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#116 - I do bro, i do. Thats the thing, i do spontaneous **** ,…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
#136 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
You drove an hour to try and hang out with a girl you've only hung out with four times?
User avatar #146 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man i give every girl a chance and distance really isn't an issue for me. I don't mind driving and i was usually in the area anyway.
#159 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
Driving an hour to hang out with someone you barely know isn't "giving a chance" it's just weird.

Half the shit you say is so bizzare and confusing that it seems your problem is you're just very very creepy and don't get people.

"They all come after me man, i don't try until they come after me........ Honestly i just don't give a fuck until i start talking to them. "

How do they come after you without you having talked to them before? Are you defining coming after as introducing themselves or what?

"When she told me there was no connection i thought to myself, really? We only hung out a few times, you stopped talking to me as much after about a month, and it felt like she never really tried"

Yes she had no connection after only knowing you for 1 month and hanging out 4 times and deciding she doesn't want to talk to you. You're not special, why would she be trying with someone she has no interest in?
User avatar #183 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
That girl i knew from school, i went to college with her for 2 years. We both played soccer and had a few classes together so we knew each other for a while, we just never tried to date or anything. I had a thing for her for a while but never made a move on her. I could tell you the whole story bro but you honestly are no help at all, you are trying to read more into what i say rather than the situations. If it was any other girl i wouldn't drive an hour just to go see her unless i was trying to have a hook up. She had interest in me because i make sure i don't waste my time with these girls unless they have some sort of interest in me and want me.

I never once said i never talked to these girls before, i've talked to all of them before its not just like random girls come up to me and im like "Oh hey lets date and fall in love". No i know all of these girls before hand, i go to school with most of them or i've known them before hand from some other situation. When i say coming after me i mean they tell me they like me or they come onto me or we fool around. Thats what i mean as they come after me. You are making me out to be some creep just because it takes to long to explain my every single word. Honestly you aren't trying to help you are just trying to make me out to be someone im not by reading into what i don't say to much.
#187 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm reading into the situations because you're talking in weird euphemisms all the time.

If you went on a date with a chick say you went on a date. If you flirted with a chick say you flirted with her.

If you say you hung out with a girl four times after talking to her a bunch i'm going to assume you hung out with a girl after talking to her a bunch.
User avatar #201 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm really not but hopefully this will help.

Every girl i've tried to have a relationship with ive known already. They come to me 90% of the time looking for something more from me. I tell them right off the bat that i want a relationship and i let them know what they are getting into. So i take them out on dates, i spend time with them, i try to have relationships with these girls. Most of them tell me that they aren't looking for a relationship right now, or that they need a little time to want to be in a relationship or something along those lines. But they let me know they want something more than just friends or whatever from me. So i take them out on dates, i try and spend time with them, i don't get pushy, i don't tell them I need a relationship or we can't have anything, i let it progress as it does. Now what happens every time is that that start to pull away it seems, they avoid hanging out with me, they stop talking to me etc. I don't act like a creeper, i don't get clingy, i don't think im boring, i try to be nice, i try to be this great guy, i do everything i can to be this awesome guy. But every time it turns out the same way and i am stumped to as why.
#222 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
It's probably that you say you're looking for a serious relationship right off the bat.

People tend to stick to their guns. If you ask them to make that decision straight away, they're going to immediately evaluate whether or not you're a long term partner, instead of deciding when it's relevant.

Are you fucking these girls at any stage? If not it's because they know you're looking for a long term relationship, and if they're on the fence, doing so would be getting too serious.

I'd say keep your intentions to yourself unless specifically asked and give it a bit longer til you ask them to be your girlfriend. Have you ever been to a zoo or an art gallery? Consider how much time you spend looking at the animals, now consider how long you would spend if the keeper/curator was standing over your shoulder expecting you to buy one. That's why they pull away.
User avatar #387 - profarnsworth (05/10/2013) [-]
That actually makes sense. Preciate it.
#388 - rodneyabc (05/10/2013) [-]
Sorry for calling you a creepy earlier.
User avatar #389 - profarnsworth (05/10/2013) [-]
Its straight man, i understand where you were coming from. I just didn't feel like explaining everything lol
User avatar #122 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Shit... you seem like a pretty damn good guy. Maybe you should just let the girls approach you first instead of asking them out that way they know what they're getting into and it'll be more likely that they'll like who you are and stick around.
User avatar #129 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
They all come after me man, i don't try until they come after me........ Honestly i just don't give a fuck until i start talking to them. Maybe thats my problem, they think im one way because i just don't care about anything before they talk to me. But once they start talking to me they see im not what they expected and they are not satisfied with me. Thats the only thing i can come up with.
User avatar #130 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Sounds about right. Maybe you should just not give a fuck and make them beg for your love and attention.
User avatar #132 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Yea thats the point i'm at right now. Enough is enough, im done playing games with these stupid girls
User avatar #133 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Problem solved?
User avatar #135 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Not yet, i am currently woman less.
#101 - Not clingy, but the boring thing i've thought of as well. Yet …  [+] (18 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
User avatar #103 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Why don't you take these girls you talk to out on a hike, bike ride, random days where you don't plan anything and just drive around (if you drive, if not bus it or walk it). Do spontaneous shit and always keep it fresh.
User avatar #116 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I do bro, i do. Thats the thing, i do spontaneous shit, i do romantic shit, i try to mix it up and keep it fresh too, but shit just does not work out. The last girl i talked to told me she didn't get the connection she was looking for. We only hung out like 4 times, i would come see her at work sometimes and just generally try. Not to mention she lived like an hour away yet i still drove to her and would try to hang out with her. Yet after about a month she started to pull away and as much as i tried she was done with me. When she told me there was no connection i thought to myself, really? We only hung out a few times, you stopped talking to me as much after about a month, and it felt like she never really tried.
#136 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
You drove an hour to try and hang out with a girl you've only hung out with four times?
User avatar #146 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man i give every girl a chance and distance really isn't an issue for me. I don't mind driving and i was usually in the area anyway.
#159 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
Driving an hour to hang out with someone you barely know isn't "giving a chance" it's just weird.

Half the shit you say is so bizzare and confusing that it seems your problem is you're just very very creepy and don't get people.

"They all come after me man, i don't try until they come after me........ Honestly i just don't give a fuck until i start talking to them. "

How do they come after you without you having talked to them before? Are you defining coming after as introducing themselves or what?

"When she told me there was no connection i thought to myself, really? We only hung out a few times, you stopped talking to me as much after about a month, and it felt like she never really tried"

Yes she had no connection after only knowing you for 1 month and hanging out 4 times and deciding she doesn't want to talk to you. You're not special, why would she be trying with someone she has no interest in?
User avatar #183 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
That girl i knew from school, i went to college with her for 2 years. We both played soccer and had a few classes together so we knew each other for a while, we just never tried to date or anything. I had a thing for her for a while but never made a move on her. I could tell you the whole story bro but you honestly are no help at all, you are trying to read more into what i say rather than the situations. If it was any other girl i wouldn't drive an hour just to go see her unless i was trying to have a hook up. She had interest in me because i make sure i don't waste my time with these girls unless they have some sort of interest in me and want me.

I never once said i never talked to these girls before, i've talked to all of them before its not just like random girls come up to me and im like "Oh hey lets date and fall in love". No i know all of these girls before hand, i go to school with most of them or i've known them before hand from some other situation. When i say coming after me i mean they tell me they like me or they come onto me or we fool around. Thats what i mean as they come after me. You are making me out to be some creep just because it takes to long to explain my every single word. Honestly you aren't trying to help you are just trying to make me out to be someone im not by reading into what i don't say to much.
#187 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm reading into the situations because you're talking in weird euphemisms all the time.

If you went on a date with a chick say you went on a date. If you flirted with a chick say you flirted with her.

If you say you hung out with a girl four times after talking to her a bunch i'm going to assume you hung out with a girl after talking to her a bunch.
User avatar #201 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm really not but hopefully this will help.

Every girl i've tried to have a relationship with ive known already. They come to me 90% of the time looking for something more from me. I tell them right off the bat that i want a relationship and i let them know what they are getting into. So i take them out on dates, i spend time with them, i try to have relationships with these girls. Most of them tell me that they aren't looking for a relationship right now, or that they need a little time to want to be in a relationship or something along those lines. But they let me know they want something more than just friends or whatever from me. So i take them out on dates, i try and spend time with them, i don't get pushy, i don't tell them I need a relationship or we can't have anything, i let it progress as it does. Now what happens every time is that that start to pull away it seems, they avoid hanging out with me, they stop talking to me etc. I don't act like a creeper, i don't get clingy, i don't think im boring, i try to be nice, i try to be this great guy, i do everything i can to be this awesome guy. But every time it turns out the same way and i am stumped to as why.
#222 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
It's probably that you say you're looking for a serious relationship right off the bat.

People tend to stick to their guns. If you ask them to make that decision straight away, they're going to immediately evaluate whether or not you're a long term partner, instead of deciding when it's relevant.

Are you fucking these girls at any stage? If not it's because they know you're looking for a long term relationship, and if they're on the fence, doing so would be getting too serious.

I'd say keep your intentions to yourself unless specifically asked and give it a bit longer til you ask them to be your girlfriend. Have you ever been to a zoo or an art gallery? Consider how much time you spend looking at the animals, now consider how long you would spend if the keeper/curator was standing over your shoulder expecting you to buy one. That's why they pull away.
User avatar #387 - profarnsworth (05/10/2013) [-]
That actually makes sense. Preciate it.
#388 - rodneyabc (05/10/2013) [-]
Sorry for calling you a creepy earlier.
User avatar #389 - profarnsworth (05/10/2013) [-]
Its straight man, i understand where you were coming from. I just didn't feel like explaining everything lol
User avatar #122 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Shit... you seem like a pretty damn good guy. Maybe you should just let the girls approach you first instead of asking them out that way they know what they're getting into and it'll be more likely that they'll like who you are and stick around.
User avatar #129 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
They all come after me man, i don't try until they come after me........ Honestly i just don't give a fuck until i start talking to them. Maybe thats my problem, they think im one way because i just don't care about anything before they talk to me. But once they start talking to me they see im not what they expected and they are not satisfied with me. Thats the only thing i can come up with.
User avatar #130 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Sounds about right. Maybe you should just not give a fuck and make them beg for your love and attention.
User avatar #132 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Yea thats the point i'm at right now. Enough is enough, im done playing games with these stupid girls
User avatar #133 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Problem solved?
User avatar #135 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Not yet, i am currently woman less.
#94 - Now i'm probably gonna get thumbed down like hell for this but…  [+] (37 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single 0
User avatar #144 - ellenrimbauer (05/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you're not as assertive as they want you to be? Do you ask them out, or do you mostly just hang out as friends and never go further into the relationship?
User avatar #149 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm not assertive in the sense that i tell them what to do and shit. I don't bother asking them out because i always expect it to not work out. I don't hang out with these girls a just friends, i let them know i want something more and so i do mess around with them and try to have an actual relationship with them. I just don't have sex with them right off the bat.
User avatar #160 - ellenrimbauer (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, try asking one out on a real date, if its someone that you're interested in then make sure they know what your full intentions are. If you want to be in a relationship then go for it, if all you are after is sex, then I had no reason to respond to your comment.
User avatar #165 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Read the rest of my comments and you will see. I do take them on real dates, they know what i want and what i expect. Im not after sex, if i was i would have fucked all of these girls and i wouldn't have cared.
User avatar #174 - ellenrimbauer (05/09/2013) [-]
I read your whole comment, but you're confusing me a little. You want to have a relationship with these girls, but you wont ask them out because you think its going to fail, but you make it clear what you want from them, but you still don't ask them out. Are you trying to get a girlfriend, or just a bunch of female friends that will do stuff with you? If you don't get a girl after a while then she will probably lose interest in you and just not even bother hanging out since you wont go any further than just "messing around".
User avatar #190 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Alright you have a point. If i don't ask them out then of course its going to fail. I make it clear what i want from them and they always tell me oh im not ready yet, or it takes me a little time, or something else like that. So i don't ask them out because i know they will just give me the same excuses. Im doing a bad job at explaining i guess. Basically i want a relationship with these girls and they know that, they just tell me not to give up on them or to give them a chance or something or give them a little time. But then they give up on me, and maybe its that they just don't want a relationship with me i don't know. But the gyst is that i try to be a guy they would want to have a relationship with but it never works out and i feel like its the whole be the greatest guy kinda thing. Because at the end they all tell me you are the greatest guy but blah blah blah some bullshit reason.
User avatar #192 - ellenrimbauer (05/09/2013) [-]
Huh, I see. Maybe you just haven't really found a girl that is good enough? Not to make it sound like you should search for a goddess, but someone that you don't have to try hard for. Trying to be the way that they want you to be, or how you 'think' they want you to be, could be an issue, but I don't think I have enough details to make a very good assumption, like, I don't know the girls that you've tried for. A lot of girls can be confusing, I try to make sure people know what I want, but I've seen so many of my friends, or just other girls around me, make the guys that like them try hard to get them, and even then they just reject them because they found someone else that they're interested in. It may not be something with you, it could just be the females.
User avatar #205 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I've thought of that but i just feel like after so many girls it has to be something i'm doing. And maybe its the fact that i try to hard, that i want to be the best guy to these girls i don't know man. I'm just tired of trying and failing
User avatar #210 - ellenrimbauer (05/09/2013) [-]
Well, depending on how old you are, you have plenty of time to just enjoy friends, and be with people you care about, if the whole relationship and dating thing isn't working out right now, you'll most likely find someone in the future, maybe at a job, or on a trip, possibly online, but that kind of relationship kind of sucks. It could be a lot of reasons, your fault, the girls fault, I don't think it'll be clear, just keep trying I guess, but maybe from a different approach.
User avatar #214 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Yea im 22 so i got some time, life just seems to be coming way to quickly tho haha. Nah im done trying for a while, im gonna do just what you said, enjoy myself and not worry about stupid bitches haha
User avatar #215 - ellenrimbauer (05/09/2013) [-]
good for you then :) There's a lot to be done before someone dies, shouldn't waste it on small things. Females aren't worth it in my opinion anyway, but I am one, so it doesn't really matter...
#117 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
You're probably boring.

Girls take being nice for granted because being nice should be taken for granted. If you put effort into being nice you can pretty much go fuck yourself because for normal people it comes naturally.

"Being nice" is not ideal, being nice is the bare minimum requirement for being ordinary.
User avatar #123 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I might be thats for sure but i don't think these girls would come to me, which they generally do, if i was boring. I am naturally a nice guy, maybe im just too nice and that i don't show much emotion when it comes to certain things. I'm not just nice and thats what gets me. I feel like i'm an all around great guy whos not boring but maybe i am, i'm not the one who keeps shutting me down lol.
#128 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
you keep using the phrase "talked to"

"Anyway over the past two years i've talked to at least 10 girls."

"The last girl i talked to told me she didn't get the connection she was looking for. "

Something seems weird here, what do you mean "talked to"?
User avatar #131 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Basically any girl that i try to have some kind of a relationship with. They know right off the bat what i want and expect so its not that i want something that they don't. I say talked to because thats all that it ever ends up being is me talking to these girls, taking them out, hanging out, sometimes messing around but nothing more than that.
#134 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
Still not getting you, where are you meeting these girls? Do you try and date every girl you know?
User avatar #143 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I meet them everywhere, mostly from school tho. No i don't try to date every girl i know, just the ones i want to try with, and if they come after me i haven't gone after a girl in years. Maybe im choosing the wrong ones or something. I never was a guy to just have something kind of casual, maybe that was my problem. Now i honestly just don't care anymore.
User avatar #98 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you're clingy or boring
User avatar #101 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Not clingy, but the boring thing i've thought of as well. Yet they tell me im not so i'm still clueless. Though they could just be saying im not boring. I don't know but im done caring.
User avatar #103 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Why don't you take these girls you talk to out on a hike, bike ride, random days where you don't plan anything and just drive around (if you drive, if not bus it or walk it). Do spontaneous shit and always keep it fresh.
User avatar #116 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I do bro, i do. Thats the thing, i do spontaneous shit, i do romantic shit, i try to mix it up and keep it fresh too, but shit just does not work out. The last girl i talked to told me she didn't get the connection she was looking for. We only hung out like 4 times, i would come see her at work sometimes and just generally try. Not to mention she lived like an hour away yet i still drove to her and would try to hang out with her. Yet after about a month she started to pull away and as much as i tried she was done with me. When she told me there was no connection i thought to myself, really? We only hung out a few times, you stopped talking to me as much after about a month, and it felt like she never really tried.
#136 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
You drove an hour to try and hang out with a girl you've only hung out with four times?
User avatar #146 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Hey man i give every girl a chance and distance really isn't an issue for me. I don't mind driving and i was usually in the area anyway.
#159 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
Driving an hour to hang out with someone you barely know isn't "giving a chance" it's just weird.

Half the shit you say is so bizzare and confusing that it seems your problem is you're just very very creepy and don't get people.

"They all come after me man, i don't try until they come after me........ Honestly i just don't give a fuck until i start talking to them. "

How do they come after you without you having talked to them before? Are you defining coming after as introducing themselves or what?

"When she told me there was no connection i thought to myself, really? We only hung out a few times, you stopped talking to me as much after about a month, and it felt like she never really tried"

Yes she had no connection after only knowing you for 1 month and hanging out 4 times and deciding she doesn't want to talk to you. You're not special, why would she be trying with someone she has no interest in?
User avatar #183 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
That girl i knew from school, i went to college with her for 2 years. We both played soccer and had a few classes together so we knew each other for a while, we just never tried to date or anything. I had a thing for her for a while but never made a move on her. I could tell you the whole story bro but you honestly are no help at all, you are trying to read more into what i say rather than the situations. If it was any other girl i wouldn't drive an hour just to go see her unless i was trying to have a hook up. She had interest in me because i make sure i don't waste my time with these girls unless they have some sort of interest in me and want me.

I never once said i never talked to these girls before, i've talked to all of them before its not just like random girls come up to me and im like "Oh hey lets date and fall in love". No i know all of these girls before hand, i go to school with most of them or i've known them before hand from some other situation. When i say coming after me i mean they tell me they like me or they come onto me or we fool around. Thats what i mean as they come after me. You are making me out to be some creep just because it takes to long to explain my every single word. Honestly you aren't trying to help you are just trying to make me out to be someone im not by reading into what i don't say to much.
#187 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm reading into the situations because you're talking in weird euphemisms all the time.

If you went on a date with a chick say you went on a date. If you flirted with a chick say you flirted with her.

If you say you hung out with a girl four times after talking to her a bunch i'm going to assume you hung out with a girl after talking to her a bunch.
User avatar #201 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm really not but hopefully this will help.

Every girl i've tried to have a relationship with ive known already. They come to me 90% of the time looking for something more from me. I tell them right off the bat that i want a relationship and i let them know what they are getting into. So i take them out on dates, i spend time with them, i try to have relationships with these girls. Most of them tell me that they aren't looking for a relationship right now, or that they need a little time to want to be in a relationship or something along those lines. But they let me know they want something more than just friends or whatever from me. So i take them out on dates, i try and spend time with them, i don't get pushy, i don't tell them I need a relationship or we can't have anything, i let it progress as it does. Now what happens every time is that that start to pull away it seems, they avoid hanging out with me, they stop talking to me etc. I don't act like a creeper, i don't get clingy, i don't think im boring, i try to be nice, i try to be this great guy, i do everything i can to be this awesome guy. But every time it turns out the same way and i am stumped to as why.
#222 - rodneyabc (05/09/2013) [-]
It's probably that you say you're looking for a serious relationship right off the bat.

People tend to stick to their guns. If you ask them to make that decision straight away, they're going to immediately evaluate whether or not you're a long term partner, instead of deciding when it's relevant.

Are you fucking these girls at any stage? If not it's because they know you're looking for a long term relationship, and if they're on the fence, doing so would be getting too serious.

I'd say keep your intentions to yourself unless specifically asked and give it a bit longer til you ask them to be your girlfriend. Have you ever been to a zoo or an art gallery? Consider how much time you spend looking at the animals, now consider how long you would spend if the keeper/curator was standing over your shoulder expecting you to buy one. That's why they pull away.
User avatar #387 - profarnsworth (05/10/2013) [-]
That actually makes sense. Preciate it.
#388 - rodneyabc (05/10/2013) [-]
Sorry for calling you a creepy earlier.
User avatar #389 - profarnsworth (05/10/2013) [-]
Its straight man, i understand where you were coming from. I just didn't feel like explaining everything lol
User avatar #122 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Shit... you seem like a pretty damn good guy. Maybe you should just let the girls approach you first instead of asking them out that way they know what they're getting into and it'll be more likely that they'll like who you are and stick around.
User avatar #129 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
They all come after me man, i don't try until they come after me........ Honestly i just don't give a fuck until i start talking to them. Maybe thats my problem, they think im one way because i just don't care about anything before they talk to me. But once they start talking to me they see im not what they expected and they are not satisfied with me. Thats the only thing i can come up with.
User avatar #130 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Sounds about right. Maybe you should just not give a fuck and make them beg for your love and attention.
User avatar #132 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Yea thats the point i'm at right now. Enough is enough, im done playing games with these stupid girls
User avatar #133 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
Problem solved?
User avatar #135 - profarnsworth (05/09/2013) [-]
Not yet, i am currently woman less.
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#51 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
This is so creepy, and then he falls and its just to good
#40 - No, that is taking advantage of a situation. And running rampa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on DFGHJKL +8
#49 - stormtrooperface (05/08/2013) [-]
it saved that poor unborn child a miserable life, sad but he could have done that child the greatest favor ever.
#25 - Him to throw darts at younger kids and shoot rockets off in hi… 05/08/2013 on Balotellitron +10
#52 - No. You're content sucks 05/07/2013 on Hello +1
#33 - since its been fake 05/07/2013 on The Endeavours of Max +2
#32 - You could have gotten the dog to leave the cat alone without p…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on I found their club house 0
User avatar #33 - therealjc (05/07/2013) [-]
Right, when the dog has the cat in its jaws and shaking it apart I just stand there and ask it nicely to let go?
You try that out next time.
#8 - I'm wrong? Granted maybe not for a check up or something. Howe… 05/06/2013 on 'MURICA! 0
#5 - 1. Lawyers are usually a 1 time thing, where doctors will be n…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/06/2013 on 'MURICA! 0
#6 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
>cost a lot more to pay a doctor

you just went full american, never go full american.
User avatar #8 - profarnsworth (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm wrong? Granted maybe not for a check up or something. However for something more serious hospital bills are up the fucking ass, trust me i know. ACL reconstruction cost upwards of 20k. Luckily i did it playing for my college so they payed for everything. However unless I was on trial for murder and i needed a great lawyer i wouldn't be paying 20k for a lawyer.
#17 - Yes 05/06/2013 on Beautiful. 0
#40 - Am i the only one who realized ash and squirtle have the exact… 05/06/2013 on Rapidash +3
#22 - You need to die. You broke your dogs jaw for attacking a *…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on I found their club house +1
#30 - therealjc (05/06/2013) [-]
Jeeze why the butt hurt friend?
I'd rather punch a dog in the face to release the cat rather than sit back and watch the cat get torn to ribbons.
What the fuck is wrong with you to sit back and watch an animal get chewed apart by a couple of dogs?
User avatar #32 - profarnsworth (05/07/2013) [-]
You could have gotten the dog to leave the cat alone without punching it in the face douche bag.
User avatar #33 - therealjc (05/07/2013) [-]
Right, when the dog has the cat in its jaws and shaking it apart I just stand there and ask it nicely to let go?
You try that out next time.
#56 - 2 x 3 = 6............. 6x7=42...............  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2013 on 237 +5
#69 - ilostmyoldaccount (05/05/2013) [-]
Lets ask Deep Thought


.............it's 42
#54 - uhhh i hate to break it to you buddy but you need to go back o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/05/2013 on 237 +4
User avatar #56 - profarnsworth (05/05/2013) [-]
2 x 3 = 6............. 6x7=42...............
#69 - ilostmyoldaccount (05/05/2013) [-]
Lets ask Deep Thought


.............it's 42
#55 - Yea i had the same thought. I was expecting him to throw a pun… 05/04/2013 on Good game, good game fuck... +2
#118 - best thing i've ever seen 05/04/2013 on Soccer in a nutshell 0
#227 - do you think i could get them from the robot devil? 05/04/2013 on AND YOU KNOW WHAT? +1
#31 - Tell me where you bought them you bastard and what they are called.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on AND YOU KNOW WHAT? +12
User avatar #227 - profarnsworth (05/04/2013) [-]
do you think i could get them from the robot devil?
User avatar #46 - alekksandar (05/03/2013) [-]
I bought them from satan
#4 - I'm American and i gotta say we complain a lot, and i mean a l…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Gas Prices In The UK +8
User avatar #22 - starshroom (05/03/2013) [-]
it's okay, we understand! afterall Americans drive a lot more, and many European countries have higher wages.

Here it is 13.44 kr/liter right now, meaning 8.77 dollars per gallon! Ouch
User avatar #16 - Harkonnen (05/03/2013) [-]
Europe has mass transit though
User avatar #8 - crazyhindu (05/03/2013) [-]
I think its funny when people are saying gas has reached an all time high this year alone....remember like 5 years ago when gas at least the chicago area was like 5 in the city and 490 suburbs? yeah its like 378 at the gas station down the street seems like an alltime high to me.
#45 - Not only does he consider old funnyjunk rage comics but he com… 05/03/2013 on my attempt to help the lack... +5
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I think i might be your uncle......
User avatar #4 to #3 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
You're not that idiot from the past that i hired as a paperboy!
User avatar #5 to #4 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
I'm actually his clone, they took some DNA from him before he was frozen from the pizza box...... it was I grew up a shadow of the real..... but now i'm in charge! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!...... so can i have a job :D
User avatar #6 to #5 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
I dunno your story doesn't sound possible since human cloning wasn't possible in 1999. But hey what do i care, welcome aboard Planet Express.
User avatar #7 to #6 - theberserker (09/13/2012) [-]
Sweet! I promise to always disappoint you!
#8 to #7 - profarnsworth (09/13/2012) [-]
yea yea just like the rest of them.
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User avatar #2 to #3 - profarnsworth (06/07/2012) [-]
sorry bro im not gay
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