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#222 - tankguner (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #224 - royalwerewolf (08/24/2013) [-]
>Positive energy plane - gain HP until you explode
>The Beastlands (out of Something Wild) - PCs unavoidably, gradually transformed into an animal reflecting their highest ability score (and get bonus XP for roleplaying the animal well)
User avatar #219 - royalwerewolf (08/23/2013) [-]
Our DM started our game with this:

You all awaken from the sounds of screams, clashing steel and war drums.

You run outside, greeted by a warring band of orcs as they ransack the village.

>Roll for initiative.
>Endless wave of orcs thrown at level 5 party.
>Eventually die.

You all died, though short-lived, your deeds bought enough time for the king's cavalry to arrive and saved the people you threw your lives to protect.

>We call out ********
>DM says not to leave the table just yet

You all awaken from the sounds of laughter, cheers and music.

Before you is a great hall banquet filled with fine wine and fine food. Amongst you are warriors from different eras and different lands.

From the far end of the great hall, A bearded man with a missing eye and a horned helm calls out with a booming voice

"Welcome, brave noble heroes... To Valhalla!"

And now our quest involves stopping Ragnarok.
User avatar #220 to #219 - protomanrulez (08/23/2013) [-]
That is pretty ******* sweet.
User avatar #216 - royalwerewolf (08/21/2013) [-]
>Gespen for the illusory "Lich", being a shortened version of Gespenst, a German word for ghost.
>Aenderun, for the transmutant "Lich", is a shortened version of Ă„nderung, German for the noun form of the word change.
>Befel, for the conjuror "Lich", being a modified form of the word Befehl, for command.
>Makt, being a modified form of macht, for power, or force, could serve as a name for the Evoker "Lich".
>An abjurer "Lich" could be named an Einet, a modified form of einheit, the German word for entity.
>A diviner "Lich" could be called a Wisse, a shortened form of wissen, the German word for knowledge.
>Lastly, an enchanter "Lich" could be a Zusats, a modified for of the word zusatz, meaning addition in German.
User avatar #217 to #216 - protomanrulez (08/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #218 to #217 - royalwerewolf (08/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #211 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2013) [-]
Abjuration: The caster attaches their soul to a suit of rune etched armor and become a type of construct.

Conjuration: The caster binds their life force to an outsider, creating a symbiotic relationship between the two.

Evocation: A living maelstrom of elements, transforming the caster into an elemental.

Illusion: The caster dies, but creates a perfect duplicate of himself that persists and carries on his memories, legacy and power.

Transmutation: The caster becomes an aberration of stolen body parts, replacing them as needed with fresh samples.
User avatar #212 to #211 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2013) [-]
alternate lichdoms
User avatar #213 to #212 - protomanrulez (08/19/2013) [-]
What about them?
User avatar #214 to #213 - royalwerewolf (08/19/2013) [-]
better than normal lich?
User avatar #215 to #214 - protomanrulez (08/19/2013) [-]
Okay. But what about them? Why did you want me to see these?
#188 - tankguner (08/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #117 - tankguner (08/09/2013) [-]
knew you would love it
User avatar #113 - princepeanut (07/15/2013) [-]
That password was a lie
#112 - tankguner (07/10/2013) [-]
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#110 - bandal (07/08/2013) [-]
I see you on skype, but I can't reply quickly... I always loved this chat way of FJ... You don't have to answer right away, no rush but I want to talk to you my friend.

2 days ago I lost a friend, I can't get him back... You know what I mean? I didn't cried as much as I wanted or as much as I thought I would but the pain was real and I miss him, and I need you
User avatar #111 to #110 - protomanrulez (07/08/2013) [-]
I'm really sorry to hear that. What happened?
#47 - tankguner (06/29/2013) [-]
223 and the 8mm for my new gun
#12 - tankguner (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #12 - protomanrulez (06/26/2013) [-]
Fluttershys is weird..
Pinkie pies is just strange
Twi is....
AJ's is silly
Rds is creepy
and rartiys....
#14 to #13 - tankguner (06/26/2013) [-]
whats in pinkies cannon
User avatar #10 - protomanrulez (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - tankguner (06/26/2013) [-]
its 1 n you bitch
User avatar #9 - protomanrulez (06/25/2013) [-]
Add me, is new.
User avatar #4 - charetarded (06/25/2013) [-]
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