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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 21 |
| Steam Profile: | Same as Xbox Gamertag |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbox 360 |
| Video Games Played: | Fallout series, GTA series, Halo series, Borderlands 1 & 2, Skyrim, most of the Valves games, Payday 1 & 2, Skullgirls, Blacklight, and much more |
| X-box Gamertag: | Same as Steam Profile |
| Interests: | Cartoons (My little Pony; Adventure Time; Gravity Falls...), Anime (Military and Mecha for the most part), Programming (Duh), Games (See games I play), Art (Fanarts and Hentai porn... yes it is art), Drawing (I'm neither bad nor good at this) |
| Date Signed Up: | 3/01/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | Germany |
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| Total Comments Made: | 432 |
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| #11 - Reminded me of that GoPro advertisement. [+] (18 new replies) | 09/19/2015 on (untitled) | +34 |
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dysfunctionate (09/20/2015) [-] It's true. And few people realize how important supporting your local fire company is. Many volunteer departments in the U.S. are suffering from/being closed down due to having to few members. We're lucky to have more than enough members but two departments in my county have fewer then 10 members. My department is doing good, too, but there is definitely a decline in members across the region.. Hell, the age gap is there, too. My dept. has a lot of firefighters 38< yrs old, and then there's a few at <22 yrs. Kinda sad. Nobody wants to do the job anymore, especially for free. Even if they do, they deal with all the "behind the scenes" stuff, or they realize that we DON'T save every house or life, and they just quit.. It's a shame... #31 -
dysfunctionate (09/20/2015) [-] It really is. We have had Juniors join just to leave within a month or two after they realize how much work it really is. They think it is all glory and no work. A lot of our members are getting up there in the years and it makes me worry about whats gonna happen when they cant do it anymore. Same here. I mean, the brotherhood is strong, and we've kept a lot of members because we all get together outside of the "work" side, but people don't realize that if we roll for a fire and it's extinguished after 15 minutes, we still have a 1-2 hour clean up (if we're lucky). Hell, even the simple medical calls keep us away from home for at least a half hour. Then there's cleaning the trucks/gear, training, schooling, public events, etc- all while you have a life/career that is outside of the firehouse. Not many people see that... #38 -
dysfunctionate (09/20/2015) [-] I think more people would get into it if they understood the sense of brotherhood that comes with it. Theirs something special about a friend you have to trust your life with. And even after all the time spent, the feeling of helping people who have lost so much is what makes it for me. What region are you from? #42 -
dysfunctionate (09/20/2015) [-] I'm from northeastern Pennsylvania. We are pretty rural so ambulances are run separate from our company, so the only medical calls we really get are lift assists and medivacs for the hospital. The most crushing part for me is when family starts showing up to fatal MVAs. I'm in a rural area with a separate ambulance service, but we run an R-1 response (we have a GMC 2500 with a utility body as our Rescue). Any time a medical emergency gets toned out in our district, both the ambulance and our R-1 unit get dispatched. We also sometimes use it as traffic control, and some non-emergency calls. I'd probably say that my least favorite part is saying the whole "there's nothing more that we can do" thing to a patient's family member. We just had a 40 year old male go down a few weeks ago. His wife found him.. Medic said he'd probably only been down for about a half hour, but it was too late for us to do anything. That, and kids ("kids" is usually a given, though). #46 -
dysfunctionate (09/20/2015) [-] They never really ask us for help like that. Unless they need help lifting someone of bigger size out of a house. The only smaller truck we have is our brush truck due to our terrible brush seasons. We run all ALF trucks aside from our tender. From what ive seen so far there fairly reliable trucks. Speaking of kids.. About 4 month after I initially joined, I was a junior at the time, we had an accident 2 weeks before Christmas where 4 kids a grade below me had wrecked so bad the car was torn in half and by the time we got there it was engulfed in flames. It was the first fatality I had seen and it introduced me to the lifestyle pretty quickly. It's just dispatched for us. We have a main town, and within that town are five separate "towns", boroughs, districts, or whatever you want to call it. Our ambulance service covers all of the 5 districts, so each of us respond to our own medical calls within our district (unless it's the stupid 2 A.M. alcoholic disorder. Yeah.. First snowstorm of the season, snow had barely covered the ground when a 19 y/o female lost control of her car on the highway. She drifted into the center [grass] median, and went under the guardrail. Managed to be unharmed, but now in opposing traffic. She exited her vehicle, and for some reason, did a walk-around to assess the damage. She got to the front of her car [in the fast lane], was struck by a vehicle, and landed directly in front of a second vehicle. Both vehicles doing appx. 66 and 70 mph. She was DOA. State police along with our FD had to look for parts along the highway. Not a pretty scene, and we spent a good amount of time cleaning bloody snow from the engine after that one.. Slightly before I joined the fire service, a group of five students from a high school (around 20 minutes away) got drunk at a party. They decided to drive after that (all in one car), and did 80 on a back road, on a snowy day about 2 weeks prior to Christmas. They failed to negotiate a curve, and before they even knew what was going on, hit a tree head-on at 80 mph. Four out of the five students died, the fifth was in critical condition, and was released a few weeks later. #55 -
dysfunctionate (09/20/2015) [-] Our towns are so small around here they each only get one fire department. Our department covers a whole township though so its quite a large area. We actually surround an entire town on our west side. So there are small ambulance buildings throughout our county with EMTs, and then there is one towards the center of the county for the more serious incidents. I'm not really sure how it all works. But calls like that always put how fragile life is. I gotta say I drive so much more safely since Ive joined. #30 -
asftrooper (09/20/2015) [-] Don't know why people are thumbing you down, you're right. The smoke did too much damage to it's lung and died in it's sleep. GoPro however claims that they were unaware about it before they released the video. www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillypets/Viral-video-of-firefighter-saving-a-kitten-has-a-sad-ending.html I didn't even confirm it died, I just said that I wasn't sure. People are r00d. | ||
| #20 - Entering the bank with expensive shoes annnnd IT'S GONE! | 09/19/2015 on banks are evil and stuff | 0 |
| #4 - five second rule | 09/19/2015 on Your pizza is on its way | +6 |
| #35 - Picture | 09/18/2015 on But I'm not a noob. | +16 |
| #2 - Picture | 09/18/2015 on do you need a title for... | +243 |
| #47 - **programmer used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **programmer r… | 09/18/2015 on Bonfire | +5 |
| #31 - WARNING **** ! Enjoy the source. … [+] (3 new replies) | 09/18/2015 on Bloo and the X-ray specs | +1 |
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| #18 - Toothpick Holder | 09/18/2015 on Sacrifice for the Gods | +2 |
| #43 - ********* | 09/18/2015 on Jenga with a cat | +1 |
| #12 - <- That was the answer [+] (1 new reply) | 09/17/2015 on Question 5 | +12 |
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| #20653 - Oh no I didn't ****** up after all. When I registered o… [+] (4 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on Ask a Mod | 0 |
| But the swear word thing you can do without it, though. I once made a chat and there I just have a long list of string-replace and regex-string-replacers for smileys and links that I run for each comment. I'm not sure how I would do it for actual usernames that have to be pulled out of a database though. | ||
| #20651 - You write programmer, I get a notification, that's how it works. [+] (6 new replies) | 09/17/2015 on Ask a Mod | +1 |
| Oh no I didn't fucked up after all. When I registered on FJ I just graduated from IT School. Since I'm uncreative I simple named myself programmer and to my surprise met a lot like-minded people on FJ. >>#20650 I'm pretty sure every comment gets split into individual words as you mentioned. I mean swear words also get censored and those have to be checked on a database too. So I guess you can check for usernames the same way. But I'm as unsure as you are. But the swear word thing you can do without it, though. I once made a chat and there I just have a long list of string-replace and regex-string-replacers for smileys and links that I run for each comment. I'm not sure how I would do it for actual usernames that have to be pulled out of a database though. | ||
| #54 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 09/15/2015 on Sea Lion | 0 |
| Oh. Right. I was mainly looking at the back flippers and since the .gif never properly showed them I thought it made it look like the hind flippers from the seal. | ||
| #10 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 09/14/2015 on woah | +24 |
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| #14 - After this long time you still replied to this? A while ag… | 09/11/2015 on toxicwastedump's profile | 0 |
| #313 - Not __ Cool | 09/11/2015 on HOT TEEN CSS UPDATE | +5 |
| #2 - thanks [+] (1 new reply) | 08/28/2015 on .bat | +1 |
| #63 - Comment deleted | 08/19/2015 on Minesweeper | +1 |
| #62 - Comment deleted | 08/19/2015 on Minesweeper | +8 |
| #8 - Picture | 08/18/2015 on Dolphin on Wheels | +1 |
| #2 - Thank you red cycle [+] (3 new replies) | 08/18/2015 on Cringe Comp #23 | +28 |
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| #966472 - A while ago lunargreenhouse invited me to this place but I hav… [+] (1 new reply) | 08/16/2015 on Ponyville | +3 |
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| #966414 - nice | 08/16/2015 on Ponyville | +2 |
| #164 - Picture | 08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend | 0 |
| #143 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image ** | 08/16/2015 on Admin's girlfriend | 0 |
