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#1 - you cant buy these anymore the website is no more … 03/01/2015 on Collect them all. 0
#1232 - **prozach used "*roll cis privilege*"** **prozach rolls You… 02/22/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#974 - thanks! 02/21/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family +1
#84 - alone in the dark 02/21/2015 on The Strokes +1
#851 - 20 airline empleyee... well just quite so jobless on …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0
User avatar #858 - incoming (02/21/2015) [-]
Good luck bro!
User avatar #974 - prozach (02/21/2015) [-]
thanks!
#21 - thats only 50 mph....... anyone can drive that fast  [+] (15 new replies) 02/11/2015 on In Ireland everything is a... +2
#28 - apurpleliger (02/11/2015) [-]
I mean, I've gone that fast on similar roads, but it isn't exactly a calming experience, to say the least.
User avatar #24 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/11/2015) [-]
apparently metric conversions are also a challenge
#27 - apurpleliger (02/11/2015) [-]
80 kilometer/hour = 49.709 695 379 mile/hour (mph)

For you I guess?
User avatar #42 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/11/2015) [-]
but maybe im a little biased... i like to go canyon carving
#64 - xxmemosxx (02/11/2015) [-]
Canyon carving? Oh you mean on those wide, sweeping corners on tarmac roads. Bet you do it on a bike as well.
User avatar #69 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/12/2015) [-]
car and bike... mostly dirt roads, its easier to drift the corners... and if you pick a private road its safer... the way ive always done it is have one person stationed at each end of the road with walkie talkies so we dont crash into unsuspecting motorists ... look at the OP... now picture that with a sheer cliff leading into the ocean on one side and a completely solid rock face on the other add some blind turns and thats a damn fine good time
#71 - xxmemosxx (02/12/2015) [-]
On dirt roads, fair enough, most people I've heard use the term do it on tarmac.

50mph on those greasy, mossy, narrow roads feels like 100mph and that's in a car. On a bike, every slight movement, braking, accelerating or just shifting your weight to enter a corner feels like you're going to lose the bike from underneath you.

Ireland also has some beautiful coastal roads with some steep-ass drops, pic related, standard road conditions in Ireland as well, bumpy, damp and greasy. Probably windy as fuck as well.
User avatar #73 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/13/2015) [-]
sounds like i should move to ireland lol
User avatar #41 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/11/2015) [-]
no for whoever thought that it was a fast speed... not trying to dis on you
User avatar #65 - mutzaki (02/11/2015) [-]
It's a high speed considering the blocked view and poor road. You're an absolute jackass if you actually drive that fast on that kind of road. It's similar in Sweden, where the basic speed limit is 70 on roads whenever it's not stated otherwise, but we're taught to make better judgements than that. In Germany, it's apparently as high as 100.
User avatar #70 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/12/2015) [-]
not a jackass, just a damn good driver... 'good driver' being defined as, i can control my vehicle in dangerous situations where most other drivers would lose their shit ... i have access to performance vehicles and where i come from its good quality fun... all the times ive ever gone out canyon carving and /or street racing we've always secured the location beforehand to prevent injuries and the only person im ever putting in danger is myself
User avatar #72 - mutzaki (02/12/2015) [-]
Experience doesn't make it so you can see through trees, nor does it shorten your braking distance. In the content, you'd be as fucked as anyone else if you were up at that speed and you had a sudden meeting.
User avatar #74 - kvalzzfrumboldt (02/13/2015) [-]
did you miss the part where i said that its always a secured location? that means spotters on walkie talkies at every intersection (if any) and blind curves who also block unwanted traffic and since its usually a private logging or hunting road theres no one out there anyways. in addition, due to noise, fences, and in some cases flood lights that are set up theres very little danger of wildlife being on the road... often times on roads like that there are mirrors to see around corners and trees... and with the spotters they warn you of a hazard long before you need to brake for it... i would never just start mobbing down an unsecured road i love my car too much to put it at that risk. ... ive had as many as 30 people stationed down a road spotting the curves and hazards... when one person finishes "the track" we rotate and the next person gets to go
User avatar #75 - mutzaki (02/13/2015) [-]
None of what you said is relevant to the vast majority of rural roads, and probably only applies to your personal routes. At least I think we're agreeing on that if you take out all the factors you mentioned, it's dangerous to go that speed.
User avatar #23 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (02/11/2015) [-]
are you seeing the road? can you see how it's a one way road and takes several turns that and is wet. Another car could come around the corner, you could fly off the road, buncha dangerous shit goin on here just dw.
#33 - heres a link for $70 ....... yah.... 02/08/2015 on Thanks Mr. Skeltal +2
#30 - i have only found them for $120 so i have never bought them  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Thanks Mr. Skeltal +1
#32 - Zaxplab (02/08/2015) [-]
aaand that's why I'll never understand action figure collectors.
User avatar #33 - prozach (02/08/2015) [-]
heres a link for $70 ....... yah....

www.fattel.org/new-skeleton.html
#24 - Comment deleted 01/26/2015 on The drawing of the four 0
#252 - yah blueish life 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ +1

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#4 - mithlawhurr (12/10/2014) [-]
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