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#32 - El Magno  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Build wall +87
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#43 - anametoremember (01/10/2016) [-]
But...magneto is already a word in spanish. "El Magneto" would be fine.
#53 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Except is not.
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#67 - zergiel (01/10/2016) [-]
Except it is. Latin american fag here, Magneto means exactly the same in spanish as in english: a permanent magnet electrical generator.
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#44 - SuperSixONE (01/10/2016) [-]
Sounds like Chapo though
#120 - You're the only person who's advice is reasonable. Thanks man.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives +1
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#122 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
Also you're giving me too much credit, most people here said similar stuff.
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#121 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
Anytime mate, and remember, prioritise your life. Don't rush anything! Make time for yourself before you're willing to make time for others.
#119 - Well dumbass, I said I didn't belive her. So congratulations o… 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives 0
#68 - I think she might just want a FWB though. And if I were in a r…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives 0
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#76 - emilishous (01/10/2016) [-]
thats not FWB, thats a home wrecker, it would be FWB if she broke up with the guy.
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#69 - VincentKing (01/10/2016) [-]
I say don't, unless you are completely satisfied with ruining the relationship, and possibly lives for 2 people for a while. Plus you will essentially become one of the biggest douchebags around.
#63 - Wow, I didn't actually expect to get some legit advice from th… 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives 0
#27 - Nope, still don't like jews 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +1
#58 - Hey guys. Don't know why I'm coming to FJ for advice but I rea…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives +2
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#99 - ljxjlos (01/10/2016) [-]
Imagine what you´d want the guy to do if she was your girlfriend and the guy was you. Then do exactly that. But be honest with yourself. Cheating is a fucking shitty thing to do, keep that in mind.
#87 - karlossacramento (01/10/2016) [-]
if she's willing to cheat for you, then she will be willing to cheat on you
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#85 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't pursue a relationship. If it's that easy for her to let you cop a feel while she's with a partner, that could lead to anything, and she'd have no trouble letting someone else do it if she were with you. Just drop it and forget about her. Up to you if you want to risk having a fuck buddy, but I don't advise it. Just play it safe, if you want a relationship it'll come along eventually.
#120 - prozack (01/10/2016) [-]
You're the only person who's advice is reasonable. Thanks man.
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#122 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
Also you're giving me too much credit, most people here said similar stuff.
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#121 - theorangefox (01/10/2016) [-]
Anytime mate, and remember, prioritise your life. Don't rush anything! Make time for yourself before you're willing to make time for others.
#78 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Don't be a cunt.

But you already tried to fuck a girl after she said she had a boyfriend so its too late for that.
#119 - prozack (01/10/2016) [-]
Well dumbass, I said I didn't belive her. So congratulations on being an idiot
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#75 - emilishous (01/10/2016) [-]
i became a home wrecker and i regret it everyday. it ruins your sex drive. in my case we did the dirty and she left in the morning almost without a word. we never became a couple and we used to be good friends. i met her boyfriend at a bar and he knew, the guilt was killing me when it turned out he was a better person than what i expected, (he even bought me a beer!). i heave trouble becoming friends with girls that are in relationships because i am afraid i'l partially ruin their life. every-time i have sex, its even harder to stay in the moment because sex is the reason behind my guilt. LEAVE HER ALONE. is my only advice for your benefit. it only leaves you guilty and your moral bar lower.
#72 - warofdawn (01/10/2016) [-]
you came to the wrong place for moral advice pal but this Old man Funny junker here will give you some advice don't be a home wrecker and bros before hoes this girl is obviously not worth a long lasting relationship if she was willing to let you fool around with her and if you just want to bang her is that not unfair to her BF would you like it if some one fucked your GF i would be a true bro and tell her BF what she did but in this day and age she would probably say you forced your hands on her tits and you would be in jail for rape with the added bonus of her BF beating the living shit out of you so what i would really do is stop contacting her completely shut her down and let her come crawling to you tell her you are not interested in used meat wait for her to break it off then fuck her and dump her
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#67 - VincentKing (01/10/2016) [-]
Basically what the other guy said, if she cheats on her boyfriend with you, then she will do it again with her next partner. If, however, you decide that after you fool around that you didnt actually like her and just wanted to get into her pants, then you are a horrible douchebag that caused her to cheat and ruin their relationship.
#68 - prozack (01/10/2016) [-]
I think she might just want a FWB though. And if I were in a relationship with her I'd always be worried about her cheating on me since she was willing to do it initially. I'm not saying getting in a relationship with her would be impossible, but I don't think it's likely. Think I should just try banging her once or twice?
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#76 - emilishous (01/10/2016) [-]
thats not FWB, thats a home wrecker, it would be FWB if she broke up with the guy.
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#69 - VincentKing (01/10/2016) [-]
I say don't, unless you are completely satisfied with ruining the relationship, and possibly lives for 2 people for a while. Plus you will essentially become one of the biggest douchebags around.
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#62 - Sethorein (01/10/2016) [-]
Fuck buddies but nothing serious. Cheaters tend not to change. If she's cheating with you she'll cheat with the next guy too. Enjoy her for now and leave it at that.
#63 - prozack (01/10/2016) [-]
Wow, I didn't actually expect to get some legit advice from this. Thank you my man
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