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Date Signed Up:8/08/2010
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#417886 - >New game >New hue 04/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#8981 - College hockey is the shit. I love going to see the WMU vs. UM… 04/14/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#65377 - Thanks for the help though bro.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#65378 - mattdoggy (04/12/2013) [-]
my pleasure, and better luck next time guy
#65375 - Yeah she ended up using me. Fucking. Heartbroken.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#65376 - mattdoggy (04/11/2013) [-]
sorry to hear bro, some hos are just crazy. Take care of yourself though man
User avatar #65377 - pringlez (04/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for the help though bro.
#65378 - mattdoggy (04/12/2013) [-]
my pleasure, and better luck next time guy
#1094 - That's gross, a woman fapping?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on On this page we are all women 0
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#371 - Well I must be really fucking capitalist then. 04/10/2013 on Huge Dicks +2
#134 - Heely's are close enough for #3. 04/10/2013 on How people in 1910 thought... 0
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#836 - I don't see a platypus OR a can of Foster's. 04/09/2013 on Long post, Worth the read. +4
#402 - What the fuck, man. 04/09/2013 on 90's Kids 0
#8864 - And you know what? Good for you. I despise OSU, but I respect them. 04/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#8862 - You know, for a fan of that team down South, you're not all bad.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#8863 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
I respect Michigan. No reason to hate them. Me living in Florida, I don't have any big beef with the Big 10. I have decent opinions of Michigan and Wisconsin. I like Ohio State because they offered me a scholarship.
User avatar #8864 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
And you know what? Good for you. I despise OSU, but I respect them.
#8860 - A&M was my hero this year.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#8861 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
A&M lessens my hatred for the SEC a little
#8862 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
You know, for a fan of that team down South, you're not all bad.
#8863 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
I respect Michigan. No reason to hate them. Me living in Florida, I don't have any big beef with the Big 10. I have decent opinions of Michigan and Wisconsin. I like Ohio State because they offered me a scholarship.
User avatar #8864 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
And you know what? Good for you. I despise OSU, but I respect them.
#8858 - To be honest, I'm not sure I'd cheer on the Bucks if they made…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#8859 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
In that case, for me it would be Florida or Miami, I'd go with the opposition, unless its Alabama. Anyone, just anyone needs to beat Alabama sometime.
User avatar #8860 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
A&M was my hero this year.
#8861 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
A&M lessens my hatred for the SEC a little
#8862 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
You know, for a fan of that team down South, you're not all bad.
#8863 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
I respect Michigan. No reason to hate them. Me living in Florida, I don't have any big beef with the Big 10. I have decent opinions of Michigan and Wisconsin. I like Ohio State because they offered me a scholarship.
User avatar #8864 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
And you know what? Good for you. I despise OSU, but I respect them.
#8856 - Maybe, but at least we don't cheat.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#8857 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
Buckeyes aren't my #1 team, but I'd cheer them on to the National Champs if my noles don't get there(and it isn't our best squad in years, entire d-line gone, new qb, and a ton of coaching changes)
User avatar #8858 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
To be honest, I'm not sure I'd cheer on the Bucks if they made it to Nat. Championship.

It's like:
Big 10 vs. the team I've hated with my entire body my whole entire life.
#8859 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
In that case, for me it would be Florida or Miami, I'd go with the opposition, unless its Alabama. Anyone, just anyone needs to beat Alabama sometime.
User avatar #8860 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
A&M was my hero this year.
#8861 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
A&M lessens my hatred for the SEC a little
#8862 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
You know, for a fan of that team down South, you're not all bad.
#8863 - repostsrepost (04/08/2013) [-]
I respect Michigan. No reason to hate them. Me living in Florida, I don't have any big beef with the Big 10. I have decent opinions of Michigan and Wisconsin. I like Ohio State because they offered me a scholarship.
User avatar #8864 - pringlez (04/08/2013) [-]
And you know what? Good for you. I despise OSU, but I respect them.
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#9884 - To you as well. 04/07/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#8849 - You're my new bestfriend. 04/07/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#9882 - During the season, that for snacks and pasta off and on during… 04/07/2013 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#3939500 - Oh. 04/07/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... +5
#94 - If I find time, I'll download the demo. 04/07/2013 on pringlez's profile 0
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User avatar #91 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
You should try it. There's a demo on steam, and I already completely played the main campaign.
User avatar #92 to #91 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Eh. Maybe.
#93 to #92 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
You don't have if you don't want to, but I strongly recommend it.
You don't have if you don't want to, but I strongly recommend it.
#94 to #93 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
If I find time, I'll download the demo.
If I find time, I'll download the demo.
User avatar #69 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
But then again, I usually play on king. Also, on continents and stuff, the AI ALWAYS is the first to settle resources.
User avatar #70 to #69 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah they like to fuck me over too.
User avatar #71 to #70 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Also, the AI is quite stupid. I mean, even if they got you by the balls, they still don't attack your cities, or the units just stand there.
User avatar #72 to #71 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I do agree. In one of my game's with my friend, Russia caught me off guard, declared war, and ended up having a military of about 20 units (early game, like not even turn 100, but whatever). I was able to fend off a few, but I told my friend that the game might end up being a quick one. Instead, after killing like 3 units, Catherine decides to just leave. She never attacked back, and I just sat like 7 bowman at my border, just waiting.

They never came.

When I went to attack her even, they weren't there, now that I think about it.
User avatar #73 to #72 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I hope they fix that in the new expansion, or the next game.
User avatar #74 to #73 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Hopefully. Heh, you should've seen my face when I decided to march into Russia. I just sat there flabbergasted. But yeah, they need to fix that.
User avatar #75 to #74 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
By the way, one tip: If you need to settle your first city, try to settle op on a hill. The early extra production really helps out a lot.
User avatar #76 to #75 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
On top of hill next to ocean is where I look. Partly because I rarely play anything besides Elizabeth.
User avatar #77 to #76 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, by the way, what maps do you play most? Archipelago?
User avatar #78 to #77 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Continents, small continents, or Earth. I know, doesn't work well for England, but it's a bit of a challenge without altering spawn rates or skill.
User avatar #79 to #78 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I wonder if we could play against of with each other.
User avatar #80 to #79 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I think we could when the Mumble server I use gets back on (if you've never heard of Mumble, it's basically Ventrilo).
User avatar #81 to #80 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I've never played multiplayer in civ, so I don't know what you're talking about, honestly.
User avatar #82 to #81 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Mumble is a separate program. Same with Vent. They're just programs to host voice-chat servers. Civ has a text-chat, but it takes up half my screen, so I hate using it.
User avatar #83 to #82 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Ah, I see.
User avatar #84 to #83 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Other than that, it's really no different. Although, you can know what civs are playing with you before you meet them. There's a scoreboard that givesd the names of the civs.
User avatar #85 to #84 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
If we could, I'd like to play a game on king or so, and then we against the entire world. By the way, if you like civ, you may like this link: www.reddit.com/r/civ
#87 to #86 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
The link or the idea?
The link or the idea?
User avatar #90 to #87 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Have heard of the Tropico series, it never truly caught my eye though.
#88 to #87 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
The link.

Uhm. Unrelated.
User avatar #89 to #88 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
By the way, ever heard of Tropico 4? Awesome game.
User avatar #47 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
He is also the one to *almost* never go to war. He doesn't settle that much new cities and doesn't denounce me for no reason.
User avatar #48 to #47 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I dunno about the first one, he liked to declare a lot when I played with him, granted it was against Nobunaga.
User avatar #49 to #48 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Heh, yeah Oda is always the one to piss other empires off. But, his unique ability, Bushido is awesome.
User avatar #50 to #49 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
What does it do?
User avatar #51 to #50 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Wounded units deal the same damage as units with full health.
User avatar #52 to #51 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Wow. Talk about kicking some ass.
User avatar #53 to #52 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Hell yeah. But I like Russia's +1 production per strategic resource and double iron, aluminium and uranium better.
User avatar #54 to #53 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds nice, but Autocracy has fascism which doubles all strategic resources, so you could get that already.
User avatar #55 to #54 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I wonder if it stacks. Anyway, I usually go for order. The science and happiness boost are awesome.
User avatar #56 to #55 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
That'd be pretty overpowered if the effects stack. I used to go for order as well until my friend introduced me to the great effects of fascism.
User avatar #57 to #56 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I went with freedom once. It's really good as well, actually. Anyway, with the policy tree I usually do Tradition-liberty-rationalism-commerce-order. Sometimes commerce and rationalism are switched, but I think it's good. Also, quite ironic, using commerce and order.
User avatar #58 to #57 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Which tree is rationalism again? I wanna say that's the other one with Piety.
User avatar #59 to #58 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Rationalism is the one with science. You can't have piety and rationalism at the same time.
User avatar #60 to #59 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Right. I usually go Liberty>Tradition>Commerce>Autocracy>Rationalism
But by that time the game is probably over.
User avatar #61 to #60 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Why do you go with liberty first? I don't know about you, but I want to keep my first worker busy.
User avatar #62 to #61 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to get my second city up fairly quickly after starting so I end up having two powerhouse cities late game.
User avatar #63 to #62 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to wait a little while. Happiness, you know?
User avatar #64 to #63 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I've been having problems with happiness recently actually, and I'm not sure why. I play the same way every game lol.
User avatar #65 to #64 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
If you are playing on harder difficulties, you get less base-happiness. Also, luxury resources. By the way, you can increase the number of lux. resources in the advanced menu.
User avatar #68 to #65 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Hm. Apparently I'm better than I thought lol
User avatar #66 to #65 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I find making resources for abundant cheating :p And about the difficulty thing, I was basing my performance solely on games on Prince. Like, my first game on Prince, as soon as I hit 150 happiness, I never dropped below. Then shit happened the next few games. It probably was luxury resources.
User avatar #67 to #66 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
You got 150 happiness?! the highest I usually go is like 40. And hey, with increasing the stuff, that means that also other empires improve as well, meaning bigger armies, wars and fun.
User avatar #21 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
How about we continue on your profile? Much more orderly.
User avatar #22 to #21 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Sounds fine. And sorry for the absence. I had some important basketball to watch.
User avatar #23 to #22 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
No matter, buddy.
User avatar #24 to #23 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
So.

What were we talking about?
User avatar #25 to #24 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Family stuff and computer games. Can't completely remember.
User avatar #26 to #25 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Ah yes. Civ and my asshole of a dad.
User avatar #27 to #26 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
So... Do you prefer tall or wide empires?
User avatar #28 to #27 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Tall as in less cities, but a lot stronger? And wide as in the opposite? If so, a moderation between the two.
User avatar #29 to #28 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yes, and yes. I usually start very tall, and mid-game I just conquer the people that annoy me the most. I've got like 4 original cities, and the rest like 20 is all conquered.
User avatar #30 to #29 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
That's how I play. In fact, my current game with my bro, I have only 2 original cities (French) and 6 conquered.
like

wat
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
You like to play multiplayer? By the way, with single player, what difficulty do you play?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I usually play multi with friends (my bro, his friends, my friends, etc.). And on average, I play about a Prince or so. It fits me perfectly. I am currently on a path of playing every difficulty from easiest to hardest. Where do you think I'll start finding difficulty?
User avatar #33 to #32 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Depends on it. What map type do you play? For me, archipelago is the easiest. I play on king, and no difficulty. However, continents on prince are a lot harder for me. I'm bad with early warfare.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I like to play on Earth maps, but I mostly play Prince on continents. Or small continents, just to make sure I get my own continent.
User avatar #35 to #34 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
And how fast are you with wonder-building?
User avatar #36 to #35 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Eh. There are some wonders that I have to make sure I get (like the Great Lighthouse when I'm Elizabeth) but a lot of the time, I forget to build some so I get beat out on a couple.
User avatar #37 to #36 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I usually rush for the great library, and go for stonehenge if I can make it. But Macchu Pichu, if possible and all the happiness wonders are mine. If not, all my neighbouring empires feel my wrath.
User avatar #38 to #37 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
They usually feel my wrath anyways. Sooner or later they act like a bitch to me, or random denounce, and I tell em (metaphorically, since I can't really) "Aw bitch you dun goofed."

And then I win.
User avatar #39 to #38 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Basically every game. Yeah. You know, most of the time I really want to be a nice guy. Trading, gaining culture and science, having a small army, if any at all. Then, they say that it was foolish of me to trust them- and they get their arses kicked. One thing leads to another, and before I even know it, world domination.
User avatar #46 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
YES. He does whatever I ask of him, and I do whatever he asks of me.
User avatar #44 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Heh, no. He's usually first on my list because he's always been so easy for me to take over.
User avatar #45 to #44 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
You know who is a really cool guy? Kamehameha. He's usually the only one not a digbag to me.
User avatar #42 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
I know Gandhi is actually pretty submissive to me when we're friends, but again. It's probably just me.
User avatar #43 to #42 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Have you played a long enough game for him to make nukes?
User avatar #40 to #39 - pringlez ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Dude, tell me about it. I always end up having the "famed economy" and whenever someone needs some help I would hook them up.
Then they try and blitzkrieg me. It's like, bro, I just gave you half of my treasury.
User avatar #41 to #40 - crazyolitis ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, man. If I would have 100 gold every time a civ declared friendship with me, and asked for half my money or a luxury resource the very next turn, I could buy and maintain 400 units late game. However, I wonder if you can also ask stuff from them when you're friends? Like with the demand option.
#1 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY RAPED
Hello Pringlez, before I accept your request, I must know the following:
1. Who are you
2. Why did you add me
3. brony or Non-brony
4. Are you an old friend of mine that made another account or simply a new user
5. What's your favorite show and movie

I ask these because I need to pre-screen people. Lately I've been getting idiots who add me only to fuck with me. I do not approve of that.
#2 to #1 - pringlez ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
1. I am pringlez.
2. I added you because I still think you to be a cool guy unlike everyone else.
3. I am like half-brony I guess. I watch the show, but I don't praise it as a religion.
4. Just a new user.
5. Avatar: The Last Airbender - 21 Jump Street

>mfw I lose comment virginity
#3 to #2 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
I find your answers worthy so I accept your friendship. Just so you know, I am a good guy. I'm writing a short bio that I'm gonna post here to tell FJ my success I have created upon my friends here. I'm not a hardcore brony either. I like the show too, but I'm not worshiping it like a religion. I just like how it relates to The Powerpuff Girls and other pop culture references. Oh and you're welcome about the virginity. Who better to pop yours than a popular user. ;)
User avatar #4 to #3 - pringlez ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Woot!

Do I get to be TailsTeam? ;D
User avatar #5 to #4 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
You have to earn it my new friend.
#6 to #5 - pringlez ONLINE (09/28/2012) [-]
Fair enough.   
   
For you.
Fair enough.

For you.
#7 to #6 - SonicTeam (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you. I shall treasure this.
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