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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: Same as Xbox Gamertag
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Fallout series, GTA series, Halo series, Borderlands 1 & 2, Skyrim, most of the Valves games, Payday 1 & 2, Skullgirls, Blacklight, and much more
X-box Gamertag: Same as Steam Profile
Interests: Cartoons (My little Pony; Adventure Time; Gravity Falls...), Anime (Military and Mecha for the most part), Programming (Duh), Games (See games I play), Art (Fanarts and Hentai porn... yes it is art), Drawing (I'm neither bad nor good at this)
Date Signed Up:3/01/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Germany
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Comment Ranking:#6438
Highest Content Rank:#33
Highest Comment Rank:#1148
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Comment Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:13
Content Views:4039675
Times Content Favorited:7020 times
Total Comments Made:432
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latest user's comments

#40 - Aber ich will nicht angepinkelt werden. 11/20/2015 on Guten Tag..!! 0
#1253 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image ** 11/16/2015 on Defend yourself from Admin 0
#57 - Picture 11/14/2015 on Roll a picture and draw it... +87
#44 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2015 on Roll a picture and draw it... +10
#57 - programmer (11/14/2015) [-]
#67 - Picture 11/14/2015 on paris +2
#17 - Vader too  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2015 on Star Wars Battlefront +114
#32 - cutenesseverypost (10/14/2015) [-]
REEEEEEEEE FUCKING EMPIRE NORMIES GODDAMNIT
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#24 - myopicprophet (10/13/2015) [-]
Love this one.
#58 - Picture 10/12/2015 on Roll your future boyfriend +15
#46 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image ** 10/12/2015 on Roll your future boyfriend +1
#1008 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image ** 10/07/2015 on Roll your girlfriend 0
#354 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image ** 10/06/2015 on How spooky are you ? 0
#627 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled image ** 10/05/2015 on Your roll decides my fate 0
#18 - The answer is in the question. 09/29/2015 on programmer 0
#6 - Hi  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on programmer 0
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#7 - threeeighteen (09/29/2015) [-]
Hey babe.
#61 - Picture 09/28/2015 on My friends all drive... +2
#21 - Picture 09/24/2015 on O-oh +24
#120 - **programmer used "*roll 1, 0-999999*"** **programmer rolls… 09/24/2015 on Steam Giveaway 0
#21 - Picture 09/23/2015 on Main Stream Media be like +2
#52 - Picture 09/22/2015 on Kittenses +8
#3 - Some creep might be collecting pictures of cute girls. N…  [+] (23 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Always wear PRAAAHtection +85
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#66 - huzibizi (09/22/2015) [-]
shes clapped
#55 - zombiepipboy (09/22/2015) [-]
threads gonna be good
#46 - soyfriedbryce has deleted their comment.
#59 - anon (09/22/2015) [-]
thats a fcking guy, m8
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#39 - aerosol (09/22/2015) [-]
Here's a thought: If someone posted your picture in one of these threads without your permission, would you be flattered, upset, or indifferent?
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#48 - therockofshame (09/22/2015) [-]
mostly just confused since im not good looking
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#43 - butterduck (09/22/2015) [-]
I'd be horny
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#44 - aerosol (09/22/2015) [-]
I guess that question is more directed at girls.
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#45 - butterduck (09/22/2015) [-]
If I was a girl i'd still be horny
#34 - huntertde (09/22/2015) [-]
Best compilation I've found: imgur.com/a/MMx2c
#38 - thegrimpoe (09/22/2015) [-]
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#32 - dorfdorfdorf (09/22/2015) [-]
remember those post-your-selfies things admin used to do?

ive got whole folders from those
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#28 - thesunpraiser (09/22/2015) [-]
Everything about the thread from this point down makes me happy and tempts me to start a cute girls folder.
#23 - danielscqro (09/22/2015) [-]
#57 - imayan (09/22/2015) [-]
10/10 would fuck without condor
#31 - myreadyassyolk (09/22/2015) [-]
#22 - danielscqro (09/22/2015) [-]
How disgustingly creepy do you have to be to be keeping pics of cute girls?
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#5 - raidaltamimi (09/21/2015) [-]
I have folders inside of folders for that
#24 - danielscqro (09/22/2015) [-]
Me too bro, me too.
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#17 - funz (09/21/2015) [-]
i happen to do the same......... share?
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#16 - kanaka (09/21/2015) [-]
dump
#18 - raidaltamimi (09/21/2015) [-]
Hell no, I ain't dumping my waifus folders, but here, have this
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#19 - kanaka (09/21/2015) [-]
is that snorl4x?
#15 - >> #10 09/20/2015 on The front car's license plate +16
#27 - ... you are a white game developer! Don't mind me, it's … 09/20/2015 on only 90's kids +11
#38 - **programmer used "*roll 1, 0-99*"** **programmer rolls 20*… 09/20/2015 on I would choose the left one 0
#15 - Be the crane 09/20/2015 on Like A Glove +18
#3 - The Hawk wouldn't fit between my belly and my cousins breasts.  [+] (22 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Smooooth +364
#5 - boomerpyro (09/19/2015) [-]
i never knew "cousins breasts" was american slang for "my feet"
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#52 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/20/2015) [-]
It wasn't as far as I knew. America is a big country.
#44 - funpunk (09/20/2015) [-]
Nigga just burned down our entire country. And Fallout 4 isn't even out yet.
#42 - dwooodbear (09/20/2015) [-]
#40 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Banjo intensifies.
#41 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Crap, replied to the wrong comment.
#33 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
American Californian here
neither did I wtf
also that's fucking awful
#23 - mcnizzlezz (09/20/2015) [-]
idungetit
#30 - boomshakalarka (09/20/2015) [-]
He's suggesting that #3's stomach goes down to his feet and that the eagle wouldn't be able to fly between it
#13 - animedudej (09/20/2015) [-]
i... SERIOUSLY?! HOW'D THEY COME UP WITH THAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW!
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#28 - angrywookie (09/20/2015) [-]
If i had to guess, and its a total shot in the dark here, it would be because "You can't touch them"...
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#34 - devilmay (09/20/2015) [-]
I call BS, I always touch my cousin's breasts.
#32 - skebaba (09/20/2015) [-]
But you can touch your feet.
#36 - critizer (09/20/2015) [-]
Maybe not if you are obese af
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#6 - truezen (09/19/2015) [-]
It's quite a popular term
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#29 - leonhardt (09/20/2015) [-]
Not in Alabama though
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#15 - syphilkiss (09/20/2015) [-]
CitationNeeded.jpeg

Never heard of that nor can i find that. Unless there is some proof somewhere, I assume you are joking?
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#18 - truezen (09/20/2015) [-]
i made you search 'my cousin's breasts'

just as planed
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#20 - syphilkiss (09/20/2015) [-]
rude
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#21 - truezen (09/20/2015) [-]
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#22 - syphilkiss (09/20/2015) [-]
unfortunately, I didnt check cause I'm gullible, I checked cause it wouldnt suprise me that americans would use that statement. (well, some of them, anyways. [you know the ones])
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#27 - darksideofthebeast (09/20/2015) [-]
That's... That's gullible, m8.
#11 - MFW the moment slightly before they show the actual drawing  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2015 on She really likes big guns +155
#88 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Is he dissapointed, lol
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