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| Personal Info | |
| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 21 |
| Steam Profile: | Same as Xbox Gamertag |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbox 360 |
| Video Games Played: | Fallout series, GTA series, Halo series, Borderlands 1 & 2, Skyrim, most of the Valves games, Payday 1 & 2, Skullgirls, Blacklight, and much more |
| X-box Gamertag: | Same as Steam Profile |
| Interests: | Cartoons (My little Pony; Adventure Time; Gravity Falls...), Anime (Military and Mecha for the most part), Programming (Duh), Games (See games I play), Art (Fanarts and Hentai porn... yes it is art), Drawing (I'm neither bad nor good at this) |
| Date Signed Up: | 3/01/2015 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | Germany |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Content Ranking: | #417 |
| Comment Ranking: | #6437 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #33 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #1148 |
| Content Thumbs: | 107900 |
| Comment Thumbs: | 4276 |
| Content Level Progress: | 15.8% (158/1000) Level 282 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Content: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor |
| Comment Level Progress: | 58% (58/100) Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz |
| Subscribers: | 13 |
| Content Views: | 4039686 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 7020 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 432 |
| FJ Points: | 72793 |
latest user's comments
| #590 - I know how to work with computers. | 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? | 0 |
| #45 - Bigger, heavier, stronger, slow and no conditions. Why shouldn… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/15/2015 on Finding Nemo | 0 |
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cptamericanpsycho (05/15/2015) [-] Ok, bob -and all af Tekken 6, for that matter - WAS BULLSHIT. And it's really simple; you just run around in circles till the fatty gets winded, or yell, "Hey!? Is that a snickers bar??" And rabbit punch them while they're distracted by the hopes of nougat-y, peanuty, chocolatey goodness. | ||
| #37 - I got bullied when I was younger because I was overweight but … [+] (4 new replies) | 05/15/2015 on Finding Nemo | +3 |
| That reminds me of a nice-feel story: When I was in primary school there was a kid who everyone made fun of because he was fat as hell. The bullying really got to him, and he started bullying kids in return. He wasn't a happy kid. One day the entire school was forced to run a bullshit marathon 3 times around our school field. It was actually painful after the first lap to keep going - even for me, and I'm a good distance runner and was a pretty fit kid. Anyway, the kids who finished earlier were allowed to sit on the edge of the field to laugh at the kids still going. The fat kid, predictably, stopped running halfway through the first lap, sweating and stumbling. A couple of kids were making fun of him for being fat and not being able to run the whole way. It was actually sad to hear. But that motherfucker didn't quit. Fuck them. He did short burst of running whenever he could, and only slowed to a walk at times, but he never stopped moving completely. After his second lap of going as fast as he could, kids stopped making fun of him, and started shouting encouragement. This kid had the entire school cheering for him by the middle of his third lap, when he was by far the last one on the field. When he finally reached the finish line, he was so tired he was crying, he was red and sweating, and I think when he collapsed on the grass to rest he might have fainted for a bit. The school went fucking ape cheering for him. Fuck yeah, fatty from school. You're a fucking boss. #47 -
cptamericanpsycho (05/15/2015) [-] Ok, bob -and all af Tekken 6, for that matter - WAS BULLSHIT. And it's really simple; you just run around in circles till the fatty gets winded, or yell, "Hey!? Is that a snickers bar??" And rabbit punch them while they're distracted by the hopes of nougat-y, peanuty, chocolatey goodness. | ||
| #10654543 - **programmer used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **programmer rolls 2** | 05/14/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #10654538 - Invaderfromthesea, eh? Why is indexing from 0 harmful? [+] (1 new reply) | 05/14/2015 on Happy little board | 0 |
| It's annoying when you start it from 0, while normal people do it from 1. | ||
| #59 - MFW programmer joke | 05/14/2015 on Academic performance after... | +1 |
| #202 - **** | 05/10/2015 on This is why I have trust... | +1 |
| #668216 - Yeah, ******* programmers man! | 05/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 | 0 |
| #27 - The graphic is not up to date anymore but it should explain th… [+] (8 new replies) | 05/08/2015 on Never be late | +3 |
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randaxkull (05/09/2015) [-] Thumbing everyone up here because anon want to be a little bitch today. | ||
| #135 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 05/08/2015 on "Dad I won't sleep at home... | +1 |
| #134 - Picture | 05/08/2015 on "Dad I won't sleep at home... | 0 |
| #146 - Son, I'm proud of you. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/08/2015 on Anon's Coworker | 0 |
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| #36 - This is my destiny. | 05/06/2015 on I may very well die... | +37 |
| #28 - Nice, that means more stuff to see on FJ. Thanks addy. | 05/06/2015 on We got bigger thumbnails | +1 |
| #75 - Have you ever seen such a fabulous Nazi like that. [+] (11 new replies) | 05/05/2015 on Meanwhile on 4chan... | +9 |
| So I take it you don't actually believe all that propaganda stuff you were spouting earlier? | ||
| #75 - Picture | 05/05/2015 on Nobody's happy | +4 |
| #25 - Picture | 05/03/2015 on Drunk people love laser... | +7 |
| #271 - Agree, I can't talk neither. No programmer can. | 05/01/2015 on Gif | 0 |
| #251 - Picture | 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up | 0 |
| #2 - PlayStation Clock | 04/28/2015 on GameCube Clock | +1 |
| #1 - I would never fit in this device. Oh and by the wa… [+] (6 new replies) | 04/28/2015 on Cyberith Virtualizer | +16 |
| get full weighted chest plates and wrist and ankle plates, play skyrim every day for two or three hours with real weighted sword and shield. 1 month later, congrats you are fucking ripped. oh i dont care about that issue, im just stating a good way to get fit, fast with this thing. | ||
| #2 - Comment deleted | 04/28/2015 on Nationwide Youth Games '43 | +2 |
| #111 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled i… | 04/28/2015 on Yes, They Will | 0 |
| #3 - You're actually right | 04/28/2015 on feminists mod | +1 |
| #85 - The watermark on the upper-right corner is from Prosieben a Ge… | 04/26/2015 on Crossfitters Be Like | 0 |
