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Interests: guitars and video games
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#123 - Oh my  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
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#653 - "eh"?!?!? I could kill you in over seven hundred way…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2014 on Fallout Rolling Game 0
#654 - theautopsygremlin (11/26/2014) [-]
yes but can you see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#469 - Sounds tough but not impossible but you might want to write a… 11/26/2014 on Fallout Rolling Game 0
#454 - Time to earn my Sunlight Medal 11/26/2014 on Fallout Rolling Game 0
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#2 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Yes you. +29
#184 - Best Milk  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2014 on Got Milk +2
User avatar #185 - warioteam (11/21/2014) [-]
breast milk
#9 - Did someone said Bertstrips? Source: 11/20/2014 on Important Life Lessons from... +9
#24 - What did you mean by experience anyway  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on FJ Gaming Survey 0
User avatar #26 - dookaargetman (11/19/2014) [-]
A hybrid of how good you are at said games, and how well you know video games in general because of your playing experiences.
#5 - -RPG & FPS -PC and 3DS -7 Fighting and strat… 11/18/2014 on FJ Gaming Survey 0
#76 - Picture 11/17/2014 on Nostalgia +6
#64303 - I can't remember what the dimension are for a banner 11/17/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
#1858 - They say if wanna get better at the guitar you need to go to t…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/16/2014 on /paranormal/ -1
#1868 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
Holy shit. You're not going to believe me, but this happened to me and a friend while we were jamming on the dirt roads in the countryside of Cherokee county, Georgia. I'm relatively certain that it was either just some wandering vagabond fucking with us or my friend planned this out, because it's pretty fucking spot on, but here's what happened essentially; We were 16 at the time, My long time friend, a Native American fellow lived out in the country outside of Atlanta, I visited him and we ended up wandering around the roads with our guitars, jamming, but we couldn't get them tuned right (probably because the strings were pretty worn, the guitar was pretty old, and we had not changed them in a very long time). We got to the spooky area near the woods and in the distance swaggers in a fellow wearing garb similar to the image in the original post. He was a black man, trampish and dirty, with a strange, dance-like arrhythmic gait. As he neared I felt a bit apprehensive...
#1869 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
He came up to us and I would be neglecting the story if I didn't tell you that he seemed to have soot all over his face, his eyes were hazel (which I've seen on black people before, but was still nevertheless unusual for someone of his deep complexion), My friend had been noodling "Heroin" by The Velvet Underground this whole time, making the scene very strange. The tramp spoke. He said "Sounds out of tune, I can tune it for you if you like" My friend handed him the guitar and the man tuned it by ear. "You should probably get new strings" he said. My friend awkwardly laughed "Heh. Yeah..." He turned to me and said "Does yours need tuning too?" I, seeing no possible risks said yes, and the man proceeded to tune mine too. He said "You need new strings too". I nodded my head and thanked him and he said "Y'all best get back, it's getting dark". We said we would and he walked away.
I since heard this story time and time again, I was spooked, but now I'm sure my friend planned it.
#1860 - andrakian (11/16/2014) [-]
Sure, if you don't mind living on the run
User avatar #1859 - reapermaster (11/16/2014) [-]
#28925 - A lot of my anime related stuff is K-on and a good number of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Reaction Images - reaction... +1
#28928 - anonymous (11/17/2014) [-]
Dem eyebrows make her best girl.
#39 - Please don't **** the robots 11/16/2014 on oh +1
#222 - Your waifu is **** 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message +2
#79 - I feel like I explored every part of 3 and pretty much gained … 11/16/2014 on Dammit lizardlord +1
#112 - You spend a lot of time in cryostasis while traveling in ships.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/16/2014 on how times have changed +1
User avatar #113 - brokentrucker (11/16/2014) [-]
Oh. I was like...."60 years real time? God damn." But a lot of that time was just freeze mode.
User avatar #151 - anangrytaco (11/16/2014) [-]
yeah, he was also a spartan I and because of the all the augmentations he became immune to the flood parasite.
#189 - bigmaeck (11/16/2014) [-]
Actually he volunteered for the spartan 1 project but it flopped and in later years the program became spartan II, which he was not entered becuase they opted out for 6 year olds.

He also cannot be infected by the flood because he received so much damage to his spinal region from a huge covenant energy weapon explosion. so that when a flood tries to take over his body, it literally cannot hook into his system because it is so damaged and altered by his past injuries.

I believe he puts it as "they passed me up like overcooked spinich at a Thanksgiving Dinner", In the book First Strike
User avatar #152 - brokentrucker (11/16/2014) [-]
>Cancer made him immune
#113 - ************ took all the sugarbombs! 11/15/2014 on a cold season in coming. 0
#163097 - Sounds like something to try. 11/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#163060 - I have turned the V-sync in the Nvidia Control Panel on to &qu… 11/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#163059 - I've been getting screen tearing on my computer for quite some…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #163096 - iceteaiceteaicetea (11/15/2014) [-]
Probably your monitor. In games I use MSI afterburner to lock FPS to 59, then it reduces tearing somehow. If I let it be 60 or above the screen tearing is real.

I'm not sure can you make that work on web browser though. Try to get another monitor from friend.
User avatar #163097 - protectron (11/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like something to try.
User avatar #163060 - protectron (11/15/2014) [-]
I have turned the V-sync in the Nvidia Control Panel on to "adaptive." I am also not sure that by watching fire videos is a good test cause tearing is very noticeable
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#268 - What in the world are you all about? 11/14/2014 on who wants to live with admin? 0
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