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#117 - It's not that hard to get out of the bro zone. Show him your t… 10/25/2012 on Bro-zoned +18
#80 - My point was that you're gonna run into these little assholes … 10/25/2012 on Nonononononono 0
#70 - Yeah because that doesn't happen in any other online FPS games…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Nonononononono -2
User avatar #74 - Marowak (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm not saying it didn't... It's just the subject was on Halo. If the kids were standing in front of a COD background then I'd say the same thing but with COD.
User avatar #80 - proudnerd (10/25/2012) [-]
My point was that you're gonna run into these little assholes whenever you play a good game. I don't care. Just mute them and be done with it.
#264 - Roughmath, Nero (kind of), Chrispy, Kaney, Quartus Saul, Tek9 …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Skrillex is kill 0
#339 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
I read Tek9 as Tech N9ne so I got pissed at you for an instant.
#183 - That's because one was a rich and one wasn't. The media likes … 10/20/2012 on One last Amanda Todd post. 0
#115 - OP doesn't seem to understand sarcasm. 10/17/2012 on What were you thinking!? +11
#645 - Well I'm currently listening to Bittersweet Memories by Bullet… 10/10/2012 on Zoophilia 0
#15 - The last time I ended windows explorer, it did not come back a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2012 on Wrong Neighborhood -1
#17 - ZeBigD (10/09/2012) [-]
Ctrl+alt+delete
Applications
New Task
Explorer.exe

lrn2computer
#7 - Yeah... end windows explorer... that sounds like a great idea...  [+] (5 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Wrong Neighborhood -1
User avatar #13 - ivoryhammer (10/09/2012) [-]
Even if you do end Window's Explorer it comes back after a few seconds.
User avatar #15 - proudnerd (10/09/2012) [-]
The last time I ended windows explorer, it did not come back after a few seconds. I had to shut it down and restart.
#17 - ZeBigD (10/09/2012) [-]
Ctrl+alt+delete
Applications
New Task
Explorer.exe

lrn2computer
User avatar #10 - skuser (10/09/2012) [-]
New task: Explorer
Is not that hard bro.
User avatar #8 - djbagboy (10/09/2012) [-]
Windows Explorer is the running program, it's not Internet Explorer
#7 - just end the process... 10/09/2012 on you will never take me alive +1
#33 - I was talking to one of my professors about how if Aliens find…  [+] (50 new replies) 10/09/2012 on That's why they haven't... +97
User avatar #270 - coolfool (10/09/2012) [-]
Water, its rare to be found in liquid state.
User avatar #273 - karidagur (10/09/2012) [-]
no it's not
User avatar #274 - coolfool (10/09/2012) [-]
Well then fuck me, what if they just want a taste of humans then?
User avatar #275 - karidagur (10/09/2012) [-]
well then we're fucked
#267 - themisstophat (10/09/2012) [-]
This has really just made me want to play Spore...
#261 - EdwardNigma (10/09/2012) [-]
We all know there would almost certainly be an alien race out their that is basically space Nazis. They would attempt to conquer and slaughter anything that isn't them and if it's a weak planet without technology to fight back and no way to contact help? We're fucked.

Otherwise, no one would really invade unless they use dirt as energy and used it all and their just like "BY MY GOD DAMN SPACE TITTIES, IS THAT PLANET FULL OF FUCKING DIRT?" and then they make us get dirt for them, like good little pigs.

Please, no one pay attention to me or my existence, I'm tired and I say stupid shit about aliens and alternate realities when I'm tired.
#253 - capslockftw (10/09/2012) [-]
...why would you torch ants with a mangifying glass? Because you aint got nothing better to do.
User avatar #248 - drulludanni (10/09/2012) [-]
they want your soul
User avatar #244 - bongconnery (10/09/2012) [-]
What do all men with power want? More power.
User avatar #241 - failtolawl (10/09/2012) [-]
what if we are the most advanced species in the galaxy?
User avatar #230 - PeteRich (10/09/2012) [-]
Have you ever squished an insect, simply because you can?
#259 - lastsamurai (10/09/2012) [-]
But you wouldn't go outside. Try to find it then waste time and energy doing it.
You only do it because it's close by and you wouldn't have to make a huge effort.
User avatar #228 - stormeye (10/09/2012) [-]
Actually to an extraterrestrial, we would both be a scientific wonder, and a gold mine. Earth is a planet made from a supernova remnant, meaning it contains high concentrated amounts of elements heavier than iron. Including elements that are powerful conductors such as Gold and Silver and natural radioactive isotopes, which have an extreme value to many scientific purposes, especially to a race that knows far more about it's capabilities than we do. Not to mention the HUGE abundance of liquid water.

However, we also would be an interest in the individuals in their race that would be interested in our biology, sociology, and yes, even our politics as well, but that would require them watching us from afar. I'm sure that Earth has been known by most species that have the capabilities to land here, but assuming they aren't a hive mind, they are constructed of individuals with opinions, and probably have debated about what to do with us for centuries. In fact, Ancient Aliens, (which although outspoken in certain areas, does make a few good points) points out historical events, particularly in the ancient Hindu times, and more recently in the 16th century over Europe, that appear as extraterrestrials fighting over us.

So my opinion is, we are being watched and monitored by them, and we've survived because the politicians of these races have restricted access to our resources to other races and have been able to defend Earth against the races that decide to try and invade anyway.

But now I think they're scared to come back at us because probably one out of our millions Hollywood movies about Alien Invasion is accurate and we know their weakness.
User avatar #218 - padorak (10/09/2012) [-]
If they invaded us they would most likely only come for resources and slave labor from us. This is only a possibility.


Figured I would put my 2 cents in.
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User avatar #198 - daentraya (10/09/2012) [-]
The universe is pretty big. We dont actually know, but we could be the only living beings in it, one of few, or one of many. Could be that they were studying life, as its rare and diverse
#186 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
1- See badass dinosaurs with telescope.
2- Go to planet Earth to study said dinosaurs.
3- The closer you move, the more dinosaurs die.
4- Rage.
5- Only find useless humans
6- ?????
7- Invade out of spite.

There, that is a good enough reason for them :p
#173 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Scientist have actually suggested that gold is the valued resource they would desire. Primarily for the construction of spaceships and heat shields as it is incredibly malleable. We use it for the same thing and it is believed to be quite rare not just on our planet, but across the galaxy. This would also explain the disappearance on the Mayans and Incas as they were the greatest harvesters of ancient gold mines. There are plenty of other reasons why they would need to come here. We'd be lucky to have their insight and allow them to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
User avatar #151 - slyve (10/09/2012) [-]
That's only an argument if the aliens are into logic thinking. Look at the countries here on earth, we could get by without war. Still we chose to go to war because some people just think

"I have everything i need. About 50 times of what those other people have... a fuck it, I'll just kill them and take their stuff too, because i can"

What if aliens are just as much dicks as we are and just invade us because they can?
#150 - haemons (10/09/2012) [-]
Because they can.
#141 - unholyjebus (10/09/2012) [-]
Maybe the aliens are able to harness the power of our sun so instead of invading us, they just destroy our sun for the energy.
User avatar #111 - ViXi (10/09/2012) [-]
They could enslave us to mine metals and other resources for their space colonies
#97 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/09/2012) [-]
Suppose the alien race lost it's home planet from a supernova and they needed to repopulate the colony. Would you rather invade a strong alien race or the human race?
User avatar #155 - wiljones (10/09/2012) [-]
its very unlikely that an alien speciec would be able to survive on a foreign planet because their immune system wouldent be able to handle microscopic organisms that we fight against everyday
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User avatar #195 - daentraya (10/09/2012) [-]
If they have superior technology, maybe they have superior medical or biological as well. We cant be sure of anything when we're talking about hypothetical beings
#175 - exrflarion (10/09/2012) [-]






.............How did you know that their immune system wouldn't protect them in this planet?
User avatar #188 - TastyBurger (10/09/2012) [-]
Because if you shut off ANY animal from the bacteria/viruses on Earth and then suddenly spring it on them, their anti-bodies have no idea what to do and will probably die. The only reason we don't die is because we're used to this shit.
User avatar #95 - samorris (10/09/2012) [-]
Well, there are many things:
1) Other element which had the same chemical properties of carbon such as silicon is seen as a potential amino-acid variation. Silicon based aliens would like to experiment with carbon based.
2) They could want more land. Few planets are actually habitable.
3) Some bitch nigga ass fuck is on an iron diet and like earths got tons of that shit
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User avatar #80 - jinjo (10/09/2012) [-]
Land and resources maybe?
User avatar #78 - bluckets (10/09/2012) [-]
They could do it to study life on Earth, or other planets for that matter?

I mean, shit, if we even found a single cell of life on Mars, or anywhere for that matter, everybody on Earth would shit their pants and want to study it to know more. Even though we're technologically superior, we're still curious creatures. That's how we've made it so far. Aliens would be curious about life on Earth as well, ESPECIALLY if they see fucking badass dinosaurs.
User avatar #210 - admiralen (10/09/2012) [-]
havent the found cells on mars?
User avatar #220 - bluckets (10/09/2012) [-]
I don't think so. Probably fossilised bacteria: For some reason, that rings a bell, but off the top of my head, no...

...but Google is telling me otherwise. Both 'Ancient Bacteria/Cells' and current. Haven't checked too many articles but looks like there was life. I doubt we know if there's currently cells because it should be GIGANTIC news right now, which it isn't. Either that or the media doesn't care/drowned it out.
User avatar #239 - Fgner (10/09/2012) [-]
It was on a meteorite, they found fossilized evidence of bacteria. And not just any bacteria, a bacteria found here on Earth. Which means that the same exact lifeforms that exist here, may live all over the universe.
User avatar #288 - bluckets (10/10/2012) [-]
Ah. I came across that article a few times, but didn't really pay attention to it. I thought it was a hoax or something, since that's pretty huge fucking news. I heard of Amino Acids (or something that's a building block of life) were found on meteorites, but actual fossilised cells? Gawdamn.

Also, when you say "a bacteria found here on Earth", I can't help but ask the obvious and stupid question: How do they know it's not a bacteria FROM Earth post-crash? I know scientists know their shit... but I don't.
User avatar #289 - Fgner (10/10/2012) [-]
> I thought so too, because it didn't get any hype. But then I remembered, nobody really pays attention to the science news but scientists, and normal people really don't care.
> And because it was fossilized, as in, pretty deep inside the meteorite. The cell wasn't there, but it still had the impression on the rock and fossilized evidence, indicating it was there long before it probably become a meteorite.
User avatar #299 - bluckets (10/11/2012) [-]
Keep in mind, the meteorite was on Earth for tens of thousands of years. Plus, the Higgs and Curiosity got gigantic coverage everywhere. You'd expect evidence of alien life to get the same; maybe even more.

I just dunno man, even though I want to believe it, I still have my doubts... I can't trust the internet just yet, unfortunately. When someone like VSauce or SciShow or something reads papers on it and explains it thoroughly (since I can't read or understand published papers for the life of me), then yeah... that's when my mind will stop being stubborn and probably believe it.
User avatar #77 - soulthename (10/09/2012) [-]
that's reasonable but what stopped the Europeans from claiming North America? or another location for that matter
User avatar #55 - esmebuffay (10/09/2012) [-]
The reason they were travelling might be their planet is no longer livable so they're looking for a new one, and when you move into a house you don't do it when the previous occupants still live there.
#81 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Based on some theories it took an infinite number of different random events to form earth and it's inhabitants the way they are,both now and in the past. So likely as it may be for other lifeforms to exist in the universe some (astro-)physicists/astrobiologists disagree that they would bear any resemblance as to how we consider life to be on earth...


TL;DR: If aliens do exist they may not even consider "Inhabitable" the same as we do
User avatar #37 - tonyzepol (10/09/2012) [-]
You ever seen Avatar?
User avatar #34 - cloudchaser (10/09/2012) [-]
We know one thing they don't.



We know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
User avatar #276 - ihaveupsyndrome (10/09/2012) [-]
Because it's a part of a complete breakfast
#144 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
We do?
User avatar #96 - melolsoohard (10/09/2012) [-]
CINNAMON SUGAR SWIRLS IN EVERY BITE
User avatar #69 - huskycreeper (10/09/2012) [-]





Oh my god....this is fucking amazing!
#277 - Amaze (10/09/2012) [-]
#133 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
You ruined everything about that. please die
User avatar #268 - huskycreeper (10/09/2012) [-]
Your point?
#31 - You momma so fat, she's moving at the speed of light! 10/09/2012 on Maths insults -2
#134 - Skip to 0:50, it's ******* great. 10/09/2012 on No. Fucking. Way! +2
#88 - Look, you can't make Alcohol illegal because beer is the #1 be… 10/06/2012 on Marijuana is safer 0
#291 - Rope, Duct Tape and a ski mask 10/05/2012 on Walmart Challenge 0
#134 - Yeah, because Obama didn't do that at all. Nor did any politic… 10/05/2012 on Oh Mitt... +5
#6 - It's fun to do  [+] (5 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Ohh Meg.... +22
#48 - drainbramage (10/04/2012) [-]
This might turn out a bit small
#59 - thegreenbutton (10/04/2012) [-]
You can do that with Heimer's turrets too
User avatar #8 - Enternal (10/04/2012) [-]
lol i get it!
#9 - Enternal (10/04/2012) [-]
**Enternal rolled a random image posted in comment #51 at Always ** lol, LOL? do you get it? You get it
#14 - anonymous (10/04/2012) [-]
yeah but you missed the comma.. "lol, i get it!"
#128 - Yin and Yang have absolutely nothing to do with karma. Know yo… 10/04/2012 on Easy business +4
#326 - http://www.microscope-microscope.org/applications/sand/microsc… 10/03/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part One) 0
#220 - Sand thing is ******** , saw it in an earlier post…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/03/2012 on Can You Make It? (Part One) -2
#231 - anonymous (10/03/2012) [-]
Those are just pebbles, not magnified sand.
User avatar #326 - proudnerd (10/03/2012) [-]
http://www.microscope-microscope.org/applications/sand/microscopic-sand.htm
#79 - 0:45* 10/02/2012 on Darwin Award Nominees +2
#78 - this video needs to start at about 0:55  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Darwin Award Nominees +2
User avatar #79 - proudnerd (10/02/2012) [-]
0:45*
#11 - TRIPLE KILL 09/28/2012 on 2 bikers 1 car. (Morbid) +3
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User avatar #3 - cubanwhiteman (09/25/2012) [-]
I watched a few anime, not much, but a few, anyway, check this video out.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - cubanwhiteman (09/25/2012) [-]
Not dubstep, but I loved it anyway :D
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