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|#9 - Switch the two faces and it makes sense [+] (4 new replies)||10/25/2012 on So this is work...?||+29|
#42 - rockmanneos (10/26/2012) [-]
Actually, most people who rely on welfare still have jobs. The only reason they rely on it is because the 'jobs' they're working are low paying with no benefits. It's not the hand out many people think it is, but rather a hand up.
Yes, there ARE those that abuse the system, but should we completely close it off simply because a few lazy asses are finding loop holes? It's just something the government is going to have to crack down on. Such an example: drug testing. Doing drugs? No free money for you.
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#339 - anonexplains (10/22/2012) [-]
I read Tek9 as Tech N9ne so I got pissed at you for an instant.
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|#7 - Yeah... end windows explorer... that sounds like a great idea... [+] (5 new replies)||10/09/2012 on Wrong Neighborhood||-1|
|#7 - just end the process...||10/09/2012 on you will never take me alive||+1|
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#261 - EdwardNigma (10/09/2012) [-]
Otherwise, no one would really invade unless they use dirt as energy and used it all and their just like "BY MY GOD DAMN SPACE TITTIES, IS THAT PLANET FULL OF FUCKING DIRT?" and then they make us get dirt for them, like good little pigs.
Please, no one pay attention to me or my existence, I'm tired and I say stupid shit about aliens and alternate realities when I'm tired.
#228 - stormeye (10/09/2012) [-]
Actually to an extraterrestrial, we would both be a scientific wonder, and a gold mine. Earth is a planet made from a supernova remnant, meaning it contains high concentrated amounts of elements heavier than iron. Including elements that are powerful conductors such as Gold and Silver and natural radioactive isotopes, which have an extreme value to many scientific purposes, especially to a race that knows far more about it's capabilities than we do. Not to mention the HUGE abundance of liquid water.
However, we also would be an interest in the individuals in their race that would be interested in our biology, sociology, and yes, even our politics as well, but that would require them watching us from afar. I'm sure that Earth has been known by most species that have the capabilities to land here, but assuming they aren't a hive mind, they are constructed of individuals with opinions, and probably have debated about what to do with us for centuries. In fact, Ancient Aliens, (which although outspoken in certain areas, does make a few good points) points out historical events, particularly in the ancient Hindu times, and more recently in the 16th century over Europe, that appear as extraterrestrials fighting over us.
So my opinion is, we are being watched and monitored by them, and we've survived because the politicians of these races have restricted access to our resources to other races and have been able to defend Earth against the races that decide to try and invade anyway.
But now I think they're scared to come back at us because probably one out of our millions Hollywood movies about Alien Invasion is accurate and we know their weakness.
#186 - anonexplains (10/09/2012) [-]
1- See badass dinosaurs with telescope.
2- Go to planet Earth to study said dinosaurs.
3- The closer you move, the more dinosaurs die.
5- Only find useless humans
7- Invade out of spite.
There, that is a good enough reason for them :p
#173 - anonexplains (10/09/2012) [-]
Scientist have actually suggested that gold is the valued resource they would desire. Primarily for the construction of spaceships and heat shields as it is incredibly malleable. We use it for the same thing and it is believed to be quite rare not just on our planet, but across the galaxy. This would also explain the disappearance on the Mayans and Incas as they were the greatest harvesters of ancient gold mines. There are plenty of other reasons why they would need to come here. We'd be lucky to have their insight and allow them to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#151 - slyve (10/09/2012) [-]
That's only an argument if the aliens are into logic thinking. Look at the countries here on earth, we could get by without war. Still we chose to go to war because some people just think
"I have everything i need. About 50 times of what those other people have... a fuck it, I'll just kill them and take their stuff too, because i can"
What if aliens are just as much dicks as we are and just invade us because they can?
#95 - samorris (10/09/2012) [-]
Well, there are many things:
1) Other element which had the same chemical properties of carbon such as silicon is seen as a potential amino-acid variation. Silicon based aliens would like to experiment with carbon based.
2) They could want more land. Few planets are actually habitable.
3) Some bitch nigga ass fuck is on an iron diet and like earths got tons of that shit
#78 - bluckets (10/09/2012) [-]
They could do it to study life on Earth, or other planets for that matter?
I mean, shit, if we even found a single cell of life on Mars, or anywhere for that matter, everybody on Earth would shit their pants and want to study it to know more. Even though we're technologically superior, we're still curious creatures. That's how we've made it so far. Aliens would be curious about life on Earth as well, ESPECIALLY if they see fucking badass dinosaurs.
#220 - bluckets (10/09/2012) [-]
I don't think so. Probably fossilised bacteria: For some reason, that rings a bell, but off the top of my head, no...
...but Google is telling me otherwise. Both 'Ancient Bacteria/Cells' and current. Haven't checked too many articles but looks like there was life. I doubt we know if there's currently cells because it should be GIGANTIC news right now, which it isn't. Either that or the media doesn't care/drowned it out.
#288 - bluckets (10/10/2012) [-]
Ah. I came across that article a few times, but didn't really pay attention to it. I thought it was a hoax or something, since that's pretty huge fucking news. I heard of Amino Acids (or something that's a building block of life) were found on meteorites, but actual fossilised cells? Gawdamn.
Also, when you say "a bacteria found here on Earth", I can't help but ask the obvious and stupid question: How do they know it's not a bacteria FROM Earth post-crash? I know scientists know their shit... but I don't.
#289 - Fgner (10/10/2012) [-]
> I thought so too, because it didn't get any hype. But then I remembered, nobody really pays attention to the science news but scientists, and normal people really don't care.
> And because it was fossilized, as in, pretty deep inside the meteorite. The cell wasn't there, but it still had the impression on the rock and fossilized evidence, indicating it was there long before it probably become a meteorite.
#299 - bluckets (10/11/2012) [-]
Keep in mind, the meteorite was on Earth for tens of thousands of years. Plus, the Higgs and Curiosity got gigantic coverage everywhere. You'd expect evidence of alien life to get the same; maybe even more.
I just dunno man, even though I want to believe it, I still have my doubts... I can't trust the internet just yet, unfortunately. When someone like VSauce or SciShow or something reads papers on it and explains it thoroughly (since I can't read or understand published papers for the life of me), then yeah... that's when my mind will stop being stubborn and probably believe it.
#81 - anonexplains (10/09/2012) [-]
Based on some theories it took an infinite number of different random events to form earth and it's inhabitants the way they are,both now and in the past. So likely as it may be for other lifeforms to exist in the universe some (astro-)physicists/astrobiologists disagree that they would bear any resemblance as to how we consider life to be on earth...
TL;DR: If aliens do exist they may not even consider "Inhabitable" the same as we do
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#133 - anonexplains (10/09/2012) [-]
You ruined everything about that. please die
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#14 - anonexplains (10/04/2012) [-]
yeah but you missed the comma.. "lol, i get it!"