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#2 - Something something my dick something something her cockpit  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Cockpit of expert female pilot +65
#22 - hisss (01/03/2016) [-]
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
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#8 - seeingred (01/03/2016) [-]
She really knows how to handle a joystick.
#5 - Inconceivable. 01/02/2016 on rufies +6
#168 - Because it's well designed, unique, and fun. S'about it. 12/28/2015 on Undertale comp 0
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#158 - QuestionMarks (12/27/2015) [-]
i haven't seen it either
i was more annoyed of the complaints about things that have already been resolved or didn't need to resolved in that way
#36 - Guys, chill, he's just not sure  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on when people flirt in nsfw +51
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He shouldn't be not sure
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#57 - awesomedewd (12/27/2015) [-]
Neither am I.
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#55 - awesomedewd (12/27/2015) [-]
how so?
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#56 - procrasturbate (12/27/2015) [-]
I'm not a scientist.
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#57 - awesomedewd (12/27/2015) [-]
Neither am I.
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User avatar #19 - MrMysteriousMagic (10/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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******* pedo. How could you get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, then cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're a sick pervert, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're sick in the head.
User avatar #116 - shekelnator (08/02/2015) [-]
let us talk and i might inspire you a little bit. so why would your family kick you? you did something aweful or its natural for the parents to kick their kids out from the nest when they grow up? i your place of course)
User avatar #115 - admin (08/02/2015) [-]
this comment will self-delete in 2 days

how does that make you feel?
User avatar #114 - carthonasi (08/02/2015) [-]
good luck
User avatar #113 - zahidlol (05/15/2015) [-]
Umm, I have your profile opened in a tab on my iPad.

I think I was gonna add you. For something
#106 - alipheesefateburn (10/22/2014) [-]
why are you so mean
#108 to #107 - alipheesefateburn (10/22/2014) [-]
Im going to need to squeeze 3 gallons of semen in good will
#109 to #108 - procrasturbate (10/22/2014) [-]
I've got to get ready for an interview.
I'll be back later.
#110 to #109 - alipheesefateburn (10/22/2014) [-]
I HOPE YOUR PERMA-FIRED

(gl)
#111 to #110 - procrasturbate (10/22/2014) [-]
Thanks. I'll leave you with something cheerful.
#102 - userexposer (10/21/2014) [-]
Many, don't understand. My child.
User avatar #104 to #102 - procrasturbate (10/21/2014) [-]
AND ITS LONGER THAN FIVE INCHES.
User avatar #103 to #102 - procrasturbate (10/21/2014) [-]
Well...
That was disturbingly..
Fast.
User avatar #105 to #103 - userexposer (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm proud of my work.
User avatar #96 - maybetraffy (09/22/2014) [-]
do you have like an online copy of your collection?
User avatar #97 to #96 - procrasturbate (09/22/2014) [-]
Of my porn? No, and I never will. I found everything I have in less than a year, it's not too difficult.
User avatar #98 to #97 - maybetraffy (09/22/2014) [-]
hentai mostly
but you saved the best ones tho
User avatar #99 to #98 - procrasturbate (09/22/2014) [-]
I post the best ones. I have tens of thousands of pictures, there's no way I'm uploading all that.
User avatar #100 to #99 - maybetraffy (09/22/2014) [-]
not on fj, like imgur or megashare
but I'll just lurk more
thanks for sharing
User avatar #101 to #100 - procrasturbate (09/22/2014) [-]
Lurk around the hentai board. I sometimes post links to good places where you can download hundreds at once. I sometimes just post pictures. The reason I'm not upload to mega is because it would take too long
User avatar #91 to #90 - procrasturbate (08/24/2014) [-]
H'what
User avatar #92 to #91 - datmine (08/24/2014) [-]
ur a fag
hope u happi
User avatar #93 to #92 - procrasturbate (08/24/2014) [-]
Well I just bought some RP for LoL. So I am kind of happy.
User avatar #94 to #93 - datmine (08/24/2014) [-]
>2014
>lol
wut r u
fag?
#89 - jackmaccone ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
dayum man you are only two days longer member of funnyjunk then me
dayum man you are only two days longer member of funnyjunk then me
#81 to #80 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [-]
I burst out laughing and scared the 			****		 out of my dog.
I burst out laughing and scared the **** out of my dog.
User avatar #85 to #84 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [-]
What the hell are these?
#86 to #85 - anonymousperson (06/20/2014) [-]
SPINZAKU   
 were you not on the internet in 2009?
SPINZAKU
were you not on the internet in 2009?
#88 to #86 - anonymousperson (06/20/2014) [-]
pretty much code geass 2009
pretty much code geass 2009
User avatar #87 to #86 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not.
#74 - ehzio ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
#75 to #74 - procrasturbate (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm working on my next "greentext". Even though it's been a huge delay
I'm working on my next "greentext". Even though it's been a huge delay
#76 to #75 - ehzio ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
what is it going to be about?
#77 to #76 - procrasturbate (06/18/2014) [-]
Almost done, I'll link it
Almost done, I'll link it
#78 to #77 - ehzio ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting >67
#55 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
hey what's up
hey what's up
User avatar #56 to #55 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
That's a bad Idea. Hair in the food. And nothing much.
User avatar #57 to #56 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
maybe, but how are you
User avatar #58 to #57 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Eh. Sleepy. You?
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
me too, have to work the next day
User avatar #60 to #59 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
I'm packing and what not. You can check the request I put on the Hentai board.
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
on my way
User avatar #62 to #61 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #63 to #62 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
you only having kitsune on dropbox or other stuff too ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Like what other stuff is there? I could eventually do that too.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah i'm collecting hentai stuff like a maniac
User avatar #66 to #65 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Livin' the dream. You have a dropbox of some of your stuff?
User avatar #67 to #66 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
no sorry, i'm not having dropbox
User avatar #68 to #67 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
What's the matter with it?
User avatar #70 to #68 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
oh damn i totally forgot that i have some dropbox hentai stuff bookmarked
User avatar #71 to #70 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Oh really? What sort?
User avatar #73 to #71 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Sleep well.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/27/2014) [-]
many stuff i don't know, i'll post them tomorrow, godda go to bed
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#52 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
i would really like it to play with you xbox once
User avatar #53 to #52 - procrasturbate (05/21/2014) [-]
Minecraft is the only multiplayer game I own. Not to mention my Gold subscription ran out. Also I'm moving out soon after graduation. So everything is sort of hectic right now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jackmaccone ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
yeah moving out is a real torture, well sadly not then
User avatar #50 - tranquilizer (04/05/2014) [-]
I liek yer oosernaem
#51 to #50 - procrasturbate (04/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
Thanks man.
User avatar #46 - lavatofire (03/16/2014) [-]
ty bro <3
User avatar #47 to #46 - procrasturbate (03/16/2014) [-]
Mhm. Dance for me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - lavatofire (03/16/2014) [-]
**lavatofire rolled a random comment #80 posted by darksideofthebeast at Tits ** :
No, he's basically saying that all women use their tits for power in real life.
Some do, not all.

That is being a sexist cunt, a fedora wearer...
User avatar #49 to #48 - procrasturbate (03/16/2014) [-]
Close enough. Good luck with the tokens.
User avatar #41 - anonymousperson (03/09/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #42 to #41 - procrasturbate (03/09/2014) [-]
It's been so long since someone said hi. I got scared.
#37 - redragond ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
hi there, do you mind if i ask why you sent me a friend request? not that im complaining
#39 to #38 - redragond ONLINE (02/13/2014) [-]
cool, well it's nice to meet you
User avatar #35 - mairon ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #36 to #35 - procrasturbate (02/01/2014) [-]
No, thank you
User avatar #33 - ffffyou (01/30/2014) [-]
how many accounts do you have?
User avatar #34 to #33 - procrasturbate (01/31/2014) [-]
Just this one.
User avatar #32 - spoogepooge (01/11/2014) [-]
You can have 2 of those lollis not all
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