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#25 - a succubus?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on Ultra-Kek +1
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#41 - Thundergod (08/27/2014) [-]
Nah, succubus implies beauty. She's just a whore.
#20 - I mean he took her virginity what more could he want..........…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +9
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#33 - toosexyforyou (08/21/2014) [-]
I'd spend about $1,000 dollars to fuck her. That's because I'm a college student, not because she's not attractive.
#48 - anon (08/21/2014) [-]
You're a college student and you have $1,000 to spend on pussy?!
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#67 - toosexyforyou (08/21/2014) [-]
What Snowshark said. It's worth scrapping together the $1000. It's an investment, girls would be lining up to sit on the dick that once was in Katy Perry.
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#64 - snowshark (08/21/2014) [-]
Regardless of your monetary situation a man can always $1000 to spend on pussy.
#28 - and below me are morons who feed the trolls 08/18/2014 on Burglar? 0
#27 - Comment deleted 08/18/2014 on Burglar? 0
#14 - no i sometimes legitimately sleep for like 8 hours during the … 08/18/2014 on True Detective +2
#43 - so you finally got tired of the justin beiber thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2014 on gun fantasy 0
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#48 - lavitts (08/18/2014) [-]
I think they're two different people.
At least I like to think that.
Because that would mean I could see them fight.
I haven't seen a good tard fight since the seventh grade.
#5 - Wendy's isn't retail, but i still feel bad for you having to d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2014 on The retail industry +2
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#13 - blurpleman (07/16/2014) [-]
Yeah sorry I know the original post was retail but every business has "Those" customers.
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#15 - bakawaka (07/16/2014) [-]
the title said retail, but the content was about fast food
#2 - I may not go in the **** section that often but I thank you fo… 06/19/2014 on I'm calling you out... 0
#13 - a good team has more than 1 person that can do cc. If you dont… 06/19/2014 on MFW backdoor happens 0
#5 - cc baby, always counter tryn with someone with a ton of cc lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on MFW backdoor happens 0
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#12 - retentions (06/18/2014) [-]
my biggest problem with this solution is that if you use all of your cc to lock down trynd for 5 seconds to kill him then the adc ( assuming that they are doing decent or better ) have all the time in the world to hit you from the back lines.
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#13 - profarnsworth (06/19/2014) [-]
a good team has more than 1 person that can do cc. If you dont they you better have some people who can do a ton of burst damage. Plus leona has enough cc for an entire team, if its a team fight tryn is not your focus. It also depends on what lane and role you play. If youre an engage support like leona or thresh you wanna engage and then go right for the adc and fuck them up. If you are a passive or a sustain support you wanna protect your adc as much as possible. playing support depends all on your character and your adc. The other lanes tho you just wanna do as much damage to high priority targets, usually the mid laners or the adc. With the latest metas top lanes are usually tanky and shouldnt be focused. The only time i would focus a top laner is if they are Darius, which is my favorite top laner, because not only is he tanky but he is powerful as hell and his ult is op as hell. He wins you a team fight with a ravenous hydra and his abilities. Every other top if they are tanky should be your last focus because they usually don't do damage. Though in some cases you will want to focus a support or jungle because they have the ability to change a game all on their own, but if the other teams most dangerous player is their support you dont really have much to worry about.

TL;DR a lot of thought goes into everygame, do some research on the popular characters and what each players role is in a team fight or in the game in general and you will be much better off.