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#15 - Obligatory  [+] (17 new replies) 03/23/2015 on Three's kinky +34
User avatar #38 - chrisel (03/23/2015) [-]
I feel the need to know where the background music comes from. I know it is from Super Mario Galaxy 1 or 2 but does anyone know what galaxy?
#42 - theprokiller (03/23/2015) [-]
Beep block skyway... Thank me later
User avatar #43 - chrisel (03/23/2015) [-]
It was actually Super Mario 3D World, Thanks.
User avatar #44 - theprokiller (03/23/2015) [-]
Oh i meant the name of the song was beep block skyway or something, didnt read after from. haha
#45 - chrisel (03/23/2015) [-]
It's okay, deary. I got a sick beat to party on.
User avatar #40 - trogdorrules (03/23/2015) [-]
The Milky Way
User avatar #41 - chrisel (03/23/2015) [-]
I meant the name of the galaxy in the game.
#34 - acetrainerewan (03/23/2015) [-]


#51 - electrickwalrus (03/23/2015) [-]
Its from Minus8
here take this link he made newer animations with zelda

#22 - redbannerman (03/23/2015) [-]
IF it weren't for my personal rule of not masturbating on sundays and mondays, I'd totally go look at that..... I'll fav it for tomorrow
User avatar #25 - cancerlobster (03/23/2015) [-]
while I admire your self control, may I ask why you've put that rule on yourself?
#28 - redbannerman (03/23/2015) [-]
Religious reasons. Also kind of a self-control sort of "training" as it were. I'm also trying to lose weight, so maybe if I can stop Masturbating so much I can stop eating as much as well.
User avatar #30 - cancerlobster (03/23/2015) [-]
ah, I get it... kill two habits at once kinda thing. best of luck with both then.
#31 - redbannerman (03/23/2015) [-]
4 years ago it was just sundays, 2 years ago I made it sundays AND mondays. Tuesdays are great.
User avatar #36 - cancerlobster (03/23/2015) [-]
that's a pretty impressive record. I myself lost that control shortly after I lost my faith, but hey, I'm happy for ya. self control is a powerful skill that can be applied during the worst of times.
#160 - And we both said :^) 02/24/2015 on FJ Writes A Story -1
#57 - Here, have this  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on Smash +13
User avatar #86 - namdelliks (02/19/2015) [-]

Here's a better one that even has customization so you can turn the undesirable girls off (Daisy)
User avatar #87 - namdelliks (02/19/2015) [-]
1-9 to turn on/off certain scenes. Press S to lock the selection.
Arrow keys control the girls, up/down to change selection, right to instantly change to that girl, and left to turn the selected girl on/off
#85 - allnamesareused (02/19/2015) [-]
if you can fap to this, please, go die
User avatar #67 - bluenapalm (02/19/2015) [-]
Oooh -8 sure makes some fun stuff, Hes made way more of them now, samus, and even shantae the genie and whatnot.
User avatar #70 - bigbuttjackson (02/19/2015) [-]
Yeah but did you see his shantae monkey form
#65 - zephi (02/19/2015) [-]
#18 - If you indeed know everything, then riddle me this: …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Advice Goose 0
#69 - kingderps (01/15/2015) [-]
HA! Trick question. A negroid that waifud in or unto the entire space can't even becoming the night.
#61 - The part you're looking for starts at around 10:30  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Take a closer look at that... +3
#137 - kaisermike (01/13/2015) [-]
the Reich thanks your cooperation
#141 - I can drop some sources as well - Substituting tobacco ci… 01/12/2015 on dog>roomate +1
#1872 - Im a professional gopher, i guess 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#125 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2015 on dog>roomate +4
User avatar #137 - Zyklone (01/12/2015) [-]

"On Thursday, a team of Japanese scientists that was commissioned by Japan's Health Ministry to conduct a study on the increasingly popular electronic device revealed that the vapor of some brands of e-cigarette fluids have up to ten times the level of carcinogen compared with regular tobacco."
User avatar #141 - prosusliks (01/12/2015) [-]
I can drop some sources as well
tobaccocontrol.bmj.com/content/early/2013/03/05/tobaccocontrol-2012-050859.short - Substituting tobacco cigarettes with e-cigarettes may substantially reduce exposure to selected tobacco-specific toxicants.
publichealth.drexel.edu/SiteData/docs/ms08/f90349264250e603/ms08.pdf - Chemicals found in e-cigarette liquids pose no health concerns.
informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.3109/08958378.2013.793439 - Study indicated that electronic cigarette vapor is significantly less cytotoxic than cigarette / tobacco smoke.
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1600-0668.2012.00792.x/full - Compared electronic cigarette vapor to tobacco smoke and found significantly less volatile organic compounds (VOCs)
clearstream.flavourart.it/site/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/CSA_ItaEng.pdf - Evaluated the effect of second-hand vapor and found no detectable amounts of toxic substances or carcinogens
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23033998 - Determined there was no apparent risk to human health from electronic cigarette vapor emissions.
www.palgrave-journals.com/jphp/journal/v32/n1/pdf/jphp201041a.pdf - Lab studies showed that carcinogen levels in e-cigarettes are much lower than traditional cigarettes.
User avatar #126 - chrispoot (01/11/2015) [-]
second this
#134 - fatminion (01/11/2015) [-]
what is that thing, though? an e-cigarette? a tobacco vaporizer? an R2-D2 sex toy?
User avatar #135 - chrispoot (01/11/2015) [-]
Pretty sure it's a regular e-cigarette. But the shape it has is really fucking odd. Must be a longass lasting battery I suppose
#15 - Noone else notices how the guy just pulled out a sword for A …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on Dark Souls Parenting +18
User avatar #16 - fisterfight (01/11/2015) [-]
Lloyd's talismans
User avatar #34 - rheago (01/11/2015) [-]
Well fuck, never realized they could be used like that
#29 - This pic is shopped. I don't have the original one, but in ori…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2015 on Parenting +5
User avatar #43 - cutter (01/10/2015) [-]
i know, but it still super fucking disappointing
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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (06/07/2013) [-]
I have crossed much land, filled with pure hatred, rivers filled with the deadliest predators, simply to find an active profile.
I have to send you a message, one of most importance.

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