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profkitty

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Date Signed Up:7/06/2013
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#14 - I'm just lucky it all blew over before I got a job at a superm… 03/04/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 1/whatever +3
#12 - It was a fad a year or two ago where you basically smash milk …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Instant Karma Comp 1/whatever +7
#136 - capps (03/05/2015) [-]
Wait where the fuck was this popular? Never heard of it before, all you do is destroying groceries and pretend to get hurt?
User avatar #23 - vampireinarm (03/04/2015) [-]
this nigga dont pretend tho, last i heard he actually broke his jaw in that gif

cunt deserves it tho
User avatar #144 - TestesFly (03/05/2015) [-]
He chipped a tooth. I remember that from the follow up video. I don't think the jaw part is true though.
#13 - acksl (03/04/2015) [-]
what a bunch of cunts
User avatar #14 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm just lucky it all blew over before I got a job at a supermart. Blood is a pain in the ass to clean if someone ends up breaking their nose/tooth/whatever then running to the bathroom leaving a trail, it's a major health hazard for possible diseases/contamination.
#60 - Is that the Sydney Funnelweb Spider?  [+] (13 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Spiders +6
#103 - Ken M (03/04/2015) [-]
You bet your ass. Its a male, so it's more venomous I believe abd this motherfucker doesn't let go til you shake it off or flicking the thibg off... But good luck with that.
#107 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
I did the research, they say anywhere from 2x -5x more pontent compared to that of the female, also the abdomen is big, so I'm going with female, picture for reference. They also come in different colors from what I've read, slightly purplish - black - different shades of brown.
User avatar #116 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, hope you are well.
User avatar #117 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm doing well, but I don't think we have ever interacted before online and/or offline.
User avatar #118 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
I don't think we have either, still good to hear that you're well.
User avatar #121 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
I hope you are well aswell. I'm not much of conversationalist, don't know what to say.
User avatar #122 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm doing pretty good, thanks. It's cool I wasn't looking for a massive conversation or anything.
#125 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
That's good to hear. I hope you have a nice experience on FJ. Since you missed out on the experience in 2014 look up Peanutbitter sugar free gummy bear review for shits and giggles.
User avatar #126 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
Nah I know all about that, I have another account from 2012.
#127 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
Ah well you've been here longer than I have, have a nice day/night.
User avatar #129 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks, I will. You too. It's night here btw
User avatar #131 - profkitty (03/04/2015) [-]
It's noon here but I'm grave yard so goodnight, and have sweet dreams of your waifu?
User avatar #132 - compared (03/04/2015) [-]
Thanks and yeah that works for me.
#5 - It's more or less of Blitzkrieg Hitler VS. Painting/Artist Hitler  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Fights +3
User avatar #28 - createdjustnow (03/04/2015) [-]
the joke is the picture he included
User avatar #6 - crazylance (03/04/2015) [-]
I actually like the idea.

The artist Hitler being all chill and attacking with seemingly none lethal attacks

While the Blitzkrieg Hitler does everything in his arsenal to decimate his opponent.
#30 - Ken M (03/04/2015) [-]
I'm calling it now, Artist Hitler wins not just because this Hitler when he was much younger, around the time of the start of World War I, but because this was before he went completely off the deep end and developed various neurological disorders, including but not limited to paranoia and Parkinson's Disease, the latter of which would've killed him within a few years anyway if he hadn't committed suicide and he could somehow manage to avoid execution by the Allies.
#35 - First 15 seconds in and I'm seeing .gifs of a guy eating his own jizz. 03/04/2015 on sick pic dump 3 +16
#6 - Actually it's "Scheiße", kot means feces. 03/04/2015 on Do you want some Kat Kot? 0
#88 - Practice, you need to spend the cash to have the rounds to tig… 03/04/2015 on How I feel owning a gun 0
#15 - Why post a partial? There are two other comics that start the … 03/03/2015 on korean comic 0
#24 - Did someone get mad? natufian 02/27/2015 on Servicemen Comp. 0
#5 - She locked her elbows/arms.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Gun recoil +8
User avatar #30 - mastertarium (02/24/2015) [-]
I kinda think she broker her wrist. A Smithy .500 does that with ease.
#32 - Ken M (02/24/2015) [-]
I don't think she did. Her hands don't have any unusual motion, nor do her fingers. I have also personally had a large revolver leave my hands and I was not hurt. They usually just open your fingers and then roll over the back of your hand.
#34 - Ken M (02/24/2015) [-]
Oh, also, the shockwave in her arms suggests fully elastic motion through the wrists -- no energy going to broken tissue and everything returns to the original position. The shockwave would not be as clean or strong otherwise.
User avatar #33 - mastertarium (02/24/2015) [-]
Learn something new every day. I'm seeing things wrong then.
User avatar #16 - nanako (02/24/2015) [-]
is that bad? why ?
User avatar #24 - CallMeCrisco (02/24/2015) [-]
By giving your elbows a controlled amount of flex, you absorb some of the recoil. When you lock your elbow, it's a much more direct and painful.

For instance, I recently shot a desert eagle for the first time this year along with my ex. I have much more experience with hand guns, so I left a little give in my elbows and had a great time (much less recoil than I expected). Ex remembered me teaching him to shoot my shitty SNS .22 where if you limp wrist it it won't cycle. He locked and ended up with a bruise down his forearm. It was there for two weeks.
User avatar #19 - bigbeaufort (02/24/2015) [-]
See content picutre.
#22 - The glorious BRRRTTT with fragments of rock and debris flying … 02/23/2015 on Dibs +1
#20 - I love it when you talk terminology. But seriously thank…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Dibs +8
#21 - autoxx (02/23/2015) [-]
I heard that in my head... That's probably my favorite sound.
No worries buddy.
User avatar #22 - profkitty (02/23/2015) [-]
The glorious BRRRTTT with fragments of rock and debris flying everywhere, you and me both.
#1758 - Because of this picture right here I couldn't find the o… 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#52 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Danky Kang -3
#95 - skelebones (02/24/2015) [-]
you fucker you ruined the chain. he was implying jet lee

danny chang>guy on mythbusters>jackie chan>dude from enter the dragon>dude who died
#11 - I always believed the E-brake manually applies tension on cabl…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Dibs 0
#19 - autoxx (02/23/2015) [-]
The e-brake is connected to a manual linear actuator that the hydraulic cylinder usually engages. Yes, it's a redundant system.
#20 - profkitty (02/23/2015) [-]
I love it when you talk terminology. But seriously thank you for describing it in greater detail.
#21 - autoxx (02/23/2015) [-]
I heard that in my head... That's probably my favorite sound.
No worries buddy.
User avatar #22 - profkitty (02/23/2015) [-]
The glorious BRRRTTT with fragments of rock and debris flying everywhere, you and me both.
User avatar #12 - lean (02/23/2015) [-]
idk, try google. its separate from the regular brakes.
#7 - In this scenario could you just (if automatic) shift into neut…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Dibs 0
#66 - Ken M (02/24/2015) [-]
Yea if your real sharp, you'll notice the pedal go to the floor and a severe lack of stopping , but its a woman so. . .
#15 - seniornsfw (02/23/2015) [-]
My Driver ed teacher's brakes weren't working so he used the E-brake for a couple of weeks. He ended up paying more to fix the E-brake than to fix the actual problem.
User avatar #10 - lean (02/23/2015) [-]
dont even need to shift, just slowly apply ebrake,
User avatar #11 - profkitty (02/23/2015) [-]
I always believed the E-brake manually applies tension on cables connected to the brakes and the more you move it the more the tension. Is that basically correct?
#19 - autoxx (02/23/2015) [-]
The e-brake is connected to a manual linear actuator that the hydraulic cylinder usually engages. Yes, it's a redundant system.
#20 - profkitty (02/23/2015) [-]
I love it when you talk terminology. But seriously thank you for describing it in greater detail.
#21 - autoxx (02/23/2015) [-]
I heard that in my head... That's probably my favorite sound.
No worries buddy.
User avatar #22 - profkitty (02/23/2015) [-]
The glorious BRRRTTT with fragments of rock and debris flying everywhere, you and me both.
User avatar #12 - lean (02/23/2015) [-]
idk, try google. its separate from the regular brakes.
#12 - No that's Jackie Chan  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2015 on Danky Kang +71
User avatar #41 - tehubernation (02/23/2015) [-]
RIP
#95 - skelebones (02/24/2015) [-]
you fucker you ruined the chain. he was implying jet lee

danny chang>guy on mythbusters>jackie chan>dude from enter the dragon>dude who died
User avatar #20 - cupcakescankill (02/23/2015) [-]
I loved him in Enter the Dragon
#168 - Luv u 2 bby 02/18/2015 on test +2
#23 - I'm never going through her page again so many stupid &qu… 02/17/2015 on How do you guys feel about... 0
#290 - **** I thought the purple line met up with mrdogface's …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Peanuts vs Plain nuts +1
#291 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
It's all good! No worries! He'll get pulled over from our name mentions unless he has those turned off.
#246 - That's where the pack immunity is vital with infants. Also sta…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Peanuts vs Plain nuts 0
User avatar #256 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
I believe your comment was meant for ForTehLawlz

I agree with you btw
User avatar #290 - profkitty (02/17/2015) [-]
Fuck I thought the purple line met up with mrdogface's comment, my most sincere appologies being tired and blurred vision sucks sorry again. . But hey ForTehLawlz look fucking here #246
#291 - vatra (02/17/2015) [-]
It's all good! No worries! He'll get pulled over from our name mentions unless he has those turned off.
#26 - Only liked it in hentai, thanks for pointing out what /S… 02/16/2015 on shit pearl +1
#21 - what's SS  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on shit pearl +1
#24 - chaoticlaw (02/16/2015) [-]
Oh boy, you blew the hatch buddy, you've fucking done it now. I'll give you a fullscheme layout on this shit, buckaroo.

/ss/ a.k.a. Straight Shotacon is the purest form of love two individuals can have. It is the the lovemaking of a young boy and sensibly older woman commonly MILFs in a display of passion and devotion to one another. Depending on the persons involved in such acts, the process might vary greatly. In this case, Murdercock Jr. Steven and beanpole momma Pearl are the ones involved. An entire cult has been inspired by this pairing, and is currently lead by an unnamed /ss/fag anon on /co/. He aspires to lead us to the glory beyond, where every /ss/nerson may bask in the purity of straight shota. There's a lot more, but you must discover it yourself. Or just fap to it, I don't give a shit.
#26 - profkitty (02/16/2015) [-]
Only liked it in hentai, thanks for pointing out what /SS/ meant though and describing it either way.
#341493 - Game?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #343366 - hunman (02/15/2015) [-]
Painkiller
#12 - It's mainly because when one side fights another they point ou… 02/14/2015 on Heck Yes! 0

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#3 - Ken M (01/03/2015) [-]
In response to your comment on www.funnyjunk.com/Wachagonadu/funny-gifs/5407751/ -
Except I posted OP's LinkBuck whoriness, holy ****
(OP blocked me and my ip simply because I asked whether he had got even 3p yet, every single one of his posts has that lin)
User avatar #4 to #3 - profkitty (01/03/2015) [-]
I do not know what you are talking about "3p"
Also your link went here thecakeisali.blogspot.it/2013/06/brazzers.html
#5 to #4 - Ken M (01/03/2015) [-]
3p = 3 pence (British money, kinda like 3 cents)
I copied the link from OPs description...I was calling him out on it
User avatar #6 to #5 - profkitty (01/03/2015) [-]
I did not see that.
#7 to #6 - Ken M (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah man, he spams the same link on all his content
(He also spams **** with a different link, claiming it to be the source of his content)
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