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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Protomario
Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/ProtoMario?feature=mh
Steam Profile: Protomario
Consoles Owned: Xbox, PS3, Wii, 3DS, PSP
Video Games Played: A Sh!t Ton
X-box Gamertag: Protomario
PSN: Protomario
Interests: Life
Date Signed Up:4/12/2013
Last Login:12/10/2013
Location:Youtube
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Content Thumbs: 7604 total,  8813 ,  1209
Comment Thumbs: 453 total,  615 ,  162
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Level 175 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 176 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 145 Comments: Faptastic → Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:464391
Times Content Favorited:304 times
Total Comments Made:293
FJ Points:8052
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#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on True Story +1
#20 - mastercolossus (04/30/2013) [-]
#47 - I literally do not think that about most of those countries … 04/30/2013 on My history professor put... -2
#180 - Perhaps the Solidus eye? 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth 0
#179 - Not what he had in mind 04/30/2013 on Real use of Elizabeth +4
#37 - Can somebody get me a picture of Nicolis Cage as the Terminato… 04/30/2013 on National Treasure -1
#16 - Cough  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2013 on Kids playing with a water hose +6
#23 - spearmint (04/30/2013) [-]
WHERE IS THAT JET OF WATER GOING O GOD
#68 - Would you Re-post a feel? Then why would you re-post this? 04/30/2013 on gamergirlfriend +1
#19 - I forgot my user name to Club Nintendo ========/ … 04/30/2013 on Gamers will understand 0
#25 - When I was in the Army, they told me that this thing could lev…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Title +2
#33 - Memitim (04/30/2013) [-]
Given enough ammunition, anything is possible. With this thing, even more possible.
User avatar #34 - protomario (04/30/2013) [-]
I was operating the 50 Cal once deployed and went through an entire belt, then went to change the Barrel(it over heats and explodes) Had my Leather insulated gloves on, touched the barrel, solderer my gloves to it. Or melted, whatever.
#83 - Memitim (05/02/2013) [-]
I did something remarkably similar when I was in high school - melted a pair of mechanix gloves to my hands after touching something that had been cut with an torch.

Moral of the story: Mechanix gloves are impact resistant, not fire resistant.
#47 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Know the Difference 0
#79 - Picture 04/30/2013 on Evolution of pokemon games! +1
#54 - You're getting closer  [+] (7 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Pokemon Emancipation Version 0
#55 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at In Kindergarten ** ICE CREAM
#56 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #4130436 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ICE CREAM
#57 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at World Of War Planes ** NOW
User avatar #58 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
Fuck my life. Might as well go hang myself
#67 - sleepisfortheweak (05/04/2013) [-]
**sleepisfortheweak rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Mfw taking off a push up bra ** ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM, I SUMMON YO ASS
#69 - maxmoefoe (05/05/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Do your best ** ice cream <
#68 - sleepisfortheweak (05/04/2013) [-]
**sleepisfortheweak rolled a random image posted in comment #1858730 at Friendly ** Close enough.
#52 - I was really hoping you'd roll an ICE Cream Cone. Can…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Pokemon Emancipation Version 0
#64 - emazegenociide (04/29/2013) [-]
**emazegenociide rolled a random image posted in comment #4117466 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **

For Kim Jong Un!
#53 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at "I'm pretty" ** You mean this ice cream, NIGGA
User avatar #54 - protomario (04/29/2013) [-]
You're getting closer
#55 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at In Kindergarten ** ICE CREAM
#56 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #4130436 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** ICE CREAM
#57 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at World Of War Planes ** NOW
User avatar #58 - maxmoefoe (04/29/2013) [-]
Fuck my life. Might as well go hang myself
#67 - sleepisfortheweak (05/04/2013) [-]
**sleepisfortheweak rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at Mfw taking off a push up bra ** ICE MOTHERFUCKING CREAM, I SUMMON YO ASS
#69 - maxmoefoe (05/05/2013) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at Do your best ** ice cream <
#68 - sleepisfortheweak (05/04/2013) [-]
**sleepisfortheweak rolled a random image posted in comment #1858730 at Friendly ** Close enough.
#105 - Actually it is not that bad, but I do lack a gag reflex so I c… 04/29/2013 on Born This Way 0
#95 - Nice sign there, I appreciate when people shove things down my…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Born This Way 0
#102 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
Wow, I never thought I would ever meet somebody who has had for example shoved down their throat! Let alone a Dragon Dildo's for example!

How was it? Did it hurt?
User avatar #105 - protomario (04/29/2013) [-]
Actually it is not that bad, but I do lack a gag reflex so I can't imagine that it'd be fun for those who do.
#23 - I was shown this in a 10 hour OSHA course. Probably w… 04/29/2013 on Monkey security 0
#19 - ehem  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Pedo Bear Plays Ocarina of... +7
#29 - deviousdanish (04/29/2013) [-]
#30 - deviousdanish (04/29/2013) [-]
#23 - Picture 04/29/2013 on Okay, God, just this once. +10
#96 - Yes 04/29/2013 on Mario 0
#31 - Excuse me but am I in the right place?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on TUMBLR +1
User avatar #33 - comicsjoey (04/29/2013) [-]
RIP megaman :8

I think the project was canceled... No megaman X 9.. No megeman ZX 3 ... :((((
#78 - The Aizen Arc is what I am specifying  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2013 on uh,oh i have no control... +2
User avatar #79 - crownsedge (04/29/2013) [-]
I see.
#80 - Mine  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Mario 0
#92 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
Paper Mario and the Mother series? Are you me?
User avatar #96 - protomario (04/29/2013) [-]
Yes
#33 - Woop woop Pull over, that ass is too fat! 04/29/2013 on Perfectly placed... +3
#23 - Skitty Wrecked that Ass! 04/29/2013 on Must of had one large.. 0
#1 - Comment deleted 04/29/2013 on This movie ohmygod 0
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