 03/12/2013 on Blue Eyes 0
#85 - Okay guys, I downloaded GIMP, looked at a few tutorials and ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Nope. +20
#90 - theorangefox (03/12/2013) [-]
Here you go, saved you the effort!
#89 - hargleblarg (03/12/2013) [-]
I suppose I should show some of my own work as evidence.
User avatar #88 - hargleblarg (03/12/2013) [-]
Do it in layers. Like, everything in layers. Make the text a seperate layer, then copy and paste it after every frame so it's easy to get rid of later when you want different text there, and add seperate layers so you can make a black outline around the text to make it easier to read. Just google "making a gif in Gimp" and you'll find plenty of tutorials.
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