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natural selection has nothing to do necessarily with physical strength or intelligence
If you're stupid, you die, if you are weak, you die. That's natural selection isn't it?
bacteria's pretty damn successful, being the most widely spread and oldest species on the planet....
took the earth a few billion years to evolve something that was aware of its existence and it only came from one kingdom, all the other ones remained completely unintelligent like the bacterias, plants, fungus. the ocean never evolved life to be very intelligent, smartest native inhabitants I can think of are sharks. dolphins/whales are mammals and came from land first. evidence in people shows we've actually gotten dumber, on average, compared to some human ancestors from eurasia. cro magnons had massive brains
Huh? Where did this come from?
Bacteria does it's job to stay alive, the weak ones die out, and when the weak ones die out, all you have left is super bugs. They are the "smart" and "strong" ones. That's natural selection.
Humans had better brains because we learned how to cook meat. That let our brains develop, since we had more resources. The ones who were stupid died out, like all of our cousin humanoids.
The thing about brains is, bigger doesn't always mean better. People think we are getting dumber because they heard that our brains were becoming smaller. The bigger they are, the less efficient they are, and vice versa. Elephants and whales have pretty big brains, but I don't see them applying for college.
when you say weak you actually mean fit, but okay
there's a lot more to human evolution that just cooking. most of it was due to tool usage and environmental challenges
bigger usually does mean "better". factors like number of cells in the frontal lobe, gray matter density, and how complex the ridges and folds are better measurements but frontal lobe size still correlates with intelligence in humans. there's a limit to our brains m8 we aren't packing CPUs up there, they're organic
Fit? If you're unfit, you're weak. If you're fit, you're strong. the unfit die, while the fit survive
Imagine yourself and The Rock are being chased by a hippo, and the it's pissed because you just wandered into it's territory. Who do you think gets fucked by the hippo and dies, and who do you think lives and passes on his genes. That's natural selection, buddy boy.
. Why is it so hard for you to understand.
I never said that the only reason that we got to where we're today is because we learned how to cook.
We got bigger brains because we were getting more nutrients out of our food which led to us getting smarter, making weapons and other things just stacked on to our intelligence.
Bigger doesn't always mean better.
Did you know the some of the most powerful super computers on Earth are only capable of simulating our brains functions for barely a second. Our brains are probably the most complex thing in the universe m80. And we got to that through natural selection, the stupids died while the smart ones got smarter.
Find more sources yourself.
'the rock' is quite dumb and I would likely either not be in that situation or I would have greatly superior weaponry I've created. you keep using the word weak when it has no actual bearing, necessarily. that's like saying cock roaches are weaker which is irrelevant to their survival anyways
go read a book about evolution since you know fuck all about it
That was a hypothetical situation you retard holy fuck. I have no idea how smart you are
not saying im a fuckin genius or anythung
but even if you are even twice as intelligent as my nigga dwayne youre fucked in that situation cause if both of you are out there alone guess what? Both of you are gonna be looking out for numero uno and him being bigger, fadead,stronger and with decent intelligence
I assume he aint a damn retard
will leave you for dead. And suppose you leave the situation up to the modern capabilities then he would have you beat there too. He would have the resources to call in some help whether it be a helicopter or a gun strong enough to take out the hippo while he eats your slow ass. Unless you just by chance happen to be heir to the son of some rich fuck or you yourself are rich, then I doubt you'll be the one to come out on top as the survivor that advances our species.
im not saying ill survive that situation in any way unless there's a hole somewhere big enough for me to hide inside but he can't
it really doesn't matter even hypothetically. a fucking chihuahua can almost outrun a person. what was it, a hippo? easily can. we'd both be equally dead if it wanted to kill us. it was stupid hypothetical so I disregarded it
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if they didnt have welfare their dads might stay around.
maybe. if they manage to stay out of prison for 9 months before they are born
If they lived solely on water and light they'd be able to develop on their own, like, you know, all normal fucking plants do. You're giving them too much credit.
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