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#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Man I hope they dont Dodge... +3
#2 - mr skeltal Comment deleted by procrasturbate
#74 - That's more of an informative statement.  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on Board games with computers... +1
#75 - theydontlikeu (15 hours ago) [-]
exactly.
#72 - I mean, the joke is based around people's professions and what…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on Board games with computers... +1
#73 - theydontlikeu (15 hours ago) [-]
hey, why did the chicken drink water? because it was thirsty.
User avatar #74 - procrasturbate (15 hours ago) [-]
That's more of an informative statement.
#75 - theydontlikeu (15 hours ago) [-]
exactly.
#119 - Only sixteen? ******* scrubulus maximus 15 hours ago on Vagina Facts +1
#139 - And tits. Tits are a good reason. 16 hours ago on heh 0
#2 - There's riding a horse, then there's riding a ******* … 09/30/2014 on Riding on a horse? +1
#2 - Holy **** , this is top. 09/30/2014 on Just loose it +7
#65 - Scary movie 2 bag  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 5 -... 0
#67 - chokinandtokin (09/30/2014) [-]
lol
#15 - See you later bb 09/30/2014 on You wouldn't make it +1
#18 - The black guy with the ******* drink just power w… 09/30/2014 on First grade skills +19

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User avatar #19 - MrMysteriousMagic (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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******* pedo. How could you get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, then cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're a sick pervert, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're sick in the head.
User avatar #96 - maybetraffy (09/22/2014) [-]
do you have like an online copy of your collection?
User avatar #97 to #96 - procrasturbate (09/22/2014) [-]
Of my porn? No, and I never will. I found everything I have in less than a year, it's not too difficult.
User avatar #98 to #97 - maybetraffy (09/22/2014) [-]
hentai mostly
but you saved the best ones tho
User avatar #99 to #98 - procrasturbate (09/22/2014) [-]
I post the best ones. I have tens of thousands of pictures, there's no way I'm uploading all that.
User avatar #100 to #99 - maybetraffy (09/22/2014) [-]
not on fj, like imgur or megashare
but I'll just lurk more
thanks for sharing
User avatar #101 to #100 - procrasturbate (09/22/2014) [-]
Lurk around the hentai board. I sometimes post links to good places where you can download hundreds at once. I sometimes just post pictures. The reason I'm not upload to mega is because it would take too long
#90 - datmine ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #91 to #90 - procrasturbate (08/24/2014) [-]
H'what
User avatar #92 to #91 - datmine ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
ur a fag
hope u happi
User avatar #93 to #92 - procrasturbate (08/24/2014) [-]
Well I just bought some RP for LoL. So I am kind of happy.
User avatar #94 to #93 - datmine ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
>2014
>lol
wut r u
fag?
#89 - jackmaccone (06/21/2014) [-]
dayum man you are only two days longer member of funnyjunk then me
dayum man you are only two days longer member of funnyjunk then me
#81 to #80 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [-]
I burst out laughing and scared the 						****					 out of my dog.
I burst out laughing and scared the **** out of my dog.
User avatar #85 to #84 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [-]
What the hell are these?
#86 to #85 - anonymousperson (06/20/2014) [-]
SPINZAKU   
 were you not on the internet in 2009?
SPINZAKU
were you not on the internet in 2009?
#88 to #86 - anonymousperson (06/20/2014) [-]
pretty much code geass 2009
pretty much code geass 2009
User avatar #87 to #86 - procrasturbate (06/20/2014) [-]
Unfortunately not.
#74 - ehzio ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
#75 to #74 - procrasturbate (06/18/2014) [-]
I'm working on my next "greentext". Even though it's been a huge delay
I'm working on my next "greentext". Even though it's been a huge delay
#76 to #75 - ehzio ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
what is it going to be about?
#77 to #76 - procrasturbate (06/18/2014) [-]
Almost done, I'll link it
Almost done, I'll link it
#78 to #77 - ehzio ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting >67
#55 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
hey what's up
hey what's up
User avatar #56 to #55 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
That's a bad Idea. Hair in the food. And nothing much.
User avatar #57 to #56 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
maybe, but how are you
User avatar #58 to #57 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Eh. Sleepy. You?
User avatar #59 to #58 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
me too, have to work the next day
User avatar #60 to #59 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
I'm packing and what not. You can check the request I put on the Hentai board.
User avatar #61 to #60 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
on my way
User avatar #62 to #61 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Awesome.
User avatar #63 to #62 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
you only having kitsune on dropbox or other stuff too ?
User avatar #64 to #63 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Like what other stuff is there? I could eventually do that too.
User avatar #65 to #64 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah i'm collecting hentai stuff like a maniac
User avatar #66 to #65 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Livin' the dream. You have a dropbox of some of your stuff?
User avatar #67 to #66 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
no sorry, i'm not having dropbox
User avatar #68 to #67 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
What's the matter with it?
User avatar #70 to #68 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
oh damn i totally forgot that i have some dropbox hentai stuff bookmarked
User avatar #71 to #70 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Oh really? What sort?
User avatar #73 to #71 - procrasturbate (05/27/2014) [-]
Sleep well.
User avatar #72 to #71 - jackmaccone (05/27/2014) [-]
many stuff i don't know, i'll post them tomorrow, godda go to bed
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#52 - jackmaccone (05/21/2014) [-]
i would really like it to play with you xbox once
User avatar #53 to #52 - procrasturbate (05/21/2014) [-]
Minecraft is the only multiplayer game I own. Not to mention my Gold subscription ran out. Also I'm moving out soon after graduation. So everything is sort of hectic right now.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jackmaccone (05/21/2014) [-]
yeah moving out is a real torture, well sadly not then
User avatar #50 - tranquilizer ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
I liek yer oosernaem
#51 to #50 - procrasturbate (04/05/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
Thanks man.
User avatar #46 - lavatofire (03/16/2014) [-]
ty bro <3
User avatar #47 to #46 - procrasturbate (03/16/2014) [-]
Mhm. Dance for me.
User avatar #48 to #47 - lavatofire (03/16/2014) [-]
**lavatofire rolled a random comment #80 posted by darksideofthebeast at Tits ** :
No, he's basically saying that all women use their tits for power in real life.
Some do, not all.

That is being a sexist cunt, a fedora wearer...
User avatar #49 to #48 - procrasturbate (03/16/2014) [-]
Close enough. Good luck with the tokens.
User avatar #41 - anonymousperson (03/09/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #42 to #41 - procrasturbate (03/09/2014) [-]
It's been so long since someone said hi. I got scared.
#37 - redragond (02/13/2014) [-]
hi there, do you mind if i ask why you sent me a friend request? not that im complaining
#39 to #38 - redragond (02/13/2014) [-]
cool, well it's nice to meet you
User avatar #35 - mairon (02/01/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #36 to #35 - procrasturbate (02/01/2014) [-]
No, thank you
User avatar #33 - ffffyou (01/30/2014) [-]
how many accounts do you have?
User avatar #34 to #33 - procrasturbate (01/31/2014) [-]
Just this one.
User avatar #32 - spoogepooge (01/11/2014) [-]
You can have 2 of those lollis not all
User avatar #30 - hornack (12/05/2013) [-]
Holy **** man! Thank you so much! ♥
User avatar #31 to #30 - procrasturbate (12/05/2013) [-]
Not a problem.
User avatar #28 - abject (10/30/2013) [-]
You are very kind.
User avatar #29 to #28 - procrasturbate (10/30/2013) [-]
Nice color. And it's only like 11 or so ingots, so it's nothing to me. I don't even have a badge.
User avatar #27 - dinodinosaur (10/20/2013) [-]
srry I alreadygot it
User avatar #21 - casprizzle (10/20/2013) [-]
taaanks :3
User avatar #22 to #21 - procrasturbate (10/20/2013) [-]
Have you picked up any brony shoes or sugar cubes?
User avatar #23 to #22 - casprizzle (10/20/2013) [-]
I have sugar cubes.
User avatar #24 to #23 - procrasturbate (10/20/2013) [-]
I'll take some, but I need my orange slices
User avatar #25 to #24 - casprizzle (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I got the food I needed. I don't really see anything you have that I want :/
User avatar #26 to #25 - procrasturbate (10/20/2013) [-]
Alright
User avatar #13 - thelastuchiha (10/12/2013) [-]
i need those to make ponies
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