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Date Signed Up:7/06/2013
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#17 - Nicki manaj? I don't know how to spell it but I think we are t… 11/18/2014 on So deep.... so deep... 0
#163372 - Are you a 1 1/2 months in? Also it all started after moving 28…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #163373 - adviceweed (11/18/2014) [-]
3rd shift. Working retail. Its not so much lifting as it is standing for extended times. I had iffy back problems to start with.
#32 - animated memes, just a shortened viriety of animated to ani, I… 11/17/2014 on Breaking Bad x Frozen -1
#20960 - Hey fit, I'm an 19yr old overnight stocker at a store and I ca…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #20970 - jokerjack (11/17/2014) [-]
Dude, see a doctor. A back is nothing to fuck with. The sooner you catch it, the way better it will be.

My mom and all her nurse friends all have reoccuring serious pain in their backs from the poor lifting practices of patients 20 years ago.

Strengthening the back, along with proper lifting technique on the job, will go miles to lowering your risk of injury
User avatar #20972 - marinepenguin (11/17/2014) [-]
People don't usually realize how much lifting can help their spinal health, not hurt it. My neighbor has been told by medical personnel multiple times that he should not be walking, he should be in a chair with almost zero use of his legs because his spinal column has been deteriorating. Hes been lifting and now he's a big dude, he walks around and can even run like he's not hurt at all.
#36533 - Hey Sports, I'm an 19yr old overnight stocker at a store and I…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#36534 - cliffordlover (11/17/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** Getting high on bath salts probably won't help in the long run.
#36537 - anonexplains (11/17/2014) [-]
Supposedly throwing in a few cups of Espom salt in the bath helps relieve minor pains.
User avatar #36538 - cliffordlover (11/17/2014) [-]
I know what he meant. I was just being a smart ass.

They actually help a little, if I recall correctly. I used them when I broke my femur.
#163333 - Hey Advice, I'm an 19yr old overnight stocker at a store and I…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #163368 - adviceweed (11/17/2014) [-]
I have that same problem in the lower spot, and I just started my job. Laying on a heating pad as I type this.

Just try to relax it when you can.
User avatar #163372 - profkitty (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you a 1 1/2 months in? Also it all started after moving 280 lbs of water softener salt to the basement, personal usage, 640 lbs of donut glaze to the bakery (sent it to the baking isle and had to move it all to a cart and take it to there.)
User avatar #163373 - adviceweed (11/18/2014) [-]
3rd shift. Working retail. Its not so much lifting as it is standing for extended times. I had iffy back problems to start with.
User avatar #163348 - schurftinator (11/17/2014) [-]
Hey! I have a pretty bad back to and got a lot of stretching exercises that might help.
Most of them lie on your back, and pull up your knees with your feet on the ground just below your butt. In that position lengthen the spine by pushing your lower back to the ground, hold this for a few seconds, and then curl your back up pushing your stomach to the ceiling. Repeat a few times. Then keeping your feet to the ground, both your knees sideways to the same side to further stretch your back, and then to the other side.
I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense, kind of hard to explain this through text! Sure there are some good back stretching youtube videos however?
Training your back and stomach muscles can also greatly relieve the pressure on your spine btw! (swimming is awesome for that)
User avatar #163334 - notred (11/17/2014) [-]
Go to a doctor. I'm canadian, but to get my back adjusted it only cost about 70 bucks. Might be different in a different place, but that's like the only way to get it to stop hurting.
#20837 - Do I need to purchase Windows 7 Operating system to install?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #20838 - kober (11/16/2014) [-]
No, there's a thirty day trial sort of thing. You can use a loader to bypass that, too.
#20835 - Which build would you suggest?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #20836 - kober (11/16/2014) [-]
Either of these two, depending on your taste in color:
pcpartpicker.com/p/fK2bcf
pcpartpicker.com/p/YzhmQ7
User avatar #20837 - profkitty (11/16/2014) [-]
Do I need to purchase Windows 7 Operating system to install?
User avatar #20838 - kober (11/16/2014) [-]
No, there's a thirty day trial sort of thing. You can use a loader to bypass that, too.
#7 - Man tits. 11/16/2014 on Saving The Day +1
#20833 - What's better using fans to cool or liquid cooling? In a home …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #20954 - CatHatMan (11/17/2014) [-]
I have an h60 and a 212+.
In my system the 212+ was more quiet and had better idle temperatures.
My h60 is an older model so it might be different now; the fan is actually quite loud but it does look better and the temperatures when gaming are around 3'c lower than with the 212+.

I would recommend the 212+ or the 212evo for your first non stock cooler because it
1. works well
2. cheap
3. lasts longer
4. you can always go back to it if you need to for some reason.

I would reccomend the h60 if you are a vain bastard that likes to look inside you case constantly like me .
User avatar #20854 - bonjangles (11/16/2014) [-]
Depends.. H100 is just about one of the best coolers money can buy.

Though, a CM 212+ is better than a Corsair H60.

Also, don't get an EVGA 970, they have worse temps than the MSI, Gigabyte or ASUS. 2 of the 3 heat pipes on it don't even make contact with the GPU. kek
User avatar #20834 - kober (11/16/2014) [-]
Liquid cooling is invariably better than air cooling, hence why it costs considerably more.
User avatar #20836 - kober (11/16/2014) [-]
Either of these two, depending on your taste in color:
pcpartpicker.com/p/fK2bcf
pcpartpicker.com/p/YzhmQ7
User avatar #20837 - profkitty (11/16/2014) [-]
Do I need to purchase Windows 7 Operating system to install?
User avatar #20838 - kober (11/16/2014) [-]
No, there's a thirty day trial sort of thing. You can use a loader to bypass that, too.
#93 - I think it has to do with the monitor being 4 years old, but i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2014 on Remember? 0
User avatar #94 - fent (11/16/2014) [-]
Mine's working fine, but I know what you mean. I used an old TV (massive, I'm talking thicker than Iggy Azalea) as a moniter for my 360, and it gave every line a blue shadow.
#11 - Well **** you too Thomas. 11/16/2014 on Damn you thomas 0
#90 - Is that an HP w2207h monitor? Still got my old one, now for my PS3.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Remember? 0
User avatar #91 - fent (11/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, works well.
User avatar #93 - profkitty (11/16/2014) [-]
I think it has to do with the monitor being 4 years old, but it has a yellowish hue to it compared to my current monitor. New monitor was not accepting the input so I had to switch the two to see the computer and settings. It drove me insane. But when I did have use it I loved it.
User avatar #94 - fent (11/16/2014) [-]
Mine's working fine, but I know what you mean. I used an old TV (massive, I'm talking thicker than Iggy Azalea) as a moniter for my 360, and it gave every line a blue shadow.
#20 - Started looking up "chel sexy" on google and ca… 11/15/2014 on Disney mix 0
#36 - If you wish to see it again.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on God +1
User avatar #38 - sketchyz (11/15/2014) [-]
Thanks, man.
#35 - I just finished it. That can't be all of the episodes right? I… 11/15/2014 on God 0
#15 - More like the best ******* .  [+] (20 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Disney mix +93
#47 - krayon (11/16/2014) [-]
**krayon rolled image** MFW when I wish I was a cartoon
#42 - dorfdorfdorf (11/16/2014) [-]
#32 - lordsepulchure (11/16/2014) [-]
#29 - cjthreesixty (11/16/2014) [-]
that's all I need to login
#52 - Lambert (11/16/2014) [-]
Digimon! You came to the right place friend.
#18 - privilege (11/15/2014) [-]
Sauce pls
User avatar #26 - whoresbreakfast (11/16/2014) [-]
Kim Kardashian.
#35 - unfitninjuh (11/16/2014) [-]
#25 - unfitninjuh (11/16/2014) [-]
carmessi.deviantart.com/

Step 1: Make a deviantart account
Step 2: Have a taste for dat booty

Step 3: Have fun exploring the god tier(depending on taste) porn side of DeviantArt

#36 - blokrokker (11/16/2014) [-]
There is a fine line between "curvy" and "fat", this guy goes FLYING over the line straight into "morbidly obese" with every other pic.
#38 - unfitninjuh (11/16/2014) [-]
Well I did say it's dependant on your tastes
User avatar #28 - yugiohkris (11/16/2014) [-]
Yea if you want softcore, the hardcore stuff is at his tumblr carmessi.tumblr.com/
or hentai foundry www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/carmessi
#59 - unfitninjuh (11/16/2014) [-]
Why the fuck does it have a considerable amount of furry content?
User avatar #62 - thepinkestofthepie (11/16/2014) [-]
if it has tumblr or deviantart in it, it probably contains a shitton of furry and fatass crap
#67 - unfitninjuh (11/16/2014) [-]
What's worse is that I normally browse the "God Tier" porn of DeviantArt. That means no Sanic, inflation, furries, ponies, etc.. His DA didn't contain anything considerably cringworthy only fat ass and wide hips, which is basically normal for the most part. So it comes as a surprise to me to see furry on his Tumblr. So naturally, it came to me as a huge shock.
User avatar #53 - heartlessrobot (11/16/2014) [-]
Noice.
#31 - unfitninjuh (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks m80
User avatar #20 - profkitty (11/15/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4715464/Road+to+el+homo/188#188
Started looking up "chel sexy" on google and came across this.
User avatar #17 - Indoknight (11/15/2014) [-]
Some things are worth getting banned for
#16 - geofalke (11/15/2014) [-]
Godspeed you glorious, brave bastard.
#21 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2014 on God +1
#33 - garlikk (11/15/2014) [-]
GLORIOUS BASED PROFESSOR KITTY
User avatar #35 - profkitty (11/15/2014) [-]
I just finished it. That can't be all of the episodes right? I was about 10-12 when it aired. Saw bits and pieces and wanted to see it all.
#7 - I think he was talking about the actual picture the king/PC im…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on not mine 0
User avatar #8 - heroicdose (11/15/2014) [-]
maybe, but it wouldnt fit in with the rest of what he was saying
#89 - Yay you proved you have them, you also proved that no one can … 11/15/2014 on There we go +3
#5 - Just my two cents. Also from what I observed you already g…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on The Elderly Scrolls V +24
#3 - Great content, but I tip jacquers IF you are going to keep adv…  [+] (26 new replies) 11/13/2014 on The Elderly Scrolls V +58
#4 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
cool story bro
User avatar #43 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/13/2014) [-]
>gets legitimate criticism that's fairly polite for FJ
>doesn't even pretend to heed it

I didn't watch your video, but I still hope you fail.
#45 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
#38 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
Not taking constructive criticism will lead to your channel's downfall.
User avatar #40 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
"constructive criticism"is fine by me - But being an all around Douche-Bag is un-called for. By all means give me tips on how to improve - but don't throw blatant dickery at me.
#46 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/13/2014) [-]
I don't buy you having an account before from how you're acting like a total newfriend. Either that or you never actually left NSFW long enough to get a feel for the site to realize that all you've done is shoot yourself in the foot by ignoring the constructive criticism (which is no less valid even if given by an asshole) that has been offered that would help your shameless advertising efforts succeed on here. If you get offended and ignore criticism just because it's delivered in a dickish fashion then you won't succeed on the internet at all. That's especially true since there's such a dirge of video game channels/reviews/let's play channels on Youtube that you're going to need every edge that you can get to have anyone watch your videos.

inb4 you post some retarded reaction image since I didn't deliver the criticism in a nice enough manner for you to listen.
User avatar #48 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
I have NO problem with criticism, Its great - But just don't be a blatant douchebag, or I will be one back. It doesn't mean I haven't listened to your criticism, Its that I will respond to douchebaggery with douchebaggery- If you are going to be a jerk toward me, I will most certainly show you the same level of respect -
#50 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/13/2014) [-]
The value of criticism is not determined by the manner it's delivered, but by the validity of the criticism itself. If you can't handle a couple of autists being cunts to you then you deserve to fail. However, if you can swallow your pride enough to get the fuck over it and change your approach to attract more people then you might actually have a slim chance at success. It's your choice; I really don't care if you succeed or if you fail.
User avatar #52 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
I can handle people being dicks - it will not effect my day-to-day life, criticize the videos themselves - But its un-called for to criticize the hat my husband wears in one video. Focus on the point of the channel, which is gaming, Lets Plays that we don't physically appear in ---not my husbands hat or my cleavage in one video >.> if there is any OTHER changes that could be made to improve the content itself , then yes, feel free to let me know - but if its about my physical appearance, I'm sorry but we don't need to change that because the internet has an opinion.
#55 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/13/2014) [-]
>I'm sorry but we don't need to change that because the internet has an opinion

You do if you want your channel and advertising to succeed. Anybody trying to sell a product needs to change the product if it is not selling, that's just common sense. Like I said, your (entirely baseless) pride is holding you back, and you are doomed to failure because of it. If you won't see reason then so be it, have fun failing miserably I guess.
#41 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
This is funnyjunk.

Everyone here is a douchebag. I think he was just trying to get you to realize that.

Oh and trilbies do hurt more than they help on internet shows, with the negativity they're associated with. I would also suggest ditching it.
User avatar #42 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
I think the ins & outs of FJ, I used to be a big poster in the NSFW section a couple years back... I have since made this account and I do not do NSFW anymore. Yes, FJ is a bunch of dick-nuggets, and thats fine - as long as my content keeps doing well, It won't be any issue in my day to day life. and as for trilbies I had no fucking Idea what you guys where talking about, because we call it a Fedora... & I really don't think my tits and my husbands hat should be the real concern when the whole channel is a GAMING channel- unless you go and watch the 3 whole videos we have on there where we make a physical appearance - it shouldn't be a concern.
User avatar #47 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
You may not think what your appearance is may be of concern, but it is. Thats why a lot of people choose to make only voice included videos (like myself) because I'd rather my appearance not become a factor when it easily can be.
User avatar #49 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
My videos are all lets plays - I physically appear in two of my videos - and people seem to have a problem with the fact that I appeared in ONE of my videos and had cleavage- its not for attention - Its because thats my favourite shirt .>.>
User avatar #51 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
Doesn't really matter. It appears as view whoring, which as we all know that majority of the internet is filled with beta neckbeards who want nothing but to feel someone's bosom, any sense of it really hammers away that someone may be exploiting that fact.

It may not seem fair, but it's how it is.
#53 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
I get that - But honestly Its not my fault if they are pissed off that they can't touch tits - I really don't care - I would just rather I recieve some ACTUAL criticism that says something other than "your husbands hat is gay" or "you have cleavage" like thank you for pointing that out everyone - Im Aware of the fact that the hat is disliked and that I have boobs - but now if you're going to criticize, please say something different that will actually help me - cus You can rest assured that a shit load of other people have already pointed these things out.
#54 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
"something that would help"

Then do the shit that people have told you to, because it /will/ help. When the people who are watching you say they want something to change because they dislike it, if you want to keep an audience, you do it.
#56 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh so Basically - Change my shirt - and have my husband change his hat. notice this isnt constructive criticism of my youtube content anymore - but of our fashion sense? - Get real FJ. come back with something I could Improve that ISN'T about what we're wearing - and more about the content that the channel focuses on - and thats the lets plays - If I wanted fashion advice from a bunch of clueless assholes, I would go find the Kardashians.
#57 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
Your content are videos.

People are criticising your videos.

They would enjoy them better if A and B didn't exist.

If A and B doesn't exist, show would be better by audience standards.

Do I need to explain this any further or are you just an idiot?
User avatar #58 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh. My . Gawd. Okay let me say this now - we have read your concerns & will deal with them in a way we feel accordingly - the reason this seems to be irritating me so much is because like a shit load of other people have been saying this - we KNOW - now move on to other stuff - thanks.
#59 - paraplegicdinosaur (11/13/2014) [-]
IF YOU KNOW IT, THEN FUCKING FIX IT.

Obviously if no one is complaining about anything else, then there's no problems and you shouldn't worry. You focus on the one problem and get rid of it, then everything is hunkey-dory. Until then, people will hammer home about that one problem until it's gone.
#60 - jacquers (11/13/2014) [-]
I can't fix the videos I've already uploaded - but for future reference - yes - we will be making these changes anyways. I'm done on this thread
#37 - anonexplains (11/13/2014) [-]
>I make dubstep

Hahaha...hahahahahhahahha
User avatar #11 - xbyronx (11/13/2014) [-]
Your Youtube channel is bad, and you should feel bad.
#5 - profkitty (11/13/2014) [-]
Just my two cents.
Also from what I observed you already got flak and deleted your advertising your youtube page post. Have fun here and don't forget "The ride never ends"
#23 - Check with the local police department if you can own and keep… 11/13/2014 on Knife Pronz 0
#19 - Originally yes, but they later edited out for more appropiate … 11/12/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) +11
#6 - Isn't that the thing you squat over wet your hand and wipe you…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on new drinking fountain? +1
#13 - anonexplains (11/13/2014) [-]
You sit on it, turn the water on, and it cleans your filthy asshole after you drop the Fatman on Nagasaki.

For the ladies, not only does it do that, it also freshens the pink velvet sausage wallet.
User avatar #10 - agreatusername (11/13/2014) [-]
Its a bidet.
It sprays water on your ass after you shit to clean it.
User avatar #8 - letmethink (11/12/2014) [-]
I live in Europe (The Netherlands) and I have never seen or used something like that.

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#3 - anonexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
In response to your comment on www.funnyjunk.com/Wachagonadu/funny-gifs/5407751/ -
Except I posted OP's LinkBuck whoriness, holy ****
(OP blocked me and my ip simply because I asked whether he had got even 3p yet, every single one of his posts has that lin)
User avatar #4 to #3 - profkitty (01/03/2015) [-]
I do not know what you are talking about "3p"
Also your link went here thecakeisali.blogspot.it/2013/06/brazzers.html
#5 to #4 - anonexplains (01/03/2015) [-]
3p = 3 pence (British money, kinda like 3 cents)
I copied the link from OPs description...I was calling him out on it
User avatar #6 to #5 - profkitty (01/03/2015) [-]
I did not see that.
#7 to #6 - anonexplains (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah man, he spams the same link on all his content
(He also spams **** with a different link, claiming it to be the source of his content)
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