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User avatar #62 - SayYesToCarrots (03/12/2011) [-]
Myeep.
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User avatar #55 - SayYesToCarrots (01/18/2011) [-]
Hai. ^_^
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User avatar #54 - professorplatypus (12/03/2010) [-]
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User avatar #45 - SayYesToCarrots (11/18/2010) [-]
Nyeh.
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User avatar #42 - SayYesToCarrots (11/01/2010) [-]
Hey anyone other than this profile's owner who may possibly read the comments?
I just wanted to tell you that I'm actually not crazy (bipolarism is included in that category) and/or on drugs.
Really, I'm not.
Just over-dramatic sometimes.
So it's cool.
But really, I'm not insane.
Or on drugs.
I promise.
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User avatar #43 to #42 - professorplatypus (11/02/2010) [-]
most of the time.
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User avatar #44 to #43 - SayYesToCarrots (11/02/2010) [-]
Shut up.
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User avatar #37 - SayYesToCarrots (11/01/2010) [-]
I miss you.
>=(
I shouldn't have to miss you. You are like fifteen blocks away right now.
I could be there. I could walk there, or bike there, and be there within fifteen minutes.
But I CAN'T.
God DAMN responsible parenting!
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User avatar #38 to #37 - professorplatypus (11/01/2010) [-]
yeah, what the eff guise?
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User avatar #39 to #38 - SayYesToCarrots (11/01/2010) [-]
Ah-HAH! So you ARE here!
Why aren't you on Facebook?
Why aren't we chatting on here?
When will your phone work again?
How could I be nonchalant about this?
When did this become a massive problem?
Why am I so completely not okay without you?
What could have possibly flipped a switch like that?

ARGH! EVERYTHING IS UNSMART TODAY! WHY AM I NOT RIGHT TODAY?
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User avatar #40 to #39 - SayYesToCarrots (11/01/2010) [-]
The urgency of my questions would not allow me to increase my questions so that they'd have a nearly even slope!
I'm unusually distraught by this fact!
WHY DID I EVEN FEEL THE NEED TO DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
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User avatar #41 to #40 - SayYesToCarrots (11/01/2010) [-]
Ad now you're offline again suddenly and I have no idea why I'm going ballistic, but contact would really be nice right now, but it's whatever and I think I'm going to attempt to sleep or pretend to sleep or try to not think or something like that because I really don't feel good, or right, or normal, but it isn't really important cause today was just a fluke and I just realized I am thinking without end punctuation separating my sentences.
My need to attempt to express this is conflicting greatly with my strong Grammar Nazi inclination when I'm not intentionally bludgeoning the English language to death and I don't know why I need to write things the way I'm thinking them right now, but I do.
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User avatar #34 - SayYesToCarrots (10/22/2010) [-]
So I figured you'll probably check this sometime before you leave, maybe even later this morning. Hey, you might even be online when I get on to frantically work on make up work for English.

But the point is, I wanted to say that I love you.
I have over a week of not seeing you coming up in less than twenty-four hours, and because of my own reckless stupidity and irresponsibility, likely no more than a cumulative half hour (if that) of seeing you before you leave. The excitement of fall break is tainted massively by the knowledge of how much I'll miss you, and that there will likely be no way to tell you that I love you, every hour or every day or even once over the entire week.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SayYesToCarrots (10/22/2010) [-]
It terrifies me, though, the thought of this week away from you, which already seems endless thought it has yet to start; the lack of even our during-school type short conversations or fleeting hellos to look forward to each day leaves me absolutely dreading the time apart. I hope to God that you'll handle the time apart much better than I will, so you can enjoy your trip. Bring me back a ridiculous number of pictures and stories for the Sunday we'll finally get to see each other. And please, honestly, have fun. I'll be missing you and thinking of you and loving you to death from Florida.

I love you more than anything in this universe, and maybe I'll get to talk to you later.
Yours, completely and truthfully, for ever and always,
J <3
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#9 - N. Korean citizen (10/18/2010) [-]
are you a furry? :3
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User avatar #10 to #9 - professorplatypus (10/18/2010) [-]
yesss
whai?
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User avatar #7 - professorplatypus (10/16/2010) [-]
nyeh
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User avatar #12 to #11 - professorplatypus (10/19/2010) [-]
you heard me
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User avatar #13 to #12 - SayYesToCarrots (10/19/2010) [-]
Why nyeh, though?
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User avatar #14 to #13 - professorplatypus (10/20/2010) [-]
cuz i said so.
nyeh
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User avatar #4 - CaptianHebrew (10/12/2010) [-]
ur micheal right
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User avatar #5 to #4 - professorplatypus (10/13/2010) [-]
yesssssss
and it's michael.
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User avatar #1 - SayYesToCarrots (10/08/2010) [-]
Hi hi.
Your comment virginity are belong to me.
You should friend Alex on here.
And, by the way, I love you.
Forever and always.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - professorplatypus (10/10/2010) [-]
what's alex's username?
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User avatar #3 to #2 - SayYesToCarrots (10/10/2010) [-]
CaptainHebrew
 
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