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#41 - The candyman~  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Chocolate ice cream cup +2
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#27 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - jingleforth (02/08/2013) [-]
Happy birthday.
User avatar #2 to #1 - professorfj (02/08/2013) [-]
Thank you. =)
User avatar #3 to #2 - jingleforth (02/08/2013) [-]
Mark my ******* words you bastard, EVERY year. I will say happy birthday to you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - jingleforth (02/10/2014) [-]
I'll be completely honest. I was trying to keep track of this comment, but it got lost.

Happy late birthday, bro. Sorry I was one day off, will not happen again.
#24 to #23 - professorfj (02/10/2014) [-]
XD Dude it's perfectly fine, I'm just in hysterics because not only did you immediately remember but you also responded so quickly, have you my thanks, my respect, my thumb, and a funny picture I found lying around.
User avatar #28 to #24 - jingleforth (08/05/2014) [-]
In over half a year, we'll be at this again
User avatar #25 to #24 - professorfj (02/10/2014) [-]
*you have my
User avatar #4 to #3 - professorfj (02/08/2013) [-]
I'll hold you to it when I'm pulling back a beer on my 21st.
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