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#41 - The candyman~  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Chocolate ice cream cup +2
#42 - anonymous (01/19/2015) [-]
The candyman can because he mixes it with love
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#47 - anonymous (01/19/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#27 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (02/08/2013) [-]
Happy birthday.
User avatar #2 to #1 - professorfj (02/08/2013) [-]
Thank you. =)
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (02/08/2013) [-]
Mark my ******* words you bastard, EVERY year. I will say happy birthday to you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jingleforth (02/10/2014) [-]
I'll be completely honest. I was trying to keep track of this comment, but it got lost.

Happy late birthday, bro. Sorry I was one day off, will not happen again.
#24 to #23 - professorfj (02/10/2014) [-]
XD Dude it's perfectly fine, I'm just in hysterics because not only did you immediately remember but you also responded so quickly, have you my thanks, my respect, my thumb, and a funny picture I found lying around.
User avatar #28 to #24 - jingleforth (08/05/2014) [-]
In over half a year, we'll be at this again
User avatar #25 to #24 - professorfj (02/10/2014) [-]
*you have my
User avatar #4 to #3 - professorfj (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll hold you to it when I'm pulling back a beer on my 21st.
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