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|#111653 - Are you looking for like our views of a perfect relationship, … [+] (4 new replies)||01/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#111665 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
Well I guess I'll touch on all three for you.
My idea of a perfect relationship is close to what I've got now actually. I'm definitely in love with this girl. We talk all the time, and we hang out all the time, but we're still active in our friend group (we're in the same one). Sometimes when we hangout, we'll watch a movie and cuddle, other times we'll do homework, and other times, we just run errands with each other just to enjoy each other's company. Honestly, I love it. Even when we're just running errands with each other I'm having the happiest times of my life.
My perfect partner. I'm gonna sound really cliche, but obviously pretty. Not to sound shallow, but I can't be having not good looking girlfriends. Also cliche, but she's gotta be smart. If it turns out she's not in many advanced classes, and I can't hold a decently intelligent conversation with her, I can't do it. She's also gotta be funny. And sarcastic. HAS to be sarcastic. I enjoy a good amount of sass. And I do love me some of dat ass, not to sound shallow again.
If I wanted a perfect date, it would be doing stuff with the person. I mean, like a bike ride, or walking around town with them. I'd take them to a nice yet casual restaurant, because I am one the most casual people you'll ever meet. Like I said before in my perfect relationship, just ways to enjoy the other's company.
Does this help your paper?
|#111652 - Yeah definitely what Scott said. Especially since you haven't … [+] (8 new replies)||01/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
#111655 - 2scared2login (01/14/2014) [-]
#111657 - 2scared2login (01/14/2014) [-]
What if she's creeped out? Like genuinely creeped out?
#111660 - 2scared2login (01/14/2014) [-]
Alright, I think that's all I actually needed to hear.
#111662 - 2scared2login (01/14/2014) [-]
How do I get over a bad break up? I don't really like talking to people about my problems face to face :T
|#18760 - Also, credz to ************** for the pic.||01/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news...||0|
|#18759 - Ready set go. I'll do mine if a few others do their's. [+] (30 new replies)||01/14/2014 on Sports - sports news, news...||+2|
#18805 - saltyfries (01/15/2014) [-]
Fuck the NBA! It's rigged bullshit! Don't believe me? Look how many teams won titles as compared to other sports, look how many teams have at least made it to the title game!
MLB, 2 teams haven't made it to the World Series yet (Mariners and Nationals)
NFL, 4 teams haven't made it to the Super Bowl (Lions, Browns, Jags, Texans)
NHL, 6 teams
NBA, 8 fucking teams haven't made it to the finals, and less than half the league has won the title. Hell, the league is basically decided right away between maybe 4-6 teams while everyone else is irrelevant before the season even started. No other league can say that or do that for more than half their league! I can understand seeing 2 teams that will stink up the joint from the beginning (like the Brewers or Sabres), but half the league already considered Irrelevant? It's no fucking wonder the NHL outdraws the NBA now, at least the NHL is more balanced and every team gets attention.
#18777 - pringlez (01/14/2014) [-]
The only reason I started watching any basketball was because UMich made it so far in the tournament, and even now, they are not as good. I have no reason to watch. Pistons are horrible, and I don't like bandwagoning onto teams I have no connection with. I alike the Pats because Tom Brady is my favorite quarterback, added to the fact he's a Maize & Blue alumni.
|#96 - Wow man, sorry for giving people a chance to find more things … [+] (1 new reply)||01/08/2014 on pringlez's profile||0|
|#33 - I can personally say if that is what your Arby's looks like on…||12/30/2013 on With vs with out makeup||+2|
|#42 - Kinda related [+] (2 new replies)||12/29/2013 on Didney Worl Comp||+5|
|#338 - That's not being lazy, that's you not wanting to do it. I'm no… [+] (1 new reply)||12/26/2013 on I don't understand||0|
|#55 - That sounds great, because **** the Thalmor.||12/12/2013 on Alpha Crab||0|
|#52 - Is it on the Workshop? Probably not, it doesn't sound like it … [+] (2 new replies)||12/12/2013 on Alpha Crab||0|
|#49 - Apparently not, considering I've never heard of it. [+] (4 new replies)||12/12/2013 on Alpha Crab||0|
|#46 - That sounds right. I can't remember exactly, but Rayya sounds right. [+] (6 new replies)||12/12/2013 on Alpha Crab||+1|
|#43 - Yes, she's from Hammerfell if I'm not mistaken, a Redguard. Sh… [+] (9 new replies)||12/12/2013 on Alpha Crab||+1|
|#106217 - My district has elementary from kindergarten through 6th, juni…||12/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#106216 - Intredasting. Never heard of it. Thank you for the enlightenment.||12/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#106213 - Who the hell says shibe? What does it even mean? [+] (2 new replies)||12/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#106212 - Definitely dick pic.||12/08/2013 on Advice - love advice,...||0|
|#16366 - Yeah but FSU completely rocked everyone they played. Yes, the …||12/08/2013 on Sports - sports news, news...||0|
|#12 - If I recall like 5 foot something?||12/08/2013 on Pokemon Size Comparison||0|
|#34 - He was at the warped wall and they didn't let him finish? What…||12/05/2013 on Athletic Streaker||+9|
|#100573 - Alright Ryan, calm down buddy. [+] (1 new reply)||12/03/2013 on Social Board||0|
|#100571 - We both knew there was a connection of some sort between us, w…||12/03/2013 on Social Board||+1|
|#100570 - Warning; pretty much my entire life love story is in the… [+] (1 new reply)||12/03/2013 on Social Board||+1|
#100571 - pringlez (12/03/2013) [-]
We both knew there was a connection of some sort between us, we just couldn't really find it, you guys know that feeling? Fast forward to about a week later and it was time for our school registration, and Maria and I ended up going together, and we went out to breakfast too, but with one of our other friends. Afterwards though, we went back to my house just to chill (empty house you know what I mean), and we were watching TV and just having a good relaxing time, kinda sorta cuddling, kinda sorta holding hands, but not quite like fully. Pretty soon I got the most balls I've ever had in my entire life, and went to kiss her, but she backed away and said something along the lines of, "You should give me a warning next time," and she kissed me back, and we just sat on my couch making out, while good old Saved by the Bell was on in the background.
I know it's not that long, but our 3 month was Nov 27, and I honestly don't think this relationship will end soon.
End of adventure, get back to your peasant lives.
|#12 - Because that's how the legend goes; Ho-Oh turned them into the…||12/02/2013 on What if I told you||0|
|#379 - Redhair has been defined as a mutation in alleles. I understan…||12/01/2013 on Do people even read titles...||0|