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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: Same as Xbox Gamertag
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Fallout series, GTA series, Halo series, Borderlands 1 & 2, Skyrim, most of the Valves games, Payday 1 & 2, Skullgirls, Blacklight, and much more
X-box Gamertag: Same as Steam Profile
Interests: Cartoons (My little Pony; Adventure Time; Gravity Falls...), Anime (Military and Mecha for the most part), Programming (Duh), Games (See games I play), Art (Fanarts and Hentai porn... yes it is art), Drawing (I'm neither bad nor good at this)
Date Signed Up:3/01/2015
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Germany
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Highest Content Rank:#33
Highest Comment Rank:#1148
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Subscribers:13
Content Views:4039686
Times Content Favorited:7020 times
Total Comments Made:432
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#590 - I know how to work with computers. 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#45 - Bigger, heavier, stronger, slow and no conditions. Why shouldn…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2015 on Finding Nemo 0
#47 - cptamericanpsycho (05/15/2015) [-]
Ok, bob -and all af Tekken 6, for that matter - WAS BULLSHIT. And it's really simple; you just run around in circles till the fatty gets winded, or yell, "Hey!? Is that a snickers bar??" And rabbit punch them while they're distracted by the hopes of nougat-y, peanuty, chocolatey goodness.
#37 - I got bullied when I was younger because I was overweight but …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Finding Nemo +3
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#49 - assrocket (05/15/2015) [-]
That reminds me of a nice-feel story:
When I was in primary school there was a kid who everyone made fun of because he was fat as hell. The bullying really got to him, and he started bullying kids in return. He wasn't a happy kid. One day the entire school was forced to run a bullshit marathon 3 times around our school field. It was actually painful after the first lap to keep going - even for me, and I'm a good distance runner and was a pretty fit kid. Anyway, the kids who finished earlier were allowed to sit on the edge of the field to laugh at the kids still going. The fat kid, predictably, stopped running halfway through the first lap, sweating and stumbling. A couple of kids were making fun of him for being fat and not being able to run the whole way. It was actually sad to hear.

But that motherfucker didn't quit. Fuck them.
He did short burst of running whenever he could, and only slowed to a walk at times, but he never stopped moving completely. After his second lap of going as fast as he could, kids stopped making fun of him, and started shouting encouragement. This kid had the entire school cheering for him by the middle of his third lap, when he was by far the last one on the field.

When he finally reached the finish line, he was so tired he was crying, he was red and sweating, and I think when he collapsed on the grass to rest he might have fainted for a bit. The school went fucking ape cheering for him.
Fuck yeah, fatty from school. You're a fucking boss.
#39 - cptamericanpsycho (05/15/2015) [-]
Implying a fatty could ever "beat down" a normie.
#45 - programmer (05/15/2015) [-]
Bigger, heavier, stronger, slow and no conditions. Why shouldn't a fatty be able to beat someone? Actually I've never been that fat, just the heaviest in class back that time.
#47 - cptamericanpsycho (05/15/2015) [-]
Ok, bob -and all af Tekken 6, for that matter - WAS BULLSHIT. And it's really simple; you just run around in circles till the fatty gets winded, or yell, "Hey!? Is that a snickers bar??" And rabbit punch them while they're distracted by the hopes of nougat-y, peanuty, chocolatey goodness.
#10654543 - **programmer used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **programmer rolls 2** 05/14/2015 on Happy little board 0
#10654538 - Invaderfromthesea, eh? Why is indexing from 0 harmful?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/14/2015 on Happy little board 0
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#10655310 - invaderfromthesea (05/15/2015) [-]
It's annoying when you start it from 0, while normal people do it from 1.
#59 - MFW programmer joke 05/14/2015 on Academic performance after... +1
#202 - **** 05/10/2015 on This is why I have trust... +1
#668216 - Yeah, ******* programmers man! 05/10/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#27 - The graphic is not up to date anymore but it should explain th…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/08/2015 on Never be late +3
#84 - chopliver (05/09/2015) [-]
blue check
#80 - randaxkull (05/09/2015) [-]
Am I even turning blue yet? I wonder how long it takes...
#91 - randaxkull (05/09/2015) [-]
Thumbing everyone up here because anon want to be a little bitch today.
#78 - anon (05/09/2015) [-]
how does one get blue name
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#72 - mrsixinch (05/09/2015) [-]
nice
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#52 - nurples (05/08/2015) [-]
bluecheck
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#37 - thegrimgenius (05/08/2015) [-]
 
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#34 - tricher (05/08/2015) [-]
Been awhile sense I checked my Blueness.
#135 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on "Dad I won't sleep at home... +1
#166 - cazabrow (05/08/2015) [-]
son of a bitch.
#134 - Picture 05/08/2015 on "Dad I won't sleep at home... 0
#146 - Son, I'm proud of you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on Anon's Coworker 0
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#149 - badgoodass (05/09/2015) [-]
Thx fadda :^)
#36 - This is my destiny. 05/06/2015 on I may very well die... +37
#28 - Nice, that means more stuff to see on FJ. Thanks addy. 05/06/2015 on We got bigger thumbnails +1
#75 - Have you ever seen such a fabulous Nazi like that.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/05/2015 on Meanwhile on 4chan... +9
#101 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
#104 - bronywiseman (05/06/2015) [-]
#106 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
I can't believe you made that just for me.
#107 - bronywiseman (05/06/2015) [-]
Well, I do tend to make fun of particularly stupid people.

Don't be too flattered though, I made one for fedoralover and figured, why not?
#125 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
Well now I'm not as excited.
#136 - bronywiseman (05/06/2015) [-]
Damn, if I didn't think you were an asshole before you started siding with davidavidson, I do now.
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#153 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
but howtostrokeabook is on my friends list.
#154 - bronywiseman (05/06/2015) [-]
So, you were a shitposter all along?
Or you just hate me specifically ?
#164 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
No. I just like fucking with people.
#177 - kibbleking (05/06/2015) [-]
I have a considerable amount of people blocking me for pulling that kind of shit.
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#176 - bronywiseman (05/06/2015) [-]
So I take it you don't actually believe all that propaganda stuff you were spouting earlier?
#75 - Picture 05/05/2015 on Nobody's happy +4
#25 - Picture 05/03/2015 on Drunk people love laser... +7
#271 - Agree, I can't talk neither. No programmer can. 05/01/2015 on Gif 0
#251 - Picture 04/28/2015 on Before and after a break up 0
#2 - PlayStation Clock 04/28/2015 on GameCube Clock +1
#1 - I would never fit in this device. Oh and by the wa…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/28/2015 on Cyberith Virtualizer +16
#46 - midnighteyes (04/29/2015) [-]
I kinda wanted to see him do a pretty solid playthrough...not fuck around and suck at the game. But I guess it was an okay demo.
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#26 - ewl (04/29/2015) [-]
totally thought that was a girl because of long hair...
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#17 - kinokun (04/29/2015) [-]
im sure there will be an industrial xl version people like you need it most of all.
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#2 - kiaserzerg (04/28/2015) [-]
get full weighted chest plates and wrist and ankle plates, play skyrim every day for two or three hours with real weighted sword and shield.

1 month later, congrats you are fucking ripped.
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#8 - symmiie (04/29/2015) [-]
He can't fit in it without the armor. What makes you think he can with the armor?
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#12 - kiaserzerg (04/29/2015) [-]
oh i dont care about that issue, im just stating a good way to get fit, fast with this thing.
#2 - Comment deleted 04/28/2015 on Nationwide Youth Games '43 +2
#111 - **programmer used "*roll picture*"** **programmer rolled i… 04/28/2015 on Yes, They Will 0
#3 - You're actually right 04/28/2015 on feminists mod +1
#85 - The watermark on the upper-right corner is from Prosieben a Ge… 04/26/2015 on Crossfitters Be Like 0

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